A/N: The new game is just, like, a break from truth or dare. Truth or dare
WILL return, I promise!
"I think we should play I've Never!" Sirius said. Dumbledore looked thoughtful.
"Well, as soon as Severus gets back from having his bath." He answered. There was a crash and a thud followed by a stream of swearing from the upstairs corridor.
"Well, it sounds like they're nearly done." Quirrell said. Sure enough, seconds later, Severus, Remus and Graham re-entered.
Severus' normally greasy hair was clean and fresh looking, and smelt rather oddly of opium, which is a sort of hallucigenic drug. He looked severely disgruntled.
"I thought you said you didn't do drugs!" He complained to Graham, who grinned happily.
"I don't. The shampoo was given to me by a friend."
"It's making me see the pink bunnies!"
"Well, you'll get over it."
"I CAN SEE THE FECKING PINK BUNNIES!!!!!!!"
"Calm down, Sev, it'll be ok!" Quirrell giggled.
"THEY'RE COMING TO GET ME! AAAAAAAAARRRRRRRGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!"
Minerva shoved a napkin in his mouth, conveniently shutting him up.
"Sirius has had a good idea. We're all going to play I've Never. Now, I doubt Graham has ever heard of it, so I'll explain. Someone says 'I've never don something' and whoever has done it drinks beer. For instance, I say 'I've never scuba dived' then whoever has drinks to it."
"Sounds like a good game to me." Graham shrugged.
"Ok. Because Severus is ... indisposed, I'll start." Sirius said.
"Why you?" Hermione asked.
"Because it was my idea, go away." Sirius answered. Dumbledore turned to Severus.
"Severus, are the pink bunnies being nice to you?"
Severus' eyes rolled wildly as he whimpered round the cloth in his mouth.
"Excellent. Off you go then, Sirius."
"Ok... I've Never...geez, what have I never done? I've never... I've Never killed one of my teachers, that's one thing I never did."
Harry drank his beer while Quirrell glared at him.
"Ok, my turn." Harry smiled. "I've never tried to drown anyone in a bath."
Graham and Remus drank beer, grinning evilly. Severus managed to give them his famous 'Basilisk Stare of Certain Death' before the pink rabbits and lapdancing squirrels came back and he shuddered and screwed his eyes shut. Quirrell also drank beer, which surprised everyone.
"Who the hell did you try and drown?" Ron asked, amazed.
"Well, it was the year I died and thingy was on my head and I tried to drown him by lying down in the bath before I realised he didn't actually need to breathe."
"Right! My go!" Graham said, swigging beer although he didn't need to. "I've never killed and eaten live prey."
Remus, Sirius and Minerva drank beer. Severus, who had a straw in his mouth alongside the cloth, sucked up some beer.
"Erm...ok, Remus told me of his little wild days but why the hell have the rest of you done it?" Graham asked nervously.
"Well, I had to live off the rats. Tasty little buggers they be." Sirius grinned.
"I guess the cat in me got carried away..." Minerva whispered sheepishly, fiddling with her glass.
"Goh hoes, I hink I hoz unk." Severus tried around his gag.
"What the feck?" Ron asked. Hermione gave him some paper.
"Here, write it down until the bunnies go away."
Severus wrote: "God knows, I think I was drunk."
Everyone giggled. The effects of the alcohol were beginning to kick in.
"Well, you know, he probably wasn't." Sirius hiccupped. Severus frowned and threw a pig bone at him. Sirius caught it in his mouth and started gnawing it like a dog.
"Riiiight..." Graham edged away from the gnawing man.
"Me! ME! I've never... kissed someone of the same sex."
Graham took a veeeeeeeeery big drink, being gay. Dumbledore drank and Hermione also drank. Graham glared at Dumbledore and took another drink to cleanse his mouth, but everyone stared at Hermione.
"What? What? It was a dare! Honest!" She cried defensviely.
"Yeah, sure." Draco was heard to mutter.
"My turn, then." Hermioen said imperiously. "I've never slept with a teddy at fifteen years old!"
Ron sheepishly took a drink.
