Author: Kinoko1 Warnings:Excessive profanity, drug use (unintentional), and Parano sings...
Disclaimer:
Kinoko: I forgot to put a disclaimer in the first chapter so...
Parano: Go on, say it *prods her with a knife*
Kinoko: Okay... Idon'townGaleriansoranyofit'scharactersorPPEC'snordoIhaveanyLSDsopleasestopasking! *Takes a deep breathe*
Ash: What did she just say?
Kinoko: *uses breakdown, steaals Parano's hat and runs away* -_-;;;;;
~*~*~Chapter 2: 'S' is for "See what happens when you do drugs?'
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Parano ran back to his room, Spiders words still rushing through his head:
~It does whatever you want it to do... Whatever you want... want... want... *insert echoe effect -_-;;;*
"Whatever I want huh. I'm going to kill Rion." He took one of the stamp like squares and placed it on his tongue.
After avout a tenth of a second Parano felt the back of his throught go refresshingly ice cold, then...
The COLORS! Everything was so bright and shiny. The gold eyed galerians body shiverd with excitment.
'What is this? I feel so...' He opened his eyes and smiled.
"Good." Parano lept onto his bed and was jumping up and down luaghing hystaracally when Spider ran into his room, out of breath.
"Parano! You know the stuff I gave you? Well don't---" Spiders voice was drowned out by the other galerian.
?Spider? Oh Spider!" He lept off of the bed and put the small galerians in a gentle headlock. "How ARE you>" Parano continued to ruffle the eyebrowless kid's mohawk. "Have I ever told you that I love you?" He let Spider go and skipped out the door and down the hall.
"I LOVE EVERYTHIIIIIIING!"
Spider watched Parano run down the corridor, tackle a couple of rabbits and run arounf the corner screaming something about fireworks and duct tape.
"Why... Why did I have to give himthat... Oh well." Spider shrugged and left to his room. "I just hope no one else see's him."
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Ash left his room just in time to see Parano sprint by in a pair of smilie-faced boxers, singing:
"I'm so pretty? Oh sooo pretty!"
"What the hell?" Ash ran down the hall after the happy high galerian.
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Ash, who had been watching curiously as Parano beat a peice of string cheese against the floor (for the past half hour) fianlly approached him.
Ummm. Parano? What is wrong with you?"
Parano took off his hat and forcibly shoved it onto the silver haired galerians head.
"ABCD LSD, little bunnies chasing me." Parano hopped several times around Ash then wlked (rather zig-zaggidly) down the hall, his scratching voice reverberating through the empty facility.
"Firdt one red, second ones blue, little bastards stole my shoe!" (AN: The song Parano's singing is in the same tune as when you sing ABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRXTUVWXY&Z. Just thought i'd let you know... -_-)
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Rion had been making his way through the horde of pink robots attacking him, who had ltched on another electric sensitive band around his upper arm. Rions dodges were swift and quick and in no time at all with the help of some nalcon and a bit of skip he finished off the last of the androids.
"Hey Rion! Had enough?" Parano dropped down behind him.
"Parano! It's y---" As Rion swirved around to face the last galerian Parano but was soon on his knees... luaghing.
Wha-*laughing* are you *still luaghing* doing in your underwear?!" *luaghing even more*
I don't need chlothes to defeat you RONI!!!"
My names Rion... not Roni *is now just chuckling* What kind of messed up drug are you ON?! Hav---" He was cut off by Parano leaping on him, and, with one arm around his neck and one pulling Rions ear, the smashed galerian stared chewing on Steiner's hair.
"Aaaghhh! Get OFF me! You're pulling my *not luaghing anymore* hair!"
"PHenOtyPE, WasHiNg MaCHInE KitTeRS! ChuNKy MENDeliAn FraNkFuRt PaRLiamENT!"
"Unnnnhhh." Rion then felt something wet dribble down his cheek. "DEAR GOD! You're DROOLING on me!" The teal-eyed galerian charged up and threw Parano off him with the last of his D-Felon.
Parano hit the wall hard, knocking him unconcious.
~*~*~MEANWILE: The guards guarding the upstairs entry way...
"Hey, did you hear something Frank?"
"Nope."
"Oh..."
*Scilence*
"You wanna get some lunch?"
"Okay."
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Kinoko: YAY! Randomness!
Natali: Hey! Thats my fic element. *sniffles*
Kinoko: I'm sorry... Anyway. I feel like I should appologize for, er... well... everything. My whole fic is really weird and probably has tons of spelling errors in it, plus, i'm sorry to anyone who uses LSD... I'm not making fun of you or anything like that, I'm just writting a fan fic... So, I'm sorry.
Also: THANK YOU EVERYONE WHO REVIEWED! (i.e: ED and Sedge). I hope you liked the second chapter as well as the first... if not more. ^_^
I think i'll go to sleep now.