Rurouni Kenshin Out-Takes Chapter 2: OH MY GOD! I CAN'T BELIEVE THIS!!!
Disclaimer: I don't own RK....but hey that doesn't mean I can't screw them up right?!
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Narrator: hey minna-san! How are you guys? You missed me?!
Kyori: oh shut-up baka! They missed me the most!
Narrator: no they do not! They LOVE ME!! Am I RIGHT! minna-san!!! you missed me RIGHT!
Kyori: oh please don't kid yourself! They love to read this just so they can read about me not
you!
Narrator: oh shut-up they are becoming restless here shall we start?
Kyori: no! We should just leave them hanging for our selfish reasons! Of course we should start!
Man! I have a baka for a sister, man I wish I had an onii-san then an onee-san kami-sama help
me!
Narrator: (hits kyori on the head.) Shut-up KYORI!!!...........OKAY lets start gomen for my baka
imouto.
Kyori:(rubs bump) yeah gomen lets just start before my onee goes insane!
Narrator: KYORI!!! that's it!!(chases after her) get back her DEAR sister come give your onee a
HUG!
Kyori: um.......lets start PLEASE uh-oh HELP ME MINNA-SAN ahhhhhhhhhhHHHHHHH!!!!!!!
Narrator:(hides baseball bat) alright minna-san! Enjoy the fanfic please R&R.^_~x
********************Scene where Enishi fights Kenshin.********* *********************
Enishi: Battousai you will pay for killing my sister! My jinchuu will satisfy me and my dead
sister!
Kenshin: Enishi please forgive me for killing her I never wished to have stained my hands with
her blood that I did not. But I cannot turn back time to that day we must leave the past behind us
and continue.....um...enishi are you okay?
Enishi:.......................................(little Zzz's starts popping up on his head)
Kenshin: (waves hand in front of him) enishi? Enishi? Hello? What the hell is wrong with you?
Are you a...no he couldn't he isn't...he is!(he clenches fist tightly) ENISHI WAKE UP!!!!!!!
Enishi:....WHAT? Where's the fire!(looks around then sees kenshin pissed-off) oh...um...hey! um
what's wrong with you don't tell me you forgot your line again! Jesus and to think you are the
battousai! Shish!
Kenshin:......IIE it was YOU who screwed up this time you fell asleep on me!!(points at enishi on
the chest)
Enishi:......well it's not my fault if your STUPID philosophy-shit puts ME TO SLEEP!(breathes
very heavily also pissed)
Kenshin:....................................(clenches fists tightly then starts to shack uncontrollably)
Kenji: otou? Are you okay?(gazes at kenshin then eyes widen like saucers)Enishi-oji! I think you
should run for it!
Enishi: and why? Pray tell should I do tha.......(stares at kenshin's piercing amber pissed-off
eyes)oh my GOD! HIS going TO KILL ME!! AHHHHHHHHH!!!!!(starts running far-far-far- far-
far-far-far-far-far-far away from them screaming)
***************Scene with chibi-kenji, kaoru, and kenshin discussing about.....*************
Kenji's talk of "Manhood"
(Chibi)Kenji: Otousan! Okaasan! can I ask you a question?(runs to them and looking at them
with innocent indigo eyes.)
Kaoru: "Sure kenji what is it."(picks up chibi-kenji and smiles at him.)
Kenji: "Who made me?"
Kenshin: "Me and your mother son."(also smiles at his son)
Kenji: "Then who is sex-dono?"
Kenshin: "Oro!?"(looks around set to see the RK-cast fall anime-style)
Kaoru: "Nani!?"(starts to panic then looks at kenshin for help.)
Kenji: "I heard that good or bad sex made me, who is it otousan!? okaasan!?"
Kaoru: "We will tell you when you are older son."
Kenji: "Why?"
Kaoru: "Because... you don't know him, you will not know him until your grown up."
Kenji: "Why?"
Kenshin: "Because it's the law of nature de gozaru yo."
Kenji: "Why?"
Kenshin: "Well, that's how life is."
Kenji: "Why?"
Kenshin: "Because it is already set..."
Kenji: "Why?"
Kenshin: "Because someone sets it..."
Kenji: "Who?"
Kenshin: "Kami-sama."
Kenji: "When?"
Kenshin: "Before you are born."
Kenji: "Where?"
Kenshin: "In heaven de gozaru."
Kenji: "oh..."
Kenshin/Kaoru [thinking]: silence... could it be? Has he given up? Will there be peace? Has a
dream come true?
Kenji: "And why?"
