A/N: WOW! Overwhelmed by reviews, I was! Thank you to all my lovely
reviewers, you will get a mention at the end of the chapter (I hope).
Because of the sudden surge of people reading this, I've decided to add
another chapter before you all come round my house with axes.
Note: Some of these ideas were submitted in reviews with people requesting that they be used. If you have ideas, just say and I will be happy to try and weave them into the story.
Severus glared at all the people giggling at him because of the spider song. Was it his fault that he was a bit socially deprived as a child?
"LOOK, IS IT MY FAULT I HAD A MORTAL FEAR OF THE DAMN SPIDERS???" He yelled, only sending everyone into more hysterics apart from Ron.
"I can sympathise with you there, Professor." He said. Severus slammed Ron's head into a chocolate gateau.
"Oh, spare me the thought." He grumbled.
About five minutes later, people began regaining their composure and stopped choking. Severus sighed.
"About time. Albus, truth or dare?"
"Dare, methinks it is time to warm up the game." The Headmaster replied.
"I dare you to open mouth kiss that muggle, whatsisname, Graham." Severus smirked evilly.
Graham had just managed to come up from under the table, having been on all fours laughing. As soon as Dumbledore's dare was announced, he disappeared back under it with record speed.
"Look, I know I'm gay but that really is going too far!" He was heard to complain.
"Ron?" Harry asked his flame - headed friend. "Do you think we should help here?"
The two of them grabbed Graham and hauled him roughly upright in front of Dumbledore. Graham was struggling and protesting.
"Ah, c'mon, have mercy will you? That thing belongs up a horse's rear end, not on my face! Leave me alone!" He whimpered.
Severus had his eyes tight shut as Dumbledore kissed Graham open mouthed. Only the sound of the hapless muggle coughing and choking told him that the dare had been done.
"Ok, Mr Malfoy, truth or dare?" Dumbledore asked. Draco looked up warily.
"Dare. I'm a daring guy."
"Ok, I dare you to go and steal this book from the library." Dumbledore said, showing Draco a slip of paper.
"McLearge's Guide to Eating Glue?" He asked incredulously. "No problem!" And with that he dashed off to the library.
"Albus, that was mean." Minerva said, shaking her head sadly. "It'll be a miracle if he still has all his limbs!"
As if proving her point, there was a scream from the library area and Draco came back looking miserable with McLearge's Guide to Eating Glue attached onto his nose.
"New piercing, Malfoy?" Ron asked before collapsing in a heap with Harry, Hermione and Ginny.
"Shud your faze, Weazlee. If I wanded a stubid insuld I'd ask for one. Ginny Weazlee, truth or dare?"
"Dare, I no wimp!" Ginny replied happily.
"I dare you to kiss be." Draco said. Ginny frowned.
"Well, ok, but we'll have to find a way to remove the book first. Any suggestions?"
"Sure. Draco, stand up, do. This should work." Said Graham, getting out a spanner. Draco whimpered as Graham levered the book off his nose.
"Thanks." Draco said gratefully, rubbing his nose and looking uncertainly at the book, which snapped merrily at the scraps on the table before scuttling off in the direction of the door. Hermione made to go after it, but Dumbledore stopped her.
"Don't worry, Hagrid will bring it back after it begins to eat his lettuces."
"You have to do your dare now, Ginny." Draco reminded her. Ginny smiled vaguely And kissed Draco on the lips for a very long time. Harry turned to the rest of the group.
"Do you think they remembered to breathe? I'm sure Ginny's going a bit blue."
When they broke apart Draco looked satisfied and Ginny just smiled vaguely and took a great, huge gulp from Graham's beer mug.
"Excuse me, I do believe that's mine!" The muggle complained. And that gave Sirius an idea for a whole new game. However, before he could put it into action, Ginny turned to Snape.
"Professor Snape, truth or dare?"
"Dare" Severus grumbled.
"I dare you to have a bath."
"WHAT??? I HATE YOU! I HATE YOU! I HATE YOU! ARGH!" Severus yelled as Remus and Graham, both grinning inanely, dragged him off to have his bath.
Sirius turned to Dumbledore.
"When they get back, I think we should play...
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CLIFFHANGER! I'm sorry, I had to do that.
Right, onto the many reviewers:
Saria Black-Fred Weasley's Girl: What the heck? Have you been taking your pills recently?
Selania: What if she was one yard away and poked him with a stick?
Lady Nassah: I think my brain has been in my head all your life *pokes head* yup, still there.
Princess Jasmine: Did I write that?
Lorelei Wood: Thank you, I try.
Y2J-HBK: You know what I mean!
Shasa Perino: I'm writing as you read!
Beckie13: Nah, Betty's still around. You just have to look harder.
No Comment: The updates are rolling in right now
Kiwi: Thank you for your words of wisdom m(_._)m bows down.
