Author: Kinoko1 Warnings: Excessive profanity, drug use (unintentional), and Parano sings...
Disclaimer:
Kinoko: I forgot to put a disclaimer in the first chapter so...
Parano: Go on, say it *prods her with a knife*
Kinoko: Okay... Idon'townGaleriansoranyofit'scharactersorPPEC'snordoIhaveanyLSDsopleasestopasking! *Takes a deep breathe*
Ash: What did she just say?
Kinoko: *uses breakdown, steals Parano's hat and runs away* -_-;;;;;
~*~*~Chapter 3: 'D' is for "Don't Do Drugs'
Ash and Spider heard a thump. It wasn't normal to hear a thump either, it was usually an explosion or scream.
"Where did he run off to now?" Ash said slightly annoyed.
"Um, did you hear that?" Spider looked at the floor.
"hear what?"
"A thump. It came from under us." Ash perked up.
"Parano! That little freak went down to the lobby!"
~*~*~
Rion was sitting cross-legged on the floor exactly four meters away from Parano, still wiping the saliva off of his face with his sleeve.
'I wonder what the hell is up with Parano. Maybe it's just what he's like when he short circuits...' Rion sat a while and thought about this.
Suddenly the stairway doors opened and out stumbled one worried and one angry galerian.
'Oh god, not more of them' Rion looked around frantically, Well, they havn't seen me yet so... play dead.' Rion flopped soundlessly onto his back with his tight shut.
"There he is." Rion recognized this as Ash's voice and held his breath as he felt his footsteps followed by Spiders run past him.
"Is he still alive?" Spider asked hopfully.
"Yeah probably." Ash responded. His voice was bored and monotone as he got up from his kneeling posistion and walked over to Rions still body.
"Probably? Don't you care?" Spider searched for a pulse and found one.
"NO, not really." He gazed down at Steiners calm (or so he thought) face. "The only one I care about..."
'Oh god, oh GOD! No no nonononooooo!' Rions heart beat faster and faster as he continued hard not to noticably breath.
The blonde galerian then felt a cold hand against his cheek and flinched. 'Oh no. I moved! Did he notice? OOOooaaaaahhhh...'
"... Is Rion."
He could feel the space between Ash and him shrinking as flashbacks from the Uranium Facility whirrled through his head. Ash's pressence was unbearably close.
"NO!" The galerian suddenly shot up and (unintentionally) headbutted right into the silver haired boys face.
Ash was so shocked he just grabbed his bleeding nose and fell over. Rion opened his eye's to see the Last Galerian Ash on the ground next to him.
"I'm so sorry! I didn't mean to hit you like that!" Rion, holding his own bloody nose (though bleeding for a different reason o_O) crouched down by Ash. "Are you okay?"
Ash just starred up at Rion, his hands covering his grin as he cradled his nose. Then, grabbing both of Rion's forearms... He kissed him.
Rion then:
1.) Got another bloody nose.
2.) Got Dizzy.
3.) Fainted in Ash's arms.
~*~*~
Parano awakened to see Spider fanning him with his hand.
"Ah! Parano, you're awake!" The boys face lit up as he wipped a tear awaay from his eye.
"Yeah. I don't remember much though...what happend?" The sharp-toothed galerian weakly smiled and rubbed his head. Then, wobblely proped himself up on his elbows.
"Er... What happend! Well lets just say: No harm done... I'm glad you're okay." Spider sighed and straightened up.
"You're such a sweet kid." Parano reached out both bare hands over to the blue eyed boys bewilderd face.
"Well, we are all supposed to be friends right?"
"Right..." Parano's hands trailed down to the other galerians neck. "...SO WHAT THE HELL DID YOU GIVE ME YOU LITTLE SHIT!" After about a minuets strangling he released Spider, kicked him twice and walked away.
"Well *gasp* I'm glad *cough* Parano's back to *deep breath* normal."
~*~*~
Nitro, who had been intently observing this whole event on the guards (dead) sevalence cameras leaned back in her chair and said to herself:
"Well, well. Maybe this worlds not so boring after all."
^.^)> (meaning that this was the last chapter...-_-;;)
Kinoko: Well there you go. I actually finished a story. Sorry for the wait and thank you Sedge for that review. If I hadden't gotten it I probably wouldn't have updated for... about a million years. It's just that I was busy... I was busy umm... uhhh... making... waffles... *Is shot in the head by Natali*
Natali: HHIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII EVERYONE! HIHIHIHIHI! *Looks at Kinoko's mangled dead body* You weren't making waffles you liar! You're just L A Z Y.
Potato: The lazy get their blood drained... *goes over to drink Kinoko's blood*
Natali: *to readers* He's right you know.
Ed: NOOOOooooooOOOOooooo! Not Kinoko! Potato, stop! She's not dead yet!*takes out a potato peeler*
Potato: *transforms back into human (well vampire actually... whatever) form and is being chased by Ed*
Ed: FRENCH FRIES! Wheeeeeeee-er *falls asleep*
Kinoko: *with a hopelessly red bandage around her head, turns to the readers* Anyway, in a nutshell, Sorry for the delay. *steals Paranos hat and grabbing his ankle, drags him away* Until next time! Ja ne!
(^_^)
( ) Kinoko