Kenshin/Kaoru [thinking]: Dammit.
Kaoru: "Um, can we answer that later?"
Kenji: "Ok... then can I ask another question de gozaru ka?"
Kaoru: "Of course kenji, anything, what is it?"(smiles brightly to hear kenji talk like kenshin.)
Kenji: "what is sexual tension?"
Kenshin: "oroooororooroo!"(falls face first on the ground.)
Kaoru: "I....kenji who told you about sex-dono and sexual tension?"(starts getting angry)
Kenshin: (gets back up) hai kenji who told you about this de gozaru...(glares at the RK-cast with
amber eyes)
Kenji: ano...it was Misao-obachan and Aoshi-ojichan.(point to misao and aoshi while misao
hides behind aoshi and while aoshi is writing his last will.)
Kenshin: (Very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, and very pissed off starts
to walk towards aoshi and misao slowly with dark narrowed amber eyes) you two how could you
tell MY INNOCENT SON ABOUT SEX!
Aoshi: (gulps and point at misao) she made me do it, she forced me into this with...(starts to
mumble)blackmail.
Kenshin: (grabs sakabatou then hits aoshi and he falls to the ground) one down and one to
go...(starts walking to misao while she runs away.)
Misao: AOSHI!!! HIMURA DON'T COME NEAR ME HEEELLLPPP!!!!!!AHHHHHHHHH!!!!!
Kenshin: (smirks evilly) Oh misao!! Come HERE I want to TALK to YOU about MY
SON!!!(starts laughing evilly) bwahahahahahahahahahaha!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Kenji: (looks at kaoru then at kenshin) okaa? Otou, is he okay because he look like enishi-ojisan
now, is he crazy?!
Kaoru: *sigh* no kenji your otou is not crazy he just is mad at misao and aoshi and also he had a
migraine this morning so he would have turned out as battousai anyway.*sigh*
Kenji: oh...so otou is crazy! Why did you marry him if he's koo-koo! Huh okaa!
Kaoru: I don't know kenji I have no clue why maybe I was drunk or drugged when I married him
I don't know...well actually I don't even remember our honeymoon either! Hmm! Maybe I was
drugged!
Director: um...oh...yeah...I'm just going to call the police and huddle up in that lonely corner over
there and cry myself a river. Also while we're at it battousai kill all of you and I go crazy and
probably shoot myself too, yeah that sounds good!
*************************At The Break Room**************************************
(Our heros (and enemies) have won themselves a two hour break for some strange unknown
reason......)
Souzou: (starts humming a nice melody) hmmm hm hmm hm hm hmmm hmmm hm hmm....
Shin ya: What the hell are you humming about?
Souzou: I'm humming something I saw in South Park last night...chupow!!(I don't own south
park either)
Kenji: what was that you said?
Souzou: huh? I said that I got it from south park...chupow!!
Ryu(Saitou's son): chupow? What the hell did you say?
Souzou: WELL YOU GUYS FUCK OFF!!! I GOT IT FROM MICHEL JACKSON!! CHUPOW!!
Kenji: Nani? You mean that gay dude!? The one who molesters kids!? The one who had at least
a hundred surgeries!?
Souzou:......yeah that's him! Isn't he cool!!!(he smiled idiotically at them)
Ryu: what the Fuck are you....(then a light bulb pops in his head but dies out, so he pokes it then
it lights up again.)
Kenji: (watching ryu and his *light bulb* then mummers something about stupid wolves) Maa
Maa calm down souzou but why would you want to copy that gay-ahhh! (Rubs his bottom as he
see's ryu put back his katana) Hey what the fu-I mean what the heck did you do that for! (he said
as he see's his father coming)
Kenshin: ah! Kenji what are you doing with souzou and...ryu? (He glares at ryu for he had seen
ryu *poke* his katana on kenji's bottom)
Kenji: um...I was talking with them about what souzou saw last night!
Kenshin: and what would that be my son?(he narrows his eyes at souzou for it was HIM that told
his innocent aisoku kenji all the porno stuff and foul words and bad attitude so he doesn't trust
souzou even if he is his nephew.)
Souzou:(knowing his uncle's stare)oh don't worry kenshin-ojisan I'm just telling kenji and ryu of
my new word..chupow!
Kenshin: (raises eyebrow) chu-pow? Souzou what is that de gozaru ya!
Ryu: It's a cool Michel Jackson phrase, ne Kenji?!
