Disclaimer: I do not own inuyasha so there you cant sue me hahahahahahaha
Chapter 4: kidnapping the brat IS easy, does jaken's find true love
In a garden in the far off western lands a small girl by the name of Rin was playing she was running and frolicking, doing all small girl things, picking flowers playing.. you get the picture. a small frog watched over the small girl, in a tree somewhere they were being watched by the wind bitch.. I mean witch know as Kagura. She started and glared, glared and stared at the small child run and run, oh how she shunned her. 'so care free so different from me' she thought how she hated it, but there was one thing this witchey bitch hated more then this mild child, was "RHYMING, STOP FUCKING RHYMING YOU STUPID IDIOT, YOU CANT RHYME SO STOP IT" screamed the witch of a bitch at the poor author, the poor author who has 5 sisters, who gets hand me down's, who stays up hours at night plotting and plotting not getting anywhere just to satisfy the dear readers, who.. "SHUT UP ALREADY AND GET ON WITH THE STUPID STORY ALL READY, NO ONE CARES ABOUT YOUR PERSONAL LIFE THEY JUST WANT A STORY SO STOP RANTING" umm okay.. Anyways back to the story at hand. the bitch sat in a tree plotting to kidnap Rin for her master naruku, "how am I going to do it" she pondered, "I got it" she said snapping her fingers.
Back to the garden the child was still laughing and playing, while the stupid toad known as jakens who we all pity, is sitting there watching her making sure no demons kidnap her and give them to there masters. Just then he heard someone wolf whistle he turned around to see the most beautiful toad demon ever (as beautiful as they come at least) jakens eyes bulged and he drooled a puddle of saliva, the female from demon walked over seductively to jakens, "hey big boy" she said seductively, "..h..h..hey" he said stuttering, "what is your name hot stuff" she asked in the same seductive tone. "j..j..ja..ja" stuttered the frog, "jjjjaja, that is new" she said giving a small smile, jakens slapped himself "my name is jakens" he said hurriedly, "oh how cute mine is tiffany" she said winking at him, "want to come play with me" she said winking again, jakens flashed a huge grin which blinded tiffany for a second "do I ever" he said, the other toad demon nodded walking off somewhere jakens following close behind.
Rin was still running and playing, when all of a sudden she stopped seeing a trail of cookies leading off to a forest, "this looks suspicious, I should tell lord sesshmaru, besides these will rot my teeth" she said turning form the cookies, "they are low fat, and sugar free" shouted a voice form the forest "okay" Rin said picking up the first cookie in the trail and eating it then the next and then the next and so fourth. Eventually she ate all the way into the forest, just then the trail ended, she looked around, "oh no I am lost" she explained to no one unparticular. Just then a evil laugh was heard and kagura jumped out of no where "so simple minded I have easily lured you here now I shall kidnap you for naraku" she said explain her master plot to a 8 year old, "why" Rin asked, "because I did" said kagura "why" asked Rin again, "because" said kagura, "why" asked rin, "cause I did now shut up brat or else" said the now frustrated kagura, "why" aksed rin again, kagura screamed running off into the forest Rin following close behind "hey come back and play with Rin" yelled rin as she ran after the wind witch. Not noticing her kimono ripping
Meanwhile back at the garden, sesshmaru walked out a huge expensive ancient Japanese building castle thingy. "Rin " he said looking around "Rin" he said a little bit louder panic starting to grow in him "RIN WHERE ARE YOU" he shouted he was now panicked, he ran around searching for his dear Rin, but could not find the little over happy child. "oh my god of my god" said sesshmaru franticly, before running to look in the forest. It is where he saw it a small piece of her kimono in a squirrel mouth, "NO YOU FREAK.. YOU KILLED MY RIN" shouted seshssmaru to the innocent squirrel; "I SHALL GET REVENGE" sesshmaru shouted grabbing the squirrel and strangling it. the squirrel being evil bit seshsmaru, who dropped the squirrel running deeper into the forest, "COME BACK HERE" he shouted chasing the 'murderous' squirrel.
Meanwhile back in a village somewhere, kagome briskly walked into kadede's hut to see three males with a lot of cuts and bruises, "what happened to you three" she asked looking over to sango who gave them each a death glare "never mind, how bout we go look for jewel shards" she said turning around and walking back out everyone following shortly after. A journey so horrifying so traumatizing they all will need one hell of a therapist or duo when this is done.
Meanwhile in a dark dark castle in the middle of nowhere, naraku sat in a dark dark room pondering and demising a plot to destroy inuyasha. "inuyasha seems undefeatable, and of recent news of his father being revived means I have every little chance of defeating him" He sighed looking in the darkness, then something hit him he looked at the shards in his hand, a plot slowly formed, a menacing smile spread on his lips, he then started to laugh like a maniac
Meanwhile in the future, kagomes mom was baking cookies just then souta kagomes little brother walked in "hi mom" he said grabbing a couple of cookies from the cookie jar, "don't eat to many or you will spoil your appetite" souta nodded walking to his room to do his homework, just then a chill ran up kagome's mothers spine she dropped the tray of cookies in her hands, she looked around puzzled "what was that about" she questioned
What will happen, will jakens love last? Will kagura go mad because of rin? Will the inuyasha gang find the shards? Will sesshmaru find the evil squirrel ? What is naraku's plot, will it succeed or will he die form laughing like a maniac? What was that strange chill kagome's mother got? Find out this and more on the next episode of dragon ball Z. wait I mean inuyasha
A/N: okay people read and review sorry if this is starting to get a little pathetic but I have a brain clot. Hope you enjoyed if not blame my lack of sleep.
