Date: 13-06-03 15.40.12
From: Jack O'Neill gonefishin@fastmail.net
Subject: How's it going?
To: Samantha Carter MajorC@fastmail.net
Tsk! It is now nearly 14.00 and I am yet to receive your list. What happened to you getting things done on time?
How's Daniel? Bruised I hope...
I'm feeling a little bored (my house is completely stocked up with food so I haven't got anything to do and there is nothing on T.V) Usually at this time I'd be checking up on you :D or we'd be looking at those lovely trees by now.
If you get chance, come online... I don't care what Daniel says, come online. I'll stay on while I watch TV so I'll catch you eventually!
Jack
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Chat Log Date: 13-06-03 16.21.19
Simpson's Marathon!: gonefishin@fastmail.net
Time wasting: Tmaster@fastmail.net
Time wasting: Hello
Simpson's Marathon!: Hey T! Long time no see
Time wasting: Indeed
Simpson's Marathon!: What are you doing?
Time wasting: Writing to you
Simpson's Marathon!: writing?
Time wasting: Yes
Simpson's Marathon!: Oh! Never mind, I get ya
Time wasting: I have heard you will be returning tomorrow
Simpson's Marathon!: Yes that's correct
Time wasting: I have also heard you are bored
Simpson's Marathon!: Did Sam get her email?
Time wasting: Not that I am aware
Simpson's Marathon!: Oh.... So where are you?
Time wasting: I am in Dr. Jackson's office
Simpson's Marathon!: Oh right, why?
Time wasting: Because he is looking for me
Simpson's Marathon!: Oh?
Time wasting: I wish to avoid him
Simpson's Marathon!: T, I wouldn't think the best place for you to hide from Daniel is his office!
Time wasting: If you were searching for me would you check in your office?
Simpson's Marathon!: No.... But I will now.
Time wasting: Then it is good I do not hide from you often
Simpson's Marathon!: You hide?
Time wasting: When necessary.
Simpson's Marathon!: lol, ok.
Time wasting: I am going now O'Neill
Simpson's Marathon!: ok, good luck with the hiding T
Time wasting Thank you.
Simpson's Marathon!: Bye
Time wasting: Good Bye
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Chat Log Date: 13-06-03 17.50.43
Können Sie dies lesen?: greek_tragedy@fastmail.net
Simpson's Marathon!: gonefishin@fastmail.net
Können Sie dies lesen?: Jack?
Simpson's Marathon!: Daniel?
Können Sie dies lesen?: Yes?
Simpson's Marathon!: I could just go for one of them right now.
Können Sie dies lesen?: Err... what?
Simpson's Marathon!: A Jack Daniel
Können Sie dies lesen?: Oh haha
Simpson's Marathon!: Come on Daniel liven up a bit.
Können Sie dies lesen?: Sorry I'm very tired
Simpson's Marathon!: Shouldn't you get some rest then? I want you 100% for tomorrow
Können Sie dies lesen?: Why? we will only be on Base.
Simpson's Marathon!: Yes but I still don't want a moody Daniel
Können Sie dies lesen?: Fine, I have to finish some work but I'll get an early night.
Simpson's Marathon!: Good, make sure you do
Können Sie dies lesen?: Bye
Simpson's Marathon!: Wait? Why are you going?
Können Sie dies lesen?: I have work to do
Simpson's Marathon!: Then why did you come online?
Können Sie dies lesen?: I was checking to see if I had any mail
Simpson's Marathon!: ok, I'll let you go.
Können Sie dies lesen?: Oh, thank you so much.
Simpson's Marathon!: Daniel?
Können Sie dies lesen?: Yes?
Simpson's Marathon!: PLEASE! get some sleep, I feel great sympathy for those in close contact with you
Können Sie dies lesen?: Bye Jack
Simpson's Marathon!: Bye!
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Chat Log Date: 13-06-03 17.11.32
Shoot the Archaeologist: MajorC@fastmail.net
Simpson's Marathon!: gonefishin@fastmail.net
Shoot the Archaeologist: Sir?
Simpson's Marathon!: Hey!
Shoot the Archaeologist: Hi, I've just been looking at your email.
Simpson's Marathon!: Oh really? have anything for me?
Shoot the Archaeologist: I have been very busy
Simpson's Marathon!: Tsk
Shoot the Archaeologist: You never said there was a time limit
Simpson's Marathon!: Damn! you're right
Shoot the Archaeologist: :P
Simpson's Marathon!: How about you come up with some now?
Shoot the Archaeologist: Now?
Simpson's Marathon!: Yes, now.
Shoot the Archaeologist: Um I don't know
Simpson's Marathon!: It's not that hard, 10 things you like about the base?
Shoot the Archaeologist: I still can't see why you would want to know that.
Simpson's Marathon!: You're avoiding now.
Shoot the Archaeologist: If it's so easy you go first!
Simpson's Marathon!: Ok Hmmmn....
Shoot the Archaeologist: I'm waiting...
