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Chapter 7: never run thought mountains, never piss off old men
Sesshamru, kagura, squirrel and rin were walking in the deep forest sesshamru knew that the forest would soon end and some roads should soon begin. "are we there yet" kagura asked, "no" he said, "are we there yet" asked rin "no" he responded, "are we there yet" they both asked, "NO NO NO and again NO we shall get there when we get there so stop asking me people" sesshamru shouted losing his cool, "men they think they know the way but they never ask for directions" kagura said crossing her arms, the squrrel who was on rins head jumped off of rin and onto kagura, she stared at it for a second, it stared back, "AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH A RAT, A RAT GET IT OFF GET IT OFF" she shouted running around flailing her arms, sadly for sesshamru he was chained to her so he got dragged all over the place, rin just sat there laughing.
The squirrel being frightened jumped off of kagura and sadly for the handsome lord of the western lands, it jumped on him, kagura saw this then leaned down picking up a stick "don't move" she warned she then swung the stick at sesshamru, the squirrel jumped just in time but sadly sesshamru got hit on the head hard. He moaned in pain holding his now bruised skull "Jesus woman forget the squirrel it wont hurt you, now stop mutilating me"
"its not my fault the thing looks so ugly" she said putting her hand on her hip (the other is kind of attached to sesshamru) "its not ugly" protested rin putting her hands on her hips imitating kagura. "it is so" said kagura, "is not" said rin, "is so" kagura leaned down to eye level with rin, "is not" rin pushed her back, sadly she tripped over a stick and fell down a huge hill dragging the sesshamru with her. Rin edged towards the side of the hill looking down "opps"
now back to the hill, kagura was falling down the hill dragging sesshamru with her "you bitch" he shouted, while rolling, eventually they got to the bottom of the hill, in a huge pile, kagura was sprawled out under sesshamru who had his face buried in her.. .. bosom. They laid like this in till rin piped up "sesshamru what you and kagura doing" she asked innocently, "I am lying her trying to get my head to stop spinning" he said, his voice muffled, "it don't look like it" she said, kagura looked down at were sesshamru had his head, "it looks like some thing from one of those naughty scrolls of jakens" she said still looking sweet and innocent, kagura screamed pulling her hand back and pelting sesshamru in the head, he sat up abruptly "what was that for" he said holding his really sore skull, "you had you face in my chest" she said, "well sooorry for living miss, ohh look the ugly rat" he said being real sarcastic, "why you" she said ready to strangle sesshamru "look a road" rin said pointing to a dirt road a little ways away.
Kagura jumped up smiling "finally" she said about ready to dance, sesshamru dragged himself to his feet, he looked down at himself, oh god how he looked like a commoner now. Rin started to skip away, kagura following dragging the very upset sesshmaru.
Now lets skip ahead because nothing eventful ever happened, in till they got to a old man walking with a pack on his back. Kagura stopped asking the old man for directions, "excuse me sir but were does this road lead, "to some mountains" he said, "maybe I can such a fine beautiful lady to the next town, for it is a long and treacherous journey" he said smiling lecherously, "ohh my thank you sir, I would love to have a escort" kagura said adjusting her hair, "not you I meant the white haired woman" he said eyeing sesshmaru, sesshmaru looking back disgusted. Kagura let out a low growl before punching the old man into a tree, "you sick freak, that's a man not a woman get it straight" she yelled at him. the old man grounded getting up holding his sore back, "you stupid hag" he shouted back fury in his eyes, "you deserved it you old freak" she shouted back.
"for that you old hag I put a curse on you and that cross dressing freak, you shall be of opposite of what you are now" he then turned around storming off, down the long spinning road opposite where kagura, rin, sesshmaru and the squirrel were going. Okay lets hit fast forward again, it is night now, a small camp is set up, rin and kagura were asleep and sesshmaru is wide awake, the squirrel was eaten.. .. just kidding, he was cuddled up to rin. Sesshmaru sat there pondering what the old man had said, what did he mean by that he had no idea. He growled low in his throat that's the biggest thing not knowing. He sighed lightly, it was late he had to sleep or else he would be to tired tomorrow to do anything if he did not get to sleep, he missed his little smuggles right now, he sighed again laying down wishing he had his precious teddy bear.
