Ch.2 We have to What?!
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Paige- This is Ch.2. So far the boys have only reached the tip of the
iceberg that I have in store for them.
Lyn- (laughing hysterically)
Nicole- What is wrong with you, psycho?
Lyn- I'm reading this and it's soooooooo funny!!
P & N- Psycho.
Ch. 2- " Ouch. These high-heels are going to be the end of me!" Hiei yelled. Kurama huffed.
" Get used to it." Kurama mumbled. Hiei tripped, his dress swishing forward.
" God (bad language has been censored due to it's severity)!!!" Hiei cried. Yuusuke whirled to face him. The Ningen batted his long eyelashes at the fire Koorime.
" Now dearest Hiei. If you go around cussing like a sailor, the enemy will suspect something fishy." Yuusuke warned. Kurama doubled over with laughter.
" You sounded just like Botan right there!" Kurama chuckled. Hiei hiked up his dress and marched off as dignifying as he could (he was tripping because of the high-heels and they were hurting his poor widdle toes). They slowly approached the guarded castle doors. The guards eyed them like hawks eyeing unsuspecting prey. Kurama paused to stare up at the castle and was struck on the back of the head by a guard.
" Ow!!" Kurama cried as she fell to the ground.
" Get going, you (profanity is wrong)!" the guard barked. Kurama, stunned by the blow and the usage of bad language, slowly rose to his feet and quickly joined his friend.
" That hurt!" he wailed. Hiei snickered.
" Poor baby. Did 'she' get hit on the head? Awwww.." Yuusuke taunted. Kurama responded by smacking the crap out of him twice. Yuusuke rubbed his sore cheek, wondering how the kitsune learned how to hit that hard.
" You know, out of the three of us, Kurama easily passes for a woman." Hiei muttered. That remark earned him a sore, red handprint on his face.
" Ow!! That really hurt, fox!!!" Hiei roared. A guard ran over to them.
" Go that way, (female dog word)!" the guard yelled, pointing with his spear.
" Jeez, what is it with these people and their incisive use of cuss words?" Kurama wondered out loud. The other two shrugged. They entered a huge, lavish throne room. On the throne sat a tall demon. He was at least 9 feet tall, had a red tint to his shoulder-length black hair, and a face to die for. The Yu-Yu 'girls' stood in line, where about 50 other women stood.
" So is he picking a wife?" Hiei asked Kurama.
" I guess. Oh.. We shouldn't use our real names. Use a fake name. Okay?" Kurama replied. The two nodded. All three were hit over the head.
" Be quiet, wenches!!" a guard snapped. Rikashi stood.
" Ah.My beauties." He exclaimed. Yuusuke gagged and was rewarded with another whack over the head.
" Ouch!! Quit or I'll tear you to shreds!" Yuusuke snarled. Rikashi approached him.
" Feisty, eh?" Rikashi murmured. Yuusuke smiled.
" You haven't seen 'feisty' yet." Yuusuke said. He meant that he would fight Rikashi, but Rikashi didn't quite travel the same road as Yuusuke's thinking. Rikashi thought Yuusuke was talking about 'in bed', which caused the Lord Of The Castle to smile at Yuusuke. That in turn caused Hiei to laugh hysterically into his sash. Rikashi's attention turned to Hiei.
" Oh, and you're a joker. Well, I like all types of women." Rikashi said to the Koorime. That remark silenced Hiei. Rikashi began up and down the line, staring and evaluating the women. When he passed Kurama, he stopped.
" And what is your name?" he asked, smiling extremely warmly at Kurama. Kurama thought of a name quickly.
" Mia." Kurama answered.
" Mia. That's a cute name. Hmmmm. My decision is made. I have picked a wife." Rikashi announced.
" Really? Who?'' Kurama asked, although he had a hint, but feared the answer. Rikashi slipped an arm around Kurama's waist and pulled him close.
" You, Mia." Rikashi whispered. Nooooooooo!, Kurama thought. His eyes grew larger than dinner plates. Hiei and Yuusuke laughed into their sashes.
" M-m-m-me?!" Kurama stammered.
" Uh-huh." Rikashi nodded. Kurama's next sentence was cut-off as Rikashi pressed his lips against his. Hiei and Yuusuke burst into laughter, which quickly cut short as guards whacked them in their heads.AGAIN!!! Rikashi picked up Kurama (who was too dazed and stunned to resist) and began to walk off.
" Oh, and guards. You may have your pick of these girls." Rikashi voice rang out. Hiei and Yuusuke turned around. Two guards stood there, smiling evilly.
" OH DEAR!!!" Yuusuke cried. One guard threw him over his shoulder.
" AHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!" Hiei ran. The guard chased him. He ran past the guard that had certain Ningen Spirit Detective over their shoulder. Hiei tripped again. His high-heels were caught in a crack.
" These (profanity towards shoes) high-heels!!" Hiei screamed. The guard lifted him up and over his shoulder.
"Nooo!" Hiei yelled. " I am NOT YOUR TOY!!!!!" The guard apparently thought that this. He roared with laughter. Sadly, the three 'girls' were carried off, two kicking and screaming and one still dazed, to be subjected to whatever awaited them.
