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Chapter 8: jaken heart broken, and revived lovers
Jaken sat there a tissue in his hand balling his eyes out "why why did you leave me for him" he cried over his lost lover, it was not long ago he had fallen in love, but he found out she had left him for another frog demon, he was now currently on his way back to sesshmaru. He then heard it a small laughter infront of him, he looked around before jumping into a nearby bush, he waited silently, it was not long before he saw them pass inuyasha and his gang, a evil plot formed in his head, if he got some jewel shards his master sesshmaru will not be that upset about him leaving.
He waited quietly he jumped out grabbing the small kitsune pup "ha I got you, now give me the shards or the brat gets he" he yelled out, everyone turned to him. silence insured intill everyone broke out laughing even shippo. "you got to be kidding" miroku howled, "this is to good" sango voiced. "joke right?" inuyasha asked, "no joke" jakens said seriously, "let him go or else jakens" came a all to familiar voice he turned around to see the long dead lord of the western lands, his eyes bulged out of there sockets "lord.. lord hitokiri?" he asked shocked as hell, hitokiri nodded, "yes" he replied, jaken then fell down to the ground, he fainted.
Meanwhile a evil witch looked over her work (why are they all evil?) she had just revived kaoru, that half breeds mother. She smiled to herself what a perfect plot now, she will get back at those who killed her sister. She started to laugh evilly, the girl in front of her just stared in disbelief, hadn't she died? Where was she? What was she doing here? "excuse me miss, but what am I doing here?" she asked, the witch stopped laughing looking at her ' 'creation'' they stared at each other for a bit in till "for my revenge" the witch said (very ugly almost like sister) she then went into another laughing fit, while inuyasha's mother kaoru turned walking out of the cave they were in, knowing she would never get a straight answer from her.
Not far away, jaken woke up very slowly "what a dream" he said sitting up dazed, "what dream?" miroku asked, "lord hitokiri was alive again" he said then realized who asked he jumped up into a defensive position. Everyone sighed, "that wasn't a dream jaken" hitokiri said shaking his head. "wha.. lord hitokiri?" jaken asked his eyes budged "yes form the dead" he said with a smile, "but why how? Does lord sesshamaru know?" he asked still in disbelief "no" hitokiri stated, "but why?" jaken asked, "cause I do not wish it" jaken was by now short of words, how come is lord sesshmaru never knew of his fathers return didn't hitokiri want to be lord again? "Well, maybe we should get going now" inuyasha said a little annoyed, kagome sighed "why not" she turned starting to walk away everyone following leaving jaken in thought. "Hey wait for me" he shouted when he noticed they were a fair distance away.
Sesshmaru sat beside kouga having already finished and ready to leave, thought kouga on the other hand had other plans. what the bloody hell is this wolf yapping about sesshmaru thought, doesn't he take a hint, he thought sighing heavily rin had fallen asleep and kagura sat there snickering at sesshmaru. Sesshmaru being bored picked up a rock peggin kagura in the head that should stop that she thought, then something donned on her, if she had the shikon jewel she could be a he again. He jumped up "I am sorry lord kouga but I have to go" she said before turning running out of the cave they were in. being outside she inhaled deeply, she turned walking towards where he thought inuyasha may be, not long after rin and kagura caught up "so what we gonna do" kagura asked, "find inuyasha, get the jewels and become a man again" she said. "okay. that's your plan?" kagura asked, sessamaru nodded, "well I like it" kagura said with a smile, "hey wait up" came a voice form behind sesshmaru cringed "hey sessey your boyfriend is coming" kagura teased, "he is not my.. ohh hey kouga" she said between clenched teeth, "oh hi, I was wondering, why you left so quickly is it something I said or did?"
Sesshmaru shook her head "of course not" she said, "well if you need help then maybe I can.." "no that would be fine" sesshmaru said cutting kouga form finishing the sentence, rin giggled "kouga sesshmaru's boy friend" she clapped her hands jumping up and down, sesshmaru glared kouga smirked lightly "really, is that what you consider me" kouga asked smiling brightly blinding kagura, "no not at all" she said, she watched as kouga's face dropped, then another plan formed wasn't this wolf already against his brother and his wench if he could get his help then maybe just maybe this would go quicker, "I consider you as more practically as a mate" she said smiling "you mean it" kouga said his face brightening, "yeah of course" she said crossing her fingers behind her back, kouga stepped forward wrapping his arms around sesshmaru in a embrace, sesshmaru cringed again glad kouga did not kiss him.
