"Okay Goku today is you're first trial" said Phoenix Wright.
"I'm ready to win!" said Goku wearing an orange suit like Damon Gant's except different.
"Court is now in session" said the Judge.
"The defense is ready, Your Honor!" said Goku wearing an orange suit like Damon Gant's except different.
"The prosecution is ready too" said the prosecutor who was actually DYLAN FITCHAR!
"What! Dylan Fitchar!" said Goku. "But your not a lawyer!"
"Yes I am" lied Dylan. John Phoenix's black magatama showed ten black pysche locks.
"We can't let Dylan get away with this!" said Goku.
Someone punched a hole through the wall
"Kakaraot it's me Vegeta" said Vegeta. "You have to use the Johnmehama to defeat him"
Goku smirked "Hmph looks like I have to use the Johnmehama again ha this will be easy"
But Dylan dodged Goku's Johnmehama so John Phoenix punched Dylan and it made Dylan get hurt so John Phoenix kicked him too and made his teeth fall out into a pile of blood.
"Oh god I'm dying" said Dylan Fitchar
"Good" said Goku "You put the people of Earth in danger because your the real killer adn you kill people"
Goku reached into Dylan's pockets and took out the murder weapon.
"Yes I win my first case!" said Gorku while people clap hands
But Dylan lifted his shirt and Manfred von Karma's head was stitched to his stomach and was laughing evilly
"Hahaha you forgot the first rule of evidence law, you can't submit evidence unless it's been proven relevant to the trial."
Goku got scared and started sweating
"What does that mean. I don't know evidence law, I just became a lawyer today because John Phoenix made me one."
"It means that was an illegal search of Dylan's pockets so the knife is inadmissible in court, and it always will be, even though Dylan really is the murderer. Ahahaha."
Goku held his head on his desk like Phoenix Wright did in 2-4.
"Graaahhh no!"
But John Phoenix appeared next to him and the screen flashed white
"OBJECTION! But you just said Dylan is the murderer which means your testimony can be used to arrest him even if the evidence can't be accepted"
Manfred screamed and Dylan pulled his shirt back down and tried to run away but John Phoenix cut them up with a machete and put them in the garbage.
"Good work, I find Mia Fey NOT GUILTY" said the Judge.
"YAAAAAAAY!"
LATER
"Thank you for getting me Not Guilty" said Mia
Uncle Phoenix looked at her breasts because he is a pervert so John Phoenix punched him 33 times in the chest and gave him internal bleeding.
"Thanks John Phoenix I never could have won without you" said Goku "But where Dylan go"
"He must have escaped" said John Phoenix.
"Oh no!" said Goku.
The end