A/N: Me no own, you no sue. I was just bored! Killing time! (Time screams in the background) Uh… just read!

(Beginning thirty minute long ramble)
(This is what I do when I have an half hour of time to kill and can't sleep)

Beth: (grabbing her head) Anyone catch the number of that bus that hit me?
Vincent: (picking her up) Oh, hush.... you just didn't move away from the tiny Bronco again... you should watch out for that damn thing.
Yuffie: (humming) I love him, yes I do.... I love him more than you!
Beth: (glares at Yuffie, holding her metal claw up, her sword in the other) what are we singing about?
Yuffie: (gulps and hides behind Barret) Nothing!!!
Beth: (grumbles) Aeris... start a campfire... It's getting dark.
Aeris: Why do I have to do everything around here?
Beth: Because I am the one with the keyboard and I can make you die!
Aeris: Can not!
Beth: Can too!
Aeris: Can not!
Beth: Can too!
Aeris: Can not, can not!!!
Beth: Can too!
Aeris: CAN NOT!
Beth: I will prove it!
Aeris: I don't believe you!
(Suddenly the whole group is in the Ancient City, Aeris is praying at the altar; Cloud runs up to her, just as Sephiroth slices her down the middle)
Beth: (To Aeris) Told you!
Aeris: Fuck you! (Dies)
Cloud: (holds her up) You killed her....
(The group returns to the campsite, minus Aeris)
Yuffie: where is Aeris?
Beth: I don't know.... (hums)
Cloud: Can't we please make this an Aeris Resurrection Fic?
Beth: No.
Tifa: No.
Nanaki: (starting the fire with his tail) I like Corn Flakes in the morning!
Barret: (glares at the crazy Dog) You have been acting funny lately!
Beth: That's because one of the wolves that we fought put him under confusion... he has been confused for weeks.
Nanaki: I have an announcement to make! A-HEM!! I LIKE WAFFLES!
(A/N: I like Waffles, I like them a lot, they don't have to be buttered or even be hot, if you ask me if I like waffles, my answer will be YUP! Waffles isn't my breakfast you see, Waffles is my pup! (I have a dog named Waffles!))
Tifa: Some announcement...
Nanaki: (Donkey) This is going to be great, we can stay up late, swapping manly stories and in the morning.... I'm making Waffles!
Barret: (grumbles) I can't take this anymore! (Beats up Nanaki)
Nanaki: Don' be ya playa' hater yo!!!
Barret: (beats him harder)
Beth: (looking around the camp) Where is Cait Sith?
Tifa: The moogle got destroyed in the fifteen minute ramble and Reeve hasn't made a new one yet!
Vincent: (out of nowhere) I am horny.
Beth: We know... we know...............wait a sec................
Cid: (puts two cigs up on his mouth like fangs) I am the dreaded Count Smoke-U-Lot! I give you lung cancer and then I suck your blood!
Yuffie: (laughs, falls into fire)
Beth: (laughing)
Yuffie: (screams and runs off into the forest)
Barret: Getting rid of Characters you don't like tastefully, eh, Beth?
Beth: (giggles and nods)
Barret: (disappears)
Tifa: Where the fu—
Cloud: don't say it.
Cid: (laughing, swallows his cigarette)
Nanaki: Dinner was STEWED MONKEY BALLS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Cid: (blowing smoke out of his ears)
Cloud: Dinner was WHAT?? (Runs off to a nearby tree and hurls)
Tifa: watch out for sku–
Cloud: (screams like a girl)
Tifa: Skunks...
Cloud: GOD! That smells worse than Tifa after no shower for a few days! GROSS!
Beth: (laughing)
Cid: (hiccups) HEY! Your burning the hot dogs!
Nanaki: Rub Mustard onto My Big fat hairy–
Beth: STOP IT!
Nanaki: (sits quietly)
Vincent: (looks around) where did the big black man and hyperactive teenager go?
Beth: They went.... poof?
Vincent: And where is that damned cat?
Beth: Using up three of his lives.... I hope.
Tifa: You really, really don't like Cait at all, do you?
Beth: Nope, didn't even use him in the game!
Cait: (was walking back to meet the group, sobs and runs away)
Tifa: that was mean!
Beth: What? I do like you all.... (glances at Vincent) Just some more than others....
Vincent: (coldly) thank you, I feel so wanted.
Beth: Your welcome....Luv Bunny
Cloud: (laughs)
Cid: (laughs)
Vincent: I TOLD YOU NOT TO CALL ME THAT OUTSIDE OF THE BEDROO– err.... uh, heh..... heh......
Beth: Point for me!
Vincent: Okay, you get a point for that....
Cid: (looks at them) what the f–?
Beth: Let's keep profanities down to a mininum in this fan fiction, k?
Tifa: Don't see why not. It's always rated R!
Beth: FINE! Just for that, the next fan fiction is going to be rated G! For Good!
Cid: No! Beth, you wouldn't censor me That much would you?
Beth: Who said that YOU get to be in it? It will be Tifa.
Tifa: (squeaks) ME??
Beth: yes, just you!
Tifa: what a stupid........... (Mouthing words)
Nanaki: (laughing) That is good!
Tifa: (angry)................
Vincent: Now she knows how I feel......
Beth: (sighs) Tifa...
Tifa: .........?
Beth: (points up) Look up!
Tifa: (screams)
Barret, Cait Sith and Yuffie all fall on her, a popping noise is heard.
Tifa: (covering her chest) Oh no! Now look what you have done, you have gone a popped my multi million dollar implants!
Aeris: (appears) HA! I KNEW THAT THEY WERE FAKE!!!!
Tifa: they are as real as the nose on your face! (Flicks Aeris' nose)
Aeris: (nose falls off) I had a nose job!
Tifa and Aeris: (Run off crying)
Cloud: Great, now who is going to lay me tonight?
Yuffie: Hum?? Yoo hoo!
Vincent: He asked for it.... (evil grin)

(End Thirty Minute ramble)