"I promise to make you happy and do anything" kouga said, "anything?" sesshmaru asked innocently smiling over to kagura, kouga stepped back nodding, "well in that case, I want the. shikon jewel" sesshmaru said, "the shikon jewel?" kouga asked, "well if you cant get it I understand" sesshmaru said looking away looking upset, "no no I can, I will get it for you my love" kouga said grasping sesshmaru's hand, "oh thank you" sesshmaru said turning around throwing her arms around him, kouga hugged back.
Kaoru looked around she had been traveling for it seemed like hours not getting anywhere fast she sat down for a rest her feet sore, she sighed lightly, she did not know how this world changed, how her son was if he was alive or dead, that was the worst part not knowing. She sighed lightly it was getting dark very dark, she looked around curling herself up in a ball she sobbed lightly, slowly drifting off to sleep.
When Kaoru awoke, she heard a should like splashing and laughing, she turned around there, there was the sound, maybe she could get help, she stood up walking towards the sound anxious to see who was there.
Hitokiri sighed heavily before rolling over again, he had been trying to sleep but to no use, thoughts stirred of his dearly departed kaoru, how he missed her raven black hair, her beautiful eyes. he moaned lightly, before getting up no way could he sleep, so he thought maybe a bath could help, he got up walking down to the hot springs unaware it was already inhabited. Kagome sighed heavily, "what's wrong?" sango asked, "nothing, just things are kind of weird now, thing of it, inuyasha's father walking around now alive and with us, its kind of weird" kagome sighed again, "I know what you mean kagome" sango said, "its getting late we should head back" sango said, "I want to stay a bit longer sango" she said, sango nodded she got up, then got dressed heading back to camp, kagome closed here eyes relaxing in the summer night sounds, she then heard a rustle in the bushes, "is that you sango" kagome questioned standing up, hitokiri stepped out of the bushes, kind of lacking clothes cause he did not notice kagome was there (aren't I a sucker) hitokiri stood there dumb founded, while kagome blushed deeply before letting out a load scream, hitokiri turned away "sorry kagome I did not know" he started to walk away accidentally slipping on a rock which just happened to be round enough, he stumbled back into the hot spring landing on poor kagome, since the water was shallow enough.. well it kind of didn't look pretty. To make this all worse, kaoru just happened to walk into the clearing where the hot spring was located, it took a few minutes to don on her what looked like was happening "Hitokiri?" she questioned, he looked up getting out of the daze he was thrown in after hitting his head on the rock, "kaoru?" he asked, staring in disbelief, she nodded tears ready to break from her eyes, how could he.
End of chapter . . . okay okay I will finish it right here and now don't have a heart attack.. I meant what happens between hitokiri and kaoru not the story.. ..I have more to go man
Kaoru stared at hitokiri, hitokiri back to kaoru, "you.. you" she said hard to form the words then something snapped in her, how could he after so long, she thought he said he would never leave her for another woman, just then hitokiri got up noticing the position also noticing the pushes from kagome, "kaoru you are alive, I am so glad, I thought I lost you my little wild flower" he said stepping towards her still in lack of clothes, "don't you little wild flower me hitokiri" she said picking up a big rock," what are you going to do with that" he asked, kagome on the other hand thought it the best time to go back to camp grabbing her clothes she quickly put them on running back to camp not wanting to get caught in the middle.
Kaoru threw the rock at hitokiri who dodged "what was that for" he asked a little hurt, "you know full well I just caught you, what ever happened to eternity hmm" she asked crossing her arms, "it wasn't how it looked, honest I swear, she just happened to be there at the hot spring I slipped on a rock and landed on her by accident" he protested "oh yeah" she said almost seeing red, "I swear, why would I be with our sons mate" he said sighing lightly, "OUR SON'S MATE" she screeched, hitokiri covered his ears, knowing hell was going to be paid.