Now flash forward to the next day, sesshmaru woke up to a cheerful cry "sesshmaru, wake up the cuffs are off" said a masculine voice. "hmm" sesshmaru said rolling over seeing a man who somewhat looked like kagura in kagura's clothes, who was doing a happy dance. "finally I can go back to naraku" said the happy male voice, "who the hell are you" asked sesshmaru, he noticed his voice went up a few pitches from last night, the male looked down at him, he looked back, they stared like that for a few minutes till rin being a smart child piped up "sesshmaru a woman now, kagura's a man" she sang out, the both looked down noticing some parts missing and some gained.
Kouga looked down at the mountain, he had heard there were people somewhere on his mountain, he growled low in his throat also he was informed there was two demons among them, they were in his territory, just then he heard a loud scream, "NOOOOOOOOOOOooooooooooooooooo" he looked around there, he found them, he smiled lightly to himself, today he would have blood on his claws of those who dared to enter his territory. He jumped down running towards the scream.
"how can this be" kagura cried lightly to himself, kagura cried hyperventilating, sesshmaru was more calm about the manner "the old man *you* hit into a tree yesterday" she said calmly, kagura turned towards him, "why you smug little.." sesshmaru had covered kaguras mouth before he could finish, "shh I hear something" sesshmaru said listening more closely, "lets go then" rin said walking down the road, sesshmaru nodded in agreement, walking after rin, kkagora picked up a rock throwing it at sesshmaru in a childish manner, it sailed past her hitting a bees nest in the trees. Sesshmaru turned and glared at kagura, she then noticed it bees, they were swarming by now and ready to kill whoever destroyed there nest, the first noticed the white haired woman, sesshmaru let out a small cry when she noticed this and started running down the road, rin laughed happily clapping her hands at this neat "trick".
Sesshmaru ran as fast as her legs could carry her, she was happy she had not worn armor, or this would be hard to do. Just then something grabbed her, picking her up in its strong grip, she let out a piercing scream, whatever picked her up was already running away from the bees, soon the pests were out of sight. But the being never stopped, it ran to a cliff side, sesshmaru let out another scream seeing this gripping tightly to whatever held her. Whoever or whatever it was jumped off the cliff landing on a smaller ledge, he then jumped down again to the bottom, it then jumped across to a ledge on the other side of the canyon thingy jumping a few more times getting to the other side, "that should put some distance" he said setting sesshmaru down who still held her death grip. "you can let go now woman" he said, sesshamru opened one eye to see a wolf demon with long black hair and blue eyes.
Sesshmaru opened the other, "you okay woman" asked the wolf demon kouga, sesshmaru nodded, "will you let go I think my circulation is getting cut off" he said, sesshmaru nodded, "like now" kouga said, sesshmaru noticing she still clutched the demon let go of him backing up feeling really foolish, "now what is a woman like you doing on my territory all alone" he said arrogantly, sesshmaru snapped out of her daze "I am not a woman, and I am not alone, I am with two other beings a woman named kagura and a small child named rin" she said bodily, kouga stared at the woman before him a minute before breaking down laughing "what's so funny wolf" sesshmaru said a little disgruntled. "you are a woman, and alone I may add" kouga said after he stopped laughing, sesshamru growled low in her throat, "I am the great sesshamru lord of the western lands" she said crossing her arms over her chest standing as tall as she could, "yeah and I am kouga lord of these lands, so tell me great lord what brings you to my domain" kouga said sarcastically, "long story, of which is of no concern to you" she said turning around walking away, kouga grabbed her arm, "now, now don't be hasty lady, I was just curios" kouga said smiling lightly, "why don't you stay awhile, after all why wont a pretty lady like you not want to be with a handsome man like me" he said smirking lightly.
