From the 8th Layer of Hell it's...
Botan: Yoko! How dare you! I can't even pick up a spoon! (Tries to pick up a spoon but she can't put her fingers around it)
Musty: I wish I had a woman so plump... Just like you!
Yoko: Hey! She's my plump woman!
Beaver: Now Bunky Loo, can't we all have her? It's just fair!
Yoko: I told you! I legally changed my name! My name is Yoko now, it's not Bunky Loo!
Mama: Oh Bunky! Why can't you accept who you are? You are Bunky Loo! Not Yoko!
Yoko: Why can't you just accept that my name is Yoko! How do you expect me to find a woman with a name like Bunky Loo!
Musty: Bunky! You know all the entire woman's love that name!
Beaver: Yeah! You used to love that name! And to think I used to worship you! I am deeply ashamed!
Just then Bob walked to the table.
Bob: If you all could keep it down a little that would be great!
Mama: Oh just shut up!
Bob: Oh don't give me that—
Botan: Okay! I'm going now! BYE!
Botan is wobbling away.
At Keiko's apartment.
Keiko: Oh my gawd!
Botan: I know I know! Yoko's surprise was a restaurant called Bar-B-Q-Barn!
Keiko: What was that like?
Botan: Horrible! And you know what?!
Keiko: What?
Botan: His parents and brothers run it! His fat greasy dad! His short fat mama! His evil, tall, skinny, rude brothers! I hate his family I hate them!
Keiko: That still doesn't explain why you are fat.
Botan: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGG GHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Keiko: Oy. I know how to get you skinny again!
Botan: What? (The reason why Botan can not hear her s because her ears are so big that the fat is plugging her ears)
Keiko: I said that I know how to get you skinny again!
Botan: Really?!
Keiko: Yeah! All you have to do is call upon the dark lord from the 8th Layer of hell! ^_^
Botan: I thought that there were only 7.
Keiko: There used to be but then they decided to make an 8th.
Botan: Oooooohhhhhh!
Keiko: Oh and you might have to sell your soul or something!
Botan: Oh okay.
Keiko: I'm going to get the yellow pages, 'cause I forgot his number.
Botan: Uh huh.
Keiko walks in the kitchen to get the yellow pages 'cause she forgot his number.
She now walks back to the living room where Botan is sitting.
Keiko: Okay I here's his number! (Hands over the yellow pages)
Botan: Thank you.
Keiko: My pleasure.
Botan: (Tries to dial the phone number but she can't 'cause her fingers are too big) Uh, can you dial the number?
Keiko: (takes phone from her) You know you're pathetic, right?
Botan: Thanks.
Keiko dials the number.
Keiko: Here you go. (Hands her the phone)
Botan: Hello I'm here to talk to the dark lord who owns the 8th Layer of hell.
Receptionist: Okay hon, one moment, let me put ya on hold.
Botan: Okay.
Botan waits 10 minutes.
Receptionist: Okay here he is.
Botan: Thank you.
Receptionist: Uh huh.
Dark lord: Hello?
Botan: Hi! Um, can I get an appointment for you get uh, un-fat?
Dark lord: Let me see when I can squeeze you in. Hmmm, oh here's a spot it's right now!
Botan: Okay that would great.
Dark lord: Uh huh. I'll be over in 5 seconds, okay?
Botan: That would be great! Bye!
Dark lord: Bye!
Botan hangs up phone.
Dark lord: Hello!
Keiko: Hi I'm Keiko and this Botan, she needs you badly. Bye!
Keiko leaves.
Dark lord: Okay let's get this party started!
Botan: Oh gosh you're Richard Simmons!
Dark lord: Guilty!
Okay that's that! See ya!
Botan: Yoko! How dare you! I can't even pick up a spoon! (Tries to pick up a spoon but she can't put her fingers around it)
Musty: I wish I had a woman so plump... Just like you!
Yoko: Hey! She's my plump woman!
Beaver: Now Bunky Loo, can't we all have her? It's just fair!
Yoko: I told you! I legally changed my name! My name is Yoko now, it's not Bunky Loo!
Mama: Oh Bunky! Why can't you accept who you are? You are Bunky Loo! Not Yoko!
Yoko: Why can't you just accept that my name is Yoko! How do you expect me to find a woman with a name like Bunky Loo!
Musty: Bunky! You know all the entire woman's love that name!
Beaver: Yeah! You used to love that name! And to think I used to worship you! I am deeply ashamed!
Just then Bob walked to the table.
Bob: If you all could keep it down a little that would be great!
Mama: Oh just shut up!
Bob: Oh don't give me that—
Botan: Okay! I'm going now! BYE!
Botan is wobbling away.
At Keiko's apartment.
Keiko: Oh my gawd!
Botan: I know I know! Yoko's surprise was a restaurant called Bar-B-Q-Barn!
Keiko: What was that like?
Botan: Horrible! And you know what?!
Keiko: What?
Botan: His parents and brothers run it! His fat greasy dad! His short fat mama! His evil, tall, skinny, rude brothers! I hate his family I hate them!
Keiko: That still doesn't explain why you are fat.
Botan: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGG GHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Keiko: Oy. I know how to get you skinny again!
Botan: What? (The reason why Botan can not hear her s because her ears are so big that the fat is plugging her ears)
Keiko: I said that I know how to get you skinny again!
Botan: Really?!
Keiko: Yeah! All you have to do is call upon the dark lord from the 8th Layer of hell! ^_^
Botan: I thought that there were only 7.
Keiko: There used to be but then they decided to make an 8th.
Botan: Oooooohhhhhh!
Keiko: Oh and you might have to sell your soul or something!
Botan: Oh okay.
Keiko: I'm going to get the yellow pages, 'cause I forgot his number.
Botan: Uh huh.
Keiko walks in the kitchen to get the yellow pages 'cause she forgot his number.
She now walks back to the living room where Botan is sitting.
Keiko: Okay I here's his number! (Hands over the yellow pages)
Botan: Thank you.
Keiko: My pleasure.
Botan: (Tries to dial the phone number but she can't 'cause her fingers are too big) Uh, can you dial the number?
Keiko: (takes phone from her) You know you're pathetic, right?
Botan: Thanks.
Keiko dials the number.
Keiko: Here you go. (Hands her the phone)
Botan: Hello I'm here to talk to the dark lord who owns the 8th Layer of hell.
Receptionist: Okay hon, one moment, let me put ya on hold.
Botan: Okay.
Botan waits 10 minutes.
Receptionist: Okay here he is.
Botan: Thank you.
Receptionist: Uh huh.
Dark lord: Hello?
Botan: Hi! Um, can I get an appointment for you get uh, un-fat?
Dark lord: Let me see when I can squeeze you in. Hmmm, oh here's a spot it's right now!
Botan: Okay that would great.
Dark lord: Uh huh. I'll be over in 5 seconds, okay?
Botan: That would be great! Bye!
Dark lord: Bye!
Botan hangs up phone.
Dark lord: Hello!
Keiko: Hi I'm Keiko and this Botan, she needs you badly. Bye!
Keiko leaves.
Dark lord: Okay let's get this party started!
Botan: Oh gosh you're Richard Simmons!
Dark lord: Guilty!
Okay that's that! See ya!