(I don't own none of 'em!)

The Best of Bread!

[Next moring S, R, and J have "poisoned" bagels and well....]

James: Hey Lils?

Lily: Huh?

James: Ya wanna bagel?

Lily: No?

James: C'mon! they're really good!

Lily: Fine. But if this is one of your jokes- I'm gonna kill you!

James: why would I do something like that?

Lily: *snorts*

James: Well- *cheerleader-like* what-ever! *normal* Here. *gives her the bagel*

Lily: *sniffs it, then eats it*

[Lily's face goes all different colors, then she runs out of the room]

Sirius: *walking in* Well- did she eat it?

James: ya. You should have SEEN her face! *both crack up laughing*

[in the girls bathroom]

Lily: *comes out of stall*

Random Girl: ooooooooh! Lily! What happened?

Lily: Ja-mes! Oh no! *runs back into stall*

[After awhile, Remus walks in- Lily's the only one in there. She's still in the stall.]

Remus: Hey- lils? Ya like bagels?

Lily: I won't eat another one in my life!

Remus: What? They're the best of bread!

Lily: huh?

Remus: nevermind.

Lily: oh. Okay!

Remus: Well- are you okay?

Lily: not really.

Remus: is it that bad?

Lily: sorta.

Remus: what's that suposta mean?

Lily: well- by itself it wouldn't be so bad...

Remus: huh?

Lily: well, I just HAD to start my period today, and whenever THAT happens...

Remus: you run around on top of your house?

Lily: um, no. c'mon now- I thought you were the smart one! C'mon, think about it!

Remus: I'd much rather not, thanks.

Lily: *sigh*

Remus: I'm not gonna ask, I'm not gonna ask.....

Lily: ask what?

Remus: what?

Lily: what-what?

Remus: huh?

Lily: goodbye. *leaves*