"I must go back to kagura and rin" she said trying to pull away form kouga, "so you are a friend of kagura?" he asked curiously, "no I am not, it was just merrily there now let me go" sesshamru said trying in vane to get away, "I like you, I like you very much, you are so beautiful compared to kagome" kouga said catching sesshamru's chin in his hands holding it so he could gaze into her eyes. just then a loud crash was heard behind them, "sesshmru I shall save you" kagura shouted charging forward, due to the fact she was not used to being bulky was a little slow, so kouga side stepped easily. "whos this loser sesshmaru" kouga asked smirking, "he is my.. . .. . .brother" sesshmaru said having a feeling that it best not to tell him otherwise, for deep down sesshmaru knew kagura was the key to this reversal. "I see" kouga said looking at the all to familiar male demon in front of him. just then rin ran out, "sesshamru rin hungry" she said lightly, "well how about you come over to my place and gets some grub" kouga asked, smiling at the child, "yeah food" shouted rin, "now rin we don't really know him" sesshamru said, kagura having gotten up from the ground where it fell, glared at kouga, "maybe this shall be a perfect time to get to know each other" kouga said grinning like a fool. "please sesshamru rin hungry" sesshmaru sighed knowing the child would soon be screaming, "okay okay" sesshamru said agreeing with the child, "okay lets go then" kouga said offering his hand to the sesshmaru, who ignored what he was doing and walked off, "well what do you think of that" kouga said walking after sesshmru, rin and kagura in hot pursuit.
Meanwhile hitokiri sensed something was wrong way wrong he just could not put his finger on it, he sighed looking over to kagome and the small kitsune, he smiled lightly, kagome reminded him greatly of his dear recent dead wife. He loved her greatly, and missed her just as much, how he wished she was alive again. Thought unknown to him someone heard this wish off his, this being smiled, "you shall get your wish great demon" said the being stalking off laughing evilly. Inuyasha looked around thinking he had heard something, "what's wrong" asked miroku, "nothing" inuyasha said "nothing at all" inuyasha said looking ahead again.
A/N: thanks for everyone who had reviewed, and for the suggesting giving by my readers, anyway stay tuned and see what shall happen, for all you know I shall turn miroku into a woman to, mwahahaahahah, crazy ideas are the greatest.
Inuyasha: mommy
Duo: run inuyasha run
K: shall I get the happy coat?
Chapter 7: never run thought mountains, never piss off old men
Sesshamru, kagura, squirrel and rin were walking in the deep forest sesshamru knew that the forest would soon end and some roads should soon begin. "are we there yet" kagura asked, "no" he said, "are we there yet" asked rin "no" he responded, "are we there yet" they both asked, "NO NO NO and again NO we shall get there when we get there so stop asking me people" sesshamru shouted losing his cool, "men they think they know the way but they never ask for directions" kagura said crossing her arms, the squrrel who was on rins head jumped off of rin and onto kagura, she stared at it for a second, it stared back, "AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH A RAT, A RAT GET IT OFF GET IT OFF" she shouted running around flailing her arms, sadly for sesshamru he was chained to her so he got dragged all over the place, rin just sat there laughing.
The squirrel being frightened jumped off of kagura and sadly for the handsome lord of the western lands, it jumped on him, kagura saw this then leaned down picking up a stick "don't move" she warned she then swung the stick at sesshamru, the squirrel jumped just in time but sadly sesshamru got hit on the head hard. He moaned in pain holding his now bruised skull "Jesus woman forget the squirrel it wont hurt you, now stop mutilating me"
"its not my fault the thing looks so ugly" she said putting her hand on her hip (the other is kind of attached to sesshamru) "its not ugly" protested rin putting her hands on her hips imitating kagura. "it is so" said kagura, "is not" said rin, "is so" kagura leaned down to eye level with rin, "is not" rin pushed her back, sadly she tripped over a stick and fell down a huge hill dragging the sesshamru with her. Rin edged towards the side of the hill looking down "opps"
now back to the hill, kagura was falling down the hill dragging sesshamru with her "you bitch" he shouted, while rolling, eventually they got to the bottom of the hill, in a huge pile, kagura was sprawled out under sesshamru who had his face buried in her.. .. bosom. They laid like this in till rin piped up "sesshamru what you and kagura doing" she asked innocently, "I am lying her trying to get my head to stop spinning" he said, his voice muffled, "it don't look like it" she said, kagura looked down at were sesshamru had his head, "it looks like some thing from one of those naughty scrolls of jakens" she said still looking sweet and innocent, kagura screamed pulling her hand back and pelting sesshamru in the head, he sat up abruptly "what was that for" he said holding his really sore skull, "you had you face in my chest" she said, "well sooorry for living miss, ohh look the ugly rat" he said being real sarcastic, "why you" she said ready to strangle sesshamru "look a road" rin said pointing to a dirt road a little ways away.
