Date: 12-06-03 10.16.32
From: Samantha Carter MajorC@fastmail.net
Subject: Who should be apologizing?
To: Jack O'Neill gonefishin@fastmail.net
Dear Sir,
Like I said, before you so rudely, Hung the phone up on me, Something has come up. I am sorry that you are bored but there isn't much I can do about it. A new 'gadget' has been brought in which needs my attention, Daniel and his team are already hard at work on the writing found on it.
The rest of the scientists and me are running scans now.
Have to go, Fieldman is insisting something is important.
Sam.
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Date: 12-06-03 10.16.32
From: Jack O'Neill gonefishin@fastmail.net
Subject: I think it's your turn.
To: Samantha Carter MajorC@fastmail.net
It wasn't as if I slammed the phone down on you! I said bye and then hung up, was I away when the talk about asking if you are allowed to hang up was happening?!
More gadgets? What do you do with them all? You must have had hundreds of those damn things and your lab is still tidier than my office!
Why are you scanning this gadget, I think you should be scanning Fieldman's head, that man can over exaggerate an eggcup!
You can still chat to me, just sit in the corner and pretend to scan. I'm sure no one will notice.
Jack
P.S Happy Scanning!
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Date: 12-06-03 10.14.22
From: Jack O'Neill gonefishin@fastmail.net
Subject: Rapid recovery
To: Daniel Jackson greek_tragedy@fastmail.net
Another thing to translate? And just how do you translate two things at once may I ask?
You are going to be so pleased when I return. First thing I'm going to do is get Hammond to send us on a nice overnight mission. Those rocks are doing strange things to your mind Mr. Jackson.
Be seeing you soon, nearly recovered!
Jack
Date: 12-06-03 10.16.32
From: Samantha Carter MajorC@fastmail.net
Subject: My turn again?
To: Jack O'Neill gonefishin@fastmail.net
Dear Sir,
As you're not online I thought I'd email you.
Are you implying that no one would notice as no one cares if I'm there?
I don't keep the gadgets most get sent to area 51 for further study, I thought you knew this by now?
About the hanging the phone up on me... You know perfectly well what you did wrong, You are such a bad liar.
Sam
P.S Scanning = Fun
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Chat Log Date: 12-06-03 13.21.19
Bored: gonefishin@fastmail.net
Happy Scanning: MajorC@fastmail.net
Bored: Taking my advice? Bad sign!
Happy Scanning: I know, although it seems to be working
Bored: I would've thought you would be stuck in with the rest of them
Happy Scanning: you think I enjoy running scans?
Bored: yes
Happy Scanning: I have to wait for the results and analyse them, it's very simple I don't really know why I have to help.
Bored: Then why are you?
Happy Scanning: If we do find anything significant I will need to be here.
Bored: Right, so until then you will chat?
Happy Scanning: We'll see.
Bored: Trying to dodge Fieldman?
Happy Scanning: That doesn't sound like me.
Bored: I bet every time he comes your way you change to a new window to make it look like you're doing something important.
Happy Scanning: Your guessing skills are excellent
Bored: I'm right?
Happy Scanning: If that means you're right then you're right.
Bored: so, I'm right?
Happy Scanning: yes
Bored: Yes! *Doing happy dance*
Happy Scanning: I have been hearing about that from Daniel.
Bored: Next time you come over major I swear
Happy Scanning: What? You will show me this infamous happy dance
Bored: stop rolling your eyes at me!
Happy Scanning: How do you know?
Bored: I've known you too long that's how. I bet now, your smiling.
Happy Scanning: If I wasn't and I said no, you wouldn't believe me anyway.
Bored: I don't know how to answer that one
Happy Scanning: Good
Bored: Or that, stuck for conversation now.
Happy Scanning: Right
Bored: You are to, right?
Happy Scanning: Yes
Bored: So...
Happy Scanning: So...
Bored: So... Been caught yet?
Happy Scanning: I'm still talking to you... What do you think?
Bored: Can I take that question back?
Happy Scanning: No, to late now Sir
Bored: Damn, thought so.
Happy Scanning: It's not just Fieldman I'm avoiding, Johnson mainly
Bored: Who?
Happy Scanning: You wouldn't know him, he's new... has a pole so far up his... I swear if he bent over, he'd snap
Bored: :D I can see you like him already
Happy Scanning: :) He's a bit like you actually
Bored: You think I'm stuck up?
Happy Scanning: No... I meant he has your sense of humour.
Bored: I'm stuck up when I'm funny?!