"You're kidding me!" Draco groaned, disgusted.
"Nope!" answered Ron giddily, pulling out a battered tye-dye teddy bear. "His name's Benny Bear."
"Oh, good God!"
"I go!" Ron said enthusiastically, the only person not disturbed by his last comment. "I've never attacked the prime minister with a bit of hard chewing gum."
"Look, I told you, I didn't mean it, ok?" Ginny yelled angrily, taking a drink. "I thought he was someone else. Anyway, he's crapped up the country so much he deserves it!"
She had barely finished the sentence when she collapsed head first on the table. Severus began making indiscreet noises, obviously panicked. His eyes rolled madly and he made choking noises as the gag restricted his breathing.
"Bring her round, Albus, and then we'll continue with the game. No, Severus, it was the alcohol, not the killer mice. Honestly!"
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My apologies. Truth or Dare will be back as soon as they're all nice and drunk!
Lovely reviewers!
Chloe: Thankees, weird is my middle name. Well, the one after crazy and random and odd.
Morianie: Yeah, what the hell. It would be a sad world if we couldn't laugh like idiots and get taken away to the loony bins *calls white-coated men*
Kenshin: Fanny? Have you been watching the late night porn shows again, what have I told you about that?
Elven Warrior: I'm glad I make you happy!
Lady Nassah: Well, how lucky are you? Two chapters in one day! That's amazing for me. Hopelessly devoted to you? Isn't that a song?
Draccy: Yeah, the spider song is a real song, but I seriously have forgotten the rest of the words!
Selania: Well, what fun would it be without Sevvie torture?
BaYer0rulz: I like torturing Sev so I will keep on torturing him. Muaha!
Siriusrawkssox: I've Never, more chapter!
Black Magician Girl: Either way suits me!
Becki: *bends on knees* I'M SORRY GRAHAM! I didn't want to do that to him, but, hell! It was funny typing it.
Jinx: *cowers and then brushes off threat* I've had so many threats like that I'm immune to them now. *has nervous breakdown when you look away* AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH THEY'RE GONNA GET ME!
"I think we should play I've Never!" Sirius said. Dumbledore looked thoughtful.
"Well, as soon as Severus gets back from having his bath." He answered. There was a crash and a thud followed by a stream of swearing from the upstairs corridor.
"Well, it sounds like they're nearly done." Quirrell said. Sure enough, seconds later, Severus, Remus and Graham re-entered.
Severus' normally greasy hair was clean and fresh looking, and smelt rather oddly of opium, which is a sort of hallucigenic drug. He looked severely disgruntled.
"I thought you said you didn't do drugs!" He complained to Graham, who grinned happily.
"I don't. The shampoo was given to me by a friend."
"It's making me see the pink bunnies!"
"Well, you'll get over it."
"I CAN SEE THE FECKING PINK BUNNIES!!!!!!!"
"Calm down, Sev, it'll be ok!" Quirrell giggled.
"THEY'RE COMING TO GET ME! AAAAAAAAARRRRRRRGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!"
Minerva shoved a napkin in his mouth, conveniently shutting him up.
"Sirius has had a good idea. We're all going to play I've Never. Now, I doubt Graham has ever heard of it, so I'll explain. Someone says 'I've never don something' and whoever has done it drinks beer. For instance, I say 'I've never scuba dived' then whoever has drinks to it."
"Sounds like a good game to me." Graham shrugged.
"Ok. Because Severus is ... indisposed, I'll start." Sirius said.
"Why you?" Hermione asked.
"Because it was my idea, go away." Sirius answered. Dumbledore turned to Severus.
"Severus, are the pink bunnies being nice to you?"
Severus' eyes rolled wildly as he whimpered round the cloth in his mouth.
"Excellent. Off you go then, Sirius."
"Ok... I've Never...geez, what have I never done? I've never... I've Never killed one of my teachers, that's one thing I never did."
Harry drank his beer while Quirrell glared at him.
"Ok, my turn." Harry smiled. "I've never tried to drown anyone in a bath."