Kenji: (looks at ryu like a mad cow) what the-ahhh!!!(gets *poked* again by ryu)
Kenshin:(pissed at ryu once again *poking* his pure son)Ryu! Do not *poke* my son
again!(grabs kenji then embraces him)
Kenji: (totally embarrassed by his father's protectiveness) Otou...it's ok I'm fine, ne?(he looks at
kenshin to see if he buys it but see's the battousai instead.)
Shin ya(who has been left out): why do you think souzou's new word is cool ryu? Also why is
ojisan hugging kenji like a lifeline?
Ryu: well......(then light bulb pops up again but dies once more so he pokes it but it won't light
up)shimatta! This bulb won't lit up and I had a good idea too!!!(starts poking it again)
Battousai: (watches as ryu tries to lit the *light bulb* on, he smirks then whisper to kenji
something) so what do you say son shall we?
Kenji: hmmm......(smirks evilly) lets otou it will be fun!
(Kenshin and kenji goes to the wall that has a switch on then pulls it up to ON then watches.)
Ryu: (light bulb turns on again)heh heh I did it yeah!!(then bulb dies)crap!!!(turns on) hai!!(off)
fuck!(on) good! (Off) what the FUCK is wrong with it I need a new BULB!!
Souzou:(watching kenshin and kenji flicking the switch on and off) well maybe you never used it
so it probably got rusted.
Ryu:(pissed) are you saying that I'm STUPID!!!(trying to ignore the *light bulb* going on and
off)
Souzou: well....(he points to kenshin and kenji) their the ones who's messing your mind!!!
Ryu: (looks over to where kenshin and kenji started whistling and looking around while getting
away from the wall.) YOU TWO you're the ONES that messed my *LIGHT BULB*!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
(points to the lit bulb but dies again) HEY YOU DID IT AGAIN!!!!!!!!!!!!
Kenji: we didn't do it our hands didn't even touch the wall that time(pulls out his hands)SEE!!
Battousai:(also pulls out hands) we didn't do it this time like my son said.
Janitor: (comes up) Oops! is that light bulb broken again this is the tenth time this happened this
week!!(switches the old light bulb then places a new one in it's place)There you go now good as
new!!(then walks away)
Ryu: What THE FUCK WAS THAT!!!(points to where the janitor left)does this mean I never
had an idea THIS WHOLE TIME!!!!!!!!!
Souzou:(thinking...that's one cra-zy mother-fucker)yeah that's what I said ryu DUH!!....chumona!
Kenji: what did you say?
Souzou: *sigh* how many times will I repeat that I got it from Michel Jackson!!
Battousai:(eyes widen) Nani! You mean that man who molesters children?!
Souzou: you know ojisan that's what kenji said too....chumona!!
Battousai: Oh HELL NO!! Lets go kenji I DON'T want YOU LEARNING this SHIT!!(grabs
kenji then walks to the other side of the break room)
Kenji: (tries to pray away from his father) otou Iie it's fine otou let me GO!!! HELP MEEEE!!!!!
Battousai: NO!!! YOUR NOT GOING TO POTTY YOUR MOUTH JUST LIKE I DID YOU'RE
MY SON SO NOOOO!!!
Kenji:(stops fussing)oh...oh okay otou you win!(mumbles under his breath)*I already know a lot
otou oh What I know*
Kenshin:(he turned back to the rurouni) what did you say kenji?
Kenji: huh? Oh I was just saying...what a great father I have who cares SO much for his
innocent, pure, clean son! Yup. (rolling his eyes slightly)
Kenshin:(who actually believes it) arigatoo aisoku kenji!!(hugs kenji really tightly)
Kenji: c..can....can't......bre......breath!!!!(tries to BREATH as kenshin continues to squeeze him
in his fatherly love.)O..otou...I ..can...can't..breath!!.....OTOU......I'm........CHOKING!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Kenshin:(lets go off kenji while saying...) Oro!? Goman nasai aisoku kenji I did not mean to
suffocate you de gozaru ya!
