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THE KIDNAP (dundundundunnnnnn!!!!!!)
Disclaimers: I don't own Ultra Maniac and Disney and Pixar's Finding Nemo 'coz my brains' too stupid and small that I couldn't think or make up something as big as those
Warnings: splitting tracks, stupid monsters with stupid names that are covered with fruit goo, stupid attacks that are named stupidly
A/N: the plot is not really from Finding Nemo but the title is! That's the ONLY reason why I placed Pixar and Disney in the disclaimers part! Hehehe...
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CHAPTER II: Finding Ayu
"I said HURRY UP!!!!!!!!!!!" Kaji yelled at Nina, Tsujiai and Yuta for the sixth time now. The **cute** couple [1] and Yuta stormed down the stairs, bringing one mountain bag each. When they reached the bottom, Kaji was already outside. "I SAID HURRY UUUUUUPPPPPPPPPPP!!!!!!!!!" Kaji roared, shaking the whole lot. "I think Kaji-kun recorded that line." Nina whispered to Tsujiai and Yuta.
Kaji ran as fast as he could towards the mountains and hills that are filled with trees, so it's like a forest......... Anyway, when Tsujiai caught up with him, Tsujiai asked "Why are you such in a hurry?"
"If Nina was kidnapped, you'll know exactly how I feel!" Kaji replied, then ran faster. Nina caught up with Tsujiai. "What did he say?" she asked. Tsujiai shrugged. "He's so in love with Ayu."
Kaji ran SOOOOOOOOO fast that his legs and feet were turning like wheels. He had angry, furious, mad, and all those sort of expressions in his face. He followed the tracks left by the kidnapper (the car was left)......... Until he came past a tree which the trail split, going both ways around the tree. 'It doesn't matter,' he thought furiously, speeding up. 'A little tree wont hurt me!!!!' So, like a bulldozer, he ran it down. But the tree just bended, meaning it was made of rubber! When Kaji passed it, it stood up straight as it was, but fruits went flying around and hit the faces of the sleeping monsters of the forest......... or mountain, whatever.
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The leader of the monsters woke up just as a fruit hit him and splattered all over his face. "QQQQUUUUUAAAAAACCCCKKKKKK!!!!!!!!!!!!" he roared. Immediately, Quack, the advisor or what of the king woke up. "Y-yes, K-King G-Gribbet?" he stammered, obviously still sleepy. But when he saw the king's face, he had to fight down a laugh.
"WHO DID THIS TO ME?!?!" he yelled, pointing at his face. "TELL ME WHO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" Quack got his binoculars and looked all around the forest-mountain thingy. ".........It's a crazy boy who resembles a bulldozer, sir." He said as his eyes – or binoculars – saw Kaji running like the crazy he's always been, splitting trees or whatsoever on his way into two.
King Gribbet smiled his nasty and VERY DISGUSTING because of the fruit goo smile. "Well, he's just a little boy, right?" Quack then saw Tsujiai, Nina and Yuta following Kaji's tracks, but not COMPLETELY following his, uh, movement and all those sorts of things. "He has company. Two boys and a girl who're not so crazy." His "eewww" smile widened. "Very well! Send out 500 soldiers!" 'Woah! He's really angry, sending 500 soldiers just to attack 3 puny little boys and 1 puny little girl.' Quack thought as he followed the king's order.
When the four arrived the top, Kaji got ready to dodge down just when the 500 monsters blocked their way. "GET-OUT-OF-THE-WAY!!!" Kaji roared, but instead, the monsters went near him – I mean them. So, Kaji being impatient, furious, mad, angry and all those stuffs, charged towards them – I mean the monsters. He ran them down exactly just like a bulldozer that he flattened and knocked down almost half of them. The others fled, frightened and scared of Kaji. Yuta turned to face Kaji, grinning. "Woah, that was so totally freakin' awesome! How did you – KAJI!!!!!!!!!"
Too late, Kaji was already rolling down – literally. Tsujiai, Nina and Yuta went after him, but not following his BREAKING example. When the three hit final flat, Kaji was **re-attaching** his bones to its right places.
"Kaji, why-ow-did you-ow-roll-ow-down?" Nina asked, flinching and saying "ow" every time Kaji's bones click or something like that. Kaji first re- attached his bones before answering.
"'Coz I'm in a hurry, that's why." Kaji then got ready to run and be like a bulldozer again, and the three exchanged worried looks. But then, Quack and King Gribbet arrived. The two humans and two magicians who were-no- ARE abnormal had to fight down a laugh.
Fruit thingy were splattered all over King Gribbet's face and half of a fruit was still stuck on his forehead. Quack meanwhile looked funny and yellow-orangey even though not a single fruit had hit him.
King Gribbet, a green, toad-like something, went near the four. "That was good, bulldozer-man. I didn't think you would survive the, er, roll." Kaji smirked. "Hn. For your information, I have a name."
