2. Blackmail and the stone couch.
Sighing Bulma sat down on a chair and stared at the door, who could she take to the opening of ChiChi her restaurant? Yamcha wouldn't be an option, Bulma didn't want to see him for a least a year! Suddenly Bulma yawned and got up from the stair, she would take a short nap and after that she would decide. With her eyes half shut Bulma stumbled to the couch and flopped down hitting something that felt like a brick. "Ouch!" Bulma cried and looked at the couch.
She looked down to see what was lying on the couch and screamed, jumping of the couch. "Stop screaming woman!" the 'couch' said while he got up and looked at Bulma scowling. "What are you doing on the couch! Why aren't you training or something!" Bulma yelled and Vegeta slowly got up. "I'm having a break stupid woman use you tiny brain! I can't train day and night! I need some rest, but with you jumping on me I can't get it!" he yelled back.
"What the fuck are you complaining about! It probably did more harm to me then you! And why aren't you sleeping in you bed , like normal people do you idiot!" Bulma screamed, not getting very red in the face. Vegeta now adopted a murderous look and took a step forward "Be careful with what you say woman, I could kill you and you'll never know it happened."
They shot daggers at each other and just when Bulma opened her mouth to say something a voice rang "Hello lovebirds, having a little rendez vous? Don't worry I won't disturb, I'm going to cook. Bye bye." Bulma and Vegeta looked at her in amazement, and Vegeta mumbled "That woman is so dense."
Bulma sighed and looked at Vegeta I have a proposal for you." she said sudden and Vegeta looked at her with his eyebrows raised. A proposal?" he asked on his guard and Bulma nodded taking a seat on the couch. "What kind of proposal?" Vegeta asked and crossed his arms.
"As you know is n next week the opening of ChiChi's first restaurant and I must bring a date to the opening". Bulma started to tell carefully, without looking at Vegeta. "Why don't you take along that idiot boyfriend of yours then?" Vegeta asked irritated, this was nothing that concerned him. "Well, Yamcha and me kind of broke up a hour ago, so obvious I can't go with him. So I was thinking, maybe we could go together. Just think of it, all you can eat buffet and I'll make the necessary updates to the GR." Bulma said in a sugar coated voice and Vegeta seemed to think about it. Slowly Bulma got up from the couch, "Just think about it." she said with a soft tone, but Vegeta nevertheless heard it. Just before Bulma stepped into the kitchen she said: But if you say no I tell everyone that I saw you naked and that you have a small one, if you know what I mean."
"What!" Vegeta roared as Bulma ran into the kitchen to help her mother and to get away from Vegeta, who was about to blow up,…