Inuyasha heard the screeching yell from camp he watched as kagome walked into camp, "what's going on" he asked like if she really knew, kagome blushed deeply "well you see what happened is your father slipped and fell on my by accident at the hot spring and this lady called kaoru came by and they started to fight" she said almost out of breath the blush on her face deepening, "kaoru?" inuyasha asked almost puzzled, kagome nodded, inuyasha jumped up running towards the hot spring "no it couldn't be.. could it?" he asked himself. When he arrived at the hot spring one of the weirdest scenes played before him, his father was up a tree naked, his mother standing below yelling obscenities at him, inuyasha sweat dropped "mom?" he asked, kaoru turned towards inuyasha forgetting hitokiri all together, "oh inuyasha, is that you" she asked, inuyasha nodded, kaoru stepped towards him, "you have grown so much" she said, she then ran the rest of the way between him hugging him tightly "oh my little inuyasha, I am so happy to see you again" she said tears of joy bursting from her eyes, "mom?" inuyasha asked a little dumbfounded, "yes?" kaoru asked "you are choking me" he stated turning blue, "oh I am so sorry inuyasha" she said stepping back a smile still on her face, by now hitokiri came out of the tree and was fully clothed, inuyasha peered curiously over at him then back at his mother "why were you yelling at dad?" he asked out of curiousity, kaoru stared blankly at inuyasha for a second "well i. i.." hitokiri inhaled deeply "i..i.. forget" inuyasha and hitokiri face faulted.
Meanwhile in a huge evil castle far away, kagome's mother (I named her sakura right) sat happily in the garden naraku gave her, she sat drinking some tea. Grandpa, was somewhere tied up (not literally) looking thought the library naraku had showed him while souta sat beside his mother, annoyance on his face, "why do we have to stay here" he asked, "what do you mean souta?" his mother asked, "don't you see, he is hiding something, it doesn't make sense, one minute he has us locked up the next he has given us almost everything" souta said, "now souta I know you feel a little negative about this but, look on the brighter side" she said smiling happily at her son, "which is?" he asked, "well.. .. ..souta you should be happy he is showing hospitality such as this" she said.
just then naraku walked in "good evening everyone, he said a small smile on his lips, souta shuddered at this, one thing he knew by now is that man probably never could have a genuine smile. "and how are we this evening" he said looking at kagome's mother then to souta who glared "we are fine naruku, we can not thank you enough on your hospitality, she said, souta nodded not wanting to say anything, "no need to thank me" naraku said, souta stood up walking thought the door naruku just entered through "where are you going souta" his mother questioned, "to see grandpa" he said walking down the hall, "now wait souta" she said standing up, "its okay lady. Sakura, let him go see his grandfather, there is something I want to ask you" he said closing the sliding panel doors. He turned around sitting down, sakura sat beside him.
"we have only know each other for a short while but my feelings towards you are greater then any" he said taking her hand into his, "will you please to be the honors and marry me" he asked a smile playing on his lips, kagome's mother looked shocked, "this is so sudden, I don't know what to say" she said a blush across her face "say yes" he said grinning, "oh yes I will" she said wrapping her arms around him, naruaku smiled he leanded down kissing her passionately, he looked over at the doors noticing the little brat named souta was standing there and had heard everything and saw everything.
Souta stared in disbelief, how could this happen, he had to find kagome and tell her, his mother was delusional, have only looked at naruku on the outside, inside he was evil souta could tell that, souta turned walking away not wanting to witness more, how could this happen, it was only a short week ago, they had arrived, at first he acted like they were only objects, then he started giving his mother, grandpa and him things, his mother and grandpa were easy to win over, just some nice silk kimono's and jewelry for his mother, fantasy words, and for his grandfather, extensive use of the library. Naruku tried giving things to souta, his mother told him to be polite and accept, he could not really complain really about that, after all, naruku gave him a katana and let him train with teachers everyday, on top of that souta had many good teachers who taught him lots. Also giving him candy and a few other small gifts, but thought all this he saw what naraku really was, he had to talk to kagome no matter what.
