"Sam, why are you hiding?"

"I lit Mallory's dress on fire."

"What?!"

"I lit her dress on fire."

"How?"

"At dinner. I dropped the candle on her dress."

"You're an idiot."

"I know. She told Leo."

"Oh no."

"I'm dead, aren't I?"

"Definitely."

"Josh, help me!"

"You're on your own, buddy."

"SAM!!!"

Gulp.

"Good luck."