Happy Scanning: Sir! You're doing this on purpose now aren't you? You can pull the cheekiness and sarcasm off.
Bored: Well thank you, It's all that charm I posses, Right?
Happy Scanning: ...Yes
Bored: You get very cheeky on here
Happy Scanning: Do I...
Bored: And sarcastic
Happy Scanning: I have spent too much time with you I think
Bored: Daniel and T spend lots of time with me too, I think you just want to blame me
Happy Scanning: I think it's because you're taking what I'm writing and making it sarcastic
Bored: It is very weird talking like this... I can't see what faces your pulling
Happy Scanning: I don't pull faces
Bored: Usually You just give me a look instead of answering, Talking like this It's hard to tell
Happy Scanning: I haven't noticed, you usually say what you're thinking so I don't have to guess
Bored: Great isn't it
Happy Scanning: hmmm
Bored: That's where you would have pulled a face! But it forces you to type something
Happy Scanning: I think you may be onto something... I did make a face
Bored: I'm right? Twice in one evening... What's wrong?
Happy Scanning: lol
Bored: So... How are you?
Happy Scanning: Slightly Annoyed
Bored: Fieldman?
Happy Scanning: You.
Bored: Me?
Happy Scanning: If you remember someone hung up on me
Bored: Come on, your still hung up on that
Happy Scanning: ...Sir...
Bored: Don't shake your head! I had to do it... Besides I didn't hang up on you, I said bye for Pete's sake!
Happy Scanning: Yes... While I was in mid sentence
Bored: I said bye!!!
Happy Scanning: Saying bye doesn't make it all right.
Bored: It does in my books
Happy Scanning: I think you should get some new books
Bored: The old ones work just fine thank you
Happy Scanning: Clearly they don't or we wouldn't be having this conversation!
Bored: I'm so glad we are having this argument when you are no where near me.
Happy Scanning: Why?
Bored: You can be quite scary when you're angry
Happy Scanning: Really?
Bored: Yes
Happy Scanning: You have never seen me angry
Bored: You have been a couple times with me but it wasn't that bad, I'm referring to when you had a go at one of lab guys last month
Happy Scanning: Ah yes... You bought me cake
Bored: :) that's right
Happy Scanning: Lack of sleep does make people very irritable
Bored: True...Why don't you try shouting at the new guy (name?) maybe he will leave?
Happy Scanning: It's Johnson, No one seems to like him, I'm sure he will transfer eventually.
Bored: Want me to give him some help?
Happy Scanning: I don't think that will be necessary
Bored: Right, What about Fieldman?
Happy Scanning: Fieldman's fine once you have learnt to ignore him
Bored: Really?
Happy Scanning: You never see him so you haven't learnt that yet
Bored: True, last time I saw him was during the whole alien in his quarter's fiasco
Happy Scanning: Ah yes that
Bored: How anyone can mistake one of our radiation suits for an alien trying to abduct them is beyond me.
Happy Scanning: I know but that's just the way he is. He lives in Paranoid City
Bored: Lives? He's the king
Happy Scanning: lol...
Bored: The report would have been funny to read though
Happy Scanning: It makes you wonder what they make of our reports
Bored: yes, and we wonder why they fear for earths safety
Happy Scanning: I've never wondered
Bored: oh yes, I forgot you know everything
Happy Scanning: I don't know everything
Bored: Just a hell of a lot more than me
Happy Scanning: Sir
Bored: Yes?
Happy Scanning: You know a lot of things I don't know
Bored: Like what?
Happy Scanning: Do you want me to make you a list?
Bored: Yes
Happy Scanning: I'm not making a list
Bored: You suggested it
Happy Scanning: I wasn't serious
Bored: I expect a list when you return
Happy Scanning: You don't want a list
Bored: I do, it can be my welcome back present
Happy Scanning: Sir I'm not making a list
Bored: Fine...
Happy Scanning: Are you ok?
Bored: I'm fine, how about you make me a list of something else?
Happy Scanning: No
Bored: A list of your favourite things about the base?
Happy Scanning: Why would you want to know that?
Bored: I don't know I just do
Happy Scanning: Right, I have to go
Bored: Why?
Happy Scanning: I need to help now
Bored: Oh ok bye
Happy Scanning: Bye
Bored: Write me a list, I will if you will?
Happy Scanning: I have to go
Bored: I'll leave you alone...
Happy Scanning: Ok
Bored: I knew that would get you
Happy Scanning: Bye
Bored: Bye, Have Fun scanning... and listing
Happy Scanning: :)
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