We have to what?! Ch.3
Disclaimer- Please don't sue! We have done nothin' wrong!!
Says Paige- Ch.3 is up!!! Have some hilarious good times!!!
Nicole- I can wait! I can't wait! Lalalalalalalalalalalalalala!
Lyn- And the girl can carry a tune!
Paige- You are all crazy!!
L & N- You too, Paigey!!!
Ch.3- Hiei and Yuusuke were thrown onto the floor of a room. Hiei's highheels fell gratefully off of his sore feet. The two guards laughed hideously. Hiei and Yuusuke looked at each other. Both gulped. A guard grabbed Hiei's arm.
"Hmmmmm... She's kinda muscled... You work out?" The guard asked. Hiei sweat dropped.
"Yeah, and if you don't mind...STOP TOUCHING ME!!!" Hiei yelled. The guard let go, laughing at Hiei's words. The other big, stupid guard was chasing Yuusuke around the room.
"Come to daddy, sweetheart!" He yelled.
"No way, honey..." Yuusuke called back. Under his breath, he muttered, "You big, stupid, gay, ogre." Hiei was getting annoyed and, surprisingly, bored with the guards advances.
"I'm being hit on by an idiot. Now I know how Yukina feels every time that big lug hits on her." Hiei whispered. Yuusuke tripped and landed on Hiei.
"AHHHHHHHHH!!" Yuusuke cried as he fell on Hiei.
"AHHHHHHHHH!!" Hiei cried as Yuusuke fell on him. They landed in a heap.
"Get off... Kumi!!" Hiei yelled. Yuusuke looked shocked as Hiei quickly made up a girlish name for him.
"Sorry...Juni!!" Yuusuke shot back. Hiei looked even more shocked.
"How dare you call me that infernal name, Yuusuke Urameshi!!!" Hiei snapped.
"Because I can, Hiei!!" Yuusuke yelled.
"Who's Yuusuke and Hiei!? "A guard asked. The two 'girls' turned.
"Ummm... My boyfriend!" Yuusuke replied. "Hiei is her guy, but I hate Hiei!! He's too short and his temper stinks. Plus, he can't beat up a fly!!" Hiei glared at Yuusuke.
"Well, Yuusuke Urameshi is sooo stupid. He fights like a dunce, argues like a child, and he is an (think of a donkey and fill in Hiei's word)!!!" Hiei screamed at Yuusuke.
"He is not!!"
"Is too!"
"Is not!"
"Is too!"
"Oh!! I can't take it any more!" Yuusuke yelled. "I hate dresses, I hate horny guards, and I HATE LITTLE, STUPID KIDS NAMED HIEI!!!!!!" As Yuusuke bellowed those words, Wing Gleam's spell on him vanished. He stood in the room, glaring at Hiei. Wing Gleam's spell on Hiei had disappeared as well. The two boys glared at the guards.
"Whatdaya say we get rid of these guards? Huh, Hiei?" Yuusuke said.
"I couldn't agree more, Yuusuke. I was getting sick of people pinching my (donkey again) !!" Hiei snarled.
"Good... SPIRIT GUN!!!" Yuusuke fired the blue wave of energy at the guards, who yelled as they evaporated.
"Well that certainly felt good." Yuusuke laughed.
"That's all good and dandy, Yuusuke, but we have to find Kurama before he is forced to do the unthinkable with that demon." Hiei informed.
"Unthinkable??" Yuusuke questioned. Hiei just stared at him.
"Ohhhhhh... Ewww!! That is so gross!" Yuusuke cried.
"I hardly think Kurama would appreciate having a demon's you-know- what shoved into him." Hiei continued.
"Stop making me think about that happening!! It's so gross!!!" Yuusuke yelled. Hiei smirked; glad he was grossing out Yuusuke.
"Just think Yuusuke... Imagine how Kurama would cry out." Yuusuke glared at the smirking Koorime.
"Now you're doing it on purpose." Yuusuke said. Hiei just kept his smirk on his face.
"Well, let's go and find him." Yuusuke muttered. The two ran off to save their comrade.
-------------------End Ch.3--------------------- Paige- (giggle) Hiei and Yuusuke are going to save Kurama, but will they get there before the unthinkable happens? Kurama Fans # 1-10000- They had better or we'll kill you!!! Paige- Help me!!!
