Notes and Disclaimers in part 1

Date: 12-06-03 10.14.22

From: Jack O'Neill gonefishin@fastmail.net

Subject: Morning

To: Daniel Jackson greek_tragedy@fastmail.net

You may not have written a p.s at the end but you certainly wrote one in your email! :)

I'm awake (as you can see) so you can ring me now!

Jack

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Date: 12-06-03 10.16.32

From: Jack O'Neill gonefishin@fastmail.net

Subject: The birds are chirping

To: Samantha Carter MajorC@fastmail.net

Don't let the, what bite Major? I have know idea what you're talking about...

I'm feeling much better thank you; I may be able to come back to work soon.

It was nice to have some company; the boredom was driving me insane!

What are you doing today? I can finally get out of bed; it's a nice day, want to see my lovely garden? ;-)

Jack

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Date: 12-06-03 11.15.32

From: T'Murry Tmaster@fastmail.net

Subject: Hello

To: Jack O'Neill gonefishin@fastmail.net

I am sorry that I had to leave so abruptly O'Neill.

I'm sorry to have upset you but I was needed off world.

Hope you are feeling better.

Teal'c

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Date: 12-06-03 12.32.22

From: Daniel Jackson greek_tragedy@fastmail.net

Subject: Mistakes are easily done

To: Jack O'Neill gonefishin@fastmail.net

Jack,

I missed that, I can't believe I was that stupid to write a P.S and say I hadn't, I feel like saying 'duh'

Good morning! I am going to ring you now while I have some spare time.

Daniel

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Date: 12-06-03 12.45.32

From: Samantha Carter MajorC@fastmail.net

Subject: Don't play the stupid card

To: Jack O'Neill gonefishin@fastmail.net

Dear Sir,

You know perfectly well what I'm talking about. If you don't then I'll send them round, so I'd start remembering quick or your bum is going to get quite sore! :-D

I was planning on finding some work to do at the base. I have to go to a meeting in about an hour. I would love to see your 'lovely garden' but I think I should stay here. See if you can persuade Daniel to see it!

Sam

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Date: 12-06-03 13.09.32

From: Jack O'Neill gonefishin@fastmail.net

Subject: how caring you all are

To: Samantha Carter MajorC@fastmail.net

Ah yes, you want to torture the one place on my body that isn't sore!

You're planning on staying at the base on a day like this?!! If I can manage to get out of bed by myself and go outside, I'm sure you can manage having the day off!

I have already tried Daniel, He won't come round, not even my persuasion techniques can get him to my house!

Jack

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Date: 12-06-03 13.14.32

From: Jack O'Neill gonefishin@fastmail.net

Subject: RE: hello

To: T'Murry Tmaster@fastmail.net

I'm feeling much better! I understand you were needed but next time let me know, will ya?

Do you want to come and see me later, Sam might be coming to see me, I am trying to persuade her as I write!

Jack

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Chat Log Date: 12-06-03 13.21.19

My Messenger Name: gonefishin@fastmail.net

Feeling sorry for CO: MajorC@fastmail.net

My Messenger Name: :-) Thanks Carter!

Feeling sorry for CO: Lol, I can see you couldn't think of a name

My Messenger Name: yes, If in doubt, try be funny

Feeling sorry for CO: Lol, good plan

My Messenger Name: So... How are you this fine morning?

Feeling sorry for CO: Great! You?

My Messenger Name: I'm fine

Feeling sorry for CO: Good

My Messenger Name: Do you like threatening me?

Feeling sorry for CO: :-) Why would you say that..?

My Messenger Name: I'll take that as a yes then

Feeling sorry for CO: I'm not saying a word

My Messenger Name: Ok... so are you coming to see me?

Feeling sorry for CO: I don't think so

My Messenger Name: So you're not that sympathetic then?

Feeling sorry for CO: How did you guess?

My Messenger Name: :-( I'm bored and all by myself

Feeling sorry for CO: I don't know, Maybe if I've got no work to do later

My Messenger Name: So, If you've got nothing better to do?

Feeling sorry for CO: ;-)

My Messenger Name: Don't you wink at me Major!

Feeling sorry for CO: Lol... Daniel just came online; shall I add him to this conversation?

My Messenger Name: You can do that?

Feeling sorry for CO: Yes

My Messenger Name: when you come round later you have to show me how

Feeling sorry for CO: If, Sir, If

My Messenger Name: Right! When...