Meanwhile back in the future on a news broadcast "dear viewers we today found the body of a long dead woman said to come form the federal era, a brief look as already token place, and we have discover, she died from laughing herself to death.. This is a very strange case people, very strange indeed"
Tune in next time, for the dead should stay dead, what will happen, will souta find kagome, will sesshmaru get the shikon jewel, will kaoru remember what she was yelling about, will kagome get over getting fallen on, will miroku find true love, will naruku do some unthinkable act, and will kouga use his brain and find out sesshmaru is a man find out next time on the dead should stay dead.
A/N: I am sorry I took so long to update, anyway for a very special thing today I will answer all my fan mail, wow, so lets see,
Inuyasha hands author a huge bag of mail unanswered
Duo- wow you need to catch up
Shinacira- I know lets see
Starts opening mail
To nobody special: please present evidence on inuyasha's father's name really being Inutaisho, and sorry for spelling the great S-e-s-s-h-o-m-a-r- u's name wrong so many times, email the evidence to my email, its not that I don't believe you, its just I have never seen the name before presented in a informational site.
Amreld: first I am not god, second I am sorry for making him out of character, there is a moral to this story, and he is not a idiot, don't call the great Sesshomaru a idiot, and yes I know he could melt ordinary chains but if you were actually reading you would have saw the word magical. And again to another of your reviews, do you really have insomnia, and if so, you should go see a doctor and get some sleeping pills, that isn't healthy believe me.. also I know some of the misspelling of the names and I am sorry, I try to remember when I am writing but I forget
Minuyasha: thank you very much for this short and sweet review
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Infamous Monk: infamous monk.. .. thanks but in truth, I write not for the English dictionary, so I don't really worry about the mistakes as long as it is legible and I don't get mobbed by hard core fans, I know it is a disaster, better then my room thought 'cough' 'cough' I am trying the best I can to keep my dear fans entertained. Thank you.
KawaiiLil-InuGurl: don't worry I didn't torture poor fluffy with kagura, I put him with kouga, not really and thanks for thinking it is funny, also I wont really put hiokiri and kagome together, why, its kind of weird, hitokiri being the adult father figure and kagome being the innocent school girl.. would it really work? And in truth..i am not sure if sp is short for spelling.. if that was your question
Ivesgoldlover- I know I should update more, I don't have any paper to write it down, I memorized it but if I eat it, I will die after awhile.. I used to watch DBZ then they had reruns, the squirl is just there and yes I know I need help.. thought I am not crazy nope not at all.. hahahah why would you think I was crazy, well why why why.
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Watergoddesskasey: why do you keep calling me god, I know I am okay at writing fanfics.. .. ..good is spelled with to oo's if you are trying to spell it like that
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Chapter 8: jaken heart broken, and revived lovers
Jaken sat there a tissue in his hand balling his eyes out "why why did you leave me for him" he cried over his lost lover, it was not long ago he had fallen in love, but he found out she had left him for another frog demon, he was now currently on his way back to sesshmaru. He then heard it a small laughter infront of him, he looked around before jumping into a nearby bush, he waited silently, it was not long before he saw them pass inuyasha and his gang, a evil plot formed in his head, if he got some jewel shards his master sesshmaru will not be that upset about him leaving.
He waited quietly he jumped out grabbing the small kitsune pup "ha I got you, now give me the shards or the brat gets he" he yelled out, everyone turned to him. silence insured intill everyone broke out laughing even shippo. "you got to be kidding" miroku howled, "this is to good" sango voiced. "joke right?" inuyasha asked, "no joke" jakens said seriously, "let him go or else jakens" came a all to familiar voice he turned around to see the long dead lord of the western lands, his eyes bulged out of there sockets "lord.. lord hitokiri?" he asked shocked as hell, hitokiri nodded, "yes" he replied, jaken then fell down to the ground, he fainted.
Meanwhile a evil witch looked over her work (why are they all evil?) she had just revived kaoru, that half breeds mother. She smiled to herself what a perfect plot now, she will get back at those who killed her sister. She started to laugh evilly, the girl in front of her just stared in disbelief, hadn't she died? Where was she? What was she doing here? "excuse me miss, but what am I doing here?" she asked, the witch stopped laughing looking at her ' 'creation'' they stared at each other for a bit in till "for my revenge" the witch said (very ugly almost like sister) she then went into another laughing fit, while inuyasha's mother kaoru turned walking out of the cave they were in, knowing she would never get a straight answer from her.
