Kero-chan's True Love
He stared into her chocolate-colored eyes longingly, savoring the scent of her. She was beauty, she was desire...she was everything he had hoped for.
She was Perfection.
"Darling!" he cried, overcome with emotion. "How do I love thee?! Let me count the ways! Your paws, so delicate; your ears, how sublime! How I would love to nibble on those delicate ears, and run my paws across your-"
"Kero-chan!" Sakura interrupted, peering into his drawer. Her jaw flapped, babbling.
"You-that-but that's my chocolate Easter bunny you're talking to!!!"
"Yeah." He agreed, and bit off a chunk of shoulder. "So?"