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THE KIDNAP (dundundundunnnnnn!!!!!!!!!!)
Disclaimers: I don't own Ultra Maniac, isn't it obvious?
Warnings: too many pictures of Sebastian... man, that guy must love himself so much... well, as well as his love... hmm, wonder who could his love be???
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CHAPTER IV: INSIDE SEBASTIAN'S CASTLE
As the four people, aliens, whatever, entered Sebastian's castle, a robot- like voice (which still awfully sounds like Sebastian) said, "Welcome! To Sebastian's castle!"
They walked on, looking around. There wasn't much to see... on the count that every wall of the castle was literally filled with Sebastian's pictures... each with a different pose.
Nina was amazed; she was also wondering how many times Sebastian had his picture taken, but Tsujiai felt like he was going to puke.
'What's up with this guy?' he thought. 'And why did he kidnap Ayu in the first place?'
Kaji, too, wasn't feeling well. "Man, this castle's giving me the creeps. What's with the Sebastian picture-filled castle?"
They walked on and on and on... Nina was looking at the pictures and following Sebastian's poses, Tsujiai was holding his stomach and mouth, Kaji was deep in thought, and Yuta... well, no comment.
Suddenly...
Kaji went near one of Sebastian's pictures and shook it feverishly... or should I say he strangled the picture, as if it was really Sebastian. "WHY?!?!!" he yelled. "Why the heck did you kidnap MY Ayu?!" the other three sweat dropped.
Then, suddenly... SWOOSH!!!!
Kaji stopped shaking... er, strangling the picture when an arrow hit the wall, narrowly missing him by an inch. All were beady eyed... Then...
A swarm of arrows were flying everywhere, all over the place!!!! They ran...
"What the heck did you just do, Kaji?!" Yuta shouted.
"I don't know!!!!" Kaji yelled back.
Then, they came to a split road.
"What now?!" Tsujiai asked.
"Let's split up," Kaji suggested. "You and Nina to the left, Yuta and I to the right!! GO!!!" and they split up. The arrows weren't able to follow them... 'Coz they're arrows and arrows don't have brains so they cant turn left or right... just straight ahead...
Anyway, Tsujiai and Nina were catching their breaths.
"What was Kaji thinking?" Tsujiai panted. "He already knew that the stupid owner of this stupid castle is now our stupid enemy, so there should be stupid bobby traps!! Stupid..."
When they caught enough breaths, they walked on... The walls were still filled with Sebastian's pictures (Tsujiai was now feeling dizzy...) but there was one picture in a gold frame that obviously wasn't Sebastian. Well, for starters, it was a girl. She was kinda pretty, and she has orange hair and blue eyes.
"Who's she?" Nina asked as she reached her hand out to touch the picture... when...
"NO!" Tsujiai yelled, catching her hand just in time. "Don't touch it!"
"Why?" Nina asked with her innocent eyes looking curiously and intently at Tsujiai.
"Do you want what happened a while ago when Kaji strangled Sebastian's picture and arrows shot everywhere to happen again?" he asked. Nina shook her head. 'But I wasn't gonna strangle it...' Nina thought as they went on.
At the end of the corridor road thingy they met up with Kaji and Yuta. Tsujiai, however, wasn't looking well.
"Man, Sebastian's pictures are REALLY making me sick... I think I'm gonna -- " too late, he puked. Nina looked at him with a revolted look on her face. "Eeeww!!" was all she could say.
Then they were now facing a VERY BIG door... with Sebastian's face painted in it. Tsujiai puked again. Then... it opened... revealing Ayu tied on a cross and Sebastian looking at them with his very evil eyes!!
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"Well, well, well! At last Ayu's rescue party arrives!!!" Sebastian said with a nasty smile on his face. Tsujiai puked again.
"No puking inside my castle!!" he yelled at Tsujiai.
"What did you do to MY Ayu?!?!!" Kaji demanded.
"Nothing... yet. But after I defeat you guys, I will --" but Kaji charged already. Unfortunately, Sebastian just pushed him away.
"WAKEKEKEKEK!!!!!! How are you going to defeat me with only that?" he yelled.
"Nobody does that to my best friend!!!!!!" Tsujiai yelled, and he too charged towards Sebastian... but he too was pushed away.
