Disclaimer: I am not that rich, so why would I own inuyasha, if I did I
would be so rich I could buy all the anime I want, and my favorite magazine
every month, but no I have to beg my mother for it. so no I do not own
inuyasha
Chapter 9: being mistaken for a girl when you were a guy sucked, but when you are a guy is is a girl?
(hehehehe long title no?)
sesshmaru growled in his throat, one more minute with this idiot and he was going to wrap his hands around his throat and strangle the life out of him. kouga has done nothing but tell her sweet things, hug her and try to kiss her ever since they started there journey to find kagome and co. kagura in the mean time was smiling at his announce, rin was just rin, and the squirrel that had been with them had to go home because his mother was calling him. he was about to screamk bloody murder, "hey is something wrong sesshmaru?" asked kouga, "no not at all" grumbled sesshmaru throught clenched teeth, "well that good, we are almost there" stated kouga, "thanks for telling me this" grumbled sesshmaru, "its okay kouga, I think its that time of the month for her" this drove sesshmaru over the edge.
Sesshamaru turned around lunging at kagura she pinned him down, to the ground and started to beat on him with her fists, while cussing some very select words. Kouga after awhile took pity on kagura and pulled sesshmaru off of kagura, who in turn got up getting a good 10 feet from sesshmaru, "calm down" kouga said to the struggling sesshmaru. After awhile she did, and then burst into tears, kouga sweat dropped, as he cuddled the weeping sesshmaru in his arms, as she had her head rested on his shoulder, "there there" kouga said among other comforting words, rubbing her back. "sesshmaru okay?" asked rin walking up to her and kouga, "yes rin, 'sniff' I am alright" she said calming down a bit, "then why you still crying?" asked rin innocently, "I 'sniff' don't know" sesshmaru said true fully, rin wrapped her arms around sesshmaru trying to help her stop crying, "thank you" she mumbled as she stroked rins hair, kagura sat back ready to gag to death at the mushy scene in front of himself.
After awhile, everything was okay, sesshmaru cheered up a little, so they continued on there way, after kouga had tried to have sesshmaru and the others stop for a short rest saying it was best, getting told that it was urgent to find kagome and co. and getting threatened with his life. "is she always this moody" asked kouga to the juvenile rin and the sexed changed kagura "no usually he say emotions are bad and stuff" said rin innocently, kagura just snickered.
Meanwhile in far away forest after getting nearly choked to detah a few times inuyasha his father and mother headed back to camp..
Author puts the story on pause.
Author: okay people I see we have to put this on pause and recap for a few of you, so let us review before we continue, so with out further audo kyo clone #1 from the king of fighters shall review this
Kyo clone #1 sits behind a desk with papers in his hand, he is wearing a suit and wearing nerdy glasses: lets see here for starters inuyasha's father was revived, who then had a mystical collar like inuyasha's placed on him, who kagome now controls, he then joined the group, who then after a little walking met up with jaken who threatened shippous life if they did not give him the jewels who just ended a relationship with another demon frog chick. Jaken then joined the group. Later that night, kaoru, inuyasha's mother who was revived walked into a clearing where inuyahsa's father hitokiri had fallen accident onto kagome who mistaken him for inuyasha, his mother thinking the worst started to scream while she ran away, inuyasha then came to investigate seeing his parents, his father up a try nude and his mother yelling, this was followed by a very touching reunion.
On sesshmaru's end, rin had ran off, kind of, met up with kagura, who got freaked out by rin who ran like hell away from rin, who got knocked unconscious who got magical cuffs placed on her, while sesshmaru went searching for rin he met up with a squirrel named squirrel, who became his friend, sesshmaru then finds rin and gets the magical cuffs put on him so he was attached to kagura, they started to walk throught the dense forest, eventually finding a road, accidentally meeting a old man, who wanted a kiss from sesshmaru mistaken his gender, who then changed booth he and kagura into the opposite gender, they then met up with kouga who fell in love with seshsmaru, later sesshmaru then thought of a plan to get kouga to lead them to the shikon jewel so he could be a she again.
Meanwhile with naruku, he had kidnapped kagome's mother sakura, and her little bother and grandfather, who then changed the plan to get the family to like him, by doing so ruin kagome. How he did this giving lots of stuff and doing lots of good things for them, souta thought see's thought it who then after seeing his mother accept a offer for marriage from naruto, he goes off to find kagome in order to stop him.
