Title: Barbie Dolls and Teddy Bears
Author: Sweet Steffie
Rating: PG
Pairing: Trish/Bubba
Summary: First Bubba explained how they got together, now he explains to Christina how he proposed.
Note: I just love this couple, how could you resist such a cutey pie? LOL
Disclaimer: I do not own any of the characters in this story.
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THE NEXT NIGHT
Christina literally bounced up and down as she jumped in her bed. She was excited, and she had every right to be. She had been waiting for her bedtime all day now, and it was finally here. Odd right, a little girl actually wanting to go to bed? If memory served them right, Bubba and Trish had endless nights, trying to pry Christina from underneath the couch who has trying to avoid her bedtime.
"Come on daddy, hurry up!" she pouted. Bubba finally stumbled through the door, looking quite exhausted. "Tina, where the heck did you get so much energy to fly up the stairs?" he panted. Christina gasped, pointing a finger at her father. "Daddy, you cursed! Mommy said you no more cursing or else you would sleep in the doghouse! I'm telling mommy!" she threatened. Bubba's eyes widened, fear crossing his face.
"Sweety, I said heck! That is not a bad word!" he began. Christina shook her head, an evil look on her face. "If you tell me a story, I wont tell her," she sweetly said. Bubba scowled. "You planned this," he said. Christina winked at her father. "Oh, I hoped for it," she squeaked. Bubba couldn't help but snort. "My 6 year old daughter has just been inhabited by the mind of a 21 year old," he sighed.
He took a seat next to Christina and decided to tell her the story she had been wanting to here. "You are gonna tell me how you proproposed!" Christina exclaimed. Bubba chuckled and calmed her down. "Honey, it's proposed," he sighed.
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FLASHBACK:
Bubba nervously paced around in the jewelry store, a look of worry on his face. He had been planning this for over 3 weeks now, and the time was finally here. Today, he was going to buy an engagement ring for Trish, his girlfriend of 2 years. He had been wanting to propose for over 4 months now, but he had want everything to be perfect. So perfect in fact that he had to call in one of his married friends for advice.
"Where the hell have you been?" Bubba yelled as his best friend came running through the door. The man in question just raised his hands as though victorious. "Do you really think Molly would let me leave the house ungroomed?" he asked. Bubba chuckled and shook his head. "No, thank god she doesn't because you like road-kill without her," he said. "Hey!" Christian pouted, placing his hands on his hips. Bubba merely laughed.
"Come on, we better get started on picking a ring," he said. "Yeah, but I brought someone to help us out," Christian suddenly said. Bubba looked confused, he made Christian promise not to tell anybody where he was going. "What do you mean you brought someone?" Bubba said, trying not to raise his voice. Christian merely smirked.
"Do you honestly think I picked that rock on Molly's finger myself? Shame on you Bubba, I pegged you to be smarter than that," Christian teased. Bubba rolled his eyes and sighed. "Fine all right, now who is it?" he asked. Christian winked and tried not to laugh. "Oh you are so going to kill me," Christian chuckled. Before Bubba could reply, the glass door flew open and a bright ray of light came shining through.
"Good morning people at Tiffany's! What a magnificent day it is to be wedding ring shopping!" the enthusiastic voice exclaimed. Bubba's eyes widened with fear and shock. Turning back to Christian, he tried his hardest not to kill his best friend.
"You asked Rico to help me?!?" Bubba exclaimed. Christian nodded and ducked out of the way when Bubba tried to hit him. "Well yeah, he did help me ad thanks to him I get the best sex of my life," Christian stated. Bubba sighed and shook his head. "I knew I should have killed you in those TLC matches," Bubba grumbled as Rico made his way towards them. Bubba tried to be polite and smiled at Rico.
"Christian my boy, you look absolutely spiffy today," Rico exclaimed, giving Christian 3 kisses on his cheek. Christian tried not to laugh at Bubba's expression. Rico then turned to Bubba, raising his hip to the side and tapping his cheek with his index finger. "Well well, big boy finally going to pop the question. I bow to you for making the choice," Rico said with a smile, bowing down as if Bubba was royalty. "Yeah let's just get this started," Bubba said.
