DISCLAIMER: If I own Neon Genesis Evangelion, I will be rich. If I own Naruto, I would be richer. But I'm poor, just created this fic for my imaginative purposes. So why bother???
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AUTHOR'S NOTES: Yow, well I'm back for the third part. Once again thank you for your kind reviews on my second part ^_^. So here is the third part, so… please review, review, review!! About the S/A or S/R or S/random Eva female character thing, *shrug* well… *shrug*
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Neon Genesis Evangelion/Naruto Crossover
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3: Forget about that synchronization training!
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"—so that is your proposal Uzumaki?" Kouzou asked, frowning thoughtfully to Naruto's suggestion.
"Yes sir. Me and my two buddies here have agreed upon it after observing the whole battle. As what you have said, the Eva is… uh…"
"Neural linked to the pilot" Sakura finished for Naruto.
"Right! So Shinji can feel the pain when Eva does right? If so, he can actually apply the skills he learned on the Eva!"
"You mean that Evangelion Unit 1 could also perform Kage Bunshin No Jutsu when willed by the pilot?" Sasuke asked skeptically.
"Of course!" Naruto replied cheerfully.
Kouzou rubbed his chin in deep thought, and then decided to ask Gendo about this first "Well… I'll have to talk to the NERV commander about your proposal. If he approves, then Shinji will attempt to take on the Angel himself without his fellow pilot"
"I hope he approves" Naruto remarked "It's all for his son"
Kouzou nodded and went away, while the three ninjas disguised as NERV personnel each performed a hand seal, and then instantaneously disappeared within a puff of smoke.
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"Ikari-kun…"
"Hmm?" Shinji said, pausing from his walk in one of the NERV headquarters' corridors, turning to meet the voice's owner who happened to be Rei Ayanami, the First Child and the designated pilot of Evangelion Unit 0, which was still in cryostasis, thereby unable to do battle for awhile.
"You… did well today" Rei remarked awkwardly. Since after the 5th Angel battle, the First Child felt some kind of… she didn't know what these feelings were. At first she treated him formally as "Pilot Ikari" or "Third Child" because he was the pilot of Evangelion Unit 1, or because he was the commander's son… but now…
"Thank you… Ayanami" Shinji replied cheerfully.
"May I inquire about some important matters?" Rei asked.
"What is it?"
"During the space of one week" Rei began "I notice that your presence at school ceased and you have been missing the assignments that had been imposed on us. May I ask what you are doing last week?" she asked. Rei had asked the commander about it but the latter refused to tell her, saying that it is confidential and shouldn't be divulged. Rei stressed that she has higher clearance like his, so she has a right to know but the commander simply denied her request.
"Training"
"What kind of training?"
"I… cannot tell you the details Ayanami. I mean… until the end of the month anyway or until my training was concluded" Shinji replied. With that he turned away rather abruptly.
Rei looked at him incredulously and felt unfamiliar wave of emotion hitting her. What's this feeling? Irritation…that… that… I'm unsatisfied from his insufficient answer? Suddenly determined to know what Shinji had been up to, she grabbed his hand and held it.
"Hey Ayanami… what…?" Shinji stammered, finding her grip into his hand was vise-like.
"I insist you tell me the details of your training" Rei steely asked, tightening her grip because Shinji was slowly resisting to get his hand off. She had to know, since the commander refused to tell her what kind of training Shinji had been up to, maybe his son would reveal the answer she needed. If he still wouldn't give what she wanted, maybe she should work on a "different" kind of persuasion that you Shinji/Rei fans would approve.
"I cannot tell!" Shinji exclaimed, still struggling.
Finding that her grip on Shinji was somewhat loosening, she let go of his hand… and literally bear-hugged him from behind.
"I can't let you go that easily, not until you tell me what I wanted" Rei seethed in his ear, rather… sexily that caused Shinji to shiver, causing him to think otherwise on what she wanted.
"We're… we're still young… you know" the Third Child answered, wondering if Rei wants "it". Right here, right now, right in front of the leering male in his 30's dressed in standard NERV clothing.
He would oblige into IT actually.
But Rei didn't have plans to make it out with him today, at least not yet anyway. She was just using a technique which she acquired from one of the spy movies which female agents use beauty and sex to get male opponents on their whim "Tell me what kind of training you are currently undergoing Ikari-kun, and maybe… maybe I'll give you something in return" the First Child said, idly circling her forefinger in Shinji's chest.
