After everyone had recovered from the shock of seeing a dead man dance,
they began to wonder who was next in line for humiliation.
"Er... er... er... Draco! Truth or dare?" Quirrell finally asked. Ron kindly slammed Draco in the back of the head to wake him up.
"Hm...? Wha? Oh... truth."
"What is your favorite method of humiliation?" Quirrell asked. There was an outburst between Minerva and Severus, the latter disagreeing that the question be allowed.
"Severus, it's a sodding game! If Quirrell gets a kick out of asking questions like that then let him ask the questions, you spaz!" Minerva yelled.
"Listen. I refuse to allow questions like that. If the students grow up to be psychedelic killers like yours truly and Quirrell then don't blame me! And give my wand back, you retard!"
For Quirrell had slipped Snape's wand off the table and was using it to conjure up one of those rubber bouncy balls. He went on to infuriate people by bouncing it persistently off anything within reach. The floor, the table, the head of the person sitting next to him...
Draco was answering the question with relish.
"This Truth or Dare game." Was what he said.
Severus stood up, knocking his chair over.
"WHAT IN THE NAME OF HOLY ARSE???" He yelled, pointing accusingly at his favorite student. Minerva, having been proved wrong for once, pretended not to have heard. Dumbledore was just looking thoughtful.
"What? Did I say something wrong?" asked Draco, voicing the thoughts of all the students present. Snape stared at him.
"Next comment, but one more remark like Mr Malfoy's and I will think up an especially sadistic punishment for you"
"Ok, Professor Snape, truth or dare?" said Draco, who hand't really been listening.
"Truth." Snape replied automatically. He hadn't quite got over the stroganoff.
"What is YOUR favorite method of humiliation, Professor?" Draco asked.
"I do not go for humiliating people unless they are Gryffindor, Longbottom, one of the Marauders or it is within a set class time." Snape answered delicately.
Pause.
"And quit with the bloody ball already!" The irate Potions Master shouted at the hapless late DADA teacher.
"Sorry." Quirrell shrugged.
"Geez! Do the deformed deceased have no life?" Severus asked, face flushed with anger.
"Well, what do you think?" Quirrell retorted sarcastically.
Snape glared at him before turning to Dumbledore.
"Headmaster, truth or dare?" He asked.
"Truth, please, Severus."
"Alright. What..." Severus paused, thinking of a question. "What is your favorite Muggle T.V. program?"
"Well... I'd have to say... Graham Norton., channel 4, 10pm weekdays"
The students stared. Severus' demeanour faltered.
"What? The chat show with the gay Irish manmaking sad jokes and laughing like a spaz?" He asked. Dumbledore frowned.
"I believe we are talking at cross purposes here, Severu. I do not criticise what you choose to do with your spare time and you do not bad- mouth Graham Norton. Agreed?"
Snape stared.
"Professor, isn't Graham Norton that guy who talks to celebrities, plays pranks on innocent people and advertises porn stuff and viagra?" Harry asked. Dumbledore smile.
"Yes indeed."
Severus continued to stare.
As well as a dancing dead man, an infuriating bouncy ball and a celebrity student, they had a horny headmaster.
Ohshitohshitohshit.
Author's Note: V Graham Norton is the name of an English chat show, of which Graham Norton himself is the host. If you are from Britain, I advise you to start watching V Graham Norton on channel 4, 10pm weekdays.If you are not from Britain then this chapter was a bit of a waste of time. Sorry.
Graham Norton is indeed gay. He celebrated his 40th birthday a few days ago although some say he looks about 20. He has a great sense of humor, makes wonderful jokes, looks amazingly like someone I know and was voted as having the worst wardrobe in Britain. Picture cans be found at www.channel4.com/graham.
Sorry about that shameless plug. Onto the interesting bit. Every few chapters I will answer reviews from the previous chapter(s) I will not say when I am doing it or give any notice. It will be a random surprise. It is mainly to encourage people to review.
~x~X~x~X~x~ Reviews for Chapter 3
Samantha Ann:- Random is what I do best ;)
HP-lover420:- I'm writing, I'm writing!
Harrypottermagic32:- I am a bit busy but I'm working on writing chapters quicker.
Rowz:- It's you! Back again! Hiiii!!! *waves* Merry Christmas, whenever it was. We learn something new every day, don't we? Yes, Cossack is Russian.
Beauty-Queen1979:- It was meant to be funny and strange, dah-lin'. Sorry if the thong and the whip disturbed your mental views. I didn't mean it! *grins*
Alie:- thank you
DaggerHeartedprincess:- I will write more! I promise! Thankz for the flattery. I perfect my funniness at school, morbid and slapstick. Unfortunately, while it is hilarious what I do, the teachers don't seem to think so. ;)
Nakma:- You will be astounded because I am obeying your orders and... continuing!
That's all for now. Ideas for dares and truth questions much appreciated. Otherwise I will live off the wit and imagination of my own brain.