Rico nodded and jumped up, clapping his hands together. "Ok, we want to give Trish a big rock you know. How much are you planning on spending?" Rico asked. Bubba shrugged, looking at Christian. "For Trish, any amount is fine," he said. Happy to hear that answer, Rico rubbed his hands together. "Ok now! Jessica! Francesca! Bring out the diamonds!" Rico ordered. Christian chuckled at the look on Bubba's face.
"He comes here often," Christian assured. "I bet," Bubba whispered back. Christian merely laughed and threw an arm around Bubba's neck. "You know you are grateful for it," Christian said. Bubba merely rolled his eyes. "I am just here wondering how I became best friends with a man that I tried to kill with tables ladders and chairs years earlier," Bubba groaned.
END FLASHBACK
Christina was literally bouncing up and down. "So Rico got the ring!" she giggled. Bubba nodded and smiled as he remembered that day. After 11 trays of rings, they finally found the perfect one. A diamond in the shape of heart with a white gold band. Bubba also laughed when he remembered Rico yelling at the lady for suggesting a small ring.
"So now that you go the ring, how did you ask mommy to marry you?" Christina asked. Bubba merely chuckled at the thought. Leaning back further into the rocking chair, he rocked slowly and sighed. "Ok, so after the ring and a very weird lunch, we decided to ask mommy on her birthday that was going to be 3 weeks later," Bubba continued.
FLASHBACK:
"Ok, Lita, please pass me a cup of sugar," Molly said, intently looking at the book in front of her. Lita nodded and the redhead passed her a cup. "Ok Vicky, I need you to beat 5 eggs," Molly instructed. Victoria suddenly pouted. "5 eggs? That's an unfair fight. Where is the referee?" she asked. She ducked as Molly threw a handful of flour her way. "Very funny," she said, but Victoria merely stuck her tongue out. Molly then returned to her cookbook.
"Ivory, preheat the oven," she ordered, and the older diva went her way. Everything was going according to plan. All the divas were cooking for Trish' surprise birthday party, and they guys were in front of the TV watching football, occasionally putting up some of the decorations the girls had asked them to put up. Molly was in charge of the food, John Cena the music, and Rico the decorations.
Molly started to mix the batter with a big wooden spoon, a big smile on her face. "Trish is going to be so surprised," she laughed. After 20 minutes of mixing, yelling and throwing flour at each other, they were finally finished. Wiping her hands on her apron, Molly sighed and looked at the other girls. "Just leave the batch rise and throw it in the oven. Now we can go shower," she stated.
"Finally!" Ivory exclaimed, yanking off her apron. "Victoria's body odor was starting to kill me," she joked. Victoria pouted, taking off her apron as well. "It's not my fault the eggs beat me. It was an unfair fight!" she yelled, running up the stairs. All the girls laughed as they disappeared out of the kitchen.
Silence......silence.......
"Helms, I am going to kill you!" Shannon Moore screamed. Dashing through the kitchen, Shane ran up and down, making sure Shannon couldn't touch. "You will never get my alive you halfling!" Shane yelled in his creepy voice, clutching something to his stomach. Shannon on the other hand was in no mood to play. "Come on Shane, just give it back," Shannon pleaded.
Suddenly Scotty 2 Hotty jumped in. "Hey Shane, over here!" he yelled. Shane smiled and threw a little black velvet box to Scotty. Shannon started to look worried. "Come on guys, Bubba will kill me if he finds us playing with the ring. He asked me to hold it!" Shannon screamed as Shane and Scotty took turns throwing it back and forth. "Come on Shannon, have some fun!" Shane exclaimed.
Shane threw it up one more time and the box with the ceiling. Clasping open, the ring bounced out. Shannon watched in horror as the diamond ring was falling in slow motion.
Falling.....
Falling....
And plop, it fell right in the bake batter, slowly sinking in the chocolate mix. "Shit!" Scotty hissed, making over to the bowl. Shannon was about to dip his hand in and grab the ring, when he heard Ivory and Lita laugh. "Shit, if they see us, we are dead," Shane said. "What do we do?" Shannon frantically asked. "RUN!" Shane said, as he and Scotty dragged Shannon away.