"His name is King Gribbet, crazy, bulldozer-person." Quack said. Tsujiai rolled his eyes as Kaji snorted. "He said he had a name, not what's his name. Honestly, you need to clean your ears."
"Oh!" Quack and Nina said together. Tsujiai looked at Nina with surprised eyes or whatever. Nina blushed slightly. "Sorry, I also didn't hear right."
"Anyway," King Gribbet interrupted, sounding slightly – I mean VERY annoyed. "What do you call yourselves, humans?" .........There was a moment of silence. Finally, they replied.
"Tetsushi."
"Hiroki."
"Sakura."
"Kirishima."
King Gribbet laughed, obviously not believing them. "Yeah, yeah. And I'm the queen of England." He joked. "But who cares on what we call you? You're gonna die anyhow." Kaji snorted. "Really?"
Then, they fought. It was reeeeeeally stupid, especially the names of King Gribbet's attacks: 'Hopscotch', 'Toad Kick' and 'Hop & Kick'......... and they all looked the same. All Kaji had to do was evade it.
"How the hell are you gonna defeat me with three attacks that still looks the same?" Kaji asked as he evaded AGAIN King Gribbet's attack. "Don't EVER underestimate the power of the king of the forest!! JUMP ATTACK!!" he jumped......... and attacked Kaji in the same manner as the three other attacks.
Meanwhile, Quack, Nina, Tsujiai and Yuta were watching King Gribbet and Kaji fight. Tsujiai shook his head. "No way King whatshisname's gonna defeat Kaji like that." Nina nodded in agreement. "C'mon, let's go, you guys." And with that, they walked away.
"Bye, humans!" the two, uh, thingies who were fighting heard Quack shout. King Gribbet hopped towards Quack. "QUACK, WHY DID YOU LET THEM JUST WALK AWAY?!?!!!" just then, Kaji went near them. "Hey, I gotta go. See ya, king." King Gribbet just nodded. Kaji then ran after the three humans who went ahead. Suddenly, the king went bug-eyed. "HEY, COME BACK HERE!!!!!" but too late, they were nowhere in sight.
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A/N: at last, I'm done!!! Hmm......... I wonder when I can write chap 3......... well, WHATEVER!!!
Okies, some clarifications:
[1] cute couple = I got this from my 'Heero's Stupid Mix-up' fic. I like it, that's all! It's so......... cute!!!
Oh, and yeah, if your wondering why Yuta and Nina didn't use magic, its because Kaji still didn't know!! Now I'm confused...
THE KIDNAP (dundundundunnnnnn!!!!!!)
Disclaimers: I don't own Ultra Maniac and Disney and Pixar's Finding Nemo 'coz my brains' too stupid and small that I couldn't think or make up something as big as those
Warnings: splitting tracks, stupid monsters with stupid names that are covered with fruit goo, stupid attacks that are named stupidly
A/N: the plot is not really from Finding Nemo but the title is! That's the ONLY reason why I placed Pixar and Disney in the disclaimers part! Hehehe...
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CHAPTER II: Finding Ayu
"I said HURRY UP!!!!!!!!!!!" Kaji yelled at Nina, Tsujiai and Yuta for the sixth time now. The **cute** couple [1] and Yuta stormed down the stairs, bringing one mountain bag each. When they reached the bottom, Kaji was already outside. "I SAID HURRY UUUUUUPPPPPPPPPPP!!!!!!!!!" Kaji roared, shaking the whole lot. "I think Kaji-kun recorded that line." Nina whispered to Tsujiai and Yuta.
Kaji ran as fast as he could towards the mountains and hills that are filled with trees, so it's like a forest......... Anyway, when Tsujiai caught up with him, Tsujiai asked "Why are you such in a hurry?"
"If Nina was kidnapped, you'll know exactly how I feel!" Kaji replied, then ran faster. Nina caught up with Tsujiai. "What did he say?" she asked. Tsujiai shrugged. "He's so in love with Ayu."
Kaji ran SOOOOOOOOO fast that his legs and feet were turning like wheels. He had angry, furious, mad, and all those sort of expressions in his face. He followed the tracks left by the kidnapper (the car was left)......... Until he came past a tree which the trail split, going both ways around the tree. 'It doesn't matter,' he thought furiously, speeding up. 'A little tree wont hurt me!!!!' So, like a bulldozer, he ran it down. But the tree just bended, meaning it was made of rubber! When Kaji passed it, it stood up straight as it was, but fruits went flying around and hit the faces of the sleeping monsters of the forest......... or mountain, whatever.
*//*\\*
The leader of the monsters woke up just as a fruit hit him and splattered all over his face. "QQQQUUUUUAAAAAACCCCKKKKKK!!!!!!!!!!!!" he roared. Immediately, Quack, the advisor or what of the king woke up. "Y-yes, K-King G-Gribbet?" he stammered, obviously still sleepy. But when he saw the king's face, he had to fight down a laugh.