Thatslife: Then go read!
Ken Potter: Great idea! I'll try and fit it in somewhere. *sings* Somewhere, over the raindobw. ok, I'll shut up now.
Lady of the Dark Blood: Repeated reviews? You are so kind *huggles*
Mykerinos: Hang on, disconnect before you die otherwise the bill will be HUGE!
Djcati: Graham Norton does kick ass, that's why he's here *huggles to Graham* He didn't actually want to come in but I said that I'll buy him another spazzy suit so he reluctantly agreed.
Lilolu: Random is my world. Sirius and his sheep?
Fruity taquitas: *gives more* I'm writing!
Jinx: I will, no worries
QuEeN oF tHe UnIvErSe: I've played with my teachers. Well, we were all drunk and it was on holiday in Greece, so I guess they didn't actually realise.
Princess-Anime: No worries, another chapter is bounding along
The Arachibutyrophobic Elf: Jeez, your name is one helluva thing to type out, you know that? I will probably use your suggestion in the next chapter, but just daring Snape to have a bath in this one was fun!
Cataclysmic: I love writing it and you love reading it. It's a win-win situation.
Yami Magician Girl: Tell me about it, I haven't heard of that one. Good one for Sirius, though.
Sky: Weeell, it isn't supposed to be a serious story. I doubt Quirrell would ever play with a bouncy ball, but...
Kneh13: I'm adding, I'm adding!
Queen-Ditz: You say you suck at suggestions but I beg to differ. I used you suggestion, it was classic. I don't think they will get together, but the kiss was great fun to write.
CoMiCQueeN217: I aim to please.
Gryffspopgurl: Thank you, I'm glad you think it's good.
Venus725: Ooh, send a link, send a link, I am interested, honest!
TheSunAndTheMoon: Yeah, Cossack is a real dance. I used to try and do it when I was playing netball and the ball was at the other end of the court, but I kept falling over. Handstands are much easier.
Fireblade: Did you fall? Be careful you don't hurt yourself too bad!
Sweetchick23: Updating! Updating!
Marauderette: What, the song or the spider? It's a real song, catchy as well. I think it's for people who are scared of spiders (I AM NOT ONE OF THEM!)
Serebii: Audition? What planet do you live on?
Salem: Don't die, please! The paperwork I'd have to fill in is awful!
Becki: I love Graham Norton, really, I do. He's the best on TV! He needs to have an OBE off the queen or something. He's so fun!
THANKYOU!!!! To all my lovely reviewers, sorry if I missed anyone. Thank you so much, see you next chapter!
Note: Some of these ideas were submitted in reviews with people requesting that they be used. If you have ideas, just say and I will be happy to try and weave them into the story.
Severus glared at all the people giggling at him because of the spider song. Was it his fault that he was a bit socially deprived as a child?
"LOOK, IS IT MY FAULT I HAD A MORTAL FEAR OF THE DAMN SPIDERS???" He yelled, only sending everyone into more hysterics apart from Ron.
"I can sympathise with you there, Professor." He said. Severus slammed Ron's head into a chocolate gateau.
"Oh, spare me the thought." He grumbled.
About five minutes later, people began regaining their composure and stopped choking. Severus sighed.
"About time. Albus, truth or dare?"
"Dare, methinks it is time to warm up the game." The Headmaster replied.
"I dare you to open mouth kiss that muggle, whatsisname, Graham." Severus smirked evilly.
Graham had just managed to come up from under the table, having been on all fours laughing. As soon as Dumbledore's dare was announced, he disappeared back under it with record speed.
"Look, I know I'm gay but that really is going too far!" He was heard to complain.
"Ron?" Harry asked his flame - headed friend. "Do you think we should help here?"
The two of them grabbed Graham and hauled him roughly upright in front of Dumbledore. Graham was struggling and protesting.
"Ah, c'mon, have mercy will you? That thing belongs up a horse's rear end, not on my face! Leave me alone!" He whimpered.
Severus had his eyes tight shut as Dumbledore kissed Graham open mouthed. Only the sound of the hapless muggle coughing and choking told him that the dare had been done.
"Ok, Mr Malfoy, truth or dare?" Dumbledore asked. Draco looked up warily.
"Dare. I'm a daring guy."
"Ok, I dare you to go and steal this book from the library." Dumbledore said, showing Draco a slip of paper.
"McLearge's Guide to Eating Glue?" He asked incredulously. "No problem!" And with that he dashed off to the library.
"Albus, that was mean." Minerva said, shaking her head sadly. "It'll be a miracle if he still has all his limbs!"
As if proving her point, there was a scream from the library area and Draco came back looking miserable with McLearge's Guide to Eating Glue attached onto his nose.
"New piercing, Malfoy?" Ron asked before collapsing in a heap with Harry, Hermione and Ginny.
