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THE KIDNAP (dundundundunnnnnn!!!!!!!!)

Disclaimers: I don't own Ultra Maniac... I don't own Ultra Maniac... I don't own Ultra Maniac... I don't—

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Ok, ok, I'm stoppin'!!! Geez, you didn't have to hit me in the head... YAAAAAAAA!!!!! A rat just passed by!!!! Yeeeeeeeee!!!!!!!

Warnings: a rat... no, wait... I mean Sebastian's "lover" wakes up!!!

A/N: for your information (FYI) Sebastian's "lover", as he calls her, is NOT a made character!!! You'll find out in the end... hehe... NYAHAHAHAHA!!!!! [BONK] oww... Anyway...

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(Sadly) the last chapter: MINT'S AWAKENING

"WHAT THE --?!"

Everybody noticed that Ayu was awake... except for Nina, that is. She was still angry with Sebastian for hitting Tsujiai that she still attacked Sebastian... and since Sebastian was caught off guard of Ayu's...awakening, Nina hit him hard on the face with her magic!! That's when Nina noticed that Ayu woke up. (When Sebastian fainted, to be specific)

"Ayu-chan!! You're awake!!" Nina said, running towards the cross. "Don't worry, I'll get you --" but Yuta already got Ayu down.

So Nina just went near Sebastian... to finish him off... but Sebastian quickly stood up. "No, wait, you don't understand," Sebastian said. "I need Ayu's blood!!"

"Huh?" the five people stared at him... "What do you need Ayu's blood for, huh?" Kaji asked.

"...Oh, alright, I'll tell you the whole story," Sebastian sighed. "Well, Mint, the one I love --"

"You mean that girl you have a portrait of? The girl with orange hair?" Nina asked. Sebastian nodded, uncertain if he wants to tell them this.

"Well, yes... You see, she... became unconscious for some strange reason. I tried everything to wake her up... even... even k-kissing her..." he said, slightly blushing. Tsujiai puked again.

"Would you stop puking on my castle?! Anyway, thankfully, a was man told me that I should make a potion called 'Phoenix Down' [1] ...but to complete the potion, he said, I must get some blood of a certain Ayu Tateishi. I asked him how he knew Ayu, but all he said was, 'I don't know. That's what it says in the cookbook.'" All sweat dropped.

"So please, now that you know why I kidnapped Ayu, can I ask for even a few drops of Ayu's blood?" he pleaded. Ayu felt sorry for him.

"Y'know, if you told us the story in the first place, you shouldn't have gone through the trouble of kidnapping me," Ayu said.

"W-what?"

"I would've gladly given blood to you if Mint means so much to you!"

Sebastian was suddenly beady eyed with a big sweat drop on his head and a lop-sided smile. This time, Tsujiai didn't puke.

And so, Sebastian got some of Ayu's blood to awaken his love...

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No, wait!! Its not yet finished!!! ^_~ Hehe...

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At last, the Phoenix Down was done!! Sebastian let Mint drink it... and after a few seconds, Mint opened her eyes.

"How are you feeling, my love?' Sebastian asked soothingly. Tsujiai puked again, but this time, Sebastian did not see him. Mint stared at him...

"...Who the heck are you?" she asked.

"WHAT?!!" Sebastian exclaimed as he froze like a stone. Suddenly, he was waterfall crying. "Don't you remember me, my love?"

"My head's fine!" Mint said exasperatedly. "And you're not my love!!!"

'And you're not my love... and you're not my love...' Mint's voice echoed through the darkness Sebastian was stumbling into. Then, in chibi form, he went to a dark corner and cried.

"Am I in the wrong picture or something?" Mint asked as she looked around.

"Who are you, anyway?" Yuta asked.

"I'm Mint!" she said, standing up. "Princess of East Heaven Kingdom!! My sister took the throne from me so now I'm on a journey looking for Valen's [relic], a very powerful [relic] which can help me with my plans of world domination!!!!!!!! WAKEKEKEKEK!!!!!!!!!!"

"If she didn't say she was the princess of whatsitsname kingdom, I'd say Sebastian and Mint are siblings..." Tsujiai whispered to the others.

Then, a white/silver haired guy passed by... and he was bringing a very big weapon.

"Hey, Rue!! There you are!!" Mint said, running towards the guy. "C'mon, let's find the [relic]!!! You promised that we'd do it together!! Right?" Rue sighed. "Yeah, yeah. C'mon, Mint..." and with that they left.

