The Bar-B-Q- Barn. 2
We begin our story from where we left off in the last chapter, at the Bar- B-Q-Barn. Yoko and Botan have just walked in the restaurant.
Yoko: (In a thick Texas accent) Ain't it fancy?
Botan: (Mumbling) I wouldn't call it fancy.
Yoko: (Still using accent) What that love?
Botan: Nothing... Could you stop talking like that? You've never been to Texas!
Yoko: (Talking normal) Uh, sure.
They walk over to a booth and sit down.
Botan: So... How are you doing?
Yoko: Good. Well I'll get a waiter, I know how to talk to these guys. Waiter!
A fox demon waitress came over.
Waitress: (In a thicker accent then Yoko's fake accent) Hello! Welcome to The Bar-B-Q- Barn! My name is Bob. What can I get for 'ya?
Botan: (Clears throat) Um, I don't mean to be rude but um, you look like a um, uh, woman.
Bob: Yeah lots of people get me confused with a woman... maybe it's 'cause I's got man boobs.
Botan: Yes it must be that.
Bob: Yeah... But what kind's a drinks would y'all like?
Yoko: I'll have a Shirley Temple.
Bob: I know what you's likes.
Botan: I'll have Diet Coke.
Bob: It'll be here in a sec y'all!
Bob leaves.
Botan: Okay. Was that a freaky person or what?!
Yoko: Botan! Don't talk about my Father like that!!!
Botan: @__@ WHAT!!!
Yoko: That's my father. He's really sensitive when comes to his man boobs, so don't talk about it, you were lucky that he didn't start balling right here and now!
Botan: /.___.\ Riiiiiiggggghhhhhtttt.
Yoko: Good, you understand.
Bob: Here's y'all's drinks! (Hands them their drinks)
Yoko: Thank you Father!
Botan: Yes thank you Mr. Yoko's Dad!
Bob: Oh! Don't get all formal on me! Y'all just call me Bob and it's okay not to say thank you most people 'round here just say ugh!
Botan: Yes well, uh ugh?
Bob: Oh Yoko! This one's a keeper! Now what do y'all want?
Yoko: How about ... Everything!
Botan: Yoko I don't think we can eat everything, let's just get the rib basket.
Yoko: No come on let's get everything!
Botan: But how are we going to eat it all?
Bob: Oh don't worry! You just eat all you want and Yoko will eat the rest! Hey Yoko! Remember the pie-eating contest?
Yoko: Oh yeah!
Bob: How many pies did you eat then? 504?
Yoko: 586!
Botan: Okay! Now that we know how many pies Yoko ate, can we please get our food or I'll eat this restaurant! And the people in!!!! :(
Yoko: Okay! How about everything!
Bob: That can be done!
And that is the chapter! NO FLAMES please!
We begin our story from where we left off in the last chapter, at the Bar- B-Q-Barn. Yoko and Botan have just walked in the restaurant.
Yoko: (In a thick Texas accent) Ain't it fancy?
Botan: (Mumbling) I wouldn't call it fancy.
Yoko: (Still using accent) What that love?
Botan: Nothing... Could you stop talking like that? You've never been to Texas!
Yoko: (Talking normal) Uh, sure.
They walk over to a booth and sit down.
Botan: So... How are you doing?
Yoko: Good. Well I'll get a waiter, I know how to talk to these guys. Waiter!
A fox demon waitress came over.
Waitress: (In a thicker accent then Yoko's fake accent) Hello! Welcome to The Bar-B-Q- Barn! My name is Bob. What can I get for 'ya?
Botan: (Clears throat) Um, I don't mean to be rude but um, you look like a um, uh, woman.
Bob: Yeah lots of people get me confused with a woman... maybe it's 'cause I's got man boobs.
Botan: Yes it must be that.
Bob: Yeah... But what kind's a drinks would y'all like?
Yoko: I'll have a Shirley Temple.
Bob: I know what you's likes.
Botan: I'll have Diet Coke.
Bob: It'll be here in a sec y'all!
Bob leaves.
Botan: Okay. Was that a freaky person or what?!
Yoko: Botan! Don't talk about my Father like that!!!
Botan: @__@ WHAT!!!
Yoko: That's my father. He's really sensitive when comes to his man boobs, so don't talk about it, you were lucky that he didn't start balling right here and now!
Botan: /.___.\ Riiiiiiggggghhhhhtttt.
Yoko: Good, you understand.
Bob: Here's y'all's drinks! (Hands them their drinks)
Yoko: Thank you Father!
Botan: Yes thank you Mr. Yoko's Dad!
Bob: Oh! Don't get all formal on me! Y'all just call me Bob and it's okay not to say thank you most people 'round here just say ugh!
Botan: Yes well, uh ugh?
Bob: Oh Yoko! This one's a keeper! Now what do y'all want?
Yoko: How about ... Everything!
Botan: Yoko I don't think we can eat everything, let's just get the rib basket.
Yoko: No come on let's get everything!
Botan: But how are we going to eat it all?
Bob: Oh don't worry! You just eat all you want and Yoko will eat the rest! Hey Yoko! Remember the pie-eating contest?
Yoko: Oh yeah!
Bob: How many pies did you eat then? 504?
Yoko: 586!
Botan: Okay! Now that we know how many pies Yoko ate, can we please get our food or I'll eat this restaurant! And the people in!!!! :(
Yoko: Okay! How about everything!
Bob: That can be done!
And that is the chapter! NO FLAMES please!