Tons of junk and uh, stuff.
Botan: I can't believe I'm getting help from... THE RICHARD
SIMMONS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Richard: Oh, a fan! I'm so lucky!
Botan: Your lucky! Oh! I'm the one who's lucky! I get to lose tons of
weight with Richard Simmons!!
Richard: Okay, you know who I I'm. So what's your name?
Botan: My name? Uh, my name is Botan.
Richard: Okay Botan lets get you on the scale!
Botan tries to get on scale.
Botan: Uh can't um, get my feet on the scale.
Richard: Oookkaayy. Do we need to lift you up on there?
Botan: I think so!
Richard: Not a problem! (Claps hands and some creepy guy in a butler
suit poofs up) PeewaRd! Please lift Botan on to the scale.
Peeward: Yes your crappyness.
Richard: Peeward I told you to call me the crappiest person in all
the 8 Layers of Hell!
Peeward: Yes, your crappness.
Peeward lifts Botan on to the scale and his arms fall off.
Richard: (Hands Peeward his arms back) Thank you Peeward.
And Peeward poofs a um, uh away.
Richard: Okay let's see how much you weigh. (Looks at the scale) Uh
WOW!! You sure weigh a lot!
Botan: How much? Tell me the truth! The truth I tell you, the truth!!!
Richard: Um, 1700lbs.
Botan: Oh! Thank God! I thought it would be worse! Like 2000lb!
Richard: Yeah okay let's get started.
It has now been a few months. And my parents wish I would leave their
lives, since I've in their lives for 54 years and lived with them for
that long too.
Richard: Okay let's see if you can get on the scale with out Peeward.
Botan: Okay! ^-^
Botan gets on the scale with out the help of Peeward. I just don't
under stand I thought I was the one helping out I mean I thought Ma
wanted another baby sure, so when I act like one she gets mad! Oh, oh
yes back to the story.
Richard: Good job sugar buns! Let's see how much you weigh. Oh wow! I
think that starving you all this months worked! You only weigh 700
pounds now! (Starts jumping up and down) I'm so happy!
Botan: (Also starts to jump up and down) I'm so happy! Oh, oh, oh, oh,
oh, oh that's not right!
Don't you see! Sure it's great that I lost 1000 pounds but I STILL
WEIGH 700
POUNDS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Richard: Oooooooooohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!!!!!!! I get it! That's
not good.
Botan: No this horrible!!!!!!!!
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGG
GGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
HH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Okay that's the chapter. Now leave me alone! :(
Botan: I can't believe I'm getting help from... THE RICHARD
SIMMONS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Richard: Oh, a fan! I'm so lucky!
Botan: Your lucky! Oh! I'm the one who's lucky! I get to lose tons of
weight with Richard Simmons!!
Richard: Okay, you know who I I'm. So what's your name?
Botan: My name? Uh, my name is Botan.
Richard: Okay Botan lets get you on the scale!
Botan tries to get on scale.
Botan: Uh can't um, get my feet on the scale.
Richard: Oookkaayy. Do we need to lift you up on there?
Botan: I think so!
Richard: Not a problem! (Claps hands and some creepy guy in a butler
suit poofs up) PeewaRd! Please lift Botan on to the scale.
Peeward: Yes your crappyness.
Richard: Peeward I told you to call me the crappiest person in all
the 8 Layers of Hell!
Peeward: Yes, your crappness.
Peeward lifts Botan on to the scale and his arms fall off.
Richard: (Hands Peeward his arms back) Thank you Peeward.
And Peeward poofs a um, uh away.
Richard: Okay let's see how much you weigh. (Looks at the scale) Uh
WOW!! You sure weigh a lot!
Botan: How much? Tell me the truth! The truth I tell you, the truth!!!
Richard: Um, 1700lbs.
Botan: Oh! Thank God! I thought it would be worse! Like 2000lb!
Richard: Yeah okay let's get started.
It has now been a few months. And my parents wish I would leave their
lives, since I've in their lives for 54 years and lived with them for
that long too.
Richard: Okay let's see if you can get on the scale with out Peeward.
Botan: Okay! ^-^
Botan gets on the scale with out the help of Peeward. I just don't
under stand I thought I was the one helping out I mean I thought Ma
wanted another baby sure, so when I act like one she gets mad! Oh, oh
yes back to the story.
Richard: Good job sugar buns! Let's see how much you weigh. Oh wow! I
think that starving you all this months worked! You only weigh 700
pounds now! (Starts jumping up and down) I'm so happy!
Botan: (Also starts to jump up and down) I'm so happy! Oh, oh, oh, oh,
oh, oh that's not right!
Don't you see! Sure it's great that I lost 1000 pounds but I STILL
WEIGH 700
POUNDS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Richard: Oooooooooohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!!!!!!! I get it! That's
not good.
Botan: No this horrible!!!!!!!!
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGG
GGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
HH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Okay that's the chapter. Now leave me alone! :(