"TSUJIAI-KUUUUNNNNN!!!!!!!" Nina yelled as she ran towards her boyfriend. (Corny...) "Are you alright?"
"N-not really..." Tsujiai whispered. "I puked, charged, and got attacked... I think I'm gonna..." but he couldn't finish his sentence as his eyes closed, meaning he fainted.
Tears streamed down Nina's face. She then quickly wiped it and turned to face Sebastian. "You're gonna pay." And with that, she attacked him with her magic. They fought.
Yuta went near Tsujiai and said, "Woah, man! Nina really loves you!! Look what your fainting act caused her to do!!! I bet I don't have to do anything 'coz she's obviously gonna torture him..."
Tsujiai suddenly opened his eyes and hissed, "Would you pipe down?! I'm trying to rest!!!" and he closed his eyes again. 'And he thinks we're weird,' Yuta thought.
Just then... Ayu woke up.
"H-huh? Wh-where am I?" she then noticed that she was tied to a cross.
"WHAT THE --?!"
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Yeee!!!!!! At last, chap 4!! I think this chap wasn't as funny as my first three chaps... you decide!! And sad to say... this fic's almost done!!! Aww... but don't worry! I think I'll write a sequel of this... I just hope it would still be funny... But if you review more I'll be really inspired!!!!!
Thanks to those who reviewed:
Maniac witchies- thanks again for the review... really? I never thought my chap three was really that funny... but my dad read it and he was laughing like a hyena!! O.o
Tomoe-mizku- thanks for reviewing and for loving my fic!! Hehe c",)
Cattleya Glory- thanks for the review; no, its really ok!! I thought... ok, so there's no magic... BORING!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! So, there's magic...
Psychedelic aya- thanks for reviewing; glad you understand... freaky... I just read your bio... we have a lot in common!!!!! Yea!!!! In anime, games, movies... almost everything!! Freaky!!!!!!!!!!!
Yeee!!!! My reviews in this fic was far more better and more than my Kidnap GW version!!! Thanks, y'all!!! GO SHORTYS!!!!!! (my big bro's basketball team)
THE KIDNAP (dundundundunnnnnn!!!!!!!!!!)
Disclaimers: I don't own Ultra Maniac, isn't it obvious?
Warnings: too many pictures of Sebastian... man, that guy must love himself so much... well, as well as his love... hmm, wonder who could his love be???
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CHAPTER IV: INSIDE SEBASTIAN'S CASTLE
As the four people, aliens, whatever, entered Sebastian's castle, a robot- like voice (which still awfully sounds like Sebastian) said, "Welcome! To Sebastian's castle!"
They walked on, looking around. There wasn't much to see... on the count that every wall of the castle was literally filled with Sebastian's pictures... each with a different pose.
Nina was amazed; she was also wondering how many times Sebastian had his picture taken, but Tsujiai felt like he was going to puke.
'What's up with this guy?' he thought. 'And why did he kidnap Ayu in the first place?'
Kaji, too, wasn't feeling well. "Man, this castle's giving me the creeps. What's with the Sebastian picture-filled castle?"
They walked on and on and on... Nina was looking at the pictures and following Sebastian's poses, Tsujiai was holding his stomach and mouth, Kaji was deep in thought, and Yuta... well, no comment.
Suddenly...
Kaji went near one of Sebastian's pictures and shook it feverishly... or should I say he strangled the picture, as if it was really Sebastian. "WHY?!?!!" he yelled. "Why the heck did you kidnap MY Ayu?!" the other three sweat dropped.
Then, suddenly... SWOOSH!!!!
Kaji stopped shaking... er, strangling the picture when an arrow hit the wall, narrowly missing him by an inch. All were beady eyed... Then...
A swarm of arrows were flying everywhere, all over the place!!!! They ran...
"What the heck did you just do, Kaji?!" Yuta shouted.
"I don't know!!!!" Kaji yelled back.
Then, they came to a split road.
"What now?!" Tsujiai asked.
"Let's split up," Kaji suggested. "You and Nina to the left, Yuta and I to the right!! GO!!!" and they split up. The arrows weren't able to follow them... 'Coz they're arrows and arrows don't have brains so they cant turn left or right... just straight ahead...