Kenji:(taking DEEP breaths) it's....ok otou I'm.....fine now, ne!?(he smiles sheepily at him) I'm
fine really otou you just do that because you care for me that's all, ne otou?!(then he hugs
kenshin back)
Kenshin: (smiling proudly) arigatoo kami-sama for bringing a wonderful son!(he hugs him back..
but not TOO tightly)
(Then they hear snap shots they look around to see saitou with a camera in his hand and he
smiling devilry)
Saitou:(swinging the camera up and down) Oi battousai and chibi-battousai NOW I CAN SHOW
all these photos to EVERYBODY to show THE BATTOUSAI MOLESTERING HIS OWN
SON!!!! HA HA HA HA HA!!!!!!(he runs away)
Kenshin/kenji:(look at each other then says...)GET BACK HERE YOU FUCKING LIAR!(they
chase after him very pissed)
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Narrator: That's the end of chapter 2...I'm SO SORRY for updating SO LATE I had a fever then I
had piles of homework then got grounded for something I didn't EVEN DO....huh! Parents you
can't live with them and you can't live with out them.-_-x
Kyori: But we were very surprised that people wanted us to even do chapter 2, I thought we'd do
just one chapter and be done with it.... So I guess I was wrong....oh well. o_Ox
Narrator: I will start on chapter 3 but I need help...I'm thinking on the next chapter that one of
the main character's has a day off and everything goes wrong you know....
Kyori: what she's saying is she wants to do it on Soujiro but I want to do it on Kenji...so we're
letting you decide.
Narrator: yeah kyori thanks for telling them MY IDEA!!!! huh anyway we want you to vote on
the following character's to see which one is the lucky one to get his/her free day screwed up so
here they are.....
1.Kenshin
2.Kaoru
3.Kenji (drools ^,^x)
4.Soujiro (oh yeah!!! ^_~x)
5.Saitou
6.Sanosuke
7.Megumi
8.Yahiko
9.Souzou
10.Ryu
11.Aoshi
12.Misao
13.Shin ya
14.Enishi
15.Kyori
Kyori: now you see why we can't decide so it's UP TO YOU to decide who will get to have a
hell-up day....HEY HOW COME MY NAME IS UP THERE!!!!
Narrator: oh because I wanted to....I just want to screw your life like you did mine it's only fair,
right minna-san!?!?
Kyori: oh NO!! NO NO NO!!! I will NOT ALLOW IT MINNA-SAN IF YOU vote for me to get
screwed YOU WILL PAY!
Narrator: oh don't worry they won't vote for you! (Writes on a poster VOTE FOR KYORI)
Kyori: (who doesn't see it) are you sure?
Narrator: OF COURSE I am, have I ever lied to you before!?
Kyori: well yeah! The time you said that soujiro got killed by a box...and the time you said
killing was legal...and the time you-(narrator covers mouth)mum umu mum
Narrator: heh hee don't believe her she's lying-AHHH!!(kyori bites hand) you little brat why I'll..
well bye bye for now till next time! Oh and PLEASE REVIEW!!! AND VOTE!!!!(chases after
kyori with kenshin's sakabatou)
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Mean while.....
Kenji: hey otou?
Kenshin: hai kenji what is it?
Kenji: where is your sakabatou?
Kenshin: ORO!! Where IS IT NOOOOOOOOOOOOO HAPPY IS GONE!!!!!!!!!!!(cries)
Kenji: (patting kenshin's shoulder) Maa Maa otou we'll find it and another thing why do you call
your sakabatou HAPPY!?
Kenshin: Because it makes me a Hero*sniff*without it I'm...NOTHING!!(cries again)
(Then sakabatou falls from the sky and lands on kenji's head.)
Kenji: ORORORORORORORORORO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!(falls to the ground Anime-style)
Kenshin:(stops crying then grabs happy back) OH it's here you FOUND IT KENJI ARIGATOO
MY SON!!(hugs kenji then shakes him crazily)thank you thank you thank you thank you I LOVE
YOU MY SON!!!!(then skips away hugging happy)
Kenji:(before losing consciences) um...your welcome otou?(he looks around) HELP ME!!!!(then
faints)
Kenshin:(comes back) Oops I forgot my son(picks him up) now how did kenji get all
messy?(looks at kenji then his eyes soften)*my little boy* I'll ask him later.(he walks away
carrying his bundle of joy in his arms and smiling like a father would)
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AT THE AUTHOR SPACE............
Narrator: umm...kyori do you think that they won't notice the way the sakabatou fell from the sky
do you?
Kyori: OH NOOOO!!!!! they WON'T think a THING! they will certainly be CLUELESS!!!
(rolling her eyes)
Narrator: *sighs in relief* good I was getting worried!
Kyori: (smacks her head with her hand)
Narrator: what's wrong imouto?
Kyori: NOTHING! Lets just go before mom KILLS US!!
Narrator: OK!! BYE MINNA-SAN UNTIL NEXT TIME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Ja Ne!!!!!!!!!!!!!!^_____^x
Kyori: YEAH BYE and remember TO VOTE!!!!!!!!! BUT NOT ME DON'T YOU DARE VOTE
FOR ME!!!!! Ja ne! ;-_-x
Narrator/Kyori: Press that Button please ^_~x...................