Simpson's Marathon!: Oi!... 1. My office
Shoot the Archaeologist: lol ok, can my number one be my lab?
Simpson's Marathon!: If you like... 2. the cake!
Shoot the Archaeologist: :D 2. the Jell-O!
Simpson's Marathon!: Hey, stop copying!
Shoot the Archaeologist: I'm not, Jell-O is completely different from cake.
Simpson's Marathon!: Hmmmn 3. the chairs!
Shoot the Archaeologist: Why?
Simpson's Marathon!: They spin!
Shoot the Archaeologist: Ok.
Simpson's Marathon!: Ah I knew you wouldn't be able to think of one from that!
Shoot the Archaeologist: No I can't. How about the people?
Simpson's Marathon!: That's not really about the base.
Shoot the Archaeologist: They're in it
Simpson's Marathon!: Ok fine. 4. The walls are that lovely green colour
Shoot the Archaeologist: lol, 4. My laptop
Simpson's Marathon!: You're pushing your luck now.
Shoot the Archaeologist: :D
Simpson's Marathon!: 5. The doohickys in your lab
Shoot the Archaeologist: Oh! 5. The Doohickys in my lab!
Simpson's Marathon!: :/ stop it!
Shoot the Archaeologist: Stop what?
Simpson's Marathon!: You know perfectly well what it is you should be stopping.
Shoot the Archaeologist: lol... 6?
Simpson's Marathon!: erm 6. Daniels office - Daniel is usually located there
Shoot the Archaeologist: ;) 6. Daniel
Simpson's Marathon!: Hey! You can't do that, besides you already chose the people.
Shoot the Archaeologist: Well, I meant the people in general are nice. This is Daniel specifically.
Simpson's Marathon!: You're trending a very fine line Major
Shoot the Archaeologist: :) 7?
Simpson's Marathon!: 7. It's underground so none of those pesky windows
Shoot the Archaeologist: lol!
:Simpson's Marathon!: :D 7?
Shoot the Archaeologist: Err... well I had Daniel, Can I pick you?
Simpson's Marathon!: ;) I'll let you have that one.
Shoot the Archaeologist: I thought you would... 8?
Simpson's Marathon!: erm... It's easy to lose people in.
Shoot the Archaeologist: :) can I have that one too?
Simpson's Marathon!: ... Do you lose people in it often?
Shoot the Archaeologist: Constantly
Simpson's Marathon!: lol, I'll let you have it then.
Shoot the Archaeologist: 9?
Simpson's Marathon!: Err, this is getting hard now
Shoot the Archaeologist: You wanted to do it.
Simpson's Marathon!: Yes, so let's carry on.
Shoot the Archaeologist: Go on then, 9?
Simpson's Marathon!: :D You!
Shoot the Archaeologist: Hey!
Simpson's Marathon!: What? if you can have Daniel, and me I can pick you!
Shoot the Archaeologist: :/ fine
Simpson's Marathon!: Haha I love being right!
Shoot the Archaeologist: Well it doesn't happen very often
Simpson's Marathon!: Because I'm such a lovely person I'll let that one slide.
Shoot the Archaeologist: Lovely...
Simpson's Marathon!: :D! Your turn
Shoot the Archaeologist: Err... I don't know
Simpson's Marathon!: Come on Carter it's not that hard
Shoot the Archaeologist: it's not hard now it's my turn!
Simpson's Marathon!: Exactly! 9?
Shoot the Archaeologist: The big round thing we shouldn't really mention on this.
Simpson's Marathon!: Hahahaha! I'll let you keep that one!
Shoot the Archaeologist: :P 10?
Simpson's Marathon!: Last one! The paperwork!
Shoot the Archaeologist: No! You hate that!
Simpson's Marathon!: :D True, The elevators
Shoot the Archaeologist: No! They scare you!
Simpson's Marathon!: They do not!
Shoot the Archaeologist: Yes they do.
Simpson's Marathon!: They don't. Irritate me - yes, Scare me - no
Shoot the Archaeologist: How can you love them when they irritate you?
Simpson's Marathon!: What about Daniel?
Shoot the Archaeologist: Damn!
Simpson's Marathon!: *Dancing* I'm right, Again!
Shoot the Archaeologist: :/
Simpson's Marathon!: Your turn!
Shoot the Archaeologist: 10... The infirmary
Simpson's Marathon!: You can't love the infirmary!
Shoot the Archaeologist: Janet likes me...
Simpson's Marathon!: Hmmmn
Shoot the Archaeologist: ;) I get a pat on the head and candy
Simpson's Marathon!: :P and I get the needles, It's not fair!
Shoot the Archaeologist: Janet said you deserve it for being a pain in the ass
Simpson's Marathon!: Thanks Carter!
Shoot the Archaeologist: I'm only repeating what she told me.
Simpson's Marathon!: Right, so you don't believe it?
Shoot the Archaeologist: Err.... Janet is a very convincing woman
Simpson's Marathon!: Alright, I'll let you off.