Anyway, Tsujiai and Nina were catching their breaths.
"What was Kaji thinking?" Tsujiai panted. "He already knew that the stupid owner of this stupid castle is now our stupid enemy, so there should be stupid bobby traps!! Stupid..."
When they caught enough breaths, they walked on... The walls were still filled with Sebastian's pictures (Tsujiai was now feeling dizzy...) but there was one picture in a gold frame that obviously wasn't Sebastian. Well, for starters, it was a girl. She was kinda pretty, and she has orange hair and blue eyes.
"Who's she?" Nina asked as she reached her hand out to touch the picture... when...
"NO!" Tsujiai yelled, catching her hand just in time. "Don't touch it!"
"Why?" Nina asked with her innocent eyes looking curiously and intently at Tsujiai.
"Do you want what happened a while ago when Kaji strangled Sebastian's picture and arrows shot everywhere to happen again?" he asked. Nina shook her head. 'But I wasn't gonna strangle it...' Nina thought as they went on.
At the end of the corridor road thingy they met up with Kaji and Yuta. Tsujiai, however, wasn't looking well.
"Man, Sebastian's pictures are REALLY making me sick... I think I'm gonna -- " too late, he puked. Nina looked at him with a revolted look on her face. "Eeeww!!" was all she could say.
Then they were now facing a VERY BIG door... with Sebastian's face painted in it. Tsujiai puked again. Then... it opened... revealing Ayu tied on a cross and Sebastian looking at them with his very evil eyes!!
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"Well, well, well! At last Ayu's rescue party arrives!!!" Sebastian said with a nasty smile on his face. Tsujiai puked again.
"No puking inside my castle!!" he yelled at Tsujiai.
"What did you do to MY Ayu?!?!!" Kaji demanded.
"Nothing... yet. But after I defeat you guys, I will --" but Kaji charged already. Unfortunately, Sebastian just pushed him away.
"WAKEKEKEKEK!!!!!! How are you going to defeat me with only that?" he yelled.
"Nobody does that to my best friend!!!!!!" Tsujiai yelled, and he too charged towards Sebastian... but he too was pushed away.
"TSUJIAI-KUUUUNNNNN!!!!!!!" Nina yelled as she ran towards her boyfriend. (Corny...) "Are you alright?"
"N-not really..." Tsujiai whispered. "I puked, charged, and got attacked... I think I'm gonna..." but he couldn't finish his sentence as his eyes closed, meaning he fainted.
Tears streamed down Nina's face. She then quickly wiped it and turned to face Sebastian. "You're gonna pay." And with that, she attacked him with her magic. They fought.
Yuta went near Tsujiai and said, "Woah, man! Nina really loves you!! Look what your fainting act caused her to do!!! I bet I don't have to do anything 'coz she's obviously gonna torture him..."
Tsujiai suddenly opened his eyes and hissed, "Would you pipe down?! I'm trying to rest!!!" and he closed his eyes again. 'And he thinks we're weird,' Yuta thought.
Just then... Ayu woke up.
"H-huh? Wh-where am I?" she then noticed that she was tied to a cross.
"WHAT THE --?!"
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Yeee!!!!!! At last, chap 4!! I think this chap wasn't as funny as my first three chaps... you decide!! And sad to say... this fic's almost done!!! Aww... but don't worry! I think I'll write a sequel of this... I just hope it would still be funny... But if you review more I'll be really inspired!!!!!
Thanks to those who reviewed:
Maniac witchies- thanks again for the review... really? I never thought my chap three was really that funny... but my dad read it and he was laughing like a hyena!! O.o
Tomoe-mizku- thanks for reviewing and for loving my fic!! Hehe c",)
Cattleya Glory- thanks for the review; no, its really ok!! I thought... ok, so there's no magic... BORING!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! So, there's magic...
Psychedelic aya- thanks for reviewing; glad you understand... freaky... I just read your bio... we have a lot in common!!!!! Yea!!!! In anime, games, movies... almost everything!! Freaky!!!!!!!!!!!
Yeee!!!! My reviews in this fic was far more better and more than my Kidnap GW version!!! Thanks, y'all!!! GO SHORTYS!!!!!! (my big bro's basketball team)