We have to what!??? By Paige of athree
Disclaimer- The YU-YU Hakusho guys do not belong to us( although we wish Hiei & Kurama did () Says Paige- This is not a yaoi, even though it may seem like it. It has some gender confusion, especially with Kurama. Lyn- Ooooo! I can't wait to hear this one! Nicole- You mean read. Lyn- Oh, yeah. Paige- Ignore them & enjoy!!
" Your guys' mission is to kill the demon known as Rikashi. He owns a castle here in the Demon Realm. Apparently, a lot of human & demon women have been disappearing lately & we know who has been stealing them." Koenma explained. Yuusuke stopped combing his hair.
" Who?" He asked. Koenma smacked his forehead.
" Have you not been listening?! Rikashu has! He has guards go out & find women & then bring them back to the castle!" Koenma shrieked. Yuusuke shrugged.
" Do you have the location of his castle?" Kurama asked. Hiei wasn't listening to any of them. The only thing he was listening to was that voice that spoke whenever Koenma did. It was high-pitched & it was driving him crazy.
".That's where it is. Now go." Koenma was saying. Hiei spotted a jar on the self behind Koenma. A fairy fluttered around inside mocking Koenma. Hiei chuckled.
" Hiei? What is it?" Botan asked. Kuwabara laughed loudly.
" Yeah, shrimp! What is it? Was that a small cry of terror as you know this Rikashi person has got to be taller than you. I mean who isn't. You're so-" Kuwabara began to say. Hiei glared at him.
" If you want to keep you vocal cords, then do NOT finish that sentence!" Hiei snarled, his hand flexing, ready to rip out Kuwabara's vocal cords. Kuwabara gulped & luckily didn't finish that sentence.
" Hiei. What were you laughing about?" Botan asked again.
" That fairy. She's mocking Koenma." Hiei replied. Koenma whirled in his chair & opened the jar. The fairy flew out, her little wings gleaming
" This is WingGleam, the princess of fairies. She is accompanying you on the mission 'cause she kno-" Koenma stated, but the fairy grew impatient.
" Whatever. It's about time you let me out, little brat! If I had to witness another Oh-my-father-is-spanking-me sessions, I would DIE!!!" WingGleam retorted. The others roared with laughter, Koenma hurriedly pushed them out of his office.
~Hours Later~
They finally reached the castle. It towered over them like a mountain. A black, gigantic, moving mountain.
" Ewww.. It's organic." WingGleam said, staring up at huge castle.
" Organic?" Kuwabara looked puzzled.
" Yeah, organic! In other, simpleton words, it's alive. Don'tcha know anything?" WingGleam snapped.
" Uhhhh." Kuwabara stared at her, his jaw slack.
" I thought so. Idiot." She muttered.
" She has the same temper as Hiei." Kurama remarked. They approached the castle. Something around 100 guards guarded the door. Yuusuke gulped.
" How are we gonna get in?" He asked. Kurama shook his head..
" We can't. there is no possible way to get in without getting killed." He reported. WingGleam fluttered towards the gate.
" WingGleam, no! Come back!" Botan yelled. WingGleam ignored her & kept going. After a minute or so of hovering, she returned.
" What Koenma said was true. Rikashi has hundreds of women going into his castle." WingGleam said.
" Well, HOW ARE WE GONNA GET IN?!" Yuusuke cried.
" Don't yell in my ear & I don't know." Kurama shot back, covering his ringing ears. WingGleam whispered something in Botan's ear. Both of them laughed.
" What?" Hiei yelled.
" We have an idea!!" WingGleam replied.
" What's your idea?" Kuwabara asked, curiosity building up inside him.
" You guys have to dress.IN DRAG!!!!!!!!" WingGleam & Botan giggled loudly.
" NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" all of the boys screamed.
~Fifteen minutes later~
"No, no, no!! Absolutely NOT!!!" Yuusuke cried.
