Cat and Ivy: The Heat Nightclub 1.6
Joaquin Phoenix – Kodiak Bard
Karen Cliché – Helena Kyle
Dina Meyer – Flora Isley
Keira Knightly – Rhea Black
Natalie Portman – Kathy Gordon
Elisha Cuthbert – Hannah Lance
Julianne Moore – Barbara Gordon
Ashley Judd – Kayla Black
Special Guest Stars:
Jessica Alba as Deborah Jo Gardens
Dean Cain as Brutus
Liv Tyler as Dizzy Arnez
Constance Marie as Renee Montoya
Created By: Elektra
Written By: Elektra
Directed By: DDES Fictions
Published By: DDES Fictions
Produced By: DDES Fictions
Edited By: DDES Fictions
Casting By: DDES Fictions
Copy Right of: Deborah Jo Gardens, Brutus, Kodiak Bard, Hannah Lance, Kathy Gordon, Rhea Black, and Flora Isley are property of DDES Fictions as well
as any other character not appearing in DC Comics or WB Pictures. Kayla
Black is property of Dritz Darkstorm
Dedication To: Orcat welcome back to Birds of Prey Online.
The briefing was okay, it wasn't too boring nor was it too fast as in moving. Mom is probably thinking holy shit my daughter is in the Batman Task Force, I used to be Federal Marshall, Mom call's them the "Legal Bounty Hunters" the bounty hunters with rules.
When Mom was my age it was all about breaking the rules, wells since then things have changed like cars for instance. No longer do they run on wheels, they run on magnets where the wheels used to be. No longer are they powered by gas, no they are powered by water, yeah if you get that they finally made hydro-powered cars.
Cell phones no more, everyone has a communicator, kind of like those old Star Trek shows. Only its handheld, and you dial a number kind of like the phone used to be.
My family is probably one of the oldest vigilante families. Starting with Great Grandma Diana Drake the first Black Canary, then Carolyn Lance, now you can guess where my first name came from. Carol was the second Black Canary, my mother Dinah Lance the third, and I am the fourth.
From bounty hunters to vigilantes its one big family tradition something I hope to pass on down to my daughter. My family is well screwed up and dysfunctional so to speak.
Here is the run down, so that way you won't be lost next season. I come from Dick Grayson's line. He has five daughters in all. I don't really know his daughters from Barbara, but I know I have a younger sister Julie by him and my mother.
Flora is 27, Helena 24, I'm 24, Kathy 23, Kodiak 25, and Rhea is 26. There now you won't be so confused on how old some of us are. Be careful around Kathy she is age sensitive if you catch my drift.
Barbara and Renee told us more about our pasts; well our lineage is more like it. Never knew my father was the second Batman, the first Nightwing and first Robin.
Anyway something weird is going on right now, see after the briefing a bunch of us went cruising, Flora took off without her girlfriend Dizzy.
Which was strange, so I suspected like the rest that she was up to something. Then we found her heading for The Heat Nightclub, which is a straight nightclub. Tell me why a lesbian walks into a straight nightclub?
Doesn't matter because Helena is trying to sing! We are all trying to sing some old song. I think its Lucky by Britney Spears man the music back then was whack. You have to listen to the Enforcers they rock!
Well the sun is setting creating a canvas sky over the Miami skyline. All the freaks come out at night, and by freaks I mean the evil dudes, because hey I'm meta-human, but we watch that F word.
By the time we got the Nightclub it was packed. There is no way we will be able to find her. She probably left already. So here we are sitting at this large table, like most of us. I notice that Deborah girl heading are way. Yes, unlike my good friends I pay attention when Auntie Barbara talks in the car.
"Hello" I greet my hand is out to shake; she shakes my hand, eye contact and its firm. "Hello you must be Miss Lance" she says, man she is good okay we weren't the only ones to grab a briefing. "I'm Deborah Jo Gardens, I'm your information booth for Los Diablo's" she introduces herself smiling.
"Good" Helena the natural leader with competition from Rhea. I notice Flora making out with a GUY!
So I tell Kathy, who tells Rhea and so on. "Miss Gardens why would Brutus be interested in Flora Isley?"
Helena asks out of the blue, I think it caught Deb off guard "Flora? That is his girlfriend, and don't worry Dizzy is my operative she is working for me so keep still" Deb reassures. That one slapped me in the face.
Flora is with a straight guy, and that is this bad guy right? Dizzy is this undercover operative and whoa! We are so blind then again that would be the point of being undercover no one notices.
"Funny how everyone leaves, and its just us and when I mean everybody I mean everybody including Flora" I notice everyone turns my way to see what I see. Oh yeah, its just a whole bunch of bad guys, like bikers, fighters, I could go on, but then that takes less time for me to um.... RUN!
I take off, as does everyone else, if this were Scooby-Doo now would be a great time to add a killer sound track, oh wait that's that Punisher movie, well so much for the killer sound track and merchandising.
Other bad guys block our exit; I think they are trying to force us to fight. Don't get sarcastic with me! I have only 2 years with this gig!