The five people were watching the two go when suddenly...

"WWHHHYYYYYYYYYYY??!!?!?!?!?!!" Sebastian screamed, making the others jump. Tears were still streaming down like waterfalls. "Why did you pick that stupid guy aside from me?!!?!" he screeched. He was obviously crestfallen, heartbroken, etc.

"I think you should rephrase that," Tsujiai said. "It should be, 'Why didn't you pick a stupid guy like me?'" he said, imitating Sebastian's voice.

"Why didn't you – HEY!!! GET OU OF MY CASTLE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" he roared.

"Like we wanted to stay," Tsujiai mumbled. "C'mon guys, let's leave the crazy heartbroken weirdo alone."

And with that they left the head-spinning castle (t least for Tsujiai) to... PARTY!!!! WOOHOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Party!!! Party!!! Party!!!! Yeeee!!!!!

^~DA END!!!!!!!!~^

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Trix: so........ how wuz it??

Kaji: I feel so stupid... being a bulldozer, a bull, and strangler of Seb's picture...

Yuta: hey, no WAY am I gonna allow myself to say the last sentence I said in chapter 4!!!

Ayu: so all I did was sleep? And I just woke up in this chap?

Nina: *laughing hysterically* FU-NNY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Tsujiai: I've got a question... why do I always puke when Seb smiles his nasty smile? Huh?!

Trix: the sickness is called 'Sebastian-itis'... hehe...

Nina: I didn't know there was such a sickness!!

Ayu: (sweat drop) it's a joke...

Nina: oh... is it supposed to be funny?

Yuta: what a drop-out witch you are!!!

Trix: uh-oh. Yuta just hit a nerve... yeeee!! This line's in chap three!!!

[Nina's eyes flashed, as well as her hands, and the next thing they knew, Yuta was... flying.]

Tsujiai: And its not b'coz Yuta's air-borne ok, Kaji?

Kaji: I wasn't even gonna say that. I already knew.

Tsujiai: oh... I knew that...

Trix: what a switch!!! Don't worry Tsujiai-ku, I still WUV U!!!!

Nina: HEY!!!!! He's mine!!!

Yuta: What about me, Nina?!!!

[The author and Nina fight... Yuta is still shouting... Tsujiai was trying to get out of the scene... Ayu and Kaji... (Sweat drop)]

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Nyweiz, some clarifications:

[1] Phoenix Down- for those RPG fans, you know this!! Well, if you're not an RPG fan and you don't know what the hell this is, Phoenix Down is a potion thingy that you use when your allies' life points are ZERO. It's used to revive a 'dead' ally.

And about Mint and Rue... they're actually characters of an RPG game called "Threads of Fate". I really like this game... I even finished the game six times!! And since you get to pick which character to use, I finished the game three times each character!!! Yeee!!! I especially liked the endings... in Rue's ending, his "love" Claire comes back to life!! As well as Mint... she goes back to her kingdom and gets to share the throne with her younger sis, Maya!!! Unfortunately, Valen's [relic] was destroyed... only Rue's wish (which is to bring Claire back to life) was granted... Geez, why am I story-telling the game already!!!! Hope you didn't get bored with my ranting...

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Thanks for those who reviewed!!! Arigato gozaimasu!!!! And those who keep waiting for my updating...

Maniac witchies- aww, don't cry!!! As I said, there's a sequel!!! So SMILE!! Be Happy!! Eat at Jollibee and sing 'its so nice to be HAPPY!!!!'

Psychedelic aya- thanks for the review... actually, when I read it again, it was actually quite funny!! But, alas, this fic has come to an end!! Huhu... how sad... c",) (but I'm smiling... now THAT'S weird)

Also to Cattleya Glory, tomoe mizku, zhakeena... who else... jishushika26... and those who read my fic but were sooo lazy to give me a review...

Special thanks to!!!!

Jishu/jishushika26 for being an inspiration!!! And also for supporting my stories and helping me write them!!!!

Also to Darice, the gal I go to when I need ideas!!! ('Coz she's at my back in our class line...) thanks for telling me all about your brothers!!! Ehehe... c",)

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Watch out for the sequel of "Kidnap"... "Party!!" Just as Kaji promised, they're gonna hold a party for Ayu's safe return 'coz they saved her!!!

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