Explanations are on chapter 1! This chappie is about Naraku! ---------------------------------------- Meiwaku: Uh, Sara?!

Sara: What?! You are supposed to bring in the next patient! What's the hold up?!

Meiwaku: Well your next patient is Naraku... unfortunately he is trying to kill Inuyasha....

Sara: * glares at Meiwaku*

Meiwaku: Wwwhhhaaa???!!! [Why is she mad at me]

Sara: My god! You are my assistant! SO be of assistance and stop them!

Meiwaku: * eye twitches several times* You... you... wa... want... me .. tttt...oo...to go... out th...ere... there?!

Sara: Yes! I just told you to!

Meiwaku: But... but... but they are like using poison and claws! * eye twitches again* ACK!

Sara: * points to the door to the waiting room angrily* Now Meiwaku!

Meiwaku: * walks out, eye still twitching*

Sara: * waits, hears distant screaming through door*

Meiwaku: * walks in looking like hell* Here he is... * drags Naraku in*

Sara: Naraku! Get your late body on to the chair!

Naraku: Shut up mortal!

Sara: Kiss my big fat ass... ok! Now take off your shirt I have to check for back muscles. * forgot about hideous spider scar*

Naraku: * takes off shirt* Ok.... * grunts*

Sara: * see's his back* Ewwwwww!!!!! Put it on! Put it on!!! ACK!

Naraku: Ok ok! You don't have to be and ass about it!

Sara: [oh yes I do!] Ok lets move on to questions!

Naraku: * snorts*

Sara: Ok? Lemme see. Innie or outie?

Naraku: What? [what?]

Sara: Innie or outie?!

Naraku: What is an... inn..ieeee....ooouuu...ttiiiee?! * trying to say words... had a hard time because they sounded so girls and goody like*

Sara: Is your bellybutton in or out?

Naraku: Why don't you check?! Cause I have no idea what you are talking about!

Sara: * blinks in anger*

Naraku: * starts to lift shirt up*

Sara: Na na na noooo!!! NO thank YOU!

Naraku: [waaaaaa?]

Sara: Okkkk... Moving on... How many toes do you have/! This question is critical!

Naraku: Uhhh... never counted * takes shoes off and starts to count* 10! I have 10 toes! Yay!

Sara: [Normal people do... ???]

Naraku: Why the puzzled look? Should I have more toes? Less toes? I will cut some off or grow more if so!

Sara: [eye twitches] Uhhh... no!

Naraku: Ok...

Sara: OK no more questions! Pull your hair back. * gives him small pony- tail holder*

Naraku: [?] OK.

Sara: Ack! Ah ha! Your ears are un even! Your left is higher!

Naraku: That's a problem?!

Meiwaku: Can I take him to room 9?! * said eagerly*

Sara: Yes thank you.... Reasons: Some kind of un-even ear disease!

Meiwaku: * Drags him off.*

Shippou: Oh great! * sarcastic* Naraku!

Naraku: * rolls eyes*

Miroku: [ooh fun! lets torture him]

Naraku: [Hey Miroku! That's my thought!]

---------------------------------------- Hee! it wuz short oh well!

Thanks to: Kawaii Youkai Miko- for being my first reviewer and for telling me to do a bad guy next!