Ducking right Helena and I run to the table turn it over and break a leg off each "Okay now what do we do?" I ask she shrugs "Shove it into the next guy you come across" she suggests, "Thanks" I reply sarcastically.
Rhea isn't doing bad I take the puny leg of the table, and hit this big guy I mean he rivals the biggest in most of the ways. This big guy was like trying to hurt Rhea, and then he turns to me. "Hi" I wave like an idiot stupid, stupid.
Rhea sighs, taps him on the shoulder and gives him a hard right hook. He falls flat to the ground then Rhea realizes her fist hurts from punching a guy that size. "You okay?" I ask you know just trying to be a good friend. "Just dandy" she replies very sarcastically I might add.
Helena and Kodiak are doing great, oh Kathy poor girl. Rhea and I go to help Kathy out. These huge guys, okay maybe not as huge as that one dude, but still c'mon. Rhea and me get ready to help and here comes Deb swinging in like Tarzan!
"Thanks for not stealing our thunder!" I exclaim, and yes I do exclaim it with strong sarcastic emotion. More sarcasm than anything else, and Mother always said if you can't beat the crap out of them shoot the fuck out of them, and this coming from a bounty hunter no less.
So racing like an idiot I get to a few colts, and I mean these things are old fashion! But, hey if they can put a guy down I'm up for it. Only thing is how do you fire one of these babies?
Hey now I'm no dumb blonde! Okay so Rhea is the gunslinger like her Mom, and she just took the guns from me saying how I shouldn't hurt myself. Of all the things to say HOW RUDE!
Ducking left round-housing one guy, uppercut another, hit one guy in the balls, then elbows him. But on that last one, I didn't elbow a guy; I elbowed Helena and didn't know it. She taps me on the shoulder pulls back, I duck she misses me and hits her boyfriend Kodiak. "HANNAH!" she shouts, this is where I run away. Debbie left back for her place as we left back to the hotel.
So we tear up the Nightclub basically, kick ass of course. Barbara Gordon isn't too pleased with us In fact she says if we want to rough it up we better learn how to be rough.
"If you want to throw punches, and gun sling that is fine, but you will need the proper training I cannot offer you that training here, but when we are back in Gotham I will. Until then Renee will train you" Barbara instructs "By the way Hannah, Rhea your Mom's called, they want to know if you changed your underwear, and Kodi your Mom wants to know if your using a condom" Barbara informed, how nice of her to do so.
Why does my mother have to humiliate me? "Yes" I mumble, walking away slowly, very slowly I will put a paper bag on my head in shame of myself, and my mother.
Joaquin Phoenix – Kodiak Bard
Karen Cliché – Helena Kyle
Dina Meyer – Flora Isley
Keira Knightly – Rhea Black
Natalie Portman – Kathy Gordon
Elisha Cuthbert – Hannah Lance
Julianne Moore – Barbara Gordon
Ashley Judd – Kayla Black
Special Guest Stars:
Jessica Alba as Deborah Jo Gardens
Dean Cain as Brutus
Liv Tyler as Dizzy Arnez
Constance Marie as Renee Montoya
Created By: Elektra
Written By: Elektra
Directed By: DDES Fictions
Published By: DDES Fictions
Produced By: DDES Fictions
Edited By: DDES Fictions
Casting By: DDES Fictions
Copy Right of: Deborah Jo Gardens, Brutus, Kodiak Bard, Hannah Lance, Kathy Gordon, Rhea Black, and Flora Isley are property of DDES Fictions as well
as any other character not appearing in DC Comics or WB Pictures. Kayla
Black is property of Dritz Darkstorm
Dedication To: Orcat welcome back to Birds of Prey Online.
The briefing was okay, it wasn't too boring nor was it too fast as in moving. Mom is probably thinking holy shit my daughter is in the Batman Task Force, I used to be Federal Marshall, Mom call's them the "Legal Bounty Hunters" the bounty hunters with rules.
When Mom was my age it was all about breaking the rules, wells since then things have changed like cars for instance. No longer do they run on wheels, they run on magnets where the wheels used to be. No longer are they powered by gas, no they are powered by water, yeah if you get that they finally made hydro-powered cars.
Cell phones no more, everyone has a communicator, kind of like those old Star Trek shows. Only its handheld, and you dial a number kind of like the phone used to be.
My family is probably one of the oldest vigilante families. Starting with Great Grandma Diana Drake the first Black Canary, then Carolyn Lance, now you can guess where my first name came from. Carol was the second Black Canary, my mother Dinah Lance the third, and I am the fourth.
From bounty hunters to vigilantes its one big family tradition something I hope to pass on down to my daughter. My family is well screwed up and dysfunctional so to speak.
Here is the run down, so that way you won't be lost next season. I come from Dick Grayson's line. He has five daughters in all. I don't really know his daughters from Barbara, but I know I have a younger sister Julie by him and my mother.
Flora is 27, Helena 24, I'm 24, Kathy 23, Kodiak 25, and Rhea is 26. There now you won't be so confused on how old some of us are. Be careful around Kathy she is age sensitive if you catch my drift.