" I'm outta here." Hiei jumped into a tree.
" Hiei! Come down! Please!" Botan begged sweetly, walking under the tree.
" NO!!! Wench, I said NOOOOO!!!" He growled. WingGleam pointed a finger at Yuusuke.
" What are you going to do?" Yuusuke asked nervously, while backing up. A beam of light shot forth from the fairy's finger & hit Yuusuke. When the dissipated, Yuusuke was in a dress, had longer hair, & longer nails.
" AHHHHHHHHHHH!!!" He screamed. His voice was now higher. Yuusuke screamed again. Kurama doubled over with laughter, his red hair falling over his shoulders. Hiei jumped down from the tree to see what was going on & burst into laughter when he saw the now feminine Yuusuke. WingGleam shot a beam at both Kurama & Hiei. Both appeared in dresses, Hiei with longer hair, both with longer nails.
" AHHHHHHHHHHH!!!" They screamed, realizing with another scream that their voices were higher too. Kuwabara was having a field day. He was rolling on the ground, pounding the dirt with his fist, laughing hysterically.
" I don't get shot! Hehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehe!!" Kuwabara could barely breathe.
" Why not?" Hiei yelled, although his voice was less threatening now.
" He's too ugly." WingGleam replied. Kuwabara's laughs turned into sobs.
" Now what?" Kurama asked as WingGleam put a bow in Hiei's hair.
" You go inside the castle!" Botan replied, much more cheerful than the three 'girls'.
" What about you? You're a girl!" Yuusuke pointed out.
" Me & Kuwabara are backup." She answered, still cheerful.
" Let's go then." Yuusuke said. Yuusuke, Hiei, & Kurama took a step, tripped, & tumbled down a hill to the castle.
~CH.2 COMING SOON (~ Nicole- (transforms into HULK woman & smashes Paige's new Red Hummer) Paige- NOOOOOO!! Lyn- Don't end a chapter then. Paige- God@#$%it!!! Seeya soon!
Disclaimer- The YU-YU Hakusho guys do not belong to us( although we wish Hiei & Kurama did () Says Paige- This is not a yaoi, even though it may seem like it. It has some gender confusion, especially with Kurama. Lyn- Ooooo! I can't wait to hear this one! Nicole- You mean read. Lyn- Oh, yeah. Paige- Ignore them & enjoy!!
" Your guys' mission is to kill the demon known as Rikashi. He owns a castle here in the Demon Realm. Apparently, a lot of human & demon women have been disappearing lately & we know who has been stealing them." Koenma explained. Yuusuke stopped combing his hair.
" Who?" He asked. Koenma smacked his forehead.
" Have you not been listening?! Rikashu has! He has guards go out & find women & then bring them back to the castle!" Koenma shrieked. Yuusuke shrugged.
" Do you have the location of his castle?" Kurama asked. Hiei wasn't listening to any of them. The only thing he was listening to was that voice that spoke whenever Koenma did. It was high-pitched & it was driving him crazy.
".That's where it is. Now go." Koenma was saying. Hiei spotted a jar on the self behind Koenma. A fairy fluttered around inside mocking Koenma. Hiei chuckled.
" Hiei? What is it?" Botan asked. Kuwabara laughed loudly.
" Yeah, shrimp! What is it? Was that a small cry of terror as you know this Rikashi person has got to be taller than you. I mean who isn't. You're so-" Kuwabara began to say. Hiei glared at him.
" If you want to keep you vocal cords, then do NOT finish that sentence!" Hiei snarled, his hand flexing, ready to rip out Kuwabara's vocal cords. Kuwabara gulped & luckily didn't finish that sentence.
" Hiei. What were you laughing about?" Botan asked again.
" That fairy. She's mocking Koenma." Hiei replied. Koenma whirled in his chair & opened the jar. The fairy flew out, her little wings gleaming
" This is WingGleam, the princess of fairies. She is accompanying you on the mission 'cause she kno-" Koenma stated, but the fairy grew impatient.