Disclaimer: I don't own RK....but hey that doesn't mean I can't screw them up right?!
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Narrator: hey minna-san! How are you guys? You missed me?!
Kyori: oh shut-up baka! They missed me the most!
Narrator: no they do not! They LOVE ME!! Am I RIGHT! minna-san!!! you missed me RIGHT!
Kyori: oh please don't kid yourself! They love to read this just so they can read about me not
you!
Narrator: oh shut-up they are becoming restless here shall we start?
Kyori: no! We should just leave them hanging for our selfish reasons! Of course we should start!
Man! I have a baka for a sister, man I wish I had an onii-san then an onee-san kami-sama help
me!
Narrator: (hits kyori on the head.) Shut-up KYORI!!!...........OKAY lets start gomen for my baka
imouto.
Kyori:(rubs bump) yeah gomen lets just start before my onee goes insane!
Narrator: KYORI!!! that's it!!(chases after her) get back her DEAR sister come give your onee a
HUG!
Kyori: um.......lets start PLEASE uh-oh HELP ME MINNA-SAN ahhhhhhhhhhHHHHHHH!!!!!!!
Narrator:(hides baseball bat) alright minna-san! Enjoy the fanfic please R&R.^_~x
********************Scene where Enishi fights Kenshin.********* *********************
Enishi: Battousai you will pay for killing my sister! My jinchuu will satisfy me and my dead
sister!
Kenshin: Enishi please forgive me for killing her I never wished to have stained my hands with
her blood that I did not. But I cannot turn back time to that day we must leave the past behind us
and continue.....um...enishi are you okay?
Enishi:.......................................(little Zzz's starts popping up on his head)
Kenshin: (waves hand in front of him) enishi? Enishi? Hello? What the hell is wrong with you?
Are you a...no he couldn't he isn't...he is!(he clenches fist tightly) ENISHI WAKE UP!!!!!!!
Enishi:....WHAT? Where's the fire!(looks around then sees kenshin pissed-off) oh...um...hey! um
what's wrong with you don't tell me you forgot your line again! Jesus and to think you are the
battousai! Shish!
Kenshin:......IIE it was YOU who screwed up this time you fell asleep on me!!(points at enishi on
the chest)
Enishi:......well it's not my fault if your STUPID philosophy-shit puts ME TO SLEEP!(breathes
very heavily also pissed)
Kenshin:....................................(clenches fists tightly then starts to shack uncontrollably)
Kenji: otou? Are you okay?(gazes at kenshin then eyes widen like saucers)Enishi-oji! I think you
should run for it!
Enishi: and why? Pray tell should I do tha.......(stares at kenshin's piercing amber pissed-off
eyes)oh my GOD! HIS going TO KILL ME!! AHHHHHHHHH!!!!!(starts running far-far-far- far-
far-far-far-far-far-far away from them screaming)
***************Scene with chibi-kenji, kaoru, and kenshin discussing about.....*************
Kenji's talk of "Manhood"
(Chibi)Kenji: Otousan! Okaasan! can I ask you a question?(runs to them and looking at them
with innocent indigo eyes.)
Kaoru: "Sure kenji what is it."(picks up chibi-kenji and smiles at him.)
Kenji: "Who made me?"
Kenshin: "Me and your mother son."(also smiles at his son)
Kenji: "Then who is sex-dono?"
Kenshin: "Oro!?"(looks around set to see the RK-cast fall anime-style)
Kaoru: "Nani!?"(starts to panic then looks at kenshin for help.)
Kenji: "I heard that good or bad sex made me, who is it otousan!? okaasan!?"
Kaoru: "We will tell you when you are older son."
Kenji: "Why?"
Kaoru: "Because... you don't know him, you will not know him until your grown up."
Kenji: "Why?"
Kenshin: "Because it's the law of nature de gozaru yo."
Kenji: "Why?"
Kenshin: "Well, that's how life is."
Kenji: "Why?"
Kenshin: "Because it is already set..."
Kenji: "Why?"
Kenshin: "Because someone sets it..."
Kenji: "Who?"
Kenshin: "Kami-sama."
Kenji: "When?"
Kenshin: "Before you are born."
Kenji: "Where?"
Kenshin: "In heaven de gozaru."
Kenji: "oh..."
Kenshin/Kaoru [thinking]: silence... could it be? Has he given up? Will there be peace? Has a
dream come true?
Kenji: "And why?"
Kenshin/Kaoru [thinking]: Dammit.
