DISCLAIMER: If I own Neon Genesis Evangelion, I will have the power to rule the world. If I own Naruto, I will have the power to cheat secretly in my tests and exams (see that particular episode where Gaara used Daisan No Me, or the Third Eye technique to cheat in first part of chuunin exams). Unfortunately I don't own them, so why bother to sue me??
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AUTHOR'S NOTES: Yow, well, I'm back for the latest update in my fic. Wow, thanks for your kind reviews people (insert your name here), although I don't understand what the anonymous reviewer mean, the one who said that my fic was better from something-or-other but worse than something-or-other. Well, I don't really expect my fic to be the best. Anyways, I felt like I'm in the mood so here we go. By the way, maybe chapters coming soon might get serious but still laced with humor (ah… humor) Hey, something's a little bit wrong in this fic so I've revised it a little bit.
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Neon Genesis Evangelion/Naruto Crossover
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2: Angel Attack!
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On the Hidden Village of Leaf Hokage's lair…
The brunette Anko Mitarashi was busy reading and signing some papers as part of her secretarial work for the Hidden Leaf Village Hokage when she heard a knock from the door. Deciding that she had time for that someone who knocked on her door, she then bade the visitor to come in.
The door opened and a female jounin with shoulder length hair and pearly white eyes then came in.
"Oh it's you Hinata. What do you want?"
"Umm… well... have you received any word from Naruto and his companions?" Hinata asked, missing him already. Ever since admitting her love personally to Naruto about a year ago and him admitting to her that he finally realized that he also love her, they became an item.
"Yup, since a week ago. Mostly it's about the progress reports of the student they are teaching. So far that special student was able to learn how to control his chakra, although awkwardly. Even Naruto managed to teach him all of his Ninjutsu techniques" she then smiled thinly "He's kinda amazing isn't it?"
"I see. What's… the name of their student, I reckon?"
"Uh…" Anko muttered, and then searched her pile of papers, finding what she wanted "Shinji Ikari, a 14 year old, studies at Tokyo-3 Junior High, NERV affiliated, and pilots Evangelion Unit 1. The rest of his personal information were classified"
"Evangelion Unit 1? Is that the purple robot we usually see on the news?" Hinata asked.
"Yes, saving us and the whole wide world from this alien menace they call Angels"
"Tokyo-3… that's where our old sage Jiraiya was managing his bookshop"
"Yep, the old pervert finally established his own business in his bookshop aptly named Come Come Paradise. I heard his business is flourishing though, many people classified as perverts came to his bookshop to buy his manga novels, including the head honcho of NERV who bargained with our Hokage to train his son. Even Kakashi-sama too" she then sighs "Why would he need those hentai mangas to satisfy his craving for naked women when I'm here just for him and him only?"
Hinata gulped and sweatdrops.
"Oh… I see… well… anyway, I'll go now" Hinata said, turning away, satisfied that Naruto was doing fine with his fellow jounin companions and their student.
"Okidoki, I'll keep you posted regarding this matter" Anko replied, waving her hand in dismissive gesture.
The door then closed behind Hinata's back and Anko leaned on her soft chair and sighed, absently rubbing the three odd marks on her shoulder.
The former Team 7's updated report intrigued her though; about Shinji Ikari… it is unusual for someone to learn the techniques so fast in a space of one week. How can it be for someone not belonging to the Hidden Village of Leaf?
This sure would be interesting, I'll ask one of the other new jounins later to gather information about this latest discovery Anko thought I'm sure Hokage would approve…
She then stood up and went to the room beside her office. There she found Kakashi Hatake, the former Team 7's sensei tied to the… extremely interesting bondage gear. His mouth has been gagged so as to prevent noise coming from him that would certainly attract attention.
"You've been naughty as of late Kakashi-sama, it's time for your punishment" Anko cheerfully said, licking her lips to express her whole satisfaction.
"Mmfff mfff mfff mmmff!!!" Kakashi enthusiastically replied (Translation: Yes I've been naughty mistress Anko, spank me! Spank me!)
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Misato decided to pay Commander Ikari a visit so here she was in his office, in front of him. Gendo simply waited for the Tactical Operations Director to say what she wanted.
"Sir, may I ask how is Shinji doing in his training and where he is currently now?" Misato asked. Ever since his presence was not felt in her apartment her life was becoming duller and duller since she had no one to tease. Like Asuka, she is becoming bored at life without Shinji.
"The Third Child is actually fine" Gendo monotonously replied, while reading another manga volume.