Not far away, jaken woke up very slowly "what a dream" he said sitting up dazed, "what dream?" miroku asked, "lord hitokiri was alive again" he said then realized who asked he jumped up into a defensive position. Everyone sighed, "that wasn't a dream jaken" hitokiri said shaking his head. "wha.. lord hitokiri?" jaken asked his eyes budged "yes form the dead" he said with a smile, "but why how? Does lord sesshamaru know?" he asked still in disbelief "no" hitokiri stated, "but why?" jaken asked, "cause I do not wish it" jaken was by now short of words, how come is lord sesshmaru never knew of his fathers return didn't hitokiri want to be lord again? "Well, maybe we should get going now" inuyasha said a little annoyed, kagome sighed "why not" she turned starting to walk away everyone following leaving jaken in thought. "Hey wait for me" he shouted when he noticed they were a fair distance away.
Sesshmaru sat beside kouga having already finished and ready to leave, thought kouga on the other hand had other plans. what the bloody hell is this wolf yapping about sesshmaru thought, doesn't he take a hint, he thought sighing heavily rin had fallen asleep and kagura sat there snickering at sesshmaru. Sesshmaru being bored picked up a rock peggin kagura in the head that should stop that she thought, then something donned on her, if she had the shikon jewel she could be a he again. He jumped up "I am sorry lord kouga but I have to go" she said before turning running out of the cave they were in. being outside she inhaled deeply, she turned walking towards where he thought inuyasha may be, not long after rin and kagura caught up "so what we gonna do" kagura asked, "find inuyasha, get the jewels and become a man again" she said. "okay. that's your plan?" kagura asked, sessamaru nodded, "well I like it" kagura said with a smile, "hey wait up" came a voice form behind sesshmaru cringed "hey sessey your boyfriend is coming" kagura teased, "he is not my.. ohh hey kouga" she said between clenched teeth, "oh hi, I was wondering, why you left so quickly is it something I said or did?"
Sesshmaru shook her head "of course not" she said, "well if you need help then maybe I can.." "no that would be fine" sesshmaru said cutting kouga form finishing the sentence, rin giggled "kouga sesshmaru's boy friend" she clapped her hands jumping up and down, sesshmaru glared kouga smirked lightly "really, is that what you consider me" kouga asked smiling brightly blinding kagura, "no not at all" she said, she watched as kouga's face dropped, then another plan formed wasn't this wolf already against his brother and his wench if he could get his help then maybe just maybe this would go quicker, "I consider you as more practically as a mate" she said smiling "you mean it" kouga said his face brightening, "yeah of course" she said crossing her fingers behind her back, kouga stepped forward wrapping his arms around sesshmaru in a embrace, sesshmaru cringed again glad kouga did not kiss him.
"I promise to make you happy and do anything" kouga said, "anything?" sesshmaru asked innocently smiling over to kagura, kouga stepped back nodding, "well in that case, I want the. shikon jewel" sesshmaru said, "the shikon jewel?" kouga asked, "well if you cant get it I understand" sesshmaru said looking away looking upset, "no no I can, I will get it for you my love" kouga said grasping sesshmaru's hand, "oh thank you" sesshmaru said turning around throwing her arms around him, kouga hugged back.
Kaoru looked around she had been traveling for it seemed like hours not getting anywhere fast she sat down for a rest her feet sore, she sighed lightly, she did not know how this world changed, how her son was if he was alive or dead, that was the worst part not knowing. She sighed lightly it was getting dark very dark, she looked around curling herself up in a ball she sobbed lightly, slowly drifting off to sleep.
When Kaoru awoke, she heard a should like splashing and laughing, she turned around there, there was the sound, maybe she could get help, she stood up walking towards the sound anxious to see who was there.