"Er... er... er... Draco! Truth or dare?" Quirrell finally asked. Ron kindly slammed Draco in the back of the head to wake him up.
"Hm...? Wha? Oh... truth."
"What is your favorite method of humiliation?" Quirrell asked. There was an outburst between Minerva and Severus, the latter disagreeing that the question be allowed.
"Severus, it's a sodding game! If Quirrell gets a kick out of asking questions like that then let him ask the questions, you spaz!" Minerva yelled.
"Listen. I refuse to allow questions like that. If the students grow up to be psychedelic killers like yours truly and Quirrell then don't blame me! And give my wand back, you retard!"
For Quirrell had slipped Snape's wand off the table and was using it to conjure up one of those rubber bouncy balls. He went on to infuriate people by bouncing it persistently off anything within reach. The floor, the table, the head of the person sitting next to him...
Draco was answering the question with relish.
"This Truth or Dare game." Was what he said.
Severus stood up, knocking his chair over.
"WHAT IN THE NAME OF HOLY ARSE???" He yelled, pointing accusingly at his favorite student. Minerva, having been proved wrong for once, pretended not to have heard. Dumbledore was just looking thoughtful.
"What? Did I say something wrong?" asked Draco, voicing the thoughts of all the students present. Snape stared at him.
"Next comment, but one more remark like Mr Malfoy's and I will think up an especially sadistic punishment for you"
"Ok, Professor Snape, truth or dare?" said Draco, who hand't really been listening.
"Truth." Snape replied automatically. He hadn't quite got over the stroganoff.
"What is YOUR favorite method of humiliation, Professor?" Draco asked.
"I do not go for humiliating people unless they are Gryffindor, Longbottom, one of the Marauders or it is within a set class time." Snape answered delicately.
Pause.
"And quit with the bloody ball already!" The irate Potions Master shouted at the hapless late DADA teacher.
"Sorry." Quirrell shrugged.
"Geez! Do the deformed deceased have no life?" Severus asked, face flushed with anger.
"Well, what do you think?" Quirrell retorted sarcastically.
Snape glared at him before turning to Dumbledore.
"Headmaster, truth or dare?" He asked.
"Truth, please, Severus."
"Alright. What..." Severus paused, thinking of a question. "What is your favorite Muggle T.V. program?"
"Well... I'd have to say... Graham Norton., channel 4, 10pm weekdays"
The students stared. Severus' demeanour faltered.
"What? The chat show with the gay Irish manmaking sad jokes and laughing like a spaz?" He asked. Dumbledore frowned.
"I believe we are talking at cross purposes here, Severu. I do not criticise what you choose to do with your spare time and you do not bad- mouth Graham Norton. Agreed?"
Snape stared.
"Professor, isn't Graham Norton that guy who talks to celebrities, plays pranks on innocent people and advertises porn stuff and viagra?" Harry asked. Dumbledore smile.
"Yes indeed."
Severus continued to stare.
As well as a dancing dead man, an infuriating bouncy ball and a celebrity student, they had a horny headmaster.
Ohshitohshitohshit.
Author's Note: V Graham Norton is the name of an English chat show, of which Graham Norton himself is the host. If you are from Britain, I advise you to start watching V Graham Norton on channel 4, 10pm weekdays.If you are not from Britain then this chapter was a bit of a waste of time. Sorry.
Graham Norton is indeed gay. He celebrated his 40th birthday a few days ago although some say he looks about 20. He has a great sense of humor, makes wonderful jokes, looks amazingly like someone I know and was voted as having the worst wardrobe in Britain. Picture cans be found at www.channel4.com/graham.
Sorry about that shameless plug. Onto the interesting bit. Every few chapters I will answer reviews from the previous chapter(s) I will not say when I am doing it or give any notice. It will be a random surprise. It is mainly to encourage people to review.
~x~X~x~X~x~ Reviews for Chapter 3
Samantha Ann:- Random is what I do best ;)
HP-lover420:- I'm writing, I'm writing!
Harrypottermagic32:- I am a bit busy but I'm working on writing chapters quicker.
Rowz:- It's you! Back again! Hiiii!!! *waves* Merry Christmas, whenever it was. We learn something new every day, don't we? Yes, Cossack is Russian.
Beauty-Queen1979:- It was meant to be funny and strange, dah-lin'. Sorry if the thong and the whip disturbed your mental views. I didn't mean it! *grins*
Alie:- thank you
DaggerHeartedprincess:- I will write more! I promise! Thankz for the flattery. I perfect my funniness at school, morbid and slapstick. Unfortunately, while it is hilarious what I do, the teachers don't seem to think so. ;)
Nakma:- You will be astounded because I am obeying your orders and... continuing!
That's all for now. Ideas for dares and truth questions much appreciated. Otherwise I will live off the wit and imagination of my own brain.