Kaoru: "Um, can we answer that later?"
Kenji: "Ok... then can I ask another question de gozaru ka?"
Kaoru: "Of course kenji, anything, what is it?"(smiles brightly to hear kenji talk like kenshin.)
Kenji: "what is sexual tension?"
Kenshin: "oroooororooroo!"(falls face first on the ground.)
Kaoru: "I....kenji who told you about sex-dono and sexual tension?"(starts getting angry)
Kenshin: (gets back up) hai kenji who told you about this de gozaru...(glares at the RK-cast with
amber eyes)
Kenji: ano...it was Misao-obachan and Aoshi-ojichan.(point to misao and aoshi while misao
hides behind aoshi and while aoshi is writing his last will.)
Kenshin: (Very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, and very pissed off starts
to walk towards aoshi and misao slowly with dark narrowed amber eyes) you two how could you
tell MY INNOCENT SON ABOUT SEX!
Aoshi: (gulps and point at misao) she made me do it, she forced me into this with...(starts to
mumble)blackmail.
Kenshin: (grabs sakabatou then hits aoshi and he falls to the ground) one down and one to
go...(starts walking to misao while she runs away.)
Misao: AOSHI!!! HIMURA DON'T COME NEAR ME HEEELLLPPP!!!!!!AHHHHHHHHH!!!!!
Kenshin: (smirks evilly) Oh misao!! Come HERE I want to TALK to YOU about MY
SON!!!(starts laughing evilly) bwahahahahahahahahahaha!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Kenji: (looks at kaoru then at kenshin) okaa? Otou, is he okay because he look like enishi-ojisan
now, is he crazy?!
Kaoru: *sigh* no kenji your otou is not crazy he just is mad at misao and aoshi and also he had a
migraine this morning so he would have turned out as battousai anyway.*sigh*
Kenji: oh...so otou is crazy! Why did you marry him if he's koo-koo! Huh okaa!
Kaoru: I don't know kenji I have no clue why maybe I was drunk or drugged when I married him
I don't know...well actually I don't even remember our honeymoon either! Hmm! Maybe I was
drugged!
Director: um...oh...yeah...I'm just going to call the police and huddle up in that lonely corner over
there and cry myself a river. Also while we're at it battousai kill all of you and I go crazy and
probably shoot myself too, yeah that sounds good!
*************************At The Break Room**************************************
(Our heros (and enemies) have won themselves a two hour break for some strange unknown
reason......)
Souzou: (starts humming a nice melody) hmmm hm hmm hm hm hmmm hmmm hm hmm....
Shin ya: What the hell are you humming about?
Souzou: I'm humming something I saw in South Park last night...chupow!!(I don't own south
park either)
Kenji: what was that you said?
Souzou: huh? I said that I got it from south park...chupow!!
Ryu(Saitou's son): chupow? What the hell did you say?
Souzou: WELL YOU GUYS FUCK OFF!!! I GOT IT FROM MICHEL JACKSON!! CHUPOW!!
Kenji: Nani? You mean that gay dude!? The one who molesters kids!? The one who had at least
a hundred surgeries!?
Souzou:......yeah that's him! Isn't he cool!!!(he smiled idiotically at them)
Ryu: what the Fuck are you....(then a light bulb pops in his head but dies out, so he pokes it then
it lights up again.)
Kenji: (watching ryu and his *light bulb* then mummers something about stupid wolves) Maa
Maa calm down souzou but why would you want to copy that gay-ahhh! (Rubs his bottom as he
see's ryu put back his katana) Hey what the fu-I mean what the heck did you do that for! (he said
as he see's his father coming)
Kenshin: ah! Kenji what are you doing with souzou and...ryu? (He glares at ryu for he had seen
ryu *poke* his katana on kenji's bottom)
Kenji: um...I was talking with them about what souzou saw last night!
Kenshin: and what would that be my son?(he narrows his eyes at souzou for it was HIM that told
his innocent aisoku kenji all the porno stuff and foul words and bad attitude so he doesn't trust
souzou even if he is his nephew.)
Souzou:(knowing his uncle's stare)oh don't worry kenshin-ojisan I'm just telling kenji and ryu of
my new word..chupow!
Kenshin: (raises eyebrow) chu-pow? Souzou what is that de gozaru ya!
Ryu: It's a cool Michel Jackson phrase, ne Kenji?!