Lita quickly bounced into the kitchen, grabbing the cake batter. "Time for the oven," she said and slipped the bowl into the oven.
END FLASHBACK
Christina's eyes widened. "They cooked mommy's ring?" she gasped. Bubba chuckled at the fear in his daughters voice. He continued to rock in the rocking chair. He fidgeted in his seat, trying to think how he should tell her the next part. Contemplating if he should use the language and tell her about the beating Shane, Scotty and Shannon received.
Christina clutched the blanket to her, biting her lower lip. "Scared honey?" he asked. Christina nodded. "I don't think I want to know what aunt Molly did to those guys. I know she must have been mad," Christina giggled. Bubba laughed as well, ready to conclude his story.
FLASHBACK
Shannon paced around the hallway, trying to figure out a way to get to Africa unnoticed. He knew that if he told Bubba the truth, Africa was the only place he was going to be safe. Bubba was going to propose tonight, and he would need the ring, the ring Shannon was supposed to look after. "Please don't put me through a table," he cried to himself. His eyes widened in fear as he saw Bubba approach him.
"Hey man, I need the ring," Bubba said. Shannon eyes widened to its peak, his face turning pale. Bubba seemed confused. "You ok man?" Bubba asked. Shannon started to shake. "It was Shane and Scotty's fault! They were throwing the ring across the room!" Shannon suddenly blurted out. Bubba's face fell angry.
"What the hell are you talking about?" he snapped. Shannon then turned to the side, seeing Shane and Scotty hiding behind the couch. Bubba motioned for them to come over, and reluctantly they did. "Hey man, what's up?" Scotty nervously asked. But Bubba was in no mood for any of this.
"Cut the crap and give me the ring," he ordered. Scotty nervously laughed. "You see, that's a problem," he stated. Bubba suddenly felt the urge to kill somebody if his predictions on what they were trying to tell him were right. Bubba then turned to Shane, the only, dare he said sensible of the 3. "Helms, you tell me where my ring is, or I will show the world that you can fly, straight through the window," Bubba threatened. Shane gulped, feared overtaking his little body.
"You see........we were having some fun.............he played monkey in the middle.........and it fell," Shane stated. Bubba grabbed Shane by his collar, really getting angry. "Boy where is the fucking ring!" he yelled. Shane then pointed behind Bubba, swallowing hard. "There," he said. Bubba turned to see Molly holding the cake, Trish ready to blow out the candles. "It's in the cake," Scotty squeaked. "Yeah, it fell in," Shannon added.
Without even thinking, Bubba released Shane and went straight to Trish, and tried to stop her before she cut the cake. He pushed through the other people, trying to get to Trish. "Trish baby, let Molly cut the cake," he said, trying to pull her away. But Trish didn't move. "No no mister, my birthday, I get to cut," she said and kissed the tip of his nose. She then turned back to the cake. Bubba was getting nervous and quickly thought of something.
"Come on Trish," he stated. But Trish had already cut the cake and now was holding a slice on her napkin and ready to bite. "Trish don't eat the cake," Bubba pleaded, but Trish merely smiled. "Don't worry baby, Molly's cooking isn't that bad," she giggled. Before Bubba could say anything, Trish took a bite out of her cake, smiling at the taste. "Hmm, taste good," she said. "Ok, time for everybody else," Molly said and wanted to cut the cake, but Bubba quickly dived for the knife.
"Wait no!" he yelled. Before Molly could reply, Trish spoke up. "What the.....," she said, spiting something on the napkin. She gasped as she lifted a diamond ring between her fingers. "Oy," Bubba said, slapping his hand on his head. Trish looked confused and searched Bubba's eyes for an answer. Bubba sighed and took the ring in his hand, bending down on one knee.
"Trish honey, this wasn't suppose to happen like this, I swear," he began, glancing over at Scotty, Shane and Shannon who were still hiding in the corner. "But I wanted to make your birthday extra special. So now that the whole romantic setting is ruined so I might as well skip my whole speech and get straight to the point," he began. Trish' eyes began to tear up, hoping he was going to ask her what she thought he was.