Kyo clone 1# collapses panting heavily
Duo: wow he is good
K: still lazy
Author: not as bad as you two
Inuyahsa: ehy notice how he said naruto wanted to marry his mother
Author: really, I see, HEY KYO # 1 YOU DID IT WRONG YOU HAVE TO START OVER
Kyo clone #1 glares at author: no Author: fine be that way
Inuyasha: who is naruto anyway
Author: someone, I will explain later due to the fans wanting to read
Inuyasha: okay
Kyo clone #2 sighs: we need to create a protest clones against authors and abuse
Kyo clone #1: yeah, PCAA, hehehehehehe
Author -_-; anyways lets get on with it
Unpauses the fanfic.
Inuyasha and family walks back to the camp, mirkou was the first to notice, and not just that they entered the camp, after he say inuyasha's mother he jumped up running to her grabbing her hands, "my what a beautiful woman, will you please bear my children" he said very serene, sango smacked him over the head with her huge boomerang, "you idiot, you don't even know her name and you ask, like not even 12 seconds after words and you are already onto of her" sango growled, "no I wasn't. I was in front of her" with this miroku received another blow to the head, after a few minutes of beating miroku sango stopped, getting bored and tired, "please forgive him he is a pervert" stated sango, karou just nodded.
Inuyasha peeled miroku from ground "hey lecher, stay away from my mother or I will kill you" inuyasha threatened before throwing miroku on the ground again, "your mother" miroku questioned, kagome stared at karou in sock briefly, "let me introduce you all to my mate karou" sated hitokiri, karou blushed before giving a small bow, "hello, I am sango that is miroku" she said pointing to the road killed monk, the monk stood up giving a small wave, "hi my name is kagome" she said with a wave, "and I am shippou" said the small kitsune jumping onto kagome's shoulder "oh how cute" stated karou, smiling at shippo who blushed in turn. Karou let out a small laugh at this. "so now what?" asked miroku? "how about getting some rest it is late" stated sango as she sat down, many nodded in agreement. Even the tied up jaken's, who was tied up because he annoyed the hell out of inuyasha and co.
At naraku's castle souta finished packing the small back he found with a few supplies he may need in order to find kagome, he sighed as he heaved it onto his back slowly opening the door he looked right then left before stepping out into the all, he cautiously sneacked out of the house, he finally gotten to the door which would lead him to the special court yard by the wall, which had a small opening, he smiled as he began to open the door "and where do you think you are going?" came naraku's voice from behind him, souta gulped before turning around "you know a little walk" he said lying thought his teeth, "no need to lie to me, I am not that stupid souta, I know you probably going to find that sister of yours, kagome" naraku crossed his arms over his chest, smirking down at souta, "I know what you are trying to do and it wont work" he growled opening the door, stepping out, but before he could fully exit a hand grabbed his shoulder.
"why do you think I should let you go" asked naraku in a sinister voice, "cause if you dotn I will tell my mother who and what you truly are" with these words naruaku looked dumbfounded for a few moments in till he broke into a laugh "you think she would listen to a snot nosed brat like you, you should be happy for your mother, after all she will have me now" naraku smirked, "that's what I was afraid of" stated souta as he sighed. Just then a small light bulb went off, he turned around kicking naraku hard in the groin by doing so naraku let go of souta, grabbing himself and going into a fetal potion. Giving souta the chance to run like hell, out of the building across the court yard, he sighed as he reached the small opening he threw his back thought while he was about to walk through something grabbed him dragging him back, he looked behind himself naraku had graved his leg trying to prevent him from continued his journey.
"let go" shouted souta as he started to struggle making naraku squeeze harder, pulling him back, souta in desperation brought his foot back driving it into naraku's face. making him let go, sout climbed out of the small hole grabbing his bag and running at top speed, away from the castle. At safe distance he stopped running and started to walk. he sighed heavily part 1 of the plan completed part 2, search for kagome in progress, he sighed looking around deciding the best thing to do is to go forward.
Meanwhile back at the castle two hours after the incident naraku sat in his room pondering and thinking that stupid brat hurt him, he would pay dearly for this, he thought as he tightened his fist, he sighed heavily "kohaku" he said clearly "yes master naraku" came a voice from behind a screen, "find that boy souta and bring him back before he can find his sister, I want him alive and don't fail me" he added squeezing his fist, "yes master naraku" the boy said through the screen before leaving to find souta. Naraku grinned, oh he would pay, pay dearly, just like that sister of his. Naraku let out a evil laugh.