Hitokiri sighed heavily before rolling over again, he had been trying to sleep but to no use, thoughts stirred of his dearly departed kaoru, how he missed her raven black hair, her beautiful eyes. he moaned lightly, before getting up no way could he sleep, so he thought maybe a bath could help, he got up walking down to the hot springs unaware it was already inhabited. Kagome sighed heavily, "what's wrong?" sango asked, "nothing, just things are kind of weird now, thing of it, inuyasha's father walking around now alive and with us, its kind of weird" kagome sighed again, "I know what you mean kagome" sango said, "its getting late we should head back" sango said, "I want to stay a bit longer sango" she said, sango nodded she got up, then got dressed heading back to camp, kagome closed here eyes relaxing in the summer night sounds, she then heard a rustle in the bushes, "is that you sango" kagome questioned standing up, hitokiri stepped out of the bushes, kind of lacking clothes cause he did not notice kagome was there (aren't I a sucker) hitokiri stood there dumb founded, while kagome blushed deeply before letting out a load scream, hitokiri turned away "sorry kagome I did not know" he started to walk away accidentally slipping on a rock which just happened to be round enough, he stumbled back into the hot spring landing on poor kagome, since the water was shallow enough.. well it kind of didn't look pretty. To make this all worse, kaoru just happened to walk into the clearing where the hot spring was located, it took a few minutes to don on her what looked like was happening "Hitokiri?" she questioned, he looked up getting out of the daze he was thrown in after hitting his head on the rock, "kaoru?" he asked, staring in disbelief, she nodded tears ready to break from her eyes, how could he.
End of chapter . . . okay okay I will finish it right here and now don't have a heart attack.. I meant what happens between hitokiri and kaoru not the story.. ..I have more to go man
Kaoru stared at hitokiri, hitokiri back to kaoru, "you.. you" she said hard to form the words then something snapped in her, how could he after so long, she thought he said he would never leave her for another woman, just then hitokiri got up noticing the position also noticing the pushes from kagome, "kaoru you are alive, I am so glad, I thought I lost you my little wild flower" he said stepping towards her still in lack of clothes, "don't you little wild flower me hitokiri" she said picking up a big rock," what are you going to do with that" he asked, kagome on the other hand thought it the best time to go back to camp grabbing her clothes she quickly put them on running back to camp not wanting to get caught in the middle.
Kaoru threw the rock at hitokiri who dodged "what was that for" he asked a little hurt, "you know full well I just caught you, what ever happened to eternity hmm" she asked crossing her arms, "it wasn't how it looked, honest I swear, she just happened to be there at the hot spring I slipped on a rock and landed on her by accident" he protested "oh yeah" she said almost seeing red, "I swear, why would I be with our sons mate" he said sighing lightly, "OUR SON'S MATE" she screeched, hitokiri covered his ears, knowing hell was going to be paid.
Inuyasha heard the screeching yell from camp he watched as kagome walked into camp, "what's going on" he asked like if she really knew, kagome blushed deeply "well you see what happened is your father slipped and fell on my by accident at the hot spring and this lady called kaoru came by and they started to fight" she said almost out of breath the blush on her face deepening, "kaoru?" inuyasha asked almost puzzled, kagome nodded, inuyasha jumped up running towards the hot spring "no it couldn't be.. could it?" he asked himself. When he arrived at the hot spring one of the weirdest scenes played before him, his father was up a tree naked, his mother standing below yelling obscenities at him, inuyasha sweat dropped "mom?" he asked, kaoru turned towards inuyasha forgetting hitokiri all together, "oh inuyasha, is that you" she asked, inuyasha nodded, kaoru stepped towards him, "you have grown so much" she said, she then ran the rest of the way between him hugging him tightly "oh my little inuyasha, I am so happy to see you again" she said tears of joy bursting from her eyes, "mom?" inuyasha asked a little dumbfounded, "yes?" kaoru asked "you are choking me" he stated turning blue, "oh I am so sorry inuyasha" she said stepping back a smile still on her face, by now hitokiri came out of the tree and was fully clothed, inuyasha peered curiously over at him then back at his mother "why were you yelling at dad?" he asked out of curiousity, kaoru stared blankly at inuyasha for a second "well i. i.." hitokiri inhaled deeply "i..i.. forget" inuyasha and hitokiri face faulted.