Shinji sweatdrops. Since when Rei was acting like this that he is currently experiencing? He then looked at his wristwatch and was horrified to see that he only has 5 minutes until the next meeting with his next jounin teacher Sakura. He then remembered the agreement he had between her…
Flashback, 10 hours before…
Sakura was literally scaring him with her trademark anger "If you are late in your upcoming session with me after the Angel battle I'll have Naruto here punish you by turning you into a woman again!!"
"Ahhh!!! No! I won't be late! I promise!" Shinji exclaimed, not interested to receive that "severe" punishment. When he was punished by it, it caused him to nearly die out due to excessive blood loss of seeing himself trapped in the woman's naked body.
At least the good thing is that it is only temporary.
The bad thing is that it only wears off after a day. Shinji can't stand humiliation of being naked in one whole day while Naruto and Sakura, even Sasuke was laughing their asses off at him.
End Flashback…
Thinking fast, Shinji then said, using latest Girl-Evasion Maneuver No. 2, one of the skills he learned from Sasuke during one of the days Sakura was chasing him down "Okay… if you want to know… close your eyes first"
Rei blinked. What have I done? He's going to kiss me!!! Involuntarily she closed her eyes and waited… her knees trembling…
She felt Shinji shifted, and then…
"What the!?" the leering NERV personnel that was actually waiting for them to make it out exclaimed "Where did he go!? What's that smoke!?" A pause, then he yelled "What the hell are you hugging!?"
Obviously the man was referring to her so Rei opened her eyes and found that instead of her hugging Shinji that was puckering up to kiss him, she found herself hugging a huge steel pipe.
"!!!!" Rei gasped, shocked to say a word.
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At Ritsuko's private office, Kaji appeared behind the good doctor and hugged her from behind.
"This situation looks familiar again eh, Kaji?" Ritsuko said, chuckling.
"At least this time there is no one pressing their face in the window…" Kaji said, using one of his women-seduce maneuvers to score one from his female friend since college.
Ritsuko wouldn't fall for it easily "Well… it is true that there is no one pressing their face on the window right now, but someone familiar was literally glaring at you from one of the telephone communication windows, and it's coming from the commander's office" she said, pointing at the screen.
Kaji looked at the screen to see Misato glaring at him, multiple veins popping up in his forehead before she abruptly discharges air from her nose like a bull and signing off.
"Well, at least Commander Ikari was not here at NERV today or else she may face possible dire consequences" Kaji remarked "Why Misato was at the commander's office anyway?" he asked.
"She is busy reading those damage reports, insurance expense reports, property losses reports, blah blah blah and everything on top of Commander Ikari's desk" the doctor replied.
"Hmm… I see" Kaji said, then fished a disk from his pocket. He wrote something on it and then he gave it to Ritsuko.
"What's this?" Ritsuko asked, raising a brow to see a note with a heart-shaped drawing.
"Oh, it's one of my ideas to help my dearest honey accomplish the next mission to destroy the incapacitated Angel once and for all. Of course, it's up to her whether to accept it or not" Kaji said, then turned to leave "Got to go now sugar, I have more important matters to attend to"
"Such as tailing women, I suppose?" Ritsuko mildly sneered.
Kaji shrugged "Maybe" he said and waved her goodbye before leaving the doctor's office.
The agent then walked a couple of steps before rounding the corner and saw a blond male in NERV standard clothing.
"How's it going?" the blond man asked.
"Everything went well; I managed to pull it off. The doctor didn't even noticed while I gave her the disk that contains the strategy that would suit our plans for our student"
"Of course. You had time to observe the people's movements and personality so when we need to disguise ourselves as one of them, they won't be fooled"
"How's that stubby-chinned man?" Kaji asked.
"He's fine; we don't have to worry because he won't remember anything what happened. I used a Genjutsu technique on him" the blond man replied.
Kaji performed a simple hand seal and a smoke puffed up, covering him completely. After the smoke dissipates, Sasuke was now standing there instead of Kaji.
"Let's go now Naruto. Sakura and Shinji are waiting for us"
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Later in the Katsuragi household, Misato was staring agape at her laptop computer, finding Kaji's "strategy" to be ludicrous.
