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Chapter 5: chasing, chains, idols, squirrels, and kidnapped

In the middle of the forest the wind witch stopped, inhaling a deep breath of air " I 'pant' think 'cough' I lost 'pant' her" Kagura said leaning onto a tree her hair disarranged, her kimono's out of place. Kagura looked around catching her breath she smiled striating up. "I have outsmarted that brat, MWAHAHAHAHAHA" laughed Kagura manically, "mwahahahaha" came a small malice laugh from behind her, Kagura turned around to see a smiling Rin, "Hi Rin laugh to" said the over cheerful child, Kagura screamed again before turning and running quickly thought the forest again "wait up Rin wants to play to" said the small child skipping after the wind bitch again.

Meanwhile the squirrel named Ralf ran into the middle of a clearing, he rested against a tree, he had been running for his poor squirrelly life he let out a sigh thinking he had seen the last of the over crazed dog demon from hell. Just then he was grabbed by some unseen force and razed into the air to face two menacing eyes, "where is Rin, what did you do to her" questioned the dog demon from hell. The squirrel known as Ralf was speechless. "answer me or you shall die" said the dog demon raising his other hand, the squirrels eyes went wide "well answer or perish" said Sesshmaru, just then the small squirrel grabbed its heart, and went limp in the demons hands, "what NOOO YOU CANT DIE, YOU STUPID FUCKER" said the pissed off Sesshmaru throwing the squirrel down, before falling onto the ground balling his eyes out "WHY WHY WHY, DID YOU HAVE TO RUN AWAY RIN WHY, WHY DID YOU HAVE TO DIE MR. SQUIRREL AND WHY DID I HAVE TO HAVE A DEMENTED MOTHER" screamed the over crazed dog demon, just then the squirrel known as Ralf popped back alive (hears cheers from audience) the squirrel having played dead watched the demon crying he took pity on the over reacted dog demon, he then walked over taking out a handkerchief, he gently tugged on the demons robes getting his attention, the dog demon looked down at the squirrel before taking the handkerchief he offered using it to blow his nose.

"Thanks little squirrel, 'sniff' I am sorry about earlier 'sniff' but I miss my Rin" said the dog demon breaking out in tears again. The small squirrel patted him gently on the knee. After awhile Sesshmaru calmed down a bit "this is not 'sniff' easy to 'sniff' be me" said Sesshmaru looking at the sympathetic squirrel. "I feel like 'sniff' I can 'sniff' tell you anything" said Sesshmaru, the little squirrel nodded, "this is all 'sniff' fucking hell 'sniff' to be me 'sniff' with the bad ass 'sniff' attitude and the 'sniff' always hate my brother thing" said the demon now coming down a little. The squirrel nodded again, "you see it all started.." Over the next few hours the lord of the western lands Sesshmaru poured out his life to a small squirrel telling him all his deep dark secrets he had never told to anyone. Like the time his mother dressed him as a female, or a guy kissed him thinking he was a girl, how he was thought a hentai because he just happened to trip into the bath house while a few females, Inuyashas mother included were bathing. ".and you see how I sometimes can be so mean, and how everyone thinks it is because I am cold hearted and stuff, I care a lot about things you know" finished the dog demon, The squirrel nodded again. The dog demon smiled down at the small squirrel known as Ralf, "you are so nice, want to be my friend" asked the dog demon, the squirrel just nodded with a smile on his face. just then they both heard a scream, they both turned towards the noise "I wonder what that is" asked Sesshmaru as he got up, Ralf jumping on his shoulder, Sesshmaru ran off to the sound.

Kagura kept running for her life not wanting to stop in fear of the over happy child from hell, just then she ran into a tree falling unconscious. Rin came skipping into the clearing where the wind bitch hit a tree getting hit unconscious, Rin not knowing anything because her mind doesn't really comprehend it, Rin smiled walking over to the wind witch, gently tapping her "tag you it" said Rin before running a few feet away form her, nothing happened, Rin walked back up to her tapping her again "tag you it" said rin again, Rin smiled taking some shackles where she got from god knows where putting them onto one of Kagura's hands, Rin stared at her curiously before something came to mind "I see, you sleeping I sleep to then" said the small child curling up to the witch falling quickly off to sleep.

Meanwhile the Sesshmaru with his trusty sidekick Ralf ran into the clearing seeing the sleeping forms of the child and woman. Sesshmaru quietly approached the sleeping forms of the two beings, he sighed lightly relived to see his Rin again safe and sound, he kneeled down by Rins side, he reached out to pick her out, he then heard something a silent 'click' he looked down at his one hand, a shackle wrapped around it, he then heard a giggle, "you stuck" she said, Sesshmaru looked puzzled "umm yeah Sesshmaru is stuck Rin, anyways we should go now" he said, Rin nodded jumping up and walking to the edge of the clearing, Sesshmaru sighed standing up taking a step before he felt a pull at his cuffed hand, he looked down expecting to see a tree or rock instead he found himself cuffed to Kagura. "What the fuck, Rin what did you do" he asked surprised and annoyed, "you stuck to her, hehehe" giggled the happy go lucky child from hell.

