We have to What?! Ch.4
Disclaimer- DON'T SUE US!!!!!!! WE'VE NUTHIN' WRONG!!!
Says Paige- Okay, now the two boys have to save the third cross dresser.
Kurama Fan #1-1000- RAMA IS NOT A CROSS DRESSER!!!!
Lyn- They're right...
Nicole- How did 1000 of Kurama's psycho fans get past security?
Paige- However they got in, get them out!
(security walks in and removes all fans)
Lyn- Thank the Holy Lord!!!
Paige- I hate fans that try to kill me 'cause I do something they don't like... But I love the others!!
Ch.4- Kurama snapped out his semi-confusion. Where am I?, he thought. He moved his legs, but stopped when they bumped against a large chest. Kurama's eyes widened. He slowly looked up. Rikashi looked down at him.
"Hello, Mia." Rikashi whispered.
"Um...Hello..." Kurama managed to squeak. Rikashi smiled warmly. Kurama gagged inwardly. God, have mercy on my soul and please don't let him touch me, Kurama prayed silently. His prayers were shattered as Rikashi leaned and tenderly kissed. Warning sirens went off in Kurama's head. He couldn't let Rikashi do this!! It was sick, wrong, gross... Kurama stopped thinking when Rikashi deepened the kiss. Kurama's brain screamed so loudly that he was sure Rikashi heard it. Kurama pushed Rikashi away.
"Um... Don't you think this is... oh, I don't know... too fast?" Kurama stated. Rikashi threw back his head and laughed loudly.
"No, my beautiful Mia... I think it is too slow... Should we speed up?" Kurama just about fainted. As a matter of fact, he did. ---------------------Meanwhile--------------------------
Yuusuke and Hiei climbed the stairs with minor setbacks. First, there were the guards. They were positively everywhere. Hiei was surprised that they weren't swamped with dead guard bodies. Second, there were so many doors!! On the first floor, there were at least 27 doors. They both getting tired of looking in each and every room. Third, where were Kuwabara and the others? They must've known that spell would wear off and their assistance was needed!! Hiei sliced through three guards.
"Rikashi is the lord of this castle, so he must be at the top!!" Yuusuke yelled. Hiei nodded.
"Do you think that the unthinkable is happening to Kurama?" Yuusuke asked.
"Let's not think about it, okay? Just thought of Kurama naked and being raped by giant demon fills me with utter disgust." Hiei remarked.
"Jeez! Could you be any more blunt?"
"Yes. Now shut up. Big places get me annoyed."
"Ooooo... Is Hiei paranoid?"
"Does Yuusuke want an emergency sex-change?"
"No!"
"Then that's your answer."
"What if I said yes?"
"Then I would've given you an emergency sex change, and next time... Don't push your luck." Hiei warned. Yuusuke was silent.
"Let's just hurry up. There's no telling when the spell over Kurama will fade." Hiei finished Yuusuke gulped. I hope nothing happens to Kurama that might scar him for life, Yuusuke thought. As they ran, they noticed a door opening. Rikashi walked out carrying an unconscious Kurama.
"Kura-"Yuusuke was cut off as Hiei pulled him into a room.
"Shut up!! Do you seriously want that guy attacking us?!" Hiei snarled. Yuusuke was silent. Rikashi passed.
"Make sure no one bothers me!!" Rikashi yelled.
"Yes sir! Oh, and there seems to be two male intruders who were dressed up as women. They were apparently with Mia." A guard reported.
"I know. I know who they are and who Mia is, but all I have to do to have my wife is a little... changing..." Rikashi answered. Hiei and Yuusuke looked at each other.
"Uh oh..." they whispered. Their plans had backfired and now Kurama was in danger of staying feminine forever. --------------------------End Ch.4-------------------- Paige- I rain supreme! Once again I have successfully left off at a cliffhanger!! (gets hit by Nicole) OUCH!! Nicole- That's for leaving off at a cliffhanger. Paige- I want to say something:
NICOLE!! HAVE FUN IN D.C!!! I LOVE YOU!!!
Disclaimer- DON'T SUE US!!!!!!! WE'VE NUTHIN' WRONG!!!
Says Paige- Okay, now the two boys have to save the third cross dresser.
Kurama Fan #1-1000- RAMA IS NOT A CROSS DRESSER!!!!
Lyn- They're right...
Nicole- How did 1000 of Kurama's psycho fans get past security?
Paige- However they got in, get them out!
(security walks in and removes all fans)
Lyn- Thank the Holy Lord!!!
Paige- I hate fans that try to kill me 'cause I do something they don't like... But I love the others!!
Ch.4- Kurama snapped out his semi-confusion. Where am I?, he thought. He moved his legs, but stopped when they bumped against a large chest. Kurama's eyes widened. He slowly looked up. Rikashi looked down at him.
"Hello, Mia." Rikashi whispered.
"Um...Hello..." Kurama managed to squeak. Rikashi smiled warmly. Kurama gagged inwardly. God, have mercy on my soul and please don't let him touch me, Kurama prayed silently. His prayers were shattered as Rikashi leaned and tenderly kissed. Warning sirens went off in Kurama's head. He couldn't let Rikashi do this!! It was sick, wrong, gross... Kurama stopped thinking when Rikashi deepened the kiss. Kurama's brain screamed so loudly that he was sure Rikashi heard it. Kurama pushed Rikashi away.
"Um... Don't you think this is... oh, I don't know... too fast?" Kurama stated. Rikashi threw back his head and laughed loudly.
"No, my beautiful Mia... I think it is too slow... Should we speed up?" Kurama just about fainted. As a matter of fact, he did. ---------------------Meanwhile--------------------------
Yuusuke and Hiei climbed the stairs with minor setbacks. First, there were the guards. They were positively everywhere. Hiei was surprised that they weren't swamped with dead guard bodies. Second, there were so many doors!! On the first floor, there were at least 27 doors. They both getting tired of looking in each and every room. Third, where were Kuwabara and the others? They must've known that spell would wear off and their assistance was needed!! Hiei sliced through three guards.
"Rikashi is the lord of this castle, so he must be at the top!!" Yuusuke yelled. Hiei nodded.
"Do you think that the unthinkable is happening to Kurama?" Yuusuke asked.
"Let's not think about it, okay? Just thought of Kurama naked and being raped by giant demon fills me with utter disgust." Hiei remarked.
"Jeez! Could you be any more blunt?"
"Yes. Now shut up. Big places get me annoyed."
"Ooooo... Is Hiei paranoid?"
"Does Yuusuke want an emergency sex-change?"
"No!"
"Then that's your answer."
"What if I said yes?"
"Then I would've given you an emergency sex change, and next time... Don't push your luck." Hiei warned. Yuusuke was silent.
"Let's just hurry up. There's no telling when the spell over Kurama will fade." Hiei finished Yuusuke gulped. I hope nothing happens to Kurama that might scar him for life, Yuusuke thought. As they ran, they noticed a door opening. Rikashi walked out carrying an unconscious Kurama.
"Kura-"Yuusuke was cut off as Hiei pulled him into a room.
"Shut up!! Do you seriously want that guy attacking us?!" Hiei snarled. Yuusuke was silent. Rikashi passed.
"Make sure no one bothers me!!" Rikashi yelled.
"Yes sir! Oh, and there seems to be two male intruders who were dressed up as women. They were apparently with Mia." A guard reported.
"I know. I know who they are and who Mia is, but all I have to do to have my wife is a little... changing..." Rikashi answered. Hiei and Yuusuke looked at each other.
"Uh oh..." they whispered. Their plans had backfired and now Kurama was in danger of staying feminine forever. --------------------------End Ch.4-------------------- Paige- I rain supreme! Once again I have successfully left off at a cliffhanger!! (gets hit by Nicole) OUCH!! Nicole- That's for leaving off at a cliffhanger. Paige- I want to say something:
NICOLE!! HAVE FUN IN D.C!!! I LOVE YOU!!!