Barbara and Renee told us more about our pasts; well our lineage is more like it. Never knew my father was the second Batman, the first Nightwing and first Robin.
Anyway something weird is going on right now, see after the briefing a bunch of us went cruising, Flora took off without her girlfriend Dizzy.
Which was strange, so I suspected like the rest that she was up to something. Then we found her heading for The Heat Nightclub, which is a straight nightclub. Tell me why a lesbian walks into a straight nightclub?
Doesn't matter because Helena is trying to sing! We are all trying to sing some old song. I think its Lucky by Britney Spears man the music back then was whack. You have to listen to the Enforcers they rock!
Well the sun is setting creating a canvas sky over the Miami skyline. All the freaks come out at night, and by freaks I mean the evil dudes, because hey I'm meta-human, but we watch that F word.
By the time we got the Nightclub it was packed. There is no way we will be able to find her. She probably left already. So here we are sitting at this large table, like most of us. I notice that Deborah girl heading are way. Yes, unlike my good friends I pay attention when Auntie Barbara talks in the car.
"Hello" I greet my hand is out to shake; she shakes my hand, eye contact and its firm. "Hello you must be Miss Lance" she says, man she is good okay we weren't the only ones to grab a briefing. "I'm Deborah Jo Gardens, I'm your information booth for Los Diablo's" she introduces herself smiling.
"Good" Helena the natural leader with competition from Rhea. I notice Flora making out with a GUY!
So I tell Kathy, who tells Rhea and so on. "Miss Gardens why would Brutus be interested in Flora Isley?"
Helena asks out of the blue, I think it caught Deb off guard "Flora? That is his girlfriend, and don't worry Dizzy is my operative she is working for me so keep still" Deb reassures. That one slapped me in the face.
Flora is with a straight guy, and that is this bad guy right? Dizzy is this undercover operative and whoa! We are so blind then again that would be the point of being undercover no one notices.
"Funny how everyone leaves, and its just us and when I mean everybody I mean everybody including Flora" I notice everyone turns my way to see what I see. Oh yeah, its just a whole bunch of bad guys, like bikers, fighters, I could go on, but then that takes less time for me to um.... RUN!
I take off, as does everyone else, if this were Scooby-Doo now would be a great time to add a killer sound track, oh wait that's that Punisher movie, well so much for the killer sound track and merchandising.
Other bad guys block our exit; I think they are trying to force us to fight. Don't get sarcastic with me! I have only 2 years with this gig!
Ducking right Helena and I run to the table turn it over and break a leg off each "Okay now what do we do?" I ask she shrugs "Shove it into the next guy you come across" she suggests, "Thanks" I reply sarcastically.
Rhea isn't doing bad I take the puny leg of the table, and hit this big guy I mean he rivals the biggest in most of the ways. This big guy was like trying to hurt Rhea, and then he turns to me. "Hi" I wave like an idiot stupid, stupid.
Rhea sighs, taps him on the shoulder and gives him a hard right hook. He falls flat to the ground then Rhea realizes her fist hurts from punching a guy that size. "You okay?" I ask you know just trying to be a good friend. "Just dandy" she replies very sarcastically I might add.
Helena and Kodiak are doing great, oh Kathy poor girl. Rhea and I go to help Kathy out. These huge guys, okay maybe not as huge as that one dude, but still c'mon. Rhea and me get ready to help and here comes Deb swinging in like Tarzan!
"Thanks for not stealing our thunder!" I exclaim, and yes I do exclaim it with strong sarcastic emotion. More sarcasm than anything else, and Mother always said if you can't beat the crap out of them shoot the fuck out of them, and this coming from a bounty hunter no less.
So racing like an idiot I get to a few colts, and I mean these things are old fashion! But, hey if they can put a guy down I'm up for it. Only thing is how do you fire one of these babies?
Hey now I'm no dumb blonde! Okay so Rhea is the gunslinger like her Mom, and she just took the guns from me saying how I shouldn't hurt myself. Of all the things to say HOW RUDE!
Ducking left round-housing one guy, uppercut another, hit one guy in the balls, then elbows him. But on that last one, I didn't elbow a guy; I elbowed Helena and didn't know it. She taps me on the shoulder pulls back, I duck she misses me and hits her boyfriend Kodiak. "HANNAH!" she shouts, this is where I run away. Debbie left back for her place as we left back to the hotel.
So we tear up the Nightclub basically, kick ass of course. Barbara Gordon isn't too pleased with us In fact she says if we want to rough it up we better learn how to be rough.
"If you want to throw punches, and gun sling that is fine, but you will need the proper training I cannot offer you that training here, but when we are back in Gotham I will. Until then Renee will train you" Barbara instructs "By the way Hannah, Rhea your Mom's called, they want to know if you changed your underwear, and Kodi your Mom wants to know if your using a condom" Barbara informed, how nice of her to do so.
Why does my mother have to humiliate me? "Yes" I mumble, walking away slowly, very slowly I will put a paper bag on my head in shame of myself, and my mother.