(Begin pointless five minute ramble)

Red: (running after Cait) Giant Twinkie riding steak TAR TAR!!!
Cloud: what is that dog up to?
Tifa: (whistles) here boy!
Red: (starts to pant and paddles over to Tifa) Woof?
Tifa: (hands him a doggy toy)
Red: Woof!!! (happy bark, he takes the toy outside and plays with it)
Cait: What is Steak tartar?
Cloud: (shrugs)
Sephiroth: (banging his head on the metal bars of his cage) LET ME OUT!
Cloud: Sure....
Tifa: Oh no.
Beth: (covers her head with Vinny's cape, trying to sleep)
Vincent: (snuggles closer to Beth) This can't be good.
Cloud: (takes Sephiroth's cage outside and dumps it over the edge of the Highwind, leaving Sephiroth to hang onto the door that swung open.
Sephiroth: (screams) OKAY! THE CAGE WAS BETTER! THE CAGE WAS BETTER
Cloud: (walks in, with the cage) Time for his medication....
Beth: (loads up Barret's arm gun) Ready....
Red and Cid: (pull Sephy's pants down and bend him towards the gun)
Sephiroth: This is so humiliating....
Beth: Aim....
Barret: (Aims)
Sephiroth: (closes his eyes)
Beth: FIRE!
Thirty something needles worth of sedatives and narcotics are shot at Sephiroth's butt.
Sephiroth: (Screeched in pain) ............Mommy, I want the puppy in the window! (Falls over, out cold.)
Beth: That should keep him quiet for at least....
Sephiroth: That hurt! (Suddenly awake, and fine)
Beth: Ten seconds....

(End Five Minute Ramble)