Meanwhile in a huge evil castle far away, kagome's mother (I named her sakura right) sat happily in the garden naraku gave her, she sat drinking some tea. Grandpa, was somewhere tied up (not literally) looking thought the library naraku had showed him while souta sat beside his mother, annoyance on his face, "why do we have to stay here" he asked, "what do you mean souta?" his mother asked, "don't you see, he is hiding something, it doesn't make sense, one minute he has us locked up the next he has given us almost everything" souta said, "now souta I know you feel a little negative about this but, look on the brighter side" she said smiling happily at her son, "which is?" he asked, "well.. .. ..souta you should be happy he is showing hospitality such as this" she said.
just then naraku walked in "good evening everyone, he said a small smile on his lips, souta shuddered at this, one thing he knew by now is that man probably never could have a genuine smile. "and how are we this evening" he said looking at kagome's mother then to souta who glared "we are fine naruku, we can not thank you enough on your hospitality, she said, souta nodded not wanting to say anything, "no need to thank me" naraku said, souta stood up walking thought the door naruku just entered through "where are you going souta" his mother questioned, "to see grandpa" he said walking down the hall, "now wait souta" she said standing up, "its okay lady. Sakura, let him go see his grandfather, there is something I want to ask you" he said closing the sliding panel doors. He turned around sitting down, sakura sat beside him.
"we have only know each other for a short while but my feelings towards you are greater then any" he said taking her hand into his, "will you please to be the honors and marry me" he asked a smile playing on his lips, kagome's mother looked shocked, "this is so sudden, I don't know what to say" she said a blush across her face "say yes" he said grinning, "oh yes I will" she said wrapping her arms around him, naruaku smiled he leanded down kissing her passionately, he looked over at the doors noticing the little brat named souta was standing there and had heard everything and saw everything.
Souta stared in disbelief, how could this happen, he had to find kagome and tell her, his mother was delusional, have only looked at naruku on the outside, inside he was evil souta could tell that, souta turned walking away not wanting to witness more, how could this happen, it was only a short week ago, they had arrived, at first he acted like they were only objects, then he started giving his mother, grandpa and him things, his mother and grandpa were easy to win over, just some nice silk kimono's and jewelry for his mother, fantasy words, and for his grandfather, extensive use of the library. Naruku tried giving things to souta, his mother told him to be polite and accept, he could not really complain really about that, after all, naruku gave him a katana and let him train with teachers everyday, on top of that souta had many good teachers who taught him lots. Also giving him candy and a few other small gifts, but thought all this he saw what naraku really was, he had to talk to kagome no matter what.
Meanwhile back in the future on a news broadcast "dear viewers we today found the body of a long dead woman said to come form the federal era, a brief look as already token place, and we have discover, she died from laughing herself to death.. This is a very strange case people, very strange indeed"
Tune in next time, for the dead should stay dead, what will happen, will souta find kagome, will sesshmaru get the shikon jewel, will kaoru remember what she was yelling about, will kagome get over getting fallen on, will miroku find true love, will naruku do some unthinkable act, and will kouga use his brain and find out sesshmaru is a man find out next time on the dead should stay dead.
A/N: I am sorry I took so long to update, anyway for a very special thing today I will answer all my fan mail, wow, so lets see,
Inuyasha hands author a huge bag of mail unanswered
Duo- wow you need to catch up
Shinacira- I know lets see
Starts opening mail
To nobody special: please present evidence on inuyasha's father's name really being Inutaisho, and sorry for spelling the great S-e-s-s-h-o-m-a-r- u's name wrong so many times, email the evidence to my email, its not that I don't believe you, its just I have never seen the name before presented in a informational site.
Amreld: first I am not god, second I am sorry for making him out of character, there is a moral to this story, and he is not a idiot, don't call the great Sesshomaru a idiot, and yes I know he could melt ordinary chains but if you were actually reading you would have saw the word magical. And again to another of your reviews, do you really have insomnia, and if so, you should go see a doctor and get some sleeping pills, that isn't healthy believe me.. also I know some of the misspelling of the names and I am sorry, I try to remember when I am writing but I forget
Minuyasha: thank you very much for this short and sweet review
Trickey-the-kitsune-youkia: thank you for all the nice comments, yes pity them, because I am evil mwahahahahahahahhah
K- don't make me get the happy jacket
Shinacira- sorry, anyways yes it is moving fast trickey, but in truth I am not that good at fanfics it has been proven others are better in writing fanfics then me, I am mostly into the humorous types, I have done romance and angst before, but they did not turn out the best of all. I enjoy writing humor more, writing is the best of all, being able to say and do almost anything in it.
