We have to what?! Ch.6

Disclaimer- Is this even necessary? Anyway Yu-Yu Hakusho doesn't belong to us blah blah blah...Rikashi does blah blah blah ...Hey look! A TURKEY!!!

Says Paige- Oh! I love all of my fans!! Anyway some of my loyal fans asked a few questions or stated a matter that I will discuss...
*Sareph: In some fanfics, Yuusuke's Spirit Gun is actually Rei Gun in the Japanese version (I think), which means the same thing as Spirit Gun. It is just more Japanese sounding.
*Kbs- I make up or get them from a Japanese dictionary the names of my personal characters names. Like in my new fanfic ' Tournament of Memories', the peoples' names are Hakyoku (catastrophe), Kyuketsuki (vampire), Ningyo (mermaid/merman), and Fushicho (phoenix). Rikashi's name is just one of the very innumerable names I come up with on a daily basis.
*Whowhenwhatever- I really, really need that repellent!!! Okay. I have covered the matters and now I'm pretty sure you guys want to actually read the fanfic. Okay... Here it comes.

Ch.6- "AUGH!!!!!!! HOW COULD YOU MESS WITH KURAMA"S GENDER???!! THAT IS SOOOO SICK!!!!!!!!" Yuusuke screamed. Rikashi just smiled. Hiei was too stunned to move. He had seen Kurama only an hour ago, and he had been a man then... Now he was a she??? Hiei didn't know what expression to have on his face: disgust, shock, wonder, or the ever-popular facial Yuusuke expression, WHAT THE HECK IS GOING ON!!!!??? Kuwabara had a nosebleed. Apparently seeing his friend as a woman, a rather cute and well...um... huge one caused the hentai to get an explosive nosebleed. Kurama just was floating in the tank, unable to say anything about his...err...her predicament. Rikashi shifted and Yuusuke saw his hand rising towards a large, flashing, fluorescent blue button. Yuusuke pointed his finger at Rikashi.
"What are you doing?!"
"Pressing the release button. Why? Don't you want you friend out?"
"NO!! WE want the MALE Kurama back!! Not the FEMALE Kurama!" Yuusuke snapped. Botan glared at Rikashi.
"How could you? You have to be completely heartless to switch a person's gender against there own will!" Botan yelled. Rikashi laughed.
"What can I say? I'm a youkai. A true youkai. Not like your black haired friend or Kurama... I have no ningen feelings. Only greed. Sorry, babe, but I. DON'T. CARE." Rikashi pushed the button. The liquid in the tank drained and the hatch opened. At first, it looked like Kurama was unconscious or unresponsive, but the kitsune's eyelids twitched. The green orbs opened slightly and Kurama stepped out of the tank. Kurama stood still, the green eyes adjusting to all of the shapes and lights. Yuusuke's eyes locked with Kurama's. The luminous eyes widened as they registered who Yuusuke was.
"Yuu...suke?" Kurama whispered. Yuusuke turned red, noticing that Kurama's voice was completely like a woman's voice. It was soft, kind, and a tad seductive, but then again, Kurama was a kitsune.
"Uh...Kurama? Have you looked at yourself lately?" Yuusuke realized he just confused Kurama even more.
"Why? What's wrong with me?" Kurama asked, stepping closer. Hiei's shock vanished. He stared at Kurama long and hard. Kurama met his gaze. Hiei saw Kurama suddenly look embarrassed.
"Please stop looking at me. For some reason, when you look at me, I get really uncomfortable." Kurama stated. Hiei's shock returned. He gaped at Kurama, unable to tell the now feminine kitsune what had happened. Botan calmly walked over to Kurama. Yuusuke noticed, with a start, that the once tall Kurama was now shorter than Botan.
"Wow. Botan's tall now..." Kurama said.
"OH MY GOD!!!!! YOU"RE A BLONDE!!!!!" Yuusuke heard himself shout. Everyone glanced at him. "I'll shut up." Botan placed her hands firmly on Kurama's narrow shoulders.
"Now, Kurama. This will be quite a shock to you, like it was to all of us, but... Rikashi...turned you into a woman." Botan said. Kurama didn't bat an eyelid, for a few milliseconds. Kurama glanced down. Yuusuke saw Kurama's eyes widen. Kurama's hand raised and a scream pierced the air. Hiei snapped out of his shock as his formerly male friend screamed. Kurama panicked.
"AUGH!!!!! OH MY GOD!!!!!! NOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!" Kurama cried. The kitsune collapsed. Rikashi began to laugh his horrible laughter.
"Well, that was very comical... I never thought Kurama would react that way." Rikashi laughed. Kuwabara finally stood up.
"Ya know... Generally when people attack my friends, I whip their butt. But, you have crossed the line. You kidnap beautiful women and then have the gall to swap my friends gender?! I think I speak for all of us when I say you're dead meat!!!" Kuwabara yelled. For once in his entire life, Kuwabara was right.
"I'll never forgive you! This is the weirdest thing I've ever heard of and it happened to my FRIEND!!! Now I'm not an emotional guy, but you have definitely touched a nerve." Yuusuke snapped.
"My dragon shall feast upon your burnt flesh, vile youkai." Hiei snarled. Plants erupted from the corner. Kurama had found a weed growing in the wall and now Kurama had completely overgrown the walls with it.
"YOU. SHALL. NOT. LIVE. ANOTHER. DAY." Kurama's feminine voice was contorted into an evil, demonic voice. For once in his long existence, Rikashi felt fear as the Yu-Yu Hakusho glared at him, weapons held high, and a fiery mission to destroy him.

~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~End of Ch.6~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Paige- Don't worry fans... I love Kurama too much to live him as a woman... She'll be a he soon enough. I'll make the final chapter in... hmmm...maybe two chapters. Check out my other fanfics too.
*Tournament of Memories
*Shinigami's Two Evils(I'd prefer if you didn't reply to this one. It sucks)
* TwoYear Wait (by Nicole)