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Chapter 10: souta meets the idiot, the great manly men get lost
Hojo, idiot of the year was still puzzled of how they could fit a huge forest into a tiny shrine house, it then hit him, he was not even in the shrine anymore. "I know" he said snapping his fingers getting a idea of what was going on "the world has come to a end so now I must try to repopulate the human race" smiling to himself he started to walk looking for some kind of life form.
Meanwhile the poor boy souta had been running as fast as he could, he could not stop he knew it, if he did he would get caught. He tripped quickly getting up, but just as he was about to stand to his full height something whizzed passed him cutting his cheek, he rolled to the side looking behind him, there stood a boy about his age wearing armor and a mask, his eyes widen having enough common since he guessed this boy was sent from naraku to kill him or something. He let out a small cry jumping up and running into the opposite direction.
He heard the footfalls behind him, he knew the boy was chasing him, and he knew he had to run, or face a horrible fate
Now back to the idiot of the year, he was walking along trying to find intelligent life, sadly he was going around in circles, it was then about the 20th time he had gone on the same path that something ran into him tumbling him over and onto his back, he looked up seeing a small child who looked a slight bit familiar, and ready to cry, scream, and run. "hello" hojo said being polite, the boy jumped up ready to run again but stumbled back down letting out a small cry of pain.
Sadly souta had sprained his ankle, in the process of tripping over hojo, hojo managed to climb off the ground looking at the boy "you okay?" he asked curiously kneeling beside the boy, "no I sprained my ankle" he said holding his injured limb. "doesn't look so bad from here" he said with a smile. "please I have to get away I have to find my sister" he said tears running down his cheeks, "there there don't cry" he said "I can help you, now we just need to find bandages and.." before he could finish that sentence something hard hit him in the back of the head knocking him temperedly out of conscious.
Souta let out a scream trying to get to his feet as the other boy advanced, he knew he could not escape now. So he resorted to one thing he thought might work but wasn't the most right thing to say "I don't want to die a virgin" he screamed flailing his arms about. This just made the other boy stop in his tracks looking puzzled, just then something behind the boy smacked him in the head, he was then knocked unconscious, he fell to the ground smashing his face, possible breaking his nose. Souta looked at who had saved him, there stood a elderly lady, with a eye patch over her one eye. "are ye okay child" the old woman asked, souta could only nod slightly "that is good" she smiled lightly. Looking at souta, then hojo, then at kohaku. "what are ye doing here?" she asked stepping forward, "I came to find my sister kagome, and tell her something" he said trying to get to his feet, "stay still, she demanded stepping forward taking a look at the injured leg. "this does not look good" she said gently touching the sprain getting a wince from souta. "prey tell me why ye are here in the first place" she said pulling bandages out of a non exist bag at her side which carries things like that. She quickly wrapped his leg up while he explained everything. She listened intentively after she was done she sat back "that is not good" she said shaking her head, "I know, hey do you know my sister and where she is?" he asked hopefully, the elder woman nodded "I do know, but she is to far away" she said standing up, finding a stick worhtey of being a temperly cane, she handed it to souta then helped him up. "we must get to her as soon as possible" souta said looking at hojo then kohaku, the elder woman nodded.
"I agree with ye, but for the time waiting we have to wait for those two to wake up, do ye by any chance have any rope?" she asked out of curiosity, "yeah in the bag" he said pointing to the bag that just happened to be on the ground, the elder woman named nodded before grabbing some of the rope in the bag tying kohaku up, "hey what's your name" souta asked, "I am kadede's, and you must be souta" she said souta nodded "well I guess now we wait" she said finishing her task of tying the unconscious kohaku up, souta nodded sitting against a tree now waiting for tweelde d and tweedle dumbass to wake up.
Meanwhile back to inuyasha and co. it was morning everyone has woken up and sitting around, "we should go look for food" said inuyasha noticing the gaze miroku gaze his mother, he grabbed the monks hand draggin him away "come on you can help" he said to the some what protesting monk. Inuyasha's father hitokiri sighed before getting up "I should go with them" he said walking away with them. "okay take care" said karou getting up and kissing her husband goodbye, he gave her a affection smile before walking after the other ''men''.
Now flash ahead: ... ... and do you naraku take this woman to be your lawful wedded... ..
opps to far lets rewind a bit.. okay about here:
the boys had not managed yet to catch anything, namely because miroku kept being loud, and inuyasha threatening to kill him. after awhile of silence it was broken by inuyasha saying "we should have brought shippo, least he could have been used as bait" hitokiri nodded in agreement, "hey is it just me or are we going in circles. Everyone looked around, seeing that, they had been going around in circles miroku said the first thing that came to his mind "I think we are lost" he said, noticing the try with a dint where his head had his head slam into due to a pissed half demon.