Graham and Remus drank beer, grinning evilly. Severus managed to give them his famous 'Basilisk Stare of Certain Death' before the pink rabbits and lapdancing squirrels came back and he shuddered and screwed his eyes shut. Quirrell also drank beer, which surprised everyone.
"Who the hell did you try and drown?" Ron asked, amazed.
"Well, it was the year I died and thingy was on my head and I tried to drown him by lying down in the bath before I realised he didn't actually need to breathe."
"Right! My go!" Graham said, swigging beer although he didn't need to. "I've never killed and eaten live prey."
Remus, Sirius and Minerva drank beer. Severus, who had a straw in his mouth alongside the cloth, sucked up some beer.
"Erm...ok, Remus told me of his little wild days but why the hell have the rest of you done it?" Graham asked nervously.
"Well, I had to live off the rats. Tasty little buggers they be." Sirius grinned.
"I guess the cat in me got carried away..." Minerva whispered sheepishly, fiddling with her glass.
"Goh hoes, I hink I hoz unk." Severus tried around his gag.
"What the feck?" Ron asked. Hermione gave him some paper.
"Here, write it down until the bunnies go away."
Severus wrote: "God knows, I think I was drunk."
Everyone giggled. The effects of the alcohol were beginning to kick in.
"Well, you know, he probably wasn't." Sirius hiccupped. Severus frowned and threw a pig bone at him. Sirius caught it in his mouth and started gnawing it like a dog.
"Riiiight..." Graham edged away from the gnawing man.
"Me! ME! I've never... kissed someone of the same sex."
Graham took a veeeeeeeeery big drink, being gay. Dumbledore drank and Hermione also drank. Graham glared at Dumbledore and took another drink to cleanse his mouth, but everyone stared at Hermione.
"What? What? It was a dare! Honest!" She cried defensviely.
"Yeah, sure." Draco was heard to mutter.
"My turn, then." Hermioen said imperiously. "I've never slept with a teddy at fifteen years old!"
Ron sheepishly took a drink.
"You're kidding me!" Draco groaned, disgusted.
"Nope!" answered Ron giddily, pulling out a battered tye-dye teddy bear. "His name's Benny Bear."
"Oh, good God!"
"I go!" Ron said enthusiastically, the only person not disturbed by his last comment. "I've never attacked the prime minister with a bit of hard chewing gum."
"Look, I told you, I didn't mean it, ok?" Ginny yelled angrily, taking a drink. "I thought he was someone else. Anyway, he's crapped up the country so much he deserves it!"
She had barely finished the sentence when she collapsed head first on the table. Severus began making indiscreet noises, obviously panicked. His eyes rolled madly and he made choking noises as the gag restricted his breathing.
"Bring her round, Albus, and then we'll continue with the game. No, Severus, it was the alcohol, not the killer mice. Honestly!"
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My apologies. Truth or Dare will be back as soon as they're all nice and drunk!
Lovely reviewers!
Chloe: Thankees, weird is my middle name. Well, the one after crazy and random and odd.
Morianie: Yeah, what the hell. It would be a sad world if we couldn't laugh like idiots and get taken away to the loony bins *calls white-coated men*
Kenshin: Fanny? Have you been watching the late night porn shows again, what have I told you about that?
Elven Warrior: I'm glad I make you happy!
Lady Nassah: Well, how lucky are you? Two chapters in one day! That's amazing for me. Hopelessly devoted to you? Isn't that a song?
Draccy: Yeah, the spider song is a real song, but I seriously have forgotten the rest of the words!
Selania: Well, what fun would it be without Sevvie torture?
BaYer0rulz: I like torturing Sev so I will keep on torturing him. Muaha!
Siriusrawkssox: I've Never, more chapter!
Black Magician Girl: Either way suits me!
Becki: *bends on knees* I'M SORRY GRAHAM! I didn't want to do that to him, but, hell! It was funny typing it.
Jinx: *cowers and then brushes off threat* I've had so many threats like that I'm immune to them now. *has nervous breakdown when you look away* AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH THEY'RE GONNA GET ME!