Misato waited for a moment for him to answer her second question, but none came forthcoming so she reiterated her request "Commander, where is Shinji Ikari?"
"That, I cannot divulge until the end of the month. If you are worried about his safety I can assure you that he is perfectly fine. Dismiss" the commander replied, without raising his eyes to levelly meet hers, because he was busy reading his manga "Now if there is nothing else relevant to the Third Child or NERV related issues you can go now. I have important matters to attend to such as paying a visit to the UN officials a moment later"
The lavender haired major could only grit her teeth as she saluted and went out from his office, then she suddenly blinked.
"I've never saw Gendo read before" she said to herself, then scratched her head "Well, I gotta pay Ritsuko a visit again"
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"Okay, what's your problem Asuka?" Hikari asked, although she knew already what her problem is anyway. Since last week she has been observing Asuka and found her to be depressed at something.
Something Shinji related.
"Baka Shinji's not around" was Asuka's reply.
"I can see that" Hikari said. She noticed it herself, particularly since Shinji's presence in the class ceased about a week ago and his missed printouts already piling up in his desk "Care to tell me the details?"
"His father sent him to some kind of training" Asuka replied. She really didn't know what kind of training her Shinji was doing. She even tried to ask Shinji's father about it but the latter refused to tell her the details.
"What kind of training?"
"They wouldn't tell me"
"Oh… I see" Hikari said "Anyway he is in safe hands right? I mean those suited men you say that they came from Section 2 is always with him right? Nothing can go wrong I assure you"
"Yeah sure…" Asuka said, then snorted "But it is Shinji's excuse for him to get away from me"
Hikari could only raise her brows, noting that she understood. Of course Shinji would run away from her, since Asuka was always treating him like shit ever since the first time she arrives at the school a month ago. Poor boy, living with her was like living with the spawn of snakes who happened to be my best friend.
"Doesn't he understand?" the redhead ranted "I just like him to stand up on his own, instead of doing things for praises! Sheesshh! I can't stand him!!"
The class representative could only sigh "But why beating him senselessly Asuka? Exactly why?" she asked, suddenly determined to find out what's exactly the reason Shinji ends up with bruises accentuated with a couple of slap marks.
Asuka could only mutter something incomprehensible and Hikari suddenly decided not to know. Well… it's their problem anyway. Why should I care when I have Touji all by myself? Touji only matters to me… Touji only matters to me… Touji only matters to me…
"Hey class rep!"
Hikari turned her head enthusiastically to see a familiar someone who called for her "Touji!!!"
"Are you free tonight? Look here I got two tickets for advance screening of the movie you picked" Touji said, showing her two tickets in his hand.
"Yes I am!" was Hikari's instantaneous reply.
"I see, so I'll pick you up later at 8?"
"Sure thing Touji!"
"Okay then. Hey Asuka! Where's Shinji?" Touji asked.
Asuka replied, rather morosely "NERV. Training"
"Without you?" Touji asked incredulously "Well, it's understandable, since you always beat him up"
Without waiting for Asuka to shot back, he then turned to Hikari "So see you later huh?"
"Sure! See 'ya"
"See 'ya"
After Touji went out of Hikari's sight, she slumped on the bench being lovestruck girl she is, finally being asked out by the one she truly desire.
"Ohh… Touji…"
Asuka on the other hand could only sigh in apoplexy.
"I'm going home Hikari see 'ya" she said, picking up her bag.
"See 'ya" Hikari replied, momentarily daydreaming what's like to be with Touji, hearts sparkling in her eyes, and then suddenly returns to her normal demeanor "Hey Asuka!"
"What?" Asuka said, turning back.
"Do you mind a piece of advice?" she offered, remembering her conversation with Asuka.
"Spill it"
"Well…" the class representative began "About Shinji Ikari, at least try to be nicer to him. Don't always try to beat the living daylights out of him when he committed mistakes. At least… be kind to him" Hikari then picked up her things "Hey Asuka, I'll see you tomorrow"
The class representative then went away, leaving Asuka behind.
"Be kind to him…" Asuka echoed, frowning, before turning away in opposite direction.
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Next day afternoon, somewhere around the outskirts of Tokyo-3…
"Wow Shinji, you really learn fast!" Naruto cheerfully said, amazed on how Shinji learns all of his Ninjutsu techniques he taught to him in just a space of one week, although there is still a problem regarding his chakra control. Naruto don't have to worry about it since it was Sakura's turn to teach their student tomorrow.
