THE LAST STAND OF COLEMAN TREBOR
BY YODAMAN
The Knights of the Jedi Order
Are the greatest heroes ever
But no tale is as great
As the last stand of Coleman Trebor.
He rose from a young Jedi
To the biggest fish in the see
He soon joined the council
But death would come soon to thee.
He was soon called on a rescue mission
A rescue mission of death
He huffed and he puffed
But said this with a breath-
"It is my duty to the Jedi Order
To do what Yoda says
Since Skywalker is the Chosen One
This mission is my quest".
Thus he went on the gunship
To the planet of Geonosis
When he landed he turned on his lightsaber
With the greatest of bliss.
Once Mace gave the order
He charged into action
He ripped up Battle Droids
And the Separatist faction.
Once he saw Dooku
He ran up the stands
He stopped all opposition
And slipped past their hands.
He raised his lightsaber
To destroy the Sith
But out came Jango Fett
Like a flying fish.
Thus he aimed his blasters
At Coleman's chest
Thus the great Jedi
Came to rest.
Now you have heard
The greatest tale of all.
Of a brave young alien
And of his fateful fall.

THE END