Disclaimer- Please don't sue! We have done nothin' wrong!!
Says Paige- Ch.3 is up!!! Have some hilarious good times!!!
Nicole- I can wait! I can't wait! Lalalalalalalalalalalalalala!
Lyn- And the girl can carry a tune!
Paige- You are all crazy!!
L & N- You too, Paigey!!!
Ch.3- Hiei and Yuusuke were thrown onto the floor of a room. Hiei's highheels fell gratefully off of his sore feet. The two guards laughed hideously. Hiei and Yuusuke looked at each other. Both gulped. A guard grabbed Hiei's arm.
"Hmmmmm... She's kinda muscled... You work out?" The guard asked. Hiei sweat dropped.
"Yeah, and if you don't mind...STOP TOUCHING ME!!!" Hiei yelled. The guard let go, laughing at Hiei's words. The other big, stupid guard was chasing Yuusuke around the room.
"Come to daddy, sweetheart!" He yelled.
"No way, honey..." Yuusuke called back. Under his breath, he muttered, "You big, stupid, gay, ogre." Hiei was getting annoyed and, surprisingly, bored with the guards advances.
"I'm being hit on by an idiot. Now I know how Yukina feels every time that big lug hits on her." Hiei whispered. Yuusuke tripped and landed on Hiei.
"AHHHHHHHHH!!" Yuusuke cried as he fell on Hiei.
"AHHHHHHHHH!!" Hiei cried as Yuusuke fell on him. They landed in a heap.
"Get off... Kumi!!" Hiei yelled. Yuusuke looked shocked as Hiei quickly made up a girlish name for him.
"Sorry...Juni!!" Yuusuke shot back. Hiei looked even more shocked.
"How dare you call me that infernal name, Yuusuke Urameshi!!!" Hiei snapped.
"Because I can, Hiei!!" Yuusuke yelled.
"Who's Yuusuke and Hiei!? "A guard asked. The two 'girls' turned.
"Ummm... My boyfriend!" Yuusuke replied. "Hiei is her guy, but I hate Hiei!! He's too short and his temper stinks. Plus, he can't beat up a fly!!" Hiei glared at Yuusuke.
"Well, Yuusuke Urameshi is sooo stupid. He fights like a dunce, argues like a child, and he is an (think of a donkey and fill in Hiei's word)!!!" Hiei screamed at Yuusuke.
"He is not!!"
"Is too!"
"Is not!"
"Is too!"
"Oh!! I can't take it any more!" Yuusuke yelled. "I hate dresses, I hate horny guards, and I HATE LITTLE, STUPID KIDS NAMED HIEI!!!!!!" As Yuusuke bellowed those words, Wing Gleam's spell on him vanished. He stood in the room, glaring at Hiei. Wing Gleam's spell on Hiei had disappeared as well. The two boys glared at the guards.
"Whatdaya say we get rid of these guards? Huh, Hiei?" Yuusuke said.
"I couldn't agree more, Yuusuke. I was getting sick of people pinching my (donkey again) !!" Hiei snarled.
"Good... SPIRIT GUN!!!" Yuusuke fired the blue wave of energy at the guards, who yelled as they evaporated.
"Well that certainly felt good." Yuusuke laughed.
"That's all good and dandy, Yuusuke, but we have to find Kurama before he is forced to do the unthinkable with that demon." Hiei informed.
"Unthinkable??" Yuusuke questioned. Hiei just stared at him.
"Ohhhhhh... Ewww!! That is so gross!" Yuusuke cried.
"I hardly think Kurama would appreciate having a demon's you-know- what shoved into him." Hiei continued.
"Stop making me think about that happening!! It's so gross!!!" Yuusuke yelled. Hiei smirked; glad he was grossing out Yuusuke.
"Just think Yuusuke... Imagine how Kurama would cry out." Yuusuke glared at the smirking Koorime.
"Now you're doing it on purpose." Yuusuke said. Hiei just kept his smirk on his face.
"Well, let's go and find him." Yuusuke muttered. The two ran off to save their comrade.
-------------------End Ch.3--------------------- Paige- (giggle) Hiei and Yuusuke are going to save Kurama, but will they get there before the unthinkable happens? Kurama Fans # 1-10000- They had better or we'll kill you!!! Paige- Help me!!!