"Th-thank you, sir…" Shinji stammered, gasping out his thanks after exhausting most of his chakra just to create 20 shadow clones of his likeness.
"Can the formalities, Naruto will be just fine—"
Suddenly the shrill alarm blast startled both of them and the rest of Tokyo-3 citizens. Sakura and Sasuke simultaneously appeared beside them.
"Yep, it's that Angel attack wasn't it?" Sasuke asked.
"Yes…" the Third child replied "I… I must go now"
"Don't worry Shinji" Sakura cheerfully said, already performing a hand seal "We'll take you there really fast. Plus, this is the chance of our lifetime to actually watch the live battle between you and the Angel"
In a puff of smoke, the three jounins and their student disappeared.
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Kouzou was waiting expectantly in his office for the jounins to arrive together with the commander's son when he heard a smoke discharge behind him.
"You're late" Kouzou monotonously said.
"Sorry…" Shinji muttered his trademark apology before whisked away by two Section 2 agents to prep him up for the imminent Angel Attack.
"Status report?" the sub-commander asked.
"Well, Shinji Ikari was amazingly doing fine. Or rather, it is rather unbelievable for someone like him to learn skills so fast" Naruto replied.
"Yes, unbelievable for someone not originated from the Hidden Village of Leaf" Sakura continued "Although he learns skills so fast, he tires so easily"
"Can anything be done to remedy that situation?" Kouzou asked.
"I'll train him to use his chakra properly because currently he awkwardly manages it. That would be the solution" Sakura replied.
"By the way NERV sub-commander" Sasuke piped in "We would like to see our student during the actual battle. We would like to observe him so that we can come up with necessary ideas on how to train him better" he requested.
"Permission granted, better do away with your casual clothing at first so as not to attract attention" Kouzou said.
The three jounins then performed a simple hand seal and a puff of smoke came a moment later, enveloping them. After the smoke dissipates, Kouzou can see that they are now disguised as NERV personnel.
"Good…" the sub-commander nodded approvingly.
"By the way, where is the commander?" Sasuke asked.
"Oh, he's off somewhere meeting with important people"
"I see"
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"Where the hell you've been Baka Shinji??" Asuka asked in Shinji's communication window.
"Sorry Asuka. I'm… on a training of some sort" the Third Child replied, keeping in mind that his training must kept to be secret. Until the end of the month anyway.
"I know that. I'm asking where the hell you are training so that at least I can come visit you!!"
"I can't tell…"
"That's because you're ordered to Third Child! Spill it out!!" Asuka screamingly requested that caused Shinji to flinch back.
"That would have to wait Second Child" Misato piped in suddenly, her communication window popping up "The target is approaching. Get ready to engage by taking turns"
"Roger!" Shinji and Asuka replied.
Suddenly on the horizon something blew up from the ocean, and Shinji tensed when he saw the target.
"The Angel!!" the Third Child exclaimed, and fired away with the Eva's palette rifle.
"Watch my back Third!" Asuka said, taking on the frontline
"Eh?? Hey, wait a minute!!"
"Ladies first!!"
For once, Shinji had courage to talk back "You jerk! You are disregarding the procedure!!!"
Asuka ignored him and instead willed Eva Unit 2 to soar in the air with the lance weapon "Hyaaahhh!!!!"
The Angel directly received the hit and was sliced in half.
"See Third Child? This is how to make a kill with elegance and finesse" Asuka beamingly said, already gloating on her first Angel kill. See Shinji? Just look at me Shinji, I'm perfect! I'm beautiful, I have perfect white teeth and I'm the greatest pilot! Lucky for you I fell in love at you at first sight back that day we first met!! Asuka cheerfully thought.
"What do you know? She isn't too bad after all" Shinji muttered to himself, and then gasped to see the Angel moving "Asuka watch out!!!"
"Huh??!"
What happened next entirely took the pilots by surprise.
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"That concludes the battle" a male person wearing a pair of eyeglasses remarked, who observed the whole actual battle until to the N2 Mine Attack to incapacitate the Angel that had suddenly divided itself into two and attacked the two units.
A puff of smoke materialized beside him and an unknown ninja appeared and addressed him "Kabuto, the master would like to know the results of your observation report"
"Oh yeah, here take this" Kabuto replied, giving him an information card "Send my regards to Hidden Sand's Kazekage"
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To Be Continued…
Author has something to say: Well, looks like something's cooking up in my fic, I wonder what?? Hehehe… find out later.
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