" Whatever. It's about time you let me out, little brat! If I had to witness another Oh-my-father-is-spanking-me sessions, I would DIE!!!" WingGleam retorted. The others roared with laughter, Koenma hurriedly pushed them out of his office.
~Hours Later~
They finally reached the castle. It towered over them like a mountain. A black, gigantic, moving mountain.
" Ewww.. It's organic." WingGleam said, staring up at huge castle.
" Organic?" Kuwabara looked puzzled.
" Yeah, organic! In other, simpleton words, it's alive. Don'tcha know anything?" WingGleam snapped.
" Uhhhh." Kuwabara stared at her, his jaw slack.
" I thought so. Idiot." She muttered.
" She has the same temper as Hiei." Kurama remarked. They approached the castle. Something around 100 guards guarded the door. Yuusuke gulped.
" How are we gonna get in?" He asked. Kurama shook his head..
" We can't. there is no possible way to get in without getting killed." He reported. WingGleam fluttered towards the gate.
" WingGleam, no! Come back!" Botan yelled. WingGleam ignored her & kept going. After a minute or so of hovering, she returned.
" What Koenma said was true. Rikashi has hundreds of women going into his castle." WingGleam said.
" Well, HOW ARE WE GONNA GET IN?!" Yuusuke cried.
" Don't yell in my ear & I don't know." Kurama shot back, covering his ringing ears. WingGleam whispered something in Botan's ear. Both of them laughed.
" What?" Hiei yelled.
" We have an idea!!" WingGleam replied.
" What's your idea?" Kuwabara asked, curiosity building up inside him.
" You guys have to dress.IN DRAG!!!!!!!!" WingGleam & Botan giggled loudly.
" NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" all of the boys screamed.
~Fifteen minutes later~
"No, no, no!! Absolutely NOT!!!" Yuusuke cried.
" I'm outta here." Hiei jumped into a tree.
" Hiei! Come down! Please!" Botan begged sweetly, walking under the tree.
" NO!!! Wench, I said NOOOOO!!!" He growled. WingGleam pointed a finger at Yuusuke.
" What are you going to do?" Yuusuke asked nervously, while backing up. A beam of light shot forth from the fairy's finger & hit Yuusuke. When the dissipated, Yuusuke was in a dress, had longer hair, & longer nails.
" AHHHHHHHHHHH!!!" He screamed. His voice was now higher. Yuusuke screamed again. Kurama doubled over with laughter, his red hair falling over his shoulders. Hiei jumped down from the tree to see what was going on & burst into laughter when he saw the now feminine Yuusuke. WingGleam shot a beam at both Kurama & Hiei. Both appeared in dresses, Hiei with longer hair, both with longer nails.
" AHHHHHHHHHHH!!!" They screamed, realizing with another scream that their voices were higher too. Kuwabara was having a field day. He was rolling on the ground, pounding the dirt with his fist, laughing hysterically.
" I don't get shot! Hehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehe!!" Kuwabara could barely breathe.
" Why not?" Hiei yelled, although his voice was less threatening now.
" He's too ugly." WingGleam replied. Kuwabara's laughs turned into sobs.
" Now what?" Kurama asked as WingGleam put a bow in Hiei's hair.
" You go inside the castle!" Botan replied, much more cheerful than the three 'girls'.
" What about you? You're a girl!" Yuusuke pointed out.
" Me & Kuwabara are backup." She answered, still cheerful.
" Let's go then." Yuusuke said. Yuusuke, Hiei, & Kurama took a step, tripped, & tumbled down a hill to the castle.
~CH.2 COMING SOON (~ Nicole- (transforms into HULK woman & smashes Paige's new Red Hummer) Paige- NOOOOOO!! Lyn- Don't end a chapter then. Paige- God@#$%it!!! Seeya soon!