Meanwhile in the future, a certain burnet boy with few brains looked around the higashi (Is that how you spell it?) sighed lightly he had come to visit the love oh his life his kagome, but found her not there, he looked to the left seeing a small building he did not know why but something drew him towards the small building walking up to it he opened the door stepping in, he looked around only seeing a small well, walking up to it he looked over the edge nothing but darkness. He sighed lightly, then something caught his eye, he saw something shimmering, leaning over he looked down the well, leaning to far he fell over into the well, but for some reason he felt like he was falling slower then he should, he also felt more lighter this lasted for a moment in till he landed onto the bottom of the well, "that was weird" he said looking up, a clear sky? "but weren't I just in a building" he asked himself perplexed before seeing some vines there he climbed out of the well looking around "oh boy, Toto, I don't think we are in Tokyo anymore" he said to himself as he saw what shouldn't have been, a forest instead of modern buildings.
A/N: sorry for the long wait for this chapter, I was kind of occupied with my schooling and crap, but anyways incase you are wondering who the burnet was it was Houto, I don't know really how to spell his name but that's what I think is it, anyways thanks for reading please review, and sorry for all my fans who had to wait so long.
Inuyasha: can you please tell me who naruto is now
Author: certainly
Inuyasha: okay who is he
Author: clone #2 will you explain
Kyo clone #2 stands in front of a chalk board with a ruler in hand, wearing a suit and glasses: okay lady's and germs please take your seat while I review
Everyone sits down
Kyo clone #2: okay who naruto is, is a blonde boy who is from the hidden leaf village, he wears orange, has blue eyes and whisker like marks on both his cheeks. He likes ramen, and his dream is to become the hokage, which is like the head of the shinobi, in the hidden leaf village. He was always a outcast because of a nine tailed demon fox sealed away inside of him named kyubi. Does everyone understand?
Everyone but duo nods there heads, duo shakes his head in a no response
Kyo clone #2: good, now the story line basically, is he is put into a group with his crush sakura who only has eyes for suske, the number one rookie of the village who wants to avenge his family and repopulate his clan, there teacher for the group is a white haired elite ninja named kakashi who is somewhat of a pervert. Well the basic is naruto and co. and there trials through being a shinobi. From a mission which starts out as being mild mannered protecting a old man, to the special exams where they gain a level, now is there any questions.
No one except duo raise there hand
Kyo clone #2: good class dismissed
Kyo clone #2 sits down at the desk taking out a bottle of sake and a deck of cards, he loosens his tie, while the other clone #1 and K pulls up a chair sitting, they start playing poker and drinking sake.
Author: anyways thanks all, and please come again, goodbye for now, till the next chapter and random insaness
Inuyasha: the horror the horror Duo: no one answered my question, oh well
Chapter 9: being mistaken for a girl when you were a guy sucked, but when you are a guy is is a girl?
(hehehehe long title no?)
sesshmaru growled in his throat, one more minute with this idiot and he was going to wrap his hands around his throat and strangle the life out of him. kouga has done nothing but tell her sweet things, hug her and try to kiss her ever since they started there journey to find kagome and co. kagura in the mean time was smiling at his announce, rin was just rin, and the squirrel that had been with them had to go home because his mother was calling him. he was about to screamk bloody murder, "hey is something wrong sesshmaru?" asked kouga, "no not at all" grumbled sesshmaru throught clenched teeth, "well that good, we are almost there" stated kouga, "thanks for telling me this" grumbled sesshmaru, "its okay kouga, I think its that time of the month for her" this drove sesshmaru over the edge.
Sesshamaru turned around lunging at kagura she pinned him down, to the ground and started to beat on him with her fists, while cussing some very select words. Kouga after awhile took pity on kagura and pulled sesshmaru off of kagura, who in turn got up getting a good 10 feet from sesshmaru, "calm down" kouga said to the struggling sesshmaru. After awhile she did, and then burst into tears, kouga sweat dropped, as he cuddled the weeping sesshmaru in his arms, as she had her head rested on his shoulder, "there there" kouga said among other comforting words, rubbing her back. "sesshmaru okay?" asked rin walking up to her and kouga, "yes rin, 'sniff' I am alright" she said calming down a bit, "then why you still crying?" asked rin innocently, "I 'sniff' don't know" sesshmaru said true fully, rin wrapped her arms around sesshmaru trying to help her stop crying, "thank you" she mumbled as she stroked rins hair, kagura sat back ready to gag to death at the mushy scene in front of himself.
After awhile, everything was okay, sesshmaru cheered up a little, so they continued on there way, after kouga had tried to have sesshmaru and the others stop for a short rest saying it was best, getting told that it was urgent to find kagome and co. and getting threatened with his life. "is she always this moody" asked kouga to the juvenile rin and the sexed changed kagura "no usually he say emotions are bad and stuff" said rin innocently, kagura just snickered.
Meanwhile in far away forest after getting nearly choked to detah a few times inuyasha his father and mother headed back to camp..