"Trish Stratus, will you marry me and have lots and lots of little Dudley babies with me? I promise I will make you sweeter than this cake and fill your nights with more romance that this idiotic proposal," he said. The room fell silent and Trish giggled. "On one condition," she said. Bubba nodded.
"You better make me sweeter cz this cake hardly has any sweetness in it," she laughed. Bubba smiled and placed the icing covered ring on her finger. "Yes, yes, yes!" Trish laughed, hugging Bubba tightly as he spun her around.
END FLASHBACK
"And that sweetheart, is how I asked your mommy to marry me," he concluded, tapping her nose with his finger. Christina laughed, absolutely amazed at the whole story. "A perfect fairy tale never told before," she giggled. Bubba laughed and kissed the top of her head. "Still think of me as a teddy bear?" he asked. Christina laughed and nodded. Bubba chuckled and tucked her in.
"And what story do you want tomorrow?" he asked. Already having the answer, Christian pretended to think, and think hard. "I know how you got together, and now how you got married, I think that's it," she said. Nodding Bubba got up and kissed her forehead again. "Night sugar plum," he said. Just as he was about to leave the door, Christina sat up.
"Daddy!" she yelled. Bubba turned to his daughter. Christina now had a smirk on her face. "Tomorrow you can tell me how I got to get here," she said and dropped back on the bed, going to sleep. Bubba's eyes widened in horror. "Oy, how I am going to tell her this?" he cried. He turned back to the door, surprised to find Trish in tears before him.
"Oh God, what did I do now?" he asked. Trish merely smiled and wrapped her arms around his neck, kissing him softly. "You fulfilled your promise. You made me sweeter than Molly's cake and filled my nights with romance," she tearfully smiled. Bubba smiled and kissed her forehead. "And now its time for me to fulfill my promise," she whispered. Bubba seemed confused.
"I promised to give you lots of little dudley's but we only have one," she stated. Bubba was now more confused then ever. "Well, for the next 8 months we only have one," she stated, putting a plastic object in his hand. Bubba looked down to see a home pregnancy test in his hand.
It read Positive. His mouth wide open, he looked in the eyes of his wife.
"Now we are even," she smiled and kissed him.
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Author: Sweet Steffie
Rating: PG
Pairing: Trish/Bubba
Summary: First Bubba explained how they got together, now he explains to Christina how he proposed.
Note: I just love this couple, how could you resist such a cutey pie? LOL
Disclaimer: I do not own any of the characters in this story.
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THE NEXT NIGHT
Christina literally bounced up and down as she jumped in her bed. She was excited, and she had every right to be. She had been waiting for her bedtime all day now, and it was finally here. Odd right, a little girl actually wanting to go to bed? If memory served them right, Bubba and Trish had endless nights, trying to pry Christina from underneath the couch who has trying to avoid her bedtime.
"Come on daddy, hurry up!" she pouted. Bubba finally stumbled through the door, looking quite exhausted. "Tina, where the heck did you get so much energy to fly up the stairs?" he panted. Christina gasped, pointing a finger at her father. "Daddy, you cursed! Mommy said you no more cursing or else you would sleep in the doghouse! I'm telling mommy!" she threatened. Bubba's eyes widened, fear crossing his face.
"Sweety, I said heck! That is not a bad word!" he began. Christina shook her head, an evil look on her face. "If you tell me a story, I wont tell her," she sweetly said. Bubba scowled. "You planned this," he said. Christina winked at her father. "Oh, I hoped for it," she squeaked. Bubba couldn't help but snort. "My 6 year old daughter has just been inhabited by the mind of a 21 year old," he sighed.
He took a seat next to Christina and decided to tell her the story she had been wanting to here. "You are gonna tell me how you proproposed!" Christina exclaimed. Bubba chuckled and calmed her down. "Honey, it's proposed," he sighed.
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FLASHBACK:
Bubba nervously paced around in the jewelry store, a look of worry on his face. He had been planning this for over 3 weeks now, and the time was finally here. Today, he was going to buy an engagement ring for Trish, his girlfriend of 2 years. He had been wanting to propose for over 4 months now, but he had want everything to be perfect. So perfect in fact that he had to call in one of his married friends for advice.
