A/N: !!Spoiler Alert!! "I'm With Stupid" spoiler... I do not like bunnies they're dumb...

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PD(Patrick's Dad) : Hello...

SQUIDWARD : Wrong house...

PM : Do you know were we can find our son Patrick??

Squidward looks towards Patrick's house and decide to do something...

SQUIDWARD: ~~I didn't know he had parents~~ It's a long walk to his house why don't you rest here while we talk...



~~~~MaNy BoTtLes LaTeR~~~~

PD : You know what! I love being a dad but I'm too drunk to even walk to the bathroom... OPPSIE!!!

PM : Coca-Cola does that to him...

SQUIDWARD : I never knew my dad...

PD : I HIT YOU IN TEH HEAD IF YOUS ISULTED ME AGAIN!!?

SQUIDWARD : HuH???

BBOOOOOOMMM!!! Squidward falls unconsuis...

~~~DREAMY DREAM SEQUENCE THINGIE~~~

GHOST : oOoHhHhH... I'm the ghost of the jellyfish!!!

SQUIDWARD : HUH??

Anouther ghost hits the Jellyfish Ghost...

GHOST : I'm the ghost of Thomas Cochrane ansestor of your creator...

SQUIDWARD : My MOM!!

THOMAS COCHRANE : NO!!! Foodoo's mom.... I can help you find your parents though...

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I'm lazy today...