Kenji: (looks at ryu like a mad cow) what the-ahhh!!!(gets *poked* again by ryu)
Kenshin:(pissed at ryu once again *poking* his pure son)Ryu! Do not *poke* my son
again!(grabs kenji then embraces him)
Kenji: (totally embarrassed by his father's protectiveness) Otou...it's ok I'm fine, ne?(he looks at
kenshin to see if he buys it but see's the battousai instead.)
Shin ya(who has been left out): why do you think souzou's new word is cool ryu? Also why is
ojisan hugging kenji like a lifeline?
Ryu: well......(then light bulb pops up again but dies once more so he pokes it but it won't light
up)shimatta! This bulb won't lit up and I had a good idea too!!!(starts poking it again)
Battousai: (watches as ryu tries to lit the *light bulb* on, he smirks then whisper to kenji
something) so what do you say son shall we?
Kenji: hmmm......(smirks evilly) lets otou it will be fun!
(Kenshin and kenji goes to the wall that has a switch on then pulls it up to ON then watches.)
Ryu: (light bulb turns on again)heh heh I did it yeah!!(then bulb dies)crap!!!(turns on) hai!!(off)
fuck!(on) good! (Off) what the FUCK is wrong with it I need a new BULB!!
Souzou:(watching kenshin and kenji flicking the switch on and off) well maybe you never used it
so it probably got rusted.
Ryu:(pissed) are you saying that I'm STUPID!!!(trying to ignore the *light bulb* going on and
off)
Souzou: well....(he points to kenshin and kenji) their the ones who's messing your mind!!!
Ryu: (looks over to where kenshin and kenji started whistling and looking around while getting
away from the wall.) YOU TWO you're the ONES that messed my *LIGHT BULB*!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
(points to the lit bulb but dies again) HEY YOU DID IT AGAIN!!!!!!!!!!!!
Kenji: we didn't do it our hands didn't even touch the wall that time(pulls out his hands)SEE!!
Battousai:(also pulls out hands) we didn't do it this time like my son said.
Janitor: (comes up) Oops! is that light bulb broken again this is the tenth time this happened this
week!!(switches the old light bulb then places a new one in it's place)There you go now good as
new!!(then walks away)
Ryu: What THE FUCK WAS THAT!!!(points to where the janitor left)does this mean I never
had an idea THIS WHOLE TIME!!!!!!!!!
Souzou:(thinking...that's one cra-zy mother-fucker)yeah that's what I said ryu DUH!!....chumona!
Kenji: what did you say?
Souzou: *sigh* how many times will I repeat that I got it from Michel Jackson!!
Battousai:(eyes widen) Nani! You mean that man who molesters children?!
Souzou: you know ojisan that's what kenji said too....chumona!!
Battousai: Oh HELL NO!! Lets go kenji I DON'T want YOU LEARNING this SHIT!!(grabs
kenji then walks to the other side of the break room)
Kenji: (tries to pray away from his father) otou Iie it's fine otou let me GO!!! HELP MEEEE!!!!!
Battousai: NO!!! YOUR NOT GOING TO POTTY YOUR MOUTH JUST LIKE I DID YOU'RE
MY SON SO NOOOO!!!
Kenji:(stops fussing)oh...oh okay otou you win!(mumbles under his breath)*I already know a lot
otou oh What I know*
Kenshin:(he turned back to the rurouni) what did you say kenji?
Kenji: huh? Oh I was just saying...what a great father I have who cares SO much for his
innocent, pure, clean son! Yup. (rolling his eyes slightly)
Kenshin:(who actually believes it) arigatoo aisoku kenji!!(hugs kenji really tightly)
Kenji: c..can....can't......bre......breath!!!!(tries to BREATH as kenshin continues to squeeze him
in his fatherly love.)O..otou...I ..can...can't..breath!!.....OTOU......I'm........CHOKING!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Kenshin:(lets go off kenji while saying...) Oro!? Goman nasai aisoku kenji I did not mean to
suffocate you de gozaru ya!
Kenji:(taking DEEP breaths) it's....ok otou I'm.....fine now, ne!?(he smiles sheepily at him) I'm
fine really otou you just do that because you care for me that's all, ne otou?!(then he hugs
kenshin back)
Kenshin: (smiling proudly) arigatoo kami-sama for bringing a wonderful son!(he hugs him back..
but not TOO tightly)
(Then they hear snap shots they look around to see saitou with a camera in his hand and he
smiling devilry)
Saitou:(swinging the camera up and down) Oi battousai and chibi-battousai NOW I CAN SHOW
all these photos to EVERYBODY to show THE BATTOUSAI MOLESTERING HIS OWN
SON!!!! HA HA HA HA HA!!!!!!(he runs away)
Kenshin/kenji:(look at each other then says...)GET BACK HERE YOU FUCKING LIAR!(they
chase after him very pissed)
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Narrator: That's the end of chapter 2...I'm SO SORRY for updating SO LATE I had a fever then I
had piles of homework then got grounded for something I didn't EVEN DO....huh! Parents you
can't live with them and you can't live with out them.-_-x
Kyori: But we were very surprised that people wanted us to even do chapter 2, I thought we'd do
just one chapter and be done with it.... So I guess I was wrong....oh well. o_Ox
Narrator: I will start on chapter 3 but I need help...I'm thinking on the next chapter that one of
the main character's has a day off and everything goes wrong you know....