"Where the hell have you been?" Bubba yelled as his best friend came running through the door. The man in question just raised his hands as though victorious. "Do you really think Molly would let me leave the house ungroomed?" he asked. Bubba chuckled and shook his head. "No, thank god she doesn't because you like road-kill without her," he said. "Hey!" Christian pouted, placing his hands on his hips. Bubba merely laughed.
"Come on, we better get started on picking a ring," he said. "Yeah, but I brought someone to help us out," Christian suddenly said. Bubba looked confused, he made Christian promise not to tell anybody where he was going. "What do you mean you brought someone?" Bubba said, trying not to raise his voice. Christian merely smirked.
"Do you honestly think I picked that rock on Molly's finger myself? Shame on you Bubba, I pegged you to be smarter than that," Christian teased. Bubba rolled his eyes and sighed. "Fine all right, now who is it?" he asked. Christian winked and tried not to laugh. "Oh you are so going to kill me," Christian chuckled. Before Bubba could reply, the glass door flew open and a bright ray of light came shining through.
"Good morning people at Tiffany's! What a magnificent day it is to be wedding ring shopping!" the enthusiastic voice exclaimed. Bubba's eyes widened with fear and shock. Turning back to Christian, he tried his hardest not to kill his best friend.
"You asked Rico to help me?!?" Bubba exclaimed. Christian nodded and ducked out of the way when Bubba tried to hit him. "Well yeah, he did help me ad thanks to him I get the best sex of my life," Christian stated. Bubba sighed and shook his head. "I knew I should have killed you in those TLC matches," Bubba grumbled as Rico made his way towards them. Bubba tried to be polite and smiled at Rico.
"Christian my boy, you look absolutely spiffy today," Rico exclaimed, giving Christian 3 kisses on his cheek. Christian tried not to laugh at Bubba's expression. Rico then turned to Bubba, raising his hip to the side and tapping his cheek with his index finger. "Well well, big boy finally going to pop the question. I bow to you for making the choice," Rico said with a smile, bowing down as if Bubba was royalty. "Yeah let's just get this started," Bubba said.
Rico nodded and jumped up, clapping his hands together. "Ok, we want to give Trish a big rock you know. How much are you planning on spending?" Rico asked. Bubba shrugged, looking at Christian. "For Trish, any amount is fine," he said. Happy to hear that answer, Rico rubbed his hands together. "Ok now! Jessica! Francesca! Bring out the diamonds!" Rico ordered. Christian chuckled at the look on Bubba's face.
"He comes here often," Christian assured. "I bet," Bubba whispered back. Christian merely laughed and threw an arm around Bubba's neck. "You know you are grateful for it," Christian said. Bubba merely rolled his eyes. "I am just here wondering how I became best friends with a man that I tried to kill with tables ladders and chairs years earlier," Bubba groaned.
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Christina was literally bouncing up and down. "So Rico got the ring!" she giggled. Bubba nodded and smiled as he remembered that day. After 11 trays of rings, they finally found the perfect one. A diamond in the shape of heart with a white gold band. Bubba also laughed when he remembered Rico yelling at the lady for suggesting a small ring.
"So now that you go the ring, how did you ask mommy to marry you?" Christina asked. Bubba merely chuckled at the thought. Leaning back further into the rocking chair, he rocked slowly and sighed. "Ok, so after the ring and a very weird lunch, we decided to ask mommy on her birthday that was going to be 3 weeks later," Bubba continued.
FLASHBACK:
"Ok, Lita, please pass me a cup of sugar," Molly said, intently looking at the book in front of her. Lita nodded and the redhead passed her a cup. "Ok Vicky, I need you to beat 5 eggs," Molly instructed. Victoria suddenly pouted. "5 eggs? That's an unfair fight. Where is the referee?" she asked. She ducked as Molly threw a handful of flour her way. "Very funny," she said, but Victoria merely stuck her tongue out. Molly then returned to her cookbook.
"Ivory, preheat the oven," she ordered, and the older diva went her way. Everything was going according to plan. All the divas were cooking for Trish' surprise birthday party, and they guys were in front of the TV watching football, occasionally putting up some of the decorations the girls had asked them to put up. Molly was in charge of the food, John Cena the music, and Rico the decorations.
