Thank you for all your reveiws now my anccestor will help Squidward find his parents...

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TC(Tomas Cochrane) : Now... uhh... have a drink on th' deck!!

SQUIDWARD : Is this what led your family to poverty??

TC : Poverty?? Me lad this isn't what led me family to poverty 'twas gambilin'.

SQUIDWARD : Point Taken... Now about my parents...

TC : Aye! Ye seek his mother... well I can only show ye th' barrel it's up to ye to open it... (((Mopheus said "I can only show you the door, Neo, it's up to you to go though it")))

SQUIDWARD : Eh?

TC : Th' bond 'tween a mother and son will guide ye to yer mother... now be lost ye scalywag...

SQUIDWARD : WAIT!!

~~~Back in Bikini Bottom~~~

PD : We need to get the shovel

PM : I'm not gonna let you take another life and get away with it!!!

SQUIDWARD : GO NEXT DOOR!!!

PD : It's a miricle!!! WE DON'T HAVE TO GO TO JAIL!!!

SQUIDWARD : Go to the flippin rock...

PD+PM : okay...

A mixture of annoyance and curiosity swells in Squidward's mind... What did Thomas Cochrane mean...

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Well this is kind of odd...