Kyori: what she's saying is she wants to do it on Soujiro but I want to do it on Kenji...so we're
letting you decide.
Narrator: yeah kyori thanks for telling them MY IDEA!!!! huh anyway we want you to vote on
the following character's to see which one is the lucky one to get his/her free day screwed up so
here they are.....
1.Kenshin
2.Kaoru
3.Kenji (drools ^,^x)
4.Soujiro (oh yeah!!! ^_~x)
5.Saitou
6.Sanosuke
7.Megumi
8.Yahiko
9.Souzou
10.Ryu
11.Aoshi
12.Misao
13.Shin ya
14.Enishi
15.Kyori
Kyori: now you see why we can't decide so it's UP TO YOU to decide who will get to have a
hell-up day....HEY HOW COME MY NAME IS UP THERE!!!!
Narrator: oh because I wanted to....I just want to screw your life like you did mine it's only fair,
right minna-san!?!?
Kyori: oh NO!! NO NO NO!!! I will NOT ALLOW IT MINNA-SAN IF YOU vote for me to get
screwed YOU WILL PAY!
Narrator: oh don't worry they won't vote for you! (Writes on a poster VOTE FOR KYORI)
Kyori: (who doesn't see it) are you sure?
Narrator: OF COURSE I am, have I ever lied to you before!?
Kyori: well yeah! The time you said that soujiro got killed by a box...and the time you said
killing was legal...and the time you-(narrator covers mouth)mum umu mum
Narrator: heh hee don't believe her she's lying-AHHH!!(kyori bites hand) you little brat why I'll..
well bye bye for now till next time! Oh and PLEASE REVIEW!!! AND VOTE!!!!(chases after
kyori with kenshin's sakabatou)
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Mean while.....
Kenji: hey otou?
Kenshin: hai kenji what is it?
Kenji: where is your sakabatou?
Kenshin: ORO!! Where IS IT NOOOOOOOOOOOOO HAPPY IS GONE!!!!!!!!!!!(cries)
Kenji: (patting kenshin's shoulder) Maa Maa otou we'll find it and another thing why do you call
your sakabatou HAPPY!?
Kenshin: Because it makes me a Hero*sniff*without it I'm...NOTHING!!(cries again)
(Then sakabatou falls from the sky and lands on kenji's head.)
Kenji: ORORORORORORORORORO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!(falls to the ground Anime-style)
Kenshin:(stops crying then grabs happy back) OH it's here you FOUND IT KENJI ARIGATOO
MY SON!!(hugs kenji then shakes him crazily)thank you thank you thank you thank you I LOVE
YOU MY SON!!!!(then skips away hugging happy)
Kenji:(before losing consciences) um...your welcome otou?(he looks around) HELP ME!!!!(then
faints)
Kenshin:(comes back) Oops I forgot my son(picks him up) now how did kenji get all
messy?(looks at kenji then his eyes soften)*my little boy* I'll ask him later.(he walks away
carrying his bundle of joy in his arms and smiling like a father would)
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AT THE AUTHOR SPACE............
Narrator: umm...kyori do you think that they won't notice the way the sakabatou fell from the sky
do you?
Kyori: OH NOOOO!!!!! they WON'T think a THING! they will certainly be CLUELESS!!!
(rolling her eyes)
Narrator: *sighs in relief* good I was getting worried!
Kyori: (smacks her head with her hand)
Narrator: what's wrong imouto?
Kyori: NOTHING! Lets just go before mom KILLS US!!
Narrator: OK!! BYE MINNA-SAN UNTIL NEXT TIME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Ja Ne!!!!!!!!!!!!!!^_____^x
Kyori: YEAH BYE and remember TO VOTE!!!!!!!!! BUT NOT ME DON'T YOU DARE VOTE
FOR ME!!!!! Ja ne! ;-_-x
Narrator/Kyori: Press that Button please ^_~x...................