Feeling sorry for CO: Shut Up! I'm adding Daniel

~~~Egyptian V Greek: greek_tragedy@fastmail.net has been added to the conversation~~~

My Messenger Name: Hey Danny boy!

Feeling sorry for CO: Hi Daniel

Egyptian V Greek: Hi

My Messenger Name: I thought you were busy?

Egyptian V Greek: I am, I can do this at the same time

My Messenger Name: Right, Makes a guy feel wanted

Feeling sorry for CO: Lol

My Messenger Name: Hey! Is that what you're doing too?

Feeling sorry for CO: Me... No!

Egyptian V Greek: I have a sceptical look on my face Sam and I bet you do too Jack?

My Messenger Name: Me...No!

Egyptian V Greek: It's scary how similar your sense of humour is sometimes

My Messenger Name: Really? I think it's cool!

Feeling sorry for CO: I agree

Egyptian V Greek: Do you agree with each other just to annoy me?

My Messenger Name: Now why would we want to do that?

Egyptian V Greek: Not getting into this...You in your lab Sam?

Feeling sorry for CO: Yes

My Messenger Name: Where else would she be?!

Feeling sorry for CO: Good point!

Egyptian V Greek: Sorry... you could be on your laptop

Feeling sorry for CO: Ok, true but the only place I go on it is in my lab, In yours or the colonel's office or at home.

My Messenger Name: Yes Daniel! Catch up!

Egyptian V Greek: Leave me alone you two! I'm sorry I don't know when and where Sam goes on her Laptop!

My Messenger Name: Well you should be!

Egyptian V Greek: Ok, sorry I don't pay attention to every little thing she does like other people!

Feeling sorry for CO: Are you in your office Daniel?

Egyptian V Greek: Um yea

My Messenger Name: You had to think about that?!

~~~Time wasting: Tmaster@fastmail.nethas been added to the conversation~~~

Time wasting: Hello O'Neill how are you?

My Messenger Name: Just great, are you coming to see me?

Time wasting: I am not, I must debrief with General Hammond.

My Messenger Name: You going to Debrief, with Hammond?

Feeling sorry for CO: Don't even go their Sir!

Egyptian V Greek: ?

Feeling sorry for CO: You don't want to know

My Messenger Name: you see, Carter has a Gutter brain like myself

Egyptian V Greek: Oh... Jack!

My Messenger Name: Glad you finally caught up!

Feeling sorry for CO: Lol, can we let this drop please?

My Messenger Name: Sorry... So no one is coming to see me?

Time wasting: It does not look like it O'Neill

Feeling sorry for CO: I never said I wouldn't

My Messenger Name: Maybe, usually means the same thing

Time wasting: It does not

Egyptian V Greek: No, It doesn't

Feeling sorry for CO: Yes... Have to agree

My Messenger Name: Oh for crying out loud! You know what I mean

Time wasting: I do not

Egyptian V Greek: Me either

Feeling sorry for CO: Ditto

My Messenger Name: Why I want you lot to come and see me, I don't know

Feeling sorry for CO: Your bored

Time wasting: You are bored

Egyptian V Greek: It's because you're bored

Feeling sorry for CO: Lol I guess we were all thinking the same thing

Egyptian V Greek: you know what they say, great minds think alike

My Messenger Name: Insane Minds

Time wasting: I must leave now, I hope you make a fast recovery O'Neill

My Messenger Name: Ok, Bye T

Egyptian V Greek: Bye

Feeling sorry for CO: Bye

~~~Time wasting: Tmaster@fastmail.nethas left the conversation~~~

My Messenger Name: And then there were three

Feeling sorry for CO: Lol

Egyptian V Greek: You will laugh at anything wont you!

My Messenger Name: Hey! Leave her alone, she can laugh at whatever she wants

Feeling sorry for CO: Thanks Colonel!

My Messenger Name: No Prob

Egyptian V Greek: how come as soon as Teal'c leaves you focus on me?

My Messenger Name: Maybe because Sam thinks I'm funny

Egyptian V Greek: I think she is just humouring you

Feeling sorry for CO: Hey I'm right here! And I think the colonel is very funny!

My Messenger Name: Thanks! :-)

Egyptian V Greek: Never mind, you two chat amongst yourselves I'm going back to work

Feeling sorry for CO: bye!

My Messenger Name: bye

Egyptian V Greek: bye!

~~~Egyptian V Greek: greek_tragedy@fastmail.net has left the conversation~~~

My Messenger Name: and then there were two

Feeling sorry for CO: lol... will you do that when I leave?

My Messenger Name: :-P what would be the point?

Feeling sorry for CO: Good point

My Messenger Name: Lol

Feeling sorry for CO: I should really get going now Sir

My Messenger Name: Why?

Feeling sorry for CO: I have a meeting soon, Have to prepare.

Feeling sorry for CO: Prepare? stashing boredom relievers in your pockets?

My Messenger Name: lol... I'm doing a presentation

My Messenger Name: Oh right, On anything interesting?

Feeling sorry for CO: not to you

My Messenger Name: Ok I'll let you go, ring me when you've finished, let me know how it went.

Feeling sorry for CO: Ok, Bye!

My Messenger Name: Bye! Hope you have fun!

Feeling sorry for CO: Always do!

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