Infamous Monk: infamous monk.. .. thanks but in truth, I write not for the English dictionary, so I don't really worry about the mistakes as long as it is legible and I don't get mobbed by hard core fans, I know it is a disaster, better then my room thought 'cough' 'cough' I am trying the best I can to keep my dear fans entertained. Thank you.
KawaiiLil-InuGurl: don't worry I didn't torture poor fluffy with kagura, I put him with kouga, not really and thanks for thinking it is funny, also I wont really put hiokiri and kagome together, why, its kind of weird, hitokiri being the adult father figure and kagome being the innocent school girl.. would it really work? And in truth..i am not sure if sp is short for spelling.. if that was your question
Ivesgoldlover- I know I should update more, I don't have any paper to write it down, I memorized it but if I eat it, I will die after awhile.. I used to watch DBZ then they had reruns, the squirl is just there and yes I know I need help.. thought I am not crazy nope not at all.. hahahah why would you think I was crazy, well why why why.
Duo-sorry she is crazy
Shinacira- anyway, next letter
Watergoddesskasey: why do you keep calling me god, I know I am okay at writing fanfics.. .. ..good is spelled with to oo's if you are trying to spell it like that
Raseleane: very interesting name, very original anyways, what is in a name, a rose by another will smell just as sweet, thanks for giving this fic a chance. Thanks for the encouraging thoughts
Kitsune-chan0233: thank you for finding this interesting
Lord Sesshmaru: thank you greately, and the number 1 reason I am writing of inuyasha's father coming back from the dead is because I have never seen one like this before and I like being original. mostely
happy789: yeah..this was at the bottom of the bag wasn't it, chapter 3 seems so long ago, but thank you for reading
QJBrimstone: yes there will be future chapters for us all to read, thanks
?: so do I, I want to go on and on, thanks
Katzztar: I know I forget to capitalized, when I sit down to write it usually takes me a day, why am I not updating often then, the muses are lazy, lazy, lazy, so when I do get something written I update as soon as possible
Sango14120: yes they are traveling together, thanks for the letter
blackkitsune13 : sugar highs are the best, anyways yes we all like seeing jaken beaten but I have better torturing ways, years of scheming has done this to me..
Bomhammer: thank you for thinking this is funny, and yes that will be hilarious to see and its okay everyone is weird because if everyone was normal everyone would be the same and this world would be boring, it is us nut cases that make this world intresting
67tell: gushes. never heard of that before, see I am learning new things each day, thank you
norOSama17: ..translation, you think this is great.. and people say I suck at writing.. thank you anways
Sakurako: I have duo, inuyasha, K and 10 kyo clones on my side.. do you think you would stand a chance. probably, they are lazy and don't listen.. .. here is your ice cream
Shinacria hands Sakurako ice cream- live to please my fans
Night Tsunami: ..thanks.. sorry if I don't review fast enough, I get distracted, cant think sometimes, just don't hurt me for it
Shinacria- anways I am sorry for offending anyone, as I can see, this is really fun answering the reviews I should try this more often, well please review more and read on people, one day a conclusion will come, then I will have to move on, till then lets just have fun kay?
Duo: we done yet
Shinacira- yeah I think so
Inuyasha- bout time
K- if you did this more often we could not have to run into having spent so long writing all the replies, since you never do this
Shinacira- I want to make my fans feel special so there
Duo- your special to shin
Shinacira- really
K: yeah with a capital M
Inuyasha: and a R
Shiancria: -_-' don't make me send you back.. I have others you know like the clones
K: they got lazy after NEST's was destroyed
Shinacira: good help is hard to find, anyway review and I will try to get back to you, sorry again for any offensive stuff