"What the nine tails of hell does Kaji was thinking!? How can it be possible for Evangelion Unit 1 to take on the Angel alone!?" the major exclaimed.
She then continued to read Kaji's proposal "Hmm… according to the information he found once that Evangelion Unit 1 went into berserk mode, it would tear the angel apart. But it wouldn't happen… would it?"
Misato scratched her nose in deep thought and remarked "It's not possible for the pilot to induce the Eva into berserk mode… but according to the information he found Evangelion Unit 1 to produce extraordinary skills during actual combat, and it would only be displayed when the pilot feels the tension…." she scratched her head "I don't understand what this gibberish say… but I'll still order Eva Unit 2 to sortie out together with Eva Unit 1"
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Night time fell on the Hidden Leaf Village and Hinata found Ino in the bridge, lost in thought while gazing at the stars above it seemed.
"Ino?"
Ino turned around and was obviously surprised "Huh!?"
"Sorry… if I surprise… you… like that" the pearly white eyed jounin apologized.
"Apology accepted" the blond female jounin cheerfully sad before resuming her stargazing. Hinata followed suit, looking at the dark skies.
A moment passed before Ino decided to start a conversation with Hinata "Do you remember last year, the day I graduated into jounin class?"
Hinata nodded "Yes… ummm… what's so special about?"
"Everyone cheered and congratulated for graduating into jounin class, even your Naruto… everyone, but someone was missing…"
Hinata got her point "Sasuke" she said.
Ino nodded and continued "He was the only one who didn't congratulated me…"
"Do you feel bad about it?" the pearly white eyed jounin asked.
"Yes… I do" the blonde morosely said, her eyes casting downward to look at the moon reflecting in the lake "Seems like he still keeps up in his bastard attitude… tch… I was wondering now…"
"About what?"
"He was cold and indifferent to us girls who like him, but was cool and outgoing with the other guys. Hinata, do you think that… he was gay?" Ino asked, hoping that her assumption was incorrect and false.
Hinata blinked and gulped "I… uh… he's… not… gay…"
"Why's so?" Ino asked. She needs a reason to believe that Sasuke is not gay.
"You… wouldn't… like… to… believe… what I will tell you… Ino…" Hinata stammered.
Ino's eyes widened "Sakura? No…" she muttered, finding that her rival and her once best friend managed to have a place in Sasuke's heart and get the one she desired away from her forever.
"No! It isn't her…"
"Tenten!?" the blonde incredulously asked, finding that Sasuke's relationship with Tenten would be unlikely to happen, since the Chinese wannabe female wasn't interested in him… or is it?
"No…"
"Then who is it?"
Hinata took a deep breath before replying "Do you remember during one of our missions with the Hidden Sand ninjas… a month ago?"
Ino looked at her like who have gone mad "THAT ALSO BLONDE NINJA TEMARI!!?? SPILL THE DETAILS!!!"
The pearly white eyed jounin gulped again "Well… I was walking to find Naruto in the Hidden Sand Village when I saw Sasuke together with Temari… and they… and they… and they…"
Looks like Sasuke has a thing for women 3 years older than him and have more developed bodies… poor Ino Hinata thought
Hinata's blush was all Ino needed and fell to her knees before shouting to heavens and to whatever deities that have time to listen at her.
"NOOOOOO!!!!!!"
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Sasuke shivered "I sense someone's talking about me"
"I also felt that everyday" Shinji piped in, after he and Sakura took a break after one of their tiring chakra control lessons in their makeshift camp somewhere on the outskirts of Tokyo-3 "It happens all the time" he said, while eating Naruto's prepared ramen for everybody.
Sasuke grunted and continued to eat.
While Sasuke and Shinji were eating ramen, meanwhile on the outside Naruto and Sakura talked.
"How's his training Sakura?" Naruto asked.
"He's doing fine" Sakura replied "He'll do well in the upcoming Angel battle and surprise everyone who will be watching. Of course it will be covered up with unusual occurrences that usually come up with the unstable Evangelion Unit 1, according to the reports the NERV sub-commander permitted me to read and show to you guys"
"I hope…" Naruto said, hoping that the idea he was about to share to Sakura would be ludicrous "… he's also not unstable as his Eva…"
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To Be Continued…
Author Has Something To Say: Well… I had nothing to say first *shrug*