------------------------END OF CH.2---------------------
Paige- I await your responses and you'll await Ch.3!!!!!
Ch. 2- " Ouch. These high-heels are going to be the end of me!" Hiei yelled. Kurama huffed.
" Get used to it." Kurama mumbled. Hiei tripped, his dress swishing forward.
" God (bad language has been censored due to it's severity)!!!" Hiei cried. Yuusuke whirled to face him. The Ningen batted his long eyelashes at the fire Koorime.
" Now dearest Hiei. If you go around cussing like a sailor, the enemy will suspect something fishy." Yuusuke warned. Kurama doubled over with laughter.
" You sounded just like Botan right there!" Kurama chuckled. Hiei hiked up his dress and marched off as dignifying as he could (he was tripping because of the high-heels and they were hurting his poor widdle toes). They slowly approached the guarded castle doors. The guards eyed them like hawks eyeing unsuspecting prey. Kurama paused to stare up at the castle and was struck on the back of the head by a guard.
" Ow!!" Kurama cried as she fell to the ground.
" Get going, you (profanity is wrong)!" the guard barked. Kurama, stunned by the blow and the usage of bad language, slowly rose to his feet and quickly joined his friend.
" That hurt!" he wailed. Hiei snickered.
" Poor baby. Did 'she' get hit on the head? Awwww.." Yuusuke taunted. Kurama responded by smacking the crap out of him twice. Yuusuke rubbed his sore cheek, wondering how the kitsune learned how to hit that hard.
" You know, out of the three of us, Kurama easily passes for a woman." Hiei muttered. That remark earned him a sore, red handprint on his face.
" Ow!! That really hurt, fox!!!" Hiei roared. A guard ran over to them.
" Go that way, (female dog word)!" the guard yelled, pointing with his spear.
" Jeez, what is it with these people and their incisive use of cuss words?" Kurama wondered out loud. The other two shrugged. They entered a huge, lavish throne room. On the throne sat a tall demon. He was at least 9 feet tall, had a red tint to his shoulder-length black hair, and a face to die for. The Yu-Yu 'girls' stood in line, where about 50 other women stood.
" So is he picking a wife?" Hiei asked Kurama.
" I guess. Oh.. We shouldn't use our real names. Use a fake name. Okay?" Kurama replied. The two nodded. All three were hit over the head.
" Be quiet, wenches!!" a guard snapped. Rikashi stood.
" Ah.My beauties." He exclaimed. Yuusuke gagged and was rewarded with another whack over the head.
" Ouch!! Quit or I'll tear you to shreds!" Yuusuke snarled. Rikashi approached him.
" Feisty, eh?" Rikashi murmured. Yuusuke smiled.
" You haven't seen 'feisty' yet." Yuusuke said. He meant that he would fight Rikashi, but Rikashi didn't quite travel the same road as Yuusuke's thinking. Rikashi thought Yuusuke was talking about 'in bed', which caused the Lord Of The Castle to smile at Yuusuke. That in turn caused Hiei to laugh hysterically into his sash. Rikashi's attention turned to Hiei.
" Oh, and you're a joker. Well, I like all types of women." Rikashi said to the Koorime. That remark silenced Hiei. Rikashi began up and down the line, staring and evaluating the women. When he passed Kurama, he stopped.
" And what is your name?" he asked, smiling extremely warmly at Kurama. Kurama thought of a name quickly.
" Mia." Kurama answered.
" Mia. That's a cute name. Hmmmm. My decision is made. I have picked a wife." Rikashi announced.
" Really? Who?'' Kurama asked, although he had a hint, but feared the answer. Rikashi slipped an arm around Kurama's waist and pulled him close.
" You, Mia." Rikashi whispered. Nooooooooo!, Kurama thought. His eyes grew larger than dinner plates. Hiei and Yuusuke laughed into their sashes.
" M-m-m-me?!" Kurama stammered.
" Uh-huh." Rikashi nodded. Kurama's next sentence was cut-off as Rikashi pressed his lips against his. Hiei and Yuusuke burst into laughter, which quickly cut short as guards whacked them in their heads.AGAIN!!! Rikashi picked up Kurama (who was too dazed and stunned to resist) and began to walk off.
" Oh, and guards. You may have your pick of these girls." Rikashi voice rang out. Hiei and Yuusuke turned around. Two guards stood there, smiling evilly.
" OH DEAR!!!" Yuusuke cried. One guard threw him over his shoulder.
" AHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!" Hiei ran. The guard chased him. He ran past the guard that had certain Ningen Spirit Detective over their shoulder. Hiei tripped again. His high-heels were caught in a crack.
" These (profanity towards shoes) high-heels!!" Hiei screamed. The guard lifted him up and over his shoulder.
"Nooo!" Hiei yelled. " I am NOT YOUR TOY!!!!!" The guard apparently thought that this. He roared with laughter. Sadly, the three 'girls' were carried off, two kicking and screaming and one still dazed, to be subjected to whatever awaited them.
------------------------END OF CH.2---------------------
Paige- I await your responses and you'll await Ch.3!!!!!