Author puts the story on pause.
Author: okay people I see we have to put this on pause and recap for a few of you, so let us review before we continue, so with out further audo kyo clone #1 from the king of fighters shall review this
Kyo clone #1 sits behind a desk with papers in his hand, he is wearing a suit and wearing nerdy glasses: lets see here for starters inuyasha's father was revived, who then had a mystical collar like inuyasha's placed on him, who kagome now controls, he then joined the group, who then after a little walking met up with jaken who threatened shippous life if they did not give him the jewels who just ended a relationship with another demon frog chick. Jaken then joined the group. Later that night, kaoru, inuyasha's mother who was revived walked into a clearing where inuyahsa's father hitokiri had fallen accident onto kagome who mistaken him for inuyasha, his mother thinking the worst started to scream while she ran away, inuyasha then came to investigate seeing his parents, his father up a try nude and his mother yelling, this was followed by a very touching reunion.
On sesshmaru's end, rin had ran off, kind of, met up with kagura, who got freaked out by rin who ran like hell away from rin, who got knocked unconscious who got magical cuffs placed on her, while sesshmaru went searching for rin he met up with a squirrel named squirrel, who became his friend, sesshmaru then finds rin and gets the magical cuffs put on him so he was attached to kagura, they started to walk throught the dense forest, eventually finding a road, accidentally meeting a old man, who wanted a kiss from sesshmaru mistaken his gender, who then changed booth he and kagura into the opposite gender, they then met up with kouga who fell in love with seshsmaru, later sesshmaru then thought of a plan to get kouga to lead them to the shikon jewel so he could be a she again.
Meanwhile with naruku, he had kidnapped kagome's mother sakura, and her little bother and grandfather, who then changed the plan to get the family to like him, by doing so ruin kagome. How he did this giving lots of stuff and doing lots of good things for them, souta thought see's thought it who then after seeing his mother accept a offer for marriage from naruto, he goes off to find kagome in order to stop him.
Kyo clone 1# collapses panting heavily
Duo: wow he is good
K: still lazy
Author: not as bad as you two
Inuyahsa: ehy notice how he said naruto wanted to marry his mother
Author: really, I see, HEY KYO # 1 YOU DID IT WRONG YOU HAVE TO START OVER
Kyo clone #1 glares at author: no Author: fine be that way
Inuyasha: who is naruto anyway
Author: someone, I will explain later due to the fans wanting to read
Inuyasha: okay
Kyo clone #2 sighs: we need to create a protest clones against authors and abuse
Kyo clone #1: yeah, PCAA, hehehehehehe
Author -_-; anyways lets get on with it
Unpauses the fanfic.
Inuyasha and family walks back to the camp, mirkou was the first to notice, and not just that they entered the camp, after he say inuyasha's mother he jumped up running to her grabbing her hands, "my what a beautiful woman, will you please bear my children" he said very serene, sango smacked him over the head with her huge boomerang, "you idiot, you don't even know her name and you ask, like not even 12 seconds after words and you are already onto of her" sango growled, "no I wasn't. I was in front of her" with this miroku received another blow to the head, after a few minutes of beating miroku sango stopped, getting bored and tired, "please forgive him he is a pervert" stated sango, karou just nodded.
Inuyasha peeled miroku from ground "hey lecher, stay away from my mother or I will kill you" inuyasha threatened before throwing miroku on the ground again, "your mother" miroku questioned, kagome stared at karou in sock briefly, "let me introduce you all to my mate karou" sated hitokiri, karou blushed before giving a small bow, "hello, I am sango that is miroku" she said pointing to the road killed monk, the monk stood up giving a small wave, "hi my name is kagome" she said with a wave, "and I am shippou" said the small kitsune jumping onto kagome's shoulder "oh how cute" stated karou, smiling at shippo who blushed in turn. Karou let out a small laugh at this. "so now what?" asked miroku? "how about getting some rest it is late" stated sango as she sat down, many nodded in agreement. Even the tied up jaken's, who was tied up because he annoyed the hell out of inuyasha and co.
At naraku's castle souta finished packing the small back he found with a few supplies he may need in order to find kagome, he sighed as he heaved it onto his back slowly opening the door he looked right then left before stepping out into the all, he cautiously sneacked out of the house, he finally gotten to the door which would lead him to the special court yard by the wall, which had a small opening, he smiled as he began to open the door "and where do you think you are going?" came naraku's voice from behind him, souta gulped before turning around "you know a little walk" he said lying thought his teeth, "no need to lie to me, I am not that stupid souta, I know you probably going to find that sister of yours, kagome" naraku crossed his arms over his chest, smirking down at souta, "I know what you are trying to do and it wont work" he growled opening the door, stepping out, but before he could fully exit a hand grabbed his shoulder.