Kagura jumped up smiling "finally" she said about ready to dance, sesshamru dragged himself to his feet, he looked down at himself, oh god how he looked like a commoner now. Rin started to skip away, kagura following dragging the very upset sesshmaru.
Now lets skip ahead because nothing eventful ever happened, in till they got to a old man walking with a pack on his back. Kagura stopped asking the old man for directions, "excuse me sir but were does this road lead, "to some mountains" he said, "maybe I can such a fine beautiful lady to the next town, for it is a long and treacherous journey" he said smiling lecherously, "ohh my thank you sir, I would love to have a escort" kagura said adjusting her hair, "not you I meant the white haired woman" he said eyeing sesshmaru, sesshmaru looking back disgusted. Kagura let out a low growl before punching the old man into a tree, "you sick freak, that's a man not a woman get it straight" she yelled at him. the old man grounded getting up holding his sore back, "you stupid hag" he shouted back fury in his eyes, "you deserved it you old freak" she shouted back.
"for that you old hag I put a curse on you and that cross dressing freak, you shall be of opposite of what you are now" he then turned around storming off, down the long spinning road opposite where kagura, rin, sesshmaru and the squirrel were going. Okay lets hit fast forward again, it is night now, a small camp is set up, rin and kagura were asleep and sesshmaru is wide awake, the squirrel was eaten.. .. just kidding, he was cuddled up to rin. Sesshmaru sat there pondering what the old man had said, what did he mean by that he had no idea. He growled low in his throat that's the biggest thing not knowing. He sighed lightly, it was late he had to sleep or else he would be to tired tomorrow to do anything if he did not get to sleep, he missed his little smuggles right now, he sighed again laying down wishing he had his precious teddy bear.
Now flash forward to the next day, sesshmaru woke up to a cheerful cry "sesshmaru, wake up the cuffs are off" said a masculine voice. "hmm" sesshmaru said rolling over seeing a man who somewhat looked like kagura in kagura's clothes, who was doing a happy dance. "finally I can go back to naraku" said the happy male voice, "who the hell are you" asked sesshmaru, he noticed his voice went up a few pitches from last night, the male looked down at him, he looked back, they stared like that for a few minutes till rin being a smart child piped up "sesshmaru a woman now, kagura's a man" she sang out, the both looked down noticing some parts missing and some gained.
Kouga looked down at the mountain, he had heard there were people somewhere on his mountain, he growled low in his throat also he was informed there was two demons among them, they were in his territory, just then he heard a loud scream, "NOOOOOOOOOOOooooooooooooooooo" he looked around there, he found them, he smiled lightly to himself, today he would have blood on his claws of those who dared to enter his territory. He jumped down running towards the scream.
"how can this be" kagura cried lightly to himself, kagura cried hyperventilating, sesshmaru was more calm about the manner "the old man *you* hit into a tree yesterday" she said calmly, kagura turned towards him, "why you smug little.." sesshmaru had covered kaguras mouth before he could finish, "shh I hear something" sesshmaru said listening more closely, "lets go then" rin said walking down the road, sesshmaru nodded in agreement, walking after rin, kkagora picked up a rock throwing it at sesshmaru in a childish manner, it sailed past her hitting a bees nest in the trees. Sesshmaru turned and glared at kagura, she then noticed it bees, they were swarming by now and ready to kill whoever destroyed there nest, the first noticed the white haired woman, sesshmaru let out a small cry when she noticed this and started running down the road, rin laughed happily clapping her hands at this neat "trick".