"Shud your faze, Weazlee. If I wanded a stubid insuld I'd ask for one. Ginny Weazlee, truth or dare?"
"Dare, I no wimp!" Ginny replied happily.
"I dare you to kiss be." Draco said. Ginny frowned.
"Well, ok, but we'll have to find a way to remove the book first. Any suggestions?"
"Sure. Draco, stand up, do. This should work." Said Graham, getting out a spanner. Draco whimpered as Graham levered the book off his nose.
"Thanks." Draco said gratefully, rubbing his nose and looking uncertainly at the book, which snapped merrily at the scraps on the table before scuttling off in the direction of the door. Hermione made to go after it, but Dumbledore stopped her.
"Don't worry, Hagrid will bring it back after it begins to eat his lettuces."
"You have to do your dare now, Ginny." Draco reminded her. Ginny smiled vaguely And kissed Draco on the lips for a very long time. Harry turned to the rest of the group.
"Do you think they remembered to breathe? I'm sure Ginny's going a bit blue."
When they broke apart Draco looked satisfied and Ginny just smiled vaguely and took a great, huge gulp from Graham's beer mug.
"Excuse me, I do believe that's mine!" The muggle complained. And that gave Sirius an idea for a whole new game. However, before he could put it into action, Ginny turned to Snape.
"Professor Snape, truth or dare?"
"Dare" Severus grumbled.
"I dare you to have a bath."
"WHAT??? I HATE YOU! I HATE YOU! I HATE YOU! ARGH!" Severus yelled as Remus and Graham, both grinning inanely, dragged him off to have his bath.
Sirius turned to Dumbledore.
"When they get back, I think we should play...
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CLIFFHANGER! I'm sorry, I had to do that.
Right, onto the many reviewers:
Saria Black-Fred Weasley's Girl: What the heck? Have you been taking your pills recently?
Selania: What if she was one yard away and poked him with a stick?
Lady Nassah: I think my brain has been in my head all your life *pokes head* yup, still there.
Princess Jasmine: Did I write that?
Lorelei Wood: Thank you, I try.
Y2J-HBK: You know what I mean!
Shasa Perino: I'm writing as you read!
Beckie13: Nah, Betty's still around. You just have to look harder.
No Comment: The updates are rolling in right now
Kiwi: Thank you for your words of wisdom m(_._)m bows down.
Thatslife: Then go read!
Ken Potter: Great idea! I'll try and fit it in somewhere. *sings* Somewhere, over the raindobw. ok, I'll shut up now.
Lady of the Dark Blood: Repeated reviews? You are so kind *huggles*
Mykerinos: Hang on, disconnect before you die otherwise the bill will be HUGE!
Djcati: Graham Norton does kick ass, that's why he's here *huggles to Graham* He didn't actually want to come in but I said that I'll buy him another spazzy suit so he reluctantly agreed.
Lilolu: Random is my world. Sirius and his sheep?
Fruity taquitas: *gives more* I'm writing!
Jinx: I will, no worries
QuEeN oF tHe UnIvErSe: I've played with my teachers. Well, we were all drunk and it was on holiday in Greece, so I guess they didn't actually realise.
Princess-Anime: No worries, another chapter is bounding along
The Arachibutyrophobic Elf: Jeez, your name is one helluva thing to type out, you know that? I will probably use your suggestion in the next chapter, but just daring Snape to have a bath in this one was fun!
Cataclysmic: I love writing it and you love reading it. It's a win-win situation.
Yami Magician Girl: Tell me about it, I haven't heard of that one. Good one for Sirius, though.
Sky: Weeell, it isn't supposed to be a serious story. I doubt Quirrell would ever play with a bouncy ball, but...
Kneh13: I'm adding, I'm adding!
Queen-Ditz: You say you suck at suggestions but I beg to differ. I used you suggestion, it was classic. I don't think they will get together, but the kiss was great fun to write.
CoMiCQueeN217: I aim to please.
Gryffspopgurl: Thank you, I'm glad you think it's good.
Venus725: Ooh, send a link, send a link, I am interested, honest!
TheSunAndTheMoon: Yeah, Cossack is a real dance. I used to try and do it when I was playing netball and the ball was at the other end of the court, but I kept falling over. Handstands are much easier.
Fireblade: Did you fall? Be careful you don't hurt yourself too bad!
Sweetchick23: Updating! Updating!
Marauderette: What, the song or the spider? It's a real song, catchy as well. I think it's for people who are scared of spiders (I AM NOT ONE OF THEM!)
Serebii: Audition? What planet do you live on?
Salem: Don't die, please! The paperwork I'd have to fill in is awful!
Becki: I love Graham Norton, really, I do. He's the best on TV! He needs to have an OBE off the queen or something. He's so fun!
THANKYOU!!!! To all my lovely reviewers, sorry if I missed anyone. Thank you so much, see you next chapter!