"why do you think I should let you go" asked naraku in a sinister voice, "cause if you dotn I will tell my mother who and what you truly are" with these words naruaku looked dumbfounded for a few moments in till he broke into a laugh "you think she would listen to a snot nosed brat like you, you should be happy for your mother, after all she will have me now" naraku smirked, "that's what I was afraid of" stated souta as he sighed. Just then a small light bulb went off, he turned around kicking naraku hard in the groin by doing so naraku let go of souta, grabbing himself and going into a fetal potion. Giving souta the chance to run like hell, out of the building across the court yard, he sighed as he reached the small opening he threw his back thought while he was about to walk through something grabbed him dragging him back, he looked behind himself naraku had graved his leg trying to prevent him from continued his journey.
"let go" shouted souta as he started to struggle making naraku squeeze harder, pulling him back, souta in desperation brought his foot back driving it into naraku's face. making him let go, sout climbed out of the small hole grabbing his bag and running at top speed, away from the castle. At safe distance he stopped running and started to walk. he sighed heavily part 1 of the plan completed part 2, search for kagome in progress, he sighed looking around deciding the best thing to do is to go forward.
Meanwhile back at the castle two hours after the incident naraku sat in his room pondering and thinking that stupid brat hurt him, he would pay dearly for this, he thought as he tightened his fist, he sighed heavily "kohaku" he said clearly "yes master naraku" came a voice from behind a screen, "find that boy souta and bring him back before he can find his sister, I want him alive and don't fail me" he added squeezing his fist, "yes master naraku" the boy said through the screen before leaving to find souta. Naraku grinned, oh he would pay, pay dearly, just like that sister of his. Naraku let out a evil laugh.
Meanwhile in the future, a certain burnet boy with few brains looked around the higashi (Is that how you spell it?) sighed lightly he had come to visit the love oh his life his kagome, but found her not there, he looked to the left seeing a small building he did not know why but something drew him towards the small building walking up to it he opened the door stepping in, he looked around only seeing a small well, walking up to it he looked over the edge nothing but darkness. He sighed lightly, then something caught his eye, he saw something shimmering, leaning over he looked down the well, leaning to far he fell over into the well, but for some reason he felt like he was falling slower then he should, he also felt more lighter this lasted for a moment in till he landed onto the bottom of the well, "that was weird" he said looking up, a clear sky? "but weren't I just in a building" he asked himself perplexed before seeing some vines there he climbed out of the well looking around "oh boy, Toto, I don't think we are in Tokyo anymore" he said to himself as he saw what shouldn't have been, a forest instead of modern buildings.
A/N: sorry for the long wait for this chapter, I was kind of occupied with my schooling and crap, but anyways incase you are wondering who the burnet was it was Houto, I don't know really how to spell his name but that's what I think is it, anyways thanks for reading please review, and sorry for all my fans who had to wait so long.
Inuyasha: can you please tell me who naruto is now
Author: certainly
Inuyasha: okay who is he
Author: clone #2 will you explain
Kyo clone #2 stands in front of a chalk board with a ruler in hand, wearing a suit and glasses: okay lady's and germs please take your seat while I review
Everyone sits down
Kyo clone #2: okay who naruto is, is a blonde boy who is from the hidden leaf village, he wears orange, has blue eyes and whisker like marks on both his cheeks. He likes ramen, and his dream is to become the hokage, which is like the head of the shinobi, in the hidden leaf village. He was always a outcast because of a nine tailed demon fox sealed away inside of him named kyubi. Does everyone understand?
Everyone but duo nods there heads, duo shakes his head in a no response
Kyo clone #2: good, now the story line basically, is he is put into a group with his crush sakura who only has eyes for suske, the number one rookie of the village who wants to avenge his family and repopulate his clan, there teacher for the group is a white haired elite ninja named kakashi who is somewhat of a pervert. Well the basic is naruto and co. and there trials through being a shinobi. From a mission which starts out as being mild mannered protecting a old man, to the special exams where they gain a level, now is there any questions.
No one except duo raise there hand
Kyo clone #2: good class dismissed
Kyo clone #2 sits down at the desk taking out a bottle of sake and a deck of cards, he loosens his tie, while the other clone #1 and K pulls up a chair sitting, they start playing poker and drinking sake.
Author: anyways thanks all, and please come again, goodbye for now, till the next chapter and random insaness
Inuyasha: the horror the horror Duo: no one answered my question, oh well