Title: TLC Part 3

Author: Snacky

Email: onlinefishin@yahoo.co.uk

Disclaimer: Same as the one in the bed ridden chapters. I don't make any profit from this Fic.

Summary: Jack caught the flu, lets email. Sequel to Bed ridden.

Author's note: And it continues... and with the longest chat I have ever written! Hope you all enjoy!

This Fic is dedicated to all you good people who were kind enough to feedback!

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Date: 11-06-03 01.37.45

From: Daniel Jackson greek_tragedy@fastmail.net

Subject: Talk to me!

To: Jack O'Neill gonefishin@fastmail.net

Jack?

Answer your phone please!

I'm sorry I upset you, I never thought I would, we usually say things like that and you seem fine with it!

If you won't talk to me on the phone I will wait for you on messenger, I'm sure you will go on it eventually!

Daniel

P.S Don't block me, I have ways of finding out if you have!

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Chat Log Date: 11-06-03 01.54.19

Colonel knows Best: gonefishin@fastmail.net

Egyptian V Greek: greek_tragedy@fastmail.net

Egyptian V Greek: Hello

Colonel knows Best: Hi

Egyptian V Greek: I'm sorry

Colonel knows Best: It's fine

Colonel knows Best: No it isn't

Egyptian V Greek: What?

Colonel knows Best: it jksahui shaklja

Egyptian V Greek: are you ok?

Colonel knows Best: Carter's here with me, making me say things I don't want to!

Egyptian V Greek: oh right, Hi Sam!

Colonel knows Best: Hi Daniel!

Egyptian V Greek: What are you doing round there?

Colonel knows Best: She's keeping me company

Egyptian V Greek: ok

Egyptian V Greek: I thought you were in bed?

Colonel knows Best: I am

Egyptian V Greek: So, Sam is too?

Colonel knows Best: Don't go getting any ideas!

Egyptian V Greek: I think it's too late for that!

Colonel knows Best: I may be stuck but Sam certainly isn't, she can kick your ass you know!

Egyptian V Greek: She wouldn't do that, would you Sam?

Colonel knows Best: In a heart beat

Egyptian V Greek: I know, that wasn't Sam

Colonel knows Best: Fine, she said no

Egyptian V Greek: So, you're not mad at me?

Colonel knows Best: no

Egyptian V Greek: was that Jack?

Colonel knows Best: yes, you do tread on thin ice though sometimes

Egyptian V Greek: I know

Colonel knows Best: I mean very thin ice!

Egyptian V Greek: Yes

Colonel knows Best: Wafer thin

Egyptian V Greek: I get it!

Colonel knows Best: Walk a very thin line

Egyptian V Greek: Fine line!

Colonel knows Best: Hang by a hairline

Colonel knows Best: swim in shark infested waters

Egyptian V Greek: you finished?

Colonel knows Best: run naked sjhauyinak

Egyptian V Greek: Thanks Sam!

Colonel knows Best: Damn woman!

Egyptian V Greek: I wish I could hug you right now Sam!

Colonel knows Best: I'll hu

Egyptian V Greek: ?

Colonel knows Best: She won't let me finish that

Egyptian V Greek: oh right

Egyptian V Greek: How are you feeling?

Colonel knows Best: Alright still can't breathe properly and ache but apart from that, ok!

Colonel knows Best: He keeps sneezing on me!

Egyptian V Greek: Great! Just what I wanted to know

Colonel knows Best: It's not true, It only happened once!

Egyptian V Greek: I think I've mentioned mental images to you before, Jack

Colonel knows Best: Ah yes the vivid Imagination!

Egyptian V Greek: That's right

Colonel knows Best: Just explaining that happy dance to Sam

Egyptian V Greek: Happy dance?

Colonel knows Best: The mental image I gave you

Egyptian V Greek: Ah yes

Colonel knows Best: I can't dance right now, so I have to explain

Egyptian V Greek: Good, I don't think anyone should see that!

Colonel knows Best: Grrr - she's laughing at me!

Egyptian V Greek: Why am I not surprised?

Colonel knows Best: I don't know, You're weird?

Egyptian V Greek: I can sense the insults very quickly heading in the direction of this conversation!

Colonel knows Best: That you're sixth sense?

Egyptian V Greek: Ha, Ha

Colonel knows Best: Sam thought it was funny :-P

Egyptian V Greek: I won't comment, as it's two on one

Colonel knows Best: good!

Egyptian V Greek: Are you coming back to the sgc later?

Colonel knows Best: No

Egyptian V Greek: Sam?

Colonel knows Best: no I think I'm going to go home and relax

Egyptian V Greek: Ok I'll see you tomorrow

Colonel knows Best: Are you going?

Egyptian V Greek: not yet, why?

Colonel knows Best: Looked like you were saying goodbye

Egyptian V Greek: Oh

Colonel knows Best: I thought you wanted to get back to work

Egyptian V Greek: I do but I'm having a lunch break

Colonel knows Best: That hasn't stopped you from working before!

Egyptian V Greek: Well I want to talk to you

Colonel knows Best: How sweet!

Egyptian V Greek: Now, was that Jack or Sam?

Colonel knows Best: Let's say both

Egyptian V Greek: lol

Colonel knows Best: Damn you Dr Jackson!!!

Egyptian V Greek: What?

Colonel knows Best: I bet the colonel he couldn't get you to write lol

Egyptian V Greek: Opps sorry Sam!

Colonel knows Best: You didn't know

Egyptian V Greek: True

Egyptian V Greek: Do you want me to come see you later, Jack?

Colonel knows Best: No, when Sam finally takes the hint and goes home, I'm going to get some rest

Egyptian V Greek: Alright, well hope you feel better in the morning

Colonel knows Best: Are you going?

Egyptian V Greek: Do you want me to go?

Colonel knows Best: No, I can never tell if your going, you often type things that look like a goodbye!

Egyptian V Greek: I never noticed that, did you Sam?

Colonel knows Best: Yes, you also seem to like to write P.S in your emails

Egyptian V Greek: Do I?

Colonel knows Best: I don't think I've ever had an email from you that hasn't had a P.S

Egyptian V Greek: I'm sure you have!

Colonel knows Best: Well, I can't remember one

Egyptian V Greek: I'll try not to then

Colonel knows Best: We don't mind, just pointing it out

Egyptian V Greek: Problem is now you've pointed it out, I'm going to notice it every time I write an email!

Colonel knows Best: I hate when that happens

Egyptian V Greek: I think we all do

Colonel knows Best: I'm going now, Sam's going home and I'm going to rest

Egyptian V Greek: Alright, Bye!

Colonel knows Best: Bye from me and Sam!

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Date: 11-06-03 22.45.32

From: Samantha Carter MajorC@fastmail.net

Subject: Night!

To: Jack O'Neill gonefishin@fastmail.net

Dear Sir

Night Sir, I would say, Don't let the... but I fear we will get a repeat of what happened before!

It was nice to see you (A/N to see you, nice - any British readers?)

Hope you feel better tomorrow.

Sam

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Date: 11-06-03 23.14.22

From: Daniel Jackson greek_tragedy@fastmail.net

Subject: Good night!

To: Jack O'Neill gonefishin@fastmail.net

Hey Jack,

Have a good night's sleep and I'll ring you in the morning!

I'm not going to write a P.S

Daniel