Chapter 4: kidnapping the brat IS easy, does jaken's find true love
In a garden in the far off western lands a small girl by the name of Rin was playing she was running and frolicking, doing all small girl things, picking flowers playing.. you get the picture. a small frog watched over the small girl, in a tree somewhere they were being watched by the wind bitch.. I mean witch know as Kagura. She started and glared, glared and stared at the small child run and run, oh how she shunned her. 'so care free so different from me' she thought how she hated it, but there was one thing this witchey bitch hated more then this mild child, was "RHYMING, STOP FUCKING RHYMING YOU STUPID IDIOT, YOU CANT RHYME SO STOP IT" screamed the witch of a bitch at the poor author, the poor author who has 5 sisters, who gets hand me down's, who stays up hours at night plotting and plotting not getting anywhere just to satisfy the dear readers, who.. "SHUT UP ALREADY AND GET ON WITH THE STUPID STORY ALL READY, NO ONE CARES ABOUT YOUR PERSONAL LIFE THEY JUST WANT A STORY SO STOP RANTING" umm okay.. Anyways back to the story at hand. the bitch sat in a tree plotting to kidnap Rin for her master naruku, "how am I going to do it" she pondered, "I got it" she said snapping her fingers.
Back to the garden the child was still laughing and playing, while the stupid toad known as jakens who we all pity, is sitting there watching her making sure no demons kidnap her and give them to there masters. Just then he heard someone wolf whistle he turned around to see the most beautiful toad demon ever (as beautiful as they come at least) jakens eyes bulged and he drooled a puddle of saliva, the female from demon walked over seductively to jakens, "hey big boy" she said seductively, "..h..h..hey" he said stuttering, "what is your name hot stuff" she asked in the same seductive tone. "j..j..ja..ja" stuttered the frog, "jjjjaja, that is new" she said giving a small smile, jakens slapped himself "my name is jakens" he said hurriedly, "oh how cute mine is tiffany" she said winking at him, "want to come play with me" she said winking again, jakens flashed a huge grin which blinded tiffany for a second "do I ever" he said, the other toad demon nodded walking off somewhere jakens following close behind.
Rin was still running and playing, when all of a sudden she stopped seeing a trail of cookies leading off to a forest, "this looks suspicious, I should tell lord sesshmaru, besides these will rot my teeth" she said turning form the cookies, "they are low fat, and sugar free" shouted a voice form the forest "okay" Rin said picking up the first cookie in the trail and eating it then the next and then the next and so fourth. Eventually she ate all the way into the forest, just then the trail ended, she looked around, "oh no I am lost" she explained to no one unparticular. Just then a evil laugh was heard and kagura jumped out of no where "so simple minded I have easily lured you here now I shall kidnap you for naraku" she said explain her master plot to a 8 year old, "why" Rin asked, "because I did" said kagura "why" asked Rin again, "because" said kagura, "why" asked rin, "cause I did now shut up brat or else" said the now frustrated kagura, "why" aksed rin again, kagura screamed running off into the forest Rin following close behind "hey come back and play with Rin" yelled rin as she ran after the wind witch. Not noticing her kimono ripping
Meanwhile back at the garden, sesshmaru walked out a huge expensive ancient Japanese building castle thingy. "Rin " he said looking around "Rin" he said a little bit louder panic starting to grow in him "RIN WHERE ARE YOU" he shouted he was now panicked, he ran around searching for his dear Rin, but could not find the little over happy child. "oh my god of my god" said sesshmaru franticly, before running to look in the forest. It is where he saw it a small piece of her kimono in a squirrel mouth, "NO YOU FREAK.. YOU KILLED MY RIN" shouted seshssmaru to the innocent squirrel; "I SHALL GET REVENGE" sesshmaru shouted grabbing the squirrel and strangling it. the squirrel being evil bit seshsmaru, who dropped the squirrel running deeper into the forest, "COME BACK HERE" he shouted chasing the 'murderous' squirrel.
Meanwhile back in a village somewhere, kagome briskly walked into kadede's hut to see three males with a lot of cuts and bruises, "what happened to you three" she asked looking over to sango who gave them each a death glare "never mind, how bout we go look for jewel shards" she said turning around and walking back out everyone following shortly after. A journey so horrifying so traumatizing they all will need one hell of a therapist or duo when this is done.
Meanwhile in a dark dark castle in the middle of nowhere, naraku sat in a dark dark room pondering and demising a plot to destroy inuyasha. "inuyasha seems undefeatable, and of recent news of his father being revived means I have every little chance of defeating him" He sighed looking in the darkness, then something hit him he looked at the shards in his hand, a plot slowly formed, a menacing smile spread on his lips, he then started to laugh like a maniac
Meanwhile in the future, kagomes mom was baking cookies just then souta kagomes little brother walked in "hi mom" he said grabbing a couple of cookies from the cookie jar, "don't eat to many or you will spoil your appetite" souta nodded walking to his room to do his homework, just then a chill ran up kagome's mothers spine she dropped the tray of cookies in her hands, she looked around puzzled "what was that about" she questioned
What will happen, will jakens love last? Will kagura go mad because of rin? Will the inuyasha gang find the shards? Will sesshmaru find the evil squirrel ? What is naraku's plot, will it succeed or will he die form laughing like a maniac? What was that strange chill kagome's mother got? Find out this and more on the next episode of dragon ball Z. wait I mean inuyasha
A/N: okay people read and review sorry if this is starting to get a little pathetic but I have a brain clot. Hope you enjoyed if not blame my lack of sleep.