Molly started to mix the batter with a big wooden spoon, a big smile on her face. "Trish is going to be so surprised," she laughed. After 20 minutes of mixing, yelling and throwing flour at each other, they were finally finished. Wiping her hands on her apron, Molly sighed and looked at the other girls. "Just leave the batch rise and throw it in the oven. Now we can go shower," she stated.
"Finally!" Ivory exclaimed, yanking off her apron. "Victoria's body odor was starting to kill me," she joked. Victoria pouted, taking off her apron as well. "It's not my fault the eggs beat me. It was an unfair fight!" she yelled, running up the stairs. All the girls laughed as they disappeared out of the kitchen.
Silence......silence.......
"Helms, I am going to kill you!" Shannon Moore screamed. Dashing through the kitchen, Shane ran up and down, making sure Shannon couldn't touch. "You will never get my alive you halfling!" Shane yelled in his creepy voice, clutching something to his stomach. Shannon on the other hand was in no mood to play. "Come on Shane, just give it back," Shannon pleaded.
Suddenly Scotty 2 Hotty jumped in. "Hey Shane, over here!" he yelled. Shane smiled and threw a little black velvet box to Scotty. Shannon started to look worried. "Come on guys, Bubba will kill me if he finds us playing with the ring. He asked me to hold it!" Shannon screamed as Shane and Scotty took turns throwing it back and forth. "Come on Shannon, have some fun!" Shane exclaimed.
Shane threw it up one more time and the box with the ceiling. Clasping open, the ring bounced out. Shannon watched in horror as the diamond ring was falling in slow motion.
Falling.....
Falling....
And plop, it fell right in the bake batter, slowly sinking in the chocolate mix. "Shit!" Scotty hissed, making over to the bowl. Shannon was about to dip his hand in and grab the ring, when he heard Ivory and Lita laugh. "Shit, if they see us, we are dead," Shane said. "What do we do?" Shannon frantically asked. "RUN!" Shane said, as he and Scotty dragged Shannon away.
Lita quickly bounced into the kitchen, grabbing the cake batter. "Time for the oven," she said and slipped the bowl into the oven.
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Christina's eyes widened. "They cooked mommy's ring?" she gasped. Bubba chuckled at the fear in his daughters voice. He continued to rock in the rocking chair. He fidgeted in his seat, trying to think how he should tell her the next part. Contemplating if he should use the language and tell her about the beating Shane, Scotty and Shannon received.
Christina clutched the blanket to her, biting her lower lip. "Scared honey?" he asked. Christina nodded. "I don't think I want to know what aunt Molly did to those guys. I know she must have been mad," Christina giggled. Bubba laughed as well, ready to conclude his story.
FLASHBACK
Shannon paced around the hallway, trying to figure out a way to get to Africa unnoticed. He knew that if he told Bubba the truth, Africa was the only place he was going to be safe. Bubba was going to propose tonight, and he would need the ring, the ring Shannon was supposed to look after. "Please don't put me through a table," he cried to himself. His eyes widened in fear as he saw Bubba approach him.
"Hey man, I need the ring," Bubba said. Shannon eyes widened to its peak, his face turning pale. Bubba seemed confused. "You ok man?" Bubba asked. Shannon started to shake. "It was Shane and Scotty's fault! They were throwing the ring across the room!" Shannon suddenly blurted out. Bubba's face fell angry.
"What the hell are you talking about?" he snapped. Shannon then turned to the side, seeing Shane and Scotty hiding behind the couch. Bubba motioned for them to come over, and reluctantly they did. "Hey man, what's up?" Scotty nervously asked. But Bubba was in no mood for any of this.
"Cut the crap and give me the ring," he ordered. Scotty nervously laughed. "You see, that's a problem," he stated. Bubba suddenly felt the urge to kill somebody if his predictions on what they were trying to tell him were right. Bubba then turned to Shane, the only, dare he said sensible of the 3. "Helms, you tell me where my ring is, or I will show the world that you can fly, straight through the window," Bubba threatened. Shane gulped, feared overtaking his little body.
