(Start Twenty minute Ramble)

(On the HIghwind)
Nanaki: Pickles! Pickles!!!!
Beth: What the F— (Get's tackled by Barret)
Barret: She's got the football!!!
Beth: (laying on the floor) Ugh, get off of me, and what are you talking about? Football???
Barret: (laughs like a little school girl)
Nanaki: Big greasy bowls of dripping, sloppy gopher guts, mutilated monkey meat... squashed squid eyeballs and me without my spoon!!!!!!!
Cloud: Nice.
Nanaki: Penguins eat Goldfish crackers, praise me, for I am DOG!
Aeris: (playing strip poker with Tifa) Nice.... I got a four aces...
Tifa: (naked) Uh.... float me again?
Aeris: No. Give me the implants!
Tifa: (holding her bossom) But they are REAL!
Aeris: (holds out her hand) Give them to me....
Cloud: (looks over) Is Tifa naked, with Aeris trying to steal her boobs?
Beth: no.
Nanaki: Pirate SHIP!
Barret: Nah.
Cid: MOTHER (%$)$#%$%*)(@#))(@!#(!#()@#()(*)!(@#(*)(*)@$#()*(*)$#()
Beth: What was that about?
Cid: We are running low on BEER!
Cloud: (falls to the ground, holding his head) NO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Aeris: (picking up a large pile of clothes and two water filled balloons) I am going to my room now...
Tifa: (still with her big bust) I told her they were real.
Cloud: Then what is with the....
Tifa: (giggles, then realizes she is naked)
(Several male Tifa fans appear outside the Highwind window and take pictures of her)
Beth: (laughing)
Yuffie: (Hurls) oh, wow.... that one looks like a cow....
Nanaki: My filbitz hurts my dort-nay-do-rac!
Beth: does anyone know what he is saying?
Vincent: (snoring)
Barret: Not in the least.
Cloud: (looks at a Skittle on the floor, eats it, then follows the path they make out to the Chocobo room) What the f— where are the rest of the Skittles???
Barret: (slams the door shut, locking Cloud inside)
Tidus: (appearing out of nowhere) Where are all the party people?
Rikku: Yeah! (Appears too) Par-TAY!!!
Aeris: What is going on here?
Cid: Cloud told us no party, so we locked him in the Chocobo room and we are throwing a HUGE party!
(Several Playboy bunnies walk in, right by Vincent, who is waking up)
Vincent: Am I dead? Did I atone for my sins?
Beth: (smacks Vincent) Hush, you aren't dead, and don't ogle, or I will give you a sin to really atone for!
Yuna: (walks into the cockpit) Where is the keg?
Beth: It's A KEGGER?
Cid: Of course....
Reno, Rude, Elena, Tseng, Rufus, Reeve, Palmer, Scarlet and Heidegger walk in too.
Beth: who invited the TURKS!?!?!
Reno: Hush, we are here for the girls and booze...
Rikku is dancing on a table, topless...
Beth: (sighs) This isn't happening to me....
Link: (From Legends of Zelda, the teenager one, not the young boy, walks in)
Beth: (looks at the door) WHO GOT A HOLD OF MY MAGIC DOOR????
Vincent: (whistles innocently)
The door opens again, and out walks Harry Potter, Hermione Granger, and Ron Weasley.
Beth: (Looks at them) Hi Guys, (thinks a moment) But they can't drink!
Barret: Now... it's alright, (dancing with Rikku)
Beth: (sighs and slaps herself on the face)
Draco walks through the door, with Crabbe and Goyle.
Beth: (sighs) This isn't good....
The door opens again, Bart and Homer Simpson walk in
Bart: Party on dude!
Vincent: What? Those playboy bunnies are keeping Harry and Ron very busy over there!
Beth: (gasps) NO LAP DANCES FOR THE FIFTEEN YEAR OLDS!
Harry: I thank you, but I am sixteen!
Beth: Sorry Harry, love you, really do! (Trying to hold the door shut)
The door opens again and smashes Beth, this time Neo, Trinity and Morpheus walk in.
Beth: Okay, now this party is getting cool.... maybe....
Neo: AH! Beer....
Beth: (grumbles then turns to Trinity) May I have your autograph?
The door opens again.
Beth: (turns and looks)
Cloud: (standing there, in the mist of the crowd) There is no time for a party, we need to get on with the miss— HEY! Is that Rikku dancing naked on the table over here?
Beth: (sighs) This is going to be one big party.
Bart: Don't have a cow man!

(End Twenty Minute Ramble)