Moony, Padfoot, and Prongs were running to Transfiguration because they
were late one Tuesday morning.
"Where the hell is Peter?" James asked.
"I don't know, but we are so late that we could get a weeks worth of detention," Remus replied. After he said this, they all ran faster.
"Finally! God dammit!" Sirius said when they arrived.
"Potter, Lupin, Black! Where were you three? One week of detention each!" Professor McGonagall yelled.
"Told you." Remus muttered.
"Where's Pettigrew?" the angry professor asked.
"We don't know. We haven't seen him for two days!" James said
"He disappeared!" Sirius joked. "AND we hope he never comes back!"
"That's enough!" McGonagall said. "Now today we will be transforming cats into mirrors," she continued. So they transformed the cats and untransformed them. They also took notes until class was over.
"Where IS PETER?" Remus asked later on.
"Let's ask Dumbledore! Maybe he'll know!" James replied.
"Why don't we just check the map first?" Sirius suggested. So James pulled out his wand and the marauders map and said,
"I solemnly swear I am up to no good." The invisible map suddenly turned visible. It said that Peter Pettigrew was in the kitchens.
"That fat ass. Why the fuck would he be in the kitchen for two damn days?" James said.
"He's depressed!" Sirius blurted out. James smirked at Sirius. Remus, however, was more concerned about his best friend.
"Moony! Where are you heading?" Sirius yelled.
"I'm going to check on Peter!" replied Remus. James and Sirius decided to go with him. They got to the portrait and tickled the pear. Then it swung open and the marauders walked in. Sirius was the first to see Peter.
He was so fat, he was a round ball and no longer had arms. The elves started to refuse to give him more food and were kicking him and saying,
"Master is so fat! Master has no arms! No more food! N more food! We has no more tea and cakes! We has no more food! Hogwarts will die and starve because you eats all our food!"
"Pathetic," Sirius said laughing.
"PETER!!" Lupin yelled, "WHAT THE BLOOD HELL IS WRONG WITH YOU!?" Peter wouldn't answer.
The house elves continued to yell "NO MORE FOOD" and "YOU IS TOO FAT" and "DOOM ON YOU! HOGWARTS WILL DIE!"
IT was so loud that Africa could hear the noise. Moments later, Dumbledore stormed in.
"SHUT UP! What is happening here?"
"Master" a little house elf replied, "Master eats all the food! Hogwarts will DIE!" Very surprisingly, Dumbledore was smirking at Peter because of his enormous size.
His smirk turned to a s giggle, his giggle turned into a chuckle, his chuckle turned into a laugh, his laugh turned into a roar.
Now Dumbledore fell to the ground. As he was rolling and laughing tears fell form Peter's eyes. But Dumbledore didn't care. All he said was now was,
"Does some one need to go on a diet?" After he said that he left.
"Peter... what's wrong?" James asked.
"Why did you eat so much, mate?" Sirius asked.
"I d-don't k-know. I came down here and couldn't control myself. It tasted too good." Sobbed Peter.
"Well let's get you out of here." Sirius laughed. So they rolled peter out of the kitchens and up to the Gryffindor common room. Peter couldn't fit into the door to the dormitory so he slept in the common room. Before James, Sirius, and Remus went to bed, they made a diet plan for Peter. Peter followed it very carefully. And so ends the days of the Peter ball.
THE END!! MY FIRST HUMOR FIC! IT"S GAY BUT I HOPE YOU LIKE IT!
"Where the hell is Peter?" James asked.
"I don't know, but we are so late that we could get a weeks worth of detention," Remus replied. After he said this, they all ran faster.
"Finally! God dammit!" Sirius said when they arrived.
"Potter, Lupin, Black! Where were you three? One week of detention each!" Professor McGonagall yelled.
"Told you." Remus muttered.
"Where's Pettigrew?" the angry professor asked.
"We don't know. We haven't seen him for two days!" James said
"He disappeared!" Sirius joked. "AND we hope he never comes back!"
"That's enough!" McGonagall said. "Now today we will be transforming cats into mirrors," she continued. So they transformed the cats and untransformed them. They also took notes until class was over.
"Where IS PETER?" Remus asked later on.
"Let's ask Dumbledore! Maybe he'll know!" James replied.
"Why don't we just check the map first?" Sirius suggested. So James pulled out his wand and the marauders map and said,
"I solemnly swear I am up to no good." The invisible map suddenly turned visible. It said that Peter Pettigrew was in the kitchens.
"That fat ass. Why the fuck would he be in the kitchen for two damn days?" James said.
"He's depressed!" Sirius blurted out. James smirked at Sirius. Remus, however, was more concerned about his best friend.
"Moony! Where are you heading?" Sirius yelled.
"I'm going to check on Peter!" replied Remus. James and Sirius decided to go with him. They got to the portrait and tickled the pear. Then it swung open and the marauders walked in. Sirius was the first to see Peter.
He was so fat, he was a round ball and no longer had arms. The elves started to refuse to give him more food and were kicking him and saying,
"Master is so fat! Master has no arms! No more food! N more food! We has no more tea and cakes! We has no more food! Hogwarts will die and starve because you eats all our food!"
"Pathetic," Sirius said laughing.
"PETER!!" Lupin yelled, "WHAT THE BLOOD HELL IS WRONG WITH YOU!?" Peter wouldn't answer.
The house elves continued to yell "NO MORE FOOD" and "YOU IS TOO FAT" and "DOOM ON YOU! HOGWARTS WILL DIE!"
IT was so loud that Africa could hear the noise. Moments later, Dumbledore stormed in.
"SHUT UP! What is happening here?"
"Master" a little house elf replied, "Master eats all the food! Hogwarts will DIE!" Very surprisingly, Dumbledore was smirking at Peter because of his enormous size.
His smirk turned to a s giggle, his giggle turned into a chuckle, his chuckle turned into a laugh, his laugh turned into a roar.
Now Dumbledore fell to the ground. As he was rolling and laughing tears fell form Peter's eyes. But Dumbledore didn't care. All he said was now was,
"Does some one need to go on a diet?" After he said that he left.
"Peter... what's wrong?" James asked.
"Why did you eat so much, mate?" Sirius asked.
"I d-don't k-know. I came down here and couldn't control myself. It tasted too good." Sobbed Peter.
"Well let's get you out of here." Sirius laughed. So they rolled peter out of the kitchens and up to the Gryffindor common room. Peter couldn't fit into the door to the dormitory so he slept in the common room. Before James, Sirius, and Remus went to bed, they made a diet plan for Peter. Peter followed it very carefully. And so ends the days of the Peter ball.
THE END!! MY FIRST HUMOR FIC! IT"S GAY BUT I HOPE YOU LIKE IT!