"You see........we were having some fun.............he played monkey in the middle.........and it fell," Shane stated. Bubba grabbed Shane by his collar, really getting angry. "Boy where is the fucking ring!" he yelled. Shane then pointed behind Bubba, swallowing hard. "There," he said. Bubba turned to see Molly holding the cake, Trish ready to blow out the candles. "It's in the cake," Scotty squeaked. "Yeah, it fell in," Shannon added.
Without even thinking, Bubba released Shane and went straight to Trish, and tried to stop her before she cut the cake. He pushed through the other people, trying to get to Trish. "Trish baby, let Molly cut the cake," he said, trying to pull her away. But Trish didn't move. "No no mister, my birthday, I get to cut," she said and kissed the tip of his nose. She then turned back to the cake. Bubba was getting nervous and quickly thought of something.
"Come on Trish," he stated. But Trish had already cut the cake and now was holding a slice on her napkin and ready to bite. "Trish don't eat the cake," Bubba pleaded, but Trish merely smiled. "Don't worry baby, Molly's cooking isn't that bad," she giggled. Before Bubba could say anything, Trish took a bite out of her cake, smiling at the taste. "Hmm, taste good," she said. "Ok, time for everybody else," Molly said and wanted to cut the cake, but Bubba quickly dived for the knife.
"Wait no!" he yelled. Before Molly could reply, Trish spoke up. "What the.....," she said, spiting something on the napkin. She gasped as she lifted a diamond ring between her fingers. "Oy," Bubba said, slapping his hand on his head. Trish looked confused and searched Bubba's eyes for an answer. Bubba sighed and took the ring in his hand, bending down on one knee.
"Trish honey, this wasn't suppose to happen like this, I swear," he began, glancing over at Scotty, Shane and Shannon who were still hiding in the corner. "But I wanted to make your birthday extra special. So now that the whole romantic setting is ruined so I might as well skip my whole speech and get straight to the point," he began. Trish' eyes began to tear up, hoping he was going to ask her what she thought he was.
"Trish Stratus, will you marry me and have lots and lots of little Dudley babies with me? I promise I will make you sweeter than this cake and fill your nights with more romance that this idiotic proposal," he said. The room fell silent and Trish giggled. "On one condition," she said. Bubba nodded.
"You better make me sweeter cz this cake hardly has any sweetness in it," she laughed. Bubba smiled and placed the icing covered ring on her finger. "Yes, yes, yes!" Trish laughed, hugging Bubba tightly as he spun her around.
END FLASHBACK
"And that sweetheart, is how I asked your mommy to marry me," he concluded, tapping her nose with his finger. Christina laughed, absolutely amazed at the whole story. "A perfect fairy tale never told before," she giggled. Bubba laughed and kissed the top of her head. "Still think of me as a teddy bear?" he asked. Christina laughed and nodded. Bubba chuckled and tucked her in.
"And what story do you want tomorrow?" he asked. Already having the answer, Christian pretended to think, and think hard. "I know how you got together, and now how you got married, I think that's it," she said. Nodding Bubba got up and kissed her forehead again. "Night sugar plum," he said. Just as he was about to leave the door, Christina sat up.
"Daddy!" she yelled. Bubba turned to his daughter. Christina now had a smirk on her face. "Tomorrow you can tell me how I got to get here," she said and dropped back on the bed, going to sleep. Bubba's eyes widened in horror. "Oy, how I am going to tell her this?" he cried. He turned back to the door, surprised to find Trish in tears before him.
"Oh God, what did I do now?" he asked. Trish merely smiled and wrapped her arms around his neck, kissing him softly. "You fulfilled your promise. You made me sweeter than Molly's cake and filled my nights with romance," she tearfully smiled. Bubba smiled and kissed her forehead. "And now its time for me to fulfill my promise," she whispered. Bubba seemed confused.
"I promised to give you lots of little dudley's but we only have one," she stated. Bubba was now more confused then ever. "Well, for the next 8 months we only have one," she stated, putting a plastic object in his hand. Bubba looked down to see a home pregnancy test in his hand.
It read Positive. His mouth wide open, he looked in the eyes of his wife.
"Now we are even," she smiled and kissed him.
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