"WHO DID THIS TO ME?!?!" he yelled, pointing at his face. "TELL ME WHO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" Quack got his binoculars and looked all around the forest-mountain thingy. ".........It's a crazy boy who resembles a bulldozer, sir." He said as his eyes – or binoculars – saw Kaji running like the crazy he's always been, splitting trees or whatsoever on his way into two.
King Gribbet smiled his nasty and VERY DISGUSTING because of the fruit goo smile. "Well, he's just a little boy, right?" Quack then saw Tsujiai, Nina and Yuta following Kaji's tracks, but not COMPLETELY following his, uh, movement and all those sorts of things. "He has company. Two boys and a girl who're not so crazy." His "eewww" smile widened. "Very well! Send out 500 soldiers!" 'Woah! He's really angry, sending 500 soldiers just to attack 3 puny little boys and 1 puny little girl.' Quack thought as he followed the king's order.
When the four arrived the top, Kaji got ready to dodge down just when the 500 monsters blocked their way. "GET-OUT-OF-THE-WAY!!!" Kaji roared, but instead, the monsters went near him – I mean them. So, Kaji being impatient, furious, mad, angry and all those stuffs, charged towards them – I mean the monsters. He ran them down exactly just like a bulldozer that he flattened and knocked down almost half of them. The others fled, frightened and scared of Kaji. Yuta turned to face Kaji, grinning. "Woah, that was so totally freakin' awesome! How did you – KAJI!!!!!!!!!"
Too late, Kaji was already rolling down – literally. Tsujiai, Nina and Yuta went after him, but not following his BREAKING example. When the three hit final flat, Kaji was **re-attaching** his bones to its right places.
"Kaji, why-ow-did you-ow-roll-ow-down?" Nina asked, flinching and saying "ow" every time Kaji's bones click or something like that. Kaji first re- attached his bones before answering.
"'Coz I'm in a hurry, that's why." Kaji then got ready to run and be like a bulldozer again, and the three exchanged worried looks. But then, Quack and King Gribbet arrived. The two humans and two magicians who were-no- ARE abnormal had to fight down a laugh.
Fruit thingy were splattered all over King Gribbet's face and half of a fruit was still stuck on his forehead. Quack meanwhile looked funny and yellow-orangey even though not a single fruit had hit him.
King Gribbet, a green, toad-like something, went near the four. "That was good, bulldozer-man. I didn't think you would survive the, er, roll." Kaji smirked. "Hn. For your information, I have a name."
"His name is King Gribbet, crazy, bulldozer-person." Quack said. Tsujiai rolled his eyes as Kaji snorted. "He said he had a name, not what's his name. Honestly, you need to clean your ears."
"Oh!" Quack and Nina said together. Tsujiai looked at Nina with surprised eyes or whatever. Nina blushed slightly. "Sorry, I also didn't hear right."
"Anyway," King Gribbet interrupted, sounding slightly – I mean VERY annoyed. "What do you call yourselves, humans?" .........There was a moment of silence. Finally, they replied.
"Tetsushi."
"Hiroki."
"Sakura."
"Kirishima."
King Gribbet laughed, obviously not believing them. "Yeah, yeah. And I'm the queen of England." He joked. "But who cares on what we call you? You're gonna die anyhow." Kaji snorted. "Really?"
Then, they fought. It was reeeeeeally stupid, especially the names of King Gribbet's attacks: 'Hopscotch', 'Toad Kick' and 'Hop & Kick'......... and they all looked the same. All Kaji had to do was evade it.
"How the hell are you gonna defeat me with three attacks that still looks the same?" Kaji asked as he evaded AGAIN King Gribbet's attack. "Don't EVER underestimate the power of the king of the forest!! JUMP ATTACK!!" he jumped......... and attacked Kaji in the same manner as the three other attacks.
Meanwhile, Quack, Nina, Tsujiai and Yuta were watching King Gribbet and Kaji fight. Tsujiai shook his head. "No way King whatshisname's gonna defeat Kaji like that." Nina nodded in agreement. "C'mon, let's go, you guys." And with that, they walked away.
"Bye, humans!" the two, uh, thingies who were fighting heard Quack shout. King Gribbet hopped towards Quack. "QUACK, WHY DID YOU LET THEM JUST WALK AWAY?!?!!!" just then, Kaji went near them. "Hey, I gotta go. See ya, king." King Gribbet just nodded. Kaji then ran after the three humans who went ahead. Suddenly, the king went bug-eyed. "HEY, COME BACK HERE!!!!!" but too late, they were nowhere in sight.
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A/N: at last, I'm done!!! Hmm......... I wonder when I can write chap 3......... well, WHATEVER!!!
Okies, some clarifications:
[1] cute couple = I got this from my 'Heero's Stupid Mix-up' fic. I like it, that's all! It's so......... cute!!!
Oh, and yeah, if your wondering why Yuta and Nina didn't use magic, its because Kaji still didn't know!! Now I'm confused...