"not funny Rin where is the key for these" said Sesshmaru not wanting to be stuck to anyone especially a offspring of Naraku's. "There is no key" Rin said still giggling, "really not funny, where is the key Rin" said Sesshmaru really annoyed now, "no key" said Rin still giggling. Sesshmaru let out a low growl, before pulling at the chain trying to make them break "where did you get these anyway" Sesshmaru asked after awhile when it did not break. "In your special chest with all those naughty scrolls" Sesshmaru sweat dropped, "ohh great just great" he mumbled, for you see these were special cuffs that did not break at all, and had no key at all, unless two beings vowed there love for each other, that or one hell of a spell. (Cheesy I know). The dog demon sighed picking up the wind witch and throwing her over his shoulder like a sack of potatoes, not really wanting to stay in a scary forest like this, he began to walk, "stay close Rin" he said, Rin nodded skipping by the more pissed then pissed Sesshmaru and squirrel who fell asleep sometime in all of this.

Meanwhile back in the Inuyasha forest Naraku looked over the side of the well, it led to the time of that incarnation of Kikyo's, he smiled, before clutching the shikon jewel close to him and jumping over the edge into the well, he fell very slowly. He finally hit bottom after awhile. He inhaled deeply smelling strange scents in the air it smelt so dirty. He jumped out of the well looking around; he seemed to be in a building of some sort he spotted a door slowly walking towards it. He opened it looking outside, it was so different it seemed so strange, strange smells, strange sounds, he growled lightly, "I will finish this quickly and get back" he said quietly to himself before walking to a building which looked occupied.

He arrived at the door of this strange dwelling, he listened carefully there was three occupants, this was good the more the merrier, he smiled before picking out the weakest of all, it was on the top floor, he jumped high landing in a open window, he saw his first prey a small child with dark hair, Naraku smiled cruelly before walking towards the small child, the small boy turned around looking at a white baboon, or some maniac dressed up as a white baboon. "hello? Who are you?" Souta asked, Souta heard a evil maniac laugh "they call me Naraku child" A look a fear came to Souta as he realized something from the story's Kagome brought home with her of a evil man in a white baboon suit named Naraku, he opened his mouth to scream but Naraku was faster he ran forward hitting Souta unconscious.

Naraku smiled picking the small boy up. Walking out of the room which they were in he sensed the second being, Naraku walked up to a door, he heard grumbling and the rustling from paper from the room in front of him. He smiled opening the door wand walking in "is dinner ready yet" asked grandpa. "Depends" came Naraku's cool tone in a reply, grandpa looked up wide-eyed at the man/monster in front of him; it had Souta thrown over his shoulder. He quickly dropped his paper reaching for some magical stuff he usually carried around which is usually useless. He quickly took out some of those magical charm papers thingy's (I am sorry I do not know what the are called) he threw them at the demon; Naraku laughed easily shredding the papers. Grandpa stepped back slowly, "nice try old man" Naraku said before he quickly lunged forward knocking grandpa out "but not good enough". Naraku bent down picking up the old man throwing him just like the boy over the same shoulder.

He smiled one more to go he thought. He walked to words what he presumed the kitchen he quietly walked in, seeing a woman about 25 years old running about cooking, he grinned like a maniac now, he thinking ahead, took out the nice threat letter he wrote and set it on the table, the woman not noticing. He watched her movements carefully waiting for her to turn around, it was always good to see fear before you kidnap someone, a demon once said, he sighed closing his eyes for a second and opening them "dinner will be ready soon grandpa so just wait" said the woman not turning around, to Naraku. She accidentally dropped something so she bent to pick it up; Naraku admired her from this point of view greatly.

'She has all the right curves' he thought licking his lips, wishing he had gotten to her first that way he could have had a little fun before picking off the two bozos thrown over his shoulders, he shook his head 'there will be time for this later' he reminded himself, he stood there half an hour later still waiting for her to turn around, he was still thinking of things to do with her and the bozo's were still thrown over his shoulders he grumbled deciding to take action. He watched as she dropped something again (wow what a clutz), this time he strolled over, reached down and groped her posterior. She let out a small sheik grabbing her violated part turning around to come face to face with Naraku. She let out another shriek seeing Souta and grandpa over his shoulder; she grabbed a frying pan hitting Naraku on the head with it. He stumbled back a little slightly surprised, "put my son and father down now and I wont call the cops" she said holding her frying pan up ready to strike again.

Naraku laughed "you can not hurt me wench" he said in a cool tone before stepping forward again, she struck at him again, he grabbed her arm, pulling her forward slamming her into his knee, she doubled over in pain, Naraku smiled before hitting her unconscious, he let out a evil laugh picking her up and throwing her over his other shoulder, he walked briskly out of the house to the old well, his plot beginning to see the light of day.

Kagome shivered slightly even thought it was warm out, Shippou noticing asked "you cold Kagome" Kagome smiled lightly at the kitsune "no Shippou I just felt something" she said, "like what is it bad Kagome" asked the naïve kitsune. "Nothing it is okay" she said smiling to the small kitsune pup 'least I hope it is nothing' she thought. "Hey Kagome stop dawdling" called Inuaysha. Kagome noticing she was behind the others ran to catch up.

Will Sesshmaru get the handcuffs off before Kagura wakes up? What will happen to Kagome's family? What will Naraku do with Kagome's mother? (Probably very little due to fanficiton policy) and will some of the other characters like Kadede and Kouga ever appear find out this and much more in the next episode of Inuyasha: the dead should stay dead.

A/N: please review and tell me what you think people I know everything may seem fucked now but just wait it shall all explained better later.

K: I drought it something this fucked could never be explained

Duo: yes it can

K: no it cant

Duo: want to bet

K: no thanks

Duo: chicken

K: asshole

Inuyasha: food

Duo and K: -_-'

Shinacira: freaks. anyways thank you all. Especially those you have been reviewing constantly.