WHAT WOULD THEY DO KLONDIKE BAR?
Me: Hello everyone! And welcome to the first episode of "What Would They Do For A Klondike Bar?" ! Today on our show we have the cast of the game: METAL GEAR SOLID: THE TWIN SNAKES.
(cheesy fake cheering)
Me: Thank you thank you...
(more cheesy fake cheering)
Me: ok...
(even more cheesy fake cheering)
Me: OK YOU CAN STOP NOW FOR CHRISTS SAKE!
(sustained silence... crickets are heard chirping)
Me: ok * ahem * now to meet our first contestant! Solid Snake!
(Snake walks out on stage and sits down next to me)
Me: ok snake, what would YOU do for a Klondike Bar?
Snake: well... I would sneak into a secret government facility, without being noticed and steal one from their break room freezer!
Me: ok...
Snake: oh yeah! Id also aimlessly kill everyone I run into!
Me: ok, that's sort of interesting... OK THEN MOVING ON! Our next contestant is Raiden (even though hes not in TWIN SNAKES, im still putting him in so NI!!!)
(Raiden nervously walks out on stage with his gun drawn)
Raiden: umm... can I tell you from here? I'm still traumatized from the time Solidus and Ocelot stole my clothes and interrogated me!
Me: just come on you nervous little pansy!
(one of the mike operators that's above the stage accidentally sneezes right over Raiden)
Raiden: AHHH WHAT WAS THAT!
(Raiden shoots his gun strait up hitting a sprinkler line in the ceiling... water is now dripping onto the stage)
Raiden: AHH RUN!
(Raiden leaps off stage and books it for the door, knocking over a camera on the way)
Me: ok, GREAT... can we go to a commercial or something?
(COMMERCIAL BREAK, JUST THINK OF SOME SLIGHTLY INTERSTING COMMERCIALS AND IMAGINE THEM BEING HERE, OR JUST GO AND GET A SNACK, I DON'T REALLY GIVE A FLIP! ^_^ )
Me: ok now, on to our next contestant! Revolver Ocelot! (Raiden is heard screaming like a girl offstage)... CAN SOMEONE PLEASE TRANKULIZE THAT PANSY ALREADY? (a gunshot is heard)
Raiden: uhh... ahh...* gaugh *... zZzZzZzZ....
Me: finally! Ok Ocelot, come on out!
(Ocelot walks out on stage but soon slips on the water and slides head- first off the stage and lands on a camera)
Me:... God... are you laughing at me right now?
Ocelot: ow, I think im ok... wait a sec! (Ocelot looks down and realizes that the camera has lodged itself in his stomach) umm... ouchies!
(Ocelot falls down)
Me: ok that's it, this episode is over! (I leap offstage and run out the door, hop in my car, gives the studio sign the finger, and speed off) GOOD RIDANCE! