Title: TLC Part 2
Author: Snacky
Email: onlinefishinyahoo.co.uk
Disclaimer: Same as the one in the bed ridden chapters. I don't make any profit from this Fic.
Summary: Jack caught the flu, lets email. Sequel to Bed ridden.
Author's note: Well, I was surprise by all the kind feedback.... And how many people who though this should be continued.
This Fic is dedicated to all you good people who were kind enough to feedback!
Date: 11-06-03 09.04.19
From: Jack O'Neill gonefishinfastmail.net
Subject: morning camper!
To: Samantha Carter MajorCfastmail.net
Morning! Sleep well? I didn't, as well as the coughing and sneezing all night long, I had those damn bed bugs (which you willed my way) keeping me up!
I did get a nighty night from Daniel, In person I might add! (even tucked me in) see, favourite!
Jack
Date: 11-06-03 09.06.45
From: Jack O'Neill gonefishinfastmail.net
Subject: Morning Camper!
To: Daniel Jackson greektragedyfastmail.net
To Dr. Jackson - happy!
Thank you for the present - just what I always wanted...Lemsip, you read my mind!
Haven't you ever heard of the healing powers of the Game boy?
How's the morning going?
Had your 20 cups of coffee yet?
If you can, go on messenger - Carter thinks you've blocked me!
Jack
Date: 11-06-03 09.35.21
From: Samantha Carter MajorCfastmail.net
Subject: Great morning!
To: Jack O'Neill gonefishinfastmail.net
Dear Sir,
Good Morning! I slept extremely well. I had a bug free night :-P
I'm glad you like my replacement! now I don't have to come and tuck you in.
Sam
Date: 11-06-03 09.38.19
From: Jack O'Neill gonefishinfastmail.net
Subject: Migration
To: Samantha Carter MajorCfastmail.net
I might be able to find a place on my favourites list for you, Daniel isn't very good at tucking in, He's better at the getting you to sleep!
Jack
P.S Me and the bugs have been talking - their going home :-)
Date: 11-06-03 10.22.11
From: Daniel Jackson greektragedyfastmail.net
Subject: Morning!
To: Jack O'Neill gonefishinfastmail.net
Jack,
I'm extremely happy, now all you have to do is get rid of your other hundred annoying habits and I'll be over the moon.
If your online in the next five minutes I'll be on messenger, if not I'm going to get back to work.
I've never heard of the healing powers of the game boy - Shall I go ask Frasier?
It's a great morning isn't it? Pity I'm stuck underground though!
Daniel
P.S Sam doesn't believe I blocked you, it's you that does! trying to get her into trouble? what's she done now?
Chat Log Date: 11-06-03 10.24.42
Colonel knows Best: gonefishinfastmail.net
Egyptian V Greek: greektragedyfastmail.net
Colonel knows Best: Who are you?
Egyptian V Greek: Ha, Ha very funny!
Colonel knows Best: Nice of you to give me five minutes to get online! it's lucky I have nothing better to do isn't it?!
Egyptian V Greek: yes, lucky
Colonel knows Best: hey! I'm being nice!
Egyptian V Greek: sorry, I just really wanted to get back to work
Colonel knows Best: on a day like this? your able to go enjoy it, I'm stuck!
Egyptian V Greek: yes, well, I'm very busy
Colonel knows Best: fine, do what you will but I still think your crazy
Egyptian V Greek: everyone has fun in their own way
Colonel knows Best: that's defiantly true
Egyptian V Greek: So what has Sam done?
Colonel knows Best: nothing
Egyptian V Greek: Something's up... you don't normally try to get her into trouble unless she's bugged you!
Colonel knows Best: Hmmmn... Interesting choice of words...
Egyptian V Greek: what?
Colonel knows Best: nothing, something me and Sam was talking about.
Egyptian V Greek: Ok...? so what did she do?
Colonel knows Best: nothing, just a bit cheeky that's all
Egyptian V Greek: oh right... make a comment about how immature you are?
Colonel knows Best: Oi Mister! I'd be very careful, I have the power to change your assignments you know!
Egyptian V Greek: It's Doctor actually
Egyptian V Greek: Jack?
Egyptian V Greek: Hey, I was joking
Egyptian V Greek: are you ok?
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Date: 11-06-03 11.35.21
From: Samantha Carter MajorCfastmail.net
Subject: Hello?
To: Jack O'Neill gonefishinfastmail.net
Dear sir,
What's happened, Daniel thinks he's upset you. He has been trying to ring you for the past hour. He's contemplating going round to you house!
Are you ok sir?
Regarding your last E-mail; I'm glad you think of me as a better 'tucker-iner' than Daniel and I'm so happy you have made friends with my bed bugs.
Watch out though some of them can be very sneaky, especially Sally! watch out for that one, what ever she tells you to do, resist the urge to do it!!!!
Date: 11-06-03 11.40.21
From: Jack O'Neill gonefishinfastmail.net
Subject: Get the padding out...
To: Samantha Carter MajorCfastmail.net
Do not let Daniel know about what is in this email, understand?! it will ruin it all. I'm counting on you carter don't let me down!
I'm not upset with Daniel, The truth is I'm bored (very, very bored) and It's fun, so leave it alone or play along...
Tell Daniel I just rang you and told you I don't ever want to speak to him again.
I'm online, go on messenger - I can't use the phone, Daniel keep's ringing me!
Jack
P.S I'll try to watch out for 'Sally' although it's very hard when all your fleas look exactly the same!
P.P.S You have officially gone insane!
Chat Log Date: 11-06-03 12.24.42
Colonel knows Best: gonefishinfastmail.net
Flu Free: MajorCfatsmail.net
Flu Free: Fleas!?!
Colonel knows Best: :-P
Flu Free: I'm shaking my head at you sir!
Colonel knows Best: :-D
Flu Free: I'm not going to go along with it, It's cruel, Daniel is really worried
Colonel knows Best: Cool!
Flu Free: Again! It's cruel
Colonel knows Best: Come on, if you were in my position, what would you do?
Flu Free: I was in your position, I didn't tease Daniel!
Colonel knows Best: No...just me
Flu Free: I did not!
Colonel knows Best: :-D
Colonel knows Best: Your still at work, aren't you?
Flu Free: Yes, why?
Colonel knows Best: How about, you take some time off and come and see me...I could use some company
Flu Free: Obviously if your talking to bed bugs
Colonel knows Best: Will you?
Flu Free: promise to be nice to Daniel
Colonel knows Best: Promise
Flu Free: This all seems like a big set up, you know Sir
Colonel knows Best: Yes, I'm aware of that
Flu Free: it is?
Colonel knows Best: no, just seems like it, remember?
Flu Free: right...
Colonel knows Best: are you coming?
Flu Free: alright... I'll come round in about half an hour
Colonel knows Best: Bring Chinese!
Flu Free: Is that why you want to see me?
Colonel knows Best: course not! I'm just hungry
Flu Free: Ok... any preference?
Colonel knows Best: Just bring me anything you think I might like, I'm not very picky.
Flu Free: Since when?
Colonel knows Best: Since now :-D
Flu Free: lol Bye!
Colonel knows Best: Bye
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