"we cant be lost that's impossible" stated inuysha looking around "yeah we can just follow our noses back to camp" added hitokiri, "oh I forgot said miroku as he started to walk again hoping not to go in circles. But both inuyasha and hitkoiri bit back the fact that, they could not smell anything form the camp, meaning they were to far away and they went around in circles to many times. Plus meaning it was downwind from them.
meanwhile back at camp the girls started to get worried, they boys weren't back yet and it had been half an hour "what do you think is taking them so long?" asked karou, "well it could be because they are trying to show off or something" said kagome, trying to reassure her. "oh okay" she said, looking back at the small fire.
A/N: yo how is it going, hope you like, please review and stay tuned for more chapters, sorry if this sucked, it was more drama and action then it was humor this time.. I think, anyway I am wishing to see your comments very soon. I thank those for reviewing, and yes next chapter I will replay for all the reviews recently sent to me, why not now.. ..cause if you wait ever few... .it may make people want to read more.. I think.. Also for your entertainment and a special feature I will now explain my muses, there looks and a strong qualitie about them
Duo-from gundam wing, has bong brown hair worn into a braid, kind of a violet, bluish eye color, wears black clothes that look like a priests, and has deathscythe which is a gundam for those who don't know a huge looking robot. He is also supposed to have a happy go lucky personality, and usually is prorated as annoying, what more is there to say, he kicks ass
K- also known as K'Dash, is from the king of fighters series, for those that don't know, he has silver hair, tanned skin, wears leather clothing, and has sunglasses, his eyes are um, blue. He can also wield flames, his personalities I think is I don't really care, or so it seems, he is also a sensitive man on the inside...
Author doges random attacks and knifes thrown at her by her muse K
Author: then again I could be wrong
Kyo clone #1 and #2-these two.. .. ..are well clones, of kyo kusanagi, they all have brown hair brown eyes, most can wield flames, most wear the same clothes thought different colors, a T-shirt, a jacket like thing with a picture of a sun on the back, the sleeves are always rolled up, and then there is a vest under the coat, they also wear gloves.. , they basically are all the same, kind of boring in a kind of a way. And most people just kill them, but me, these guys also come from king of fighters, which is a fighting game.
Inuyasha- if you don't know who this guy is you have the wrong series, and have probably been thinking what the hell is this nut case talking about.
Author: well that's it for now hope to see you soon.
Author then jumps into the shadows disappearing from sight
Author: till we meet again
Chapter 10: souta meets the idiot, the great manly men get lost
Hojo, idiot of the year was still puzzled of how they could fit a huge forest into a tiny shrine house, it then hit him, he was not even in the shrine anymore. "I know" he said snapping his fingers getting a idea of what was going on "the world has come to a end so now I must try to repopulate the human race" smiling to himself he started to walk looking for some kind of life form.
Meanwhile the poor boy souta had been running as fast as he could, he could not stop he knew it, if he did he would get caught. He tripped quickly getting up, but just as he was about to stand to his full height something whizzed passed him cutting his cheek, he rolled to the side looking behind him, there stood a boy about his age wearing armor and a mask, his eyes widen having enough common since he guessed this boy was sent from naraku to kill him or something. He let out a small cry jumping up and running into the opposite direction.
He heard the footfalls behind him, he knew the boy was chasing him, and he knew he had to run, or face a horrible fate
Now back to the idiot of the year, he was walking along trying to find intelligent life, sadly he was going around in circles, it was then about the 20th time he had gone on the same path that something ran into him tumbling him over and onto his back, he looked up seeing a small child who looked a slight bit familiar, and ready to cry, scream, and run. "hello" hojo said being polite, the boy jumped up ready to run again but stumbled back down letting out a small cry of pain.
Sadly souta had sprained his ankle, in the process of tripping over hojo, hojo managed to climb off the ground looking at the boy "you okay?" he asked curiously kneeling beside the boy, "no I sprained my ankle" he said holding his injured limb. "doesn't look so bad from here" he said with a smile. "please I have to get away I have to find my sister" he said tears running down his cheeks, "there there don't cry" he said "I can help you, now we just need to find bandages and.." before he could finish that sentence something hard hit him in the back of the head knocking him temperedly out of conscious.
