A/N: Written for today's 15 minute challenge fic. Keyword: disaster


Modern Conveniences

"This," Cerberus groaned, "is an absolute disaster."

"Well, not technically..." Yue replied slowly. "It's certainly a mess, but I'm sure we can clean things before--"

"Dammit, Yue! Don't you see?!" The Sun Guardian interrupted. He was almost beside himself with frustration. "This isn't just a 'mess', it's a-a--it's a grievous waste of dessert!"

"I know, I know." Yue muttered, scouring the recipe. "I just wish I knew what went wrong! "Pour in tin, heat in oven"...we did that! So why on earth..."

He scowled at the smoldering microwave and punched it angrily.

"So much for 'modern conveniences', I guess."