Sesshmaru ran as fast as her legs could carry her, she was happy she had not worn armor, or this would be hard to do. Just then something grabbed her, picking her up in its strong grip, she let out a piercing scream, whatever picked her up was already running away from the bees, soon the pests were out of sight. But the being never stopped, it ran to a cliff side, sesshmaru let out another scream seeing this gripping tightly to whatever held her. Whoever or whatever it was jumped off the cliff landing on a smaller ledge, he then jumped down again to the bottom, it then jumped across to a ledge on the other side of the canyon thingy jumping a few more times getting to the other side, "that should put some distance" he said setting sesshmaru down who still held her death grip. "you can let go now woman" he said, sesshamru opened one eye to see a wolf demon with long black hair and blue eyes.
Sesshmaru opened the other, "you okay woman" asked the wolf demon kouga, sesshmaru nodded, "will you let go I think my circulation is getting cut off" he said, sesshmaru nodded, "like now" kouga said, sesshmaru noticing she still clutched the demon let go of him backing up feeling really foolish, "now what is a woman like you doing on my territory all alone" he said arrogantly, sesshmaru snapped out of her daze "I am not a woman, and I am not alone, I am with two other beings a woman named kagura and a small child named rin" she said bodily, kouga stared at the woman before him a minute before breaking down laughing "what's so funny wolf" sesshmaru said a little disgruntled. "you are a woman, and alone I may add" kouga said after he stopped laughing, sesshamru growled low in her throat, "I am the great sesshamru lord of the western lands" she said crossing her arms over her chest standing as tall as she could, "yeah and I am kouga lord of these lands, so tell me great lord what brings you to my domain" kouga said sarcastically, "long story, of which is of no concern to you" she said turning around walking away, kouga grabbed her arm, "now, now don't be hasty lady, I was just curios" kouga said smiling lightly, "why don't you stay awhile, after all why wont a pretty lady like you not want to be with a handsome man like me" he said smirking lightly.
"I must go back to kagura and rin" she said trying to pull away form kouga, "so you are a friend of kagura?" he asked curiously, "no I am not, it was just merrily there now let me go" sesshamru said trying in vane to get away, "I like you, I like you very much, you are so beautiful compared to kagome" kouga said catching sesshamru's chin in his hands holding it so he could gaze into her eyes. just then a loud crash was heard behind them, "sesshmru I shall save you" kagura shouted charging forward, due to the fact she was not used to being bulky was a little slow, so kouga side stepped easily. "whos this loser sesshmaru" kouga asked smirking, "he is my.. . .. . .brother" sesshmaru said having a feeling that it best not to tell him otherwise, for deep down sesshmaru knew kagura was the key to this reversal. "I see" kouga said looking at the all to familiar male demon in front of him. just then rin ran out, "sesshamru rin hungry" she said lightly, "well how about you come over to my place and gets some grub" kouga asked, smiling at the child, "yeah food" shouted rin, "now rin we don't really know him" sesshamru said, kagura having gotten up from the ground where it fell, glared at kouga, "maybe this shall be a perfect time to get to know each other" kouga said grinning like a fool. "please sesshamru rin hungry" sesshmaru sighed knowing the child would soon be screaming, "okay okay" sesshamru said agreeing with the child, "okay lets go then" kouga said offering his hand to the sesshmaru, who ignored what he was doing and walked off, "well what do you think of that" kouga said walking after sesshmru, rin and kagura in hot pursuit.
Meanwhile hitokiri sensed something was wrong way wrong he just could not put his finger on it, he sighed looking over to kagome and the small kitsune, he smiled lightly, kagome reminded him greatly of his dear recent dead wife. He loved her greatly, and missed her just as much, how he wished she was alive again. Thought unknown to him someone heard this wish off his, this being smiled, "you shall get your wish great demon" said the being stalking off laughing evilly. Inuyasha looked around thinking he had heard something, "what's wrong" asked miroku, "nothing" inuyasha said "nothing at all" inuyasha said looking ahead again.
A/N: thanks for everyone who had reviewed, and for the suggesting giving by my readers, anyway stay tuned and see what shall happen, for all you know I shall turn miroku into a woman to, mwahahaahahah, crazy ideas are the greatest.
Inuyasha: mommy
Duo: run inuyasha run
K: shall I get the happy coat?