Ysonat's first time at a pub
Tordek: congrats to everyone we have accomplished a splendid victory and killed those imbisules who wasted my dwarf clan
Tulik: where to now Tordek
Tordek first we need to tell the boss our victory then we can go to a pub
Ysonat: what's a pub
Tordek: ill tell you later
THEY ARRIVE AT THE BOSSES HUT
Tordek: boss I have the report for the Orc battle
Boss: (reading) hmmm good good hmmm good I like it you guys did a good job and as your reward here's 200 gold
Tordek: we split it 50gold each and the rest goes to the ride to capitol city were we get our next job
THEY ARRIVE AT THE PUB LIKE TORDEK PROMISED
Ysonat: what is this place
Tulik it's a pub you can get beer here
Ysonat: really, (runs up to the counter) Ysonat wants beer give me beer (hands 50 gold to the barkeeper and get 50 mugs of beer)
Tordek: you sure you can drink all that
Ysonat: BEER
Tulik: I'm going to get some beer too (gets 1 glass off beer) Tordek you getting any
Tordek: yeah-sure (gets 3 glasses of beer)
Ysonat BEER GOOD (drinks his 12th beer)
Tulik: I didn't think a human could hold that much beer
Ysonat: I gotta pee (starts peeing on a hafling) ahh better (pulls the halflings ear) hey the urinal won't flush
Tordek: he's drunk
Ysonat: hey don't diss my drunkenness just because i've had a couple beers
Tulik: 23 now
Ysonat: shut up you um you look like a bunny
Ogre: hey elf sit down right now
Ysonat: what did you say wanna fight huh do ya do ya
Ogre: sure
Tordek: well I guess we better help him out
Tulik: yeah
Tordek and tulik kill everyone in the bar while Ysonat just sat there attacking a chair thinking it was a person
Tordek: lets go before we get in anymore trouble
Ysonat: but I still had 27 beers in that bar
Tulik: less talking and more running
Tordek: agreed
Tordek: congrats to everyone we have accomplished a splendid victory and killed those imbisules who wasted my dwarf clan
Tulik: where to now Tordek
Tordek first we need to tell the boss our victory then we can go to a pub
Ysonat: what's a pub
Tordek: ill tell you later
THEY ARRIVE AT THE BOSSES HUT
Tordek: boss I have the report for the Orc battle
Boss: (reading) hmmm good good hmmm good I like it you guys did a good job and as your reward here's 200 gold
Tordek: we split it 50gold each and the rest goes to the ride to capitol city were we get our next job
THEY ARRIVE AT THE PUB LIKE TORDEK PROMISED
Ysonat: what is this place
Tulik it's a pub you can get beer here
Ysonat: really, (runs up to the counter) Ysonat wants beer give me beer (hands 50 gold to the barkeeper and get 50 mugs of beer)
Tordek: you sure you can drink all that
Ysonat: BEER
Tulik: I'm going to get some beer too (gets 1 glass off beer) Tordek you getting any
Tordek: yeah-sure (gets 3 glasses of beer)
Ysonat BEER GOOD (drinks his 12th beer)
Tulik: I didn't think a human could hold that much beer
Ysonat: I gotta pee (starts peeing on a hafling) ahh better (pulls the halflings ear) hey the urinal won't flush
Tordek: he's drunk
Ysonat: hey don't diss my drunkenness just because i've had a couple beers
Tulik: 23 now
Ysonat: shut up you um you look like a bunny
Ogre: hey elf sit down right now
Ysonat: what did you say wanna fight huh do ya do ya
Ogre: sure
Tordek: well I guess we better help him out
Tulik: yeah
Tordek and tulik kill everyone in the bar while Ysonat just sat there attacking a chair thinking it was a person
Tordek: lets go before we get in anymore trouble
Ysonat: but I still had 27 beers in that bar
Tulik: less talking and more running
Tordek: agreed