Souta let out a scream trying to get to his feet as the other boy advanced, he knew he could not escape now. So he resorted to one thing he thought might work but wasn't the most right thing to say "I don't want to die a virgin" he screamed flailing his arms about. This just made the other boy stop in his tracks looking puzzled, just then something behind the boy smacked him in the head, he was then knocked unconscious, he fell to the ground smashing his face, possible breaking his nose. Souta looked at who had saved him, there stood a elderly lady, with a eye patch over her one eye. "are ye okay child" the old woman asked, souta could only nod slightly "that is good" she smiled lightly. Looking at souta, then hojo, then at kohaku. "what are ye doing here?" she asked stepping forward, "I came to find my sister kagome, and tell her something" he said trying to get to his feet, "stay still, she demanded stepping forward taking a look at the injured leg. "this does not look good" she said gently touching the sprain getting a wince from souta. "prey tell me why ye are here in the first place" she said pulling bandages out of a non exist bag at her side which carries things like that. She quickly wrapped his leg up while he explained everything. She listened intentively after she was done she sat back "that is not good" she said shaking her head, "I know, hey do you know my sister and where she is?" he asked hopefully, the elder woman nodded "I do know, but she is to far away" she said standing up, finding a stick worhtey of being a temperly cane, she handed it to souta then helped him up. "we must get to her as soon as possible" souta said looking at hojo then kohaku, the elder woman nodded.
"I agree with ye, but for the time waiting we have to wait for those two to wake up, do ye by any chance have any rope?" she asked out of curiosity, "yeah in the bag" he said pointing to the bag that just happened to be on the ground, the elder woman named nodded before grabbing some of the rope in the bag tying kohaku up, "hey what's your name" souta asked, "I am kadede's, and you must be souta" she said souta nodded "well I guess now we wait" she said finishing her task of tying the unconscious kohaku up, souta nodded sitting against a tree now waiting for tweelde d and tweedle dumbass to wake up.
Meanwhile back to inuyasha and co. it was morning everyone has woken up and sitting around, "we should go look for food" said inuyasha noticing the gaze miroku gaze his mother, he grabbed the monks hand draggin him away "come on you can help" he said to the some what protesting monk. Inuyasha's father hitokiri sighed before getting up "I should go with them" he said walking away with them. "okay take care" said karou getting up and kissing her husband goodbye, he gave her a affection smile before walking after the other ''men''.
Now flash ahead: ... ... and do you naraku take this woman to be your lawful wedded... ..
opps to far lets rewind a bit.. okay about here:
the boys had not managed yet to catch anything, namely because miroku kept being loud, and inuyasha threatening to kill him. after awhile of silence it was broken by inuyasha saying "we should have brought shippo, least he could have been used as bait" hitokiri nodded in agreement, "hey is it just me or are we going in circles. Everyone looked around, seeing that, they had been going around in circles miroku said the first thing that came to his mind "I think we are lost" he said, noticing the try with a dint where his head had his head slam into due to a pissed half demon.
"we cant be lost that's impossible" stated inuysha looking around "yeah we can just follow our noses back to camp" added hitokiri, "oh I forgot said miroku as he started to walk again hoping not to go in circles. But both inuyasha and hitkoiri bit back the fact that, they could not smell anything form the camp, meaning they were to far away and they went around in circles to many times. Plus meaning it was downwind from them.
meanwhile back at camp the girls started to get worried, they boys weren't back yet and it had been half an hour "what do you think is taking them so long?" asked karou, "well it could be because they are trying to show off or something" said kagome, trying to reassure her. "oh okay" she said, looking back at the small fire.
A/N: yo how is it going, hope you like, please review and stay tuned for more chapters, sorry if this sucked, it was more drama and action then it was humor this time.. I think, anyway I am wishing to see your comments very soon. I thank those for reviewing, and yes next chapter I will replay for all the reviews recently sent to me, why not now.. ..cause if you wait ever few... .it may make people want to read more.. I think.. Also for your entertainment and a special feature I will now explain my muses, there looks and a strong qualitie about them
Duo-from gundam wing, has bong brown hair worn into a braid, kind of a violet, bluish eye color, wears black clothes that look like a priests, and has deathscythe which is a gundam for those who don't know a huge looking robot. He is also supposed to have a happy go lucky personality, and usually is prorated as annoying, what more is there to say, he kicks ass
K- also known as K'Dash, is from the king of fighters series, for those that don't know, he has silver hair, tanned skin, wears leather clothing, and has sunglasses, his eyes are um, blue. He can also wield flames, his personalities I think is I don't really care, or so it seems, he is also a sensitive man on the inside...
Author doges random attacks and knifes thrown at her by her muse K
Author: then again I could be wrong
Kyo clone #1 and #2-these two.. .. ..are well clones, of kyo kusanagi, they all have brown hair brown eyes, most can wield flames, most wear the same clothes thought different colors, a T-shirt, a jacket like thing with a picture of a sun on the back, the sleeves are always rolled up, and then there is a vest under the coat, they also wear gloves.. , they basically are all the same, kind of boring in a kind of a way. And most people just kill them, but me, these guys also come from king of fighters, which is a fighting game.
Inuyasha- if you don't know who this guy is you have the wrong series, and have probably been thinking what the hell is this nut case talking about.
Author: well that's it for now hope to see you soon.
Author then jumps into the shadows disappearing from sight
Author: till we meet again