Shoot the Archaeologist: You seem to be doing that a lot
Simpson's Marathon!: That's because I'm such a nice guy
Shoot the Archaeologist: Oh I know
Simpson's Marathon!: :P So what's with your name?
Shoot the Archaeologist: What's wrong with Sam?
Simpson's Marathon!: (A lot of things) You know what I mean
Shoot the Archaeologist: :P Shoot the archaeologist?
Simpson's Marathon!: Yes
Shoot the Archaeologist: Daniel is being a pain
Simpson's Marathon!: I told him to get some sleep
Shoot the Archaeologist: Good, hope he does, He has been in a mood all day.
Simpson's Marathon!: I feel sorry for you.
Shoot the Archaeologist: :)
Simpson's Marathon!: Where are you?
Shoot the Archaeologist: At home
Simpson's Marathon!: Really?
Shoot the Archaeologist: Yes. I thought I'd go home early and relax
Simpson's Marathon!: No work left to do?
Shoot the Archaeologist: lol, no
Simpson's Marathon!: So what are you doing besides talking to me?
Shoot the Archaeologist: Nothing, just watching a bit of TV. I don't get to watch it much.
Simpson's Marathon!: What are you watching?
Shoot the Archaeologist: Why?
Simpson's Marathon!: Not sure....
Shoot the Archaeologist: lol, Just a science programme on a discovery channel
Simpson's Marathon!: Science break-through weekend?
Shoot the Archaeologist: Wow good guess
Simpson's Marathon!: :D that's what I'm watching now
Shoot the Archaeologist: You're watching it?
Simpson's Marathon!: It's better than commercials
Shoot the Archaeologist: True, So what are you watching
Simpson's Marathon!: A show called 'Big Bass'
Shoot the Archaeologist: lol, fishing program?
Simpson's Marathon!: :P Yes
Shoot the Archaeologist: Sounds interesting
Simpson's Marathon!: Oh it is.
Shoot the Archaeologist: lol
Simpson's Marathon!: I'm not paying much attention to it though, I'm to busy talking to you
Shoot the Archaeologist: :) I'm flattered
Simpson's Marathon!: :)
Shoot the Archaeologist: I'm quite tired *yawn*
Simpson's Marathon!: Yeah me too, Make sure you get an early night.
Shoot the Archaeologist: Would now be too early?
Simpson's Marathon!: lol - yes
Shoot the Archaeologist: :) ok
Simpson's Marathon!: You eaten yet?
Shoot the Archaeologist: I picked up a something on the way home.
Simpson's Marathon!: Oh right, no home cooking then?
Shoot the Archaeologist: Not unless I want to be ill tomorrow
Simpson's Marathon!: :D never mind then
Shoot the Archaeologist: Has your show started yet?
Simpson's Marathon!: Yes, some one is measuring a fish.
Shoot the Archaeologist: ...ok
Simpson's Marathon!: :P Big fish!
Shoot the Archaeologist: Oh right.
Simpson's Marathon!: Ever wonder if aliens go fishing?
Shoot the Archaeologist: Where did that come from?
Simpson's Marathon!: There is a small man fishing, he looks very... alien-esc
Shoot the Archaeologist: lol
Simpson's Marathon!: I'm serious!
Shoot the Archaeologist: I believe you.
Simpson's Marathon!: :D
Shoot the Archaeologist: I think I may go to bed.
Simpson's Marathon!: It's not even 17.30!
Shoot the Archaeologist: I know, I'm tired!
Simpson's Marathon!: Ok, I'll see you tomorrow, have a nice sleep.
Shoot the Archaeologist: Thank you, you too.
Simpson's Marathon!: Bye!
Shoot the Archaeologist: Bye and goodnight.
Simpson's Marathon!: :)
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Date: 13-06-03 22.34.22
From: Jack O'Neill gonefishin@fastmail.net
Subject: Night!
To: Daniel Jackson greek_tragedy@fastmail.net
Hey Daniel,
Thought I'd give you a quick email before I go to bed. I hope you took my advice and are asleep now. I will give you no sympathy tomorrow if you are tired and cranky!
See you tomorrow,
Jack
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Date: 13-06-03 22.35.32
From: Jack O'Neill gonefishin@fastmail.net
Subject: Night!
To: T Murry Tmaster@fastmail.net
Hey T,
Will see you tomorrow, Hope the Hiding went well ;)
Jack
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Date: 13-06-03 22.37.32
From: Jack O'Neill gonefishin@fastmail.net
Subject: Night!
To: Samantha Carter MajorC@fastmail.net
Hey Carter,
I'm going to sleep now so I will see you tomorrow,
Hope you have a goodnight's sleep.
Jack
P.S Don't let the bed bug's bite!
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Notes: There may or may not be a sequel, Like with the Bed Ridden series it all depends on whether or not you readers think it should be continued. :)
Feedback is to writer as Dog is to man.
Also for Jamei "Ja. Ich spreche ein kleines Deutsch."
lol and they say I don't care :P
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