People Still Love Bagels
Disclaimer: don't own it.
[the next morning]
James: hey moony- didn't I have...... yes, I think I did. But where did they go?
Remus: huh?
James: *points at his underwear drawer*
Remus: oh. Ya want to borrow a pair of mine?
James: not really. But what choice do I have?
Remus: *goes over and opens his drawer* YO! Wat's da big idea?
{1/2 hour later}
James: so no one has ANYTHING? Boxers, underwear, NOTHING?
*everyone shakes their head*
James: lily did this.
[1/2 hour later. Boys had gotten dressed, most going commando. Up in lily's dorm]
Girls: aaaaaaaaaah! Get out!
James: no! Not until we get them back!
Random Girl: we don't have them!
James: Lily, is that true?
Lily: *hiding behind someone dressed* huh?
James: lily....
Lily: yes?
James: where are they?
Lily: how should I know?
James: cuz ya took them.
Lily: who says?
James: who else would?
Lily: whoever did.
James: which would be you.
Lily: no-huh!
James: Yes-ho! And you know it!
Lily: no I don't!
James: then come out and look me straight in the eye- FACE IT LIKE A MAN!
Lily: but... I don't have anything on!
James: then come out and face it like a naked woman!
Lily: Fine! Go on Kimmy, give them back!
Kimmy: why?
Lily: kimm.
Kimmy: *sigh* here.
James: thank you, thank you thank you! *hops up and down* mind if I use your bathroom? No? good.......... *heads toward bathroom*
Random Girls: noooooooooo....
James: *goes in bathroom, comes out a minute later being chased by a girl with a towel wrapped around her* noooooooo!
A/N: okay, SO not my best. But........ I try. I really do. Okay, no. mostly I get really bored- too bored to think of creative stuff even. I'm hoping to get sudden inspiration soon. Not getting my hopes up, though.....
Disclaimer: don't own it.
[the next morning]
James: hey moony- didn't I have...... yes, I think I did. But where did they go?
Remus: huh?
James: *points at his underwear drawer*
Remus: oh. Ya want to borrow a pair of mine?
James: not really. But what choice do I have?
Remus: *goes over and opens his drawer* YO! Wat's da big idea?
{1/2 hour later}
James: so no one has ANYTHING? Boxers, underwear, NOTHING?
*everyone shakes their head*
James: lily did this.
[1/2 hour later. Boys had gotten dressed, most going commando. Up in lily's dorm]
Girls: aaaaaaaaaah! Get out!
James: no! Not until we get them back!
Random Girl: we don't have them!
James: Lily, is that true?
Lily: *hiding behind someone dressed* huh?
James: lily....
Lily: yes?
James: where are they?
Lily: how should I know?
James: cuz ya took them.
Lily: who says?
James: who else would?
Lily: whoever did.
James: which would be you.
Lily: no-huh!
James: Yes-ho! And you know it!
Lily: no I don't!
James: then come out and look me straight in the eye- FACE IT LIKE A MAN!
Lily: but... I don't have anything on!
James: then come out and face it like a naked woman!
Lily: Fine! Go on Kimmy, give them back!
Kimmy: why?
Lily: kimm.
Kimmy: *sigh* here.
James: thank you, thank you thank you! *hops up and down* mind if I use your bathroom? No? good.......... *heads toward bathroom*
Random Girls: noooooooooo....
James: *goes in bathroom, comes out a minute later being chased by a girl with a towel wrapped around her* noooooooo!
A/N: okay, SO not my best. But........ I try. I really do. Okay, no. mostly I get really bored- too bored to think of creative stuff even. I'm hoping to get sudden inspiration soon. Not getting my hopes up, though.....