We have to What?! Ch.5

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Says Paige- Hey loyal fans that I love so much! So in this chapter I plan to have a big surprise and a huge problem (with Kurama of course)!! So, fans... If anything happens that you don't like... DON'T KILL ME!! I beg of you!
Nicole- Paige... They are fans. If they kill you, then this story will never get finished and I am pretty positive they want to read the final chapter.
Lyn- Yeah! So, don't go blasting off into outer space 'cause you're worried about your life.
Paige- I have no clue what you just said, but okay!

Ch.5- Hiei raced up down the stairs. Yuusuke was right behind him. Actually, Yuusuke was way too close to him and Hiei kept kicking him every time he lifted his legs to run. A tick formed on Hiei's head.
"Yuusuke!! Back off!! Don't you think you are just way too close?!" Hiei finally snapped. Yuusuke thankfully backed off and Hiei leapt through the air, landing on an over hanging ledge.
"Where do you think that youkai took Kurama?" Hiei asked as Yuusuke caught up with him.
"I don't know. Come to think of it... Don't you think Kuwabara and Botan, not to mention that little twerp who dressed us in drag, should be here by now?" Yuusuke's reply was another question. Hiei snorted his response. He gracefully leapt off the ledge, landing far out in front of Yuusuke. Yuusuke stopped momentarily to catch his breath. Bad idea. The wall exploded, sending the Spirit Detective falling into the Fire Koorime.
"I have arrived to save the day!!" Kuwabara shouted triumphantly, holding out his Rei Sword like a baton. He looked around. "Hey, where is everybody?"
"Down here, you dolt!!" Yuusuke yelled as he detangled himself from Hiei. Hiei leapt on Kuwabara, dragging the surprised idiot down to the ground, where he proceeded to clobber his face in. Yuusuke ran to Kuwabara's defense and pried Hiei off. Hiei, in turn, backhanded Yuusuke into the wall.
"Don't touch me." Hiei snapped.
"Fine." Yuusuke said. "Who would want to anyway?"
"What was that?"
"Nothing, paranoid shrimp." Yuusuke backed up as Hiei unsheathed his katana.
"Boys!! We have to save Kurama!!" Botan cried.
"Yeah! Before he becomes a woman!!" WingGleam yelled. They nodded and ran off. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~The dungeon~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
"LET ME GO!!!!!!!! YOU CAN'T DO THIS!!!!!!! IT'S NOT RIGHT!!!" Kurama screamed as eight youkai forced into a tank. "LET GO OF ME!!!! AAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!! HEY!! DON'T TOUCH ME THERE!!! QUIT TOUCHING ME!!!!!!!" Kurama yelled. Rikashi smiled as Kurama was placed in the tank. Kurama pounded against the tank, his screams barely audible. A liquid flowed in to the tank. Kurama screamed frantically. The liquid rose quickly; soon it was above his waist. Kurama pounded against the tank, trying vainly to shatter the tank and free himself.
"Make sure his friends don't get here until the transformation is complete." Rikashi ordered.
"Yes sir!" ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~Up three flights of stairs~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Kuwabara, Yuusuke, Hiei, Botan, and WingGleam hurriedly made their way down the steps to the dungeon.
"Look down!! I think we have finally been spotted!" Botan yelled. She was right. About one thousand youkai were running up the stairs towards them.
"I've got it." Hiei leapt down at them, becoming a whirlwind of silver steel. Blood and guts flew everywhere as Hiei landed in the center of the youkai.
"EEEEEWWWWWWWW!!!" the two girls chorused. Hiei rejoined them, miraculously untouched by gore.
"That was so awesome." Yuusuke complimented. Hiei just smirked. They kept running. Soon the gates to the dungeon loomed over them.
"Why does it seem that we are going to descend into Hell?" Yuusuke asked.
"Beats me Urameshi." Kuwabara replied. Hiei kicked the gates open. Another door loomed in front of them.
"This is getting ridiculous! Rei Gun!" Yuusuke shot out the blue blast of energy, destroying the doors.
"Nice one!!" Botan congratulated. They stormed into the dungeon. Rikashi stared at them.
"Oh... Hello. You must be Kurama's friends." He stated.
"Ya know... If you knew that we where guys, why didn't you tell us? Then, we wouldn't have had to dress in drag." Yuusuke retorted. Rikashi smiled broadly.
"I thought it was funny."
"I'll show you funny, wise guy."
"Ignore him... Where is Kurama?" Hiei asked. Rikashi's perpetual smile widened.
"Oh... Your friend is here. More or less." Rikashi answered.
"Whatdaya mean, ' More or less'?" Yuusuke asked.
"He could be a she by now...." Rikashi said simply.
"WHAT!!!!!!!!!!!!!??????????" the five yelled loudly. Rikashi's smile widened even more.
"Ya know, if you continue to do that, I'll rip your face off." Hiei snorted. Rikashi began laughing.
"I preferred the smile." WingGleam whispered. Rikashi moved aside.
"Look for yourself." He said. The five looked, even though they kind of dreaded to. Kurama was in a tank, just floating there. But, Kurama looked different. It looked like he had....
"OHMIGOD!!!!!!!!! KURAMA IS A WOMAN!!!!!!!!!!!" Botan screamed. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~End of Ch.5~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Paige- Hoped you enjoyed (choke) Lyn- (choking Paige) HOW COULD YOU!? I LOVE KURAMA AND KNOW HE'S A SHE!!!!!! Paige- Fans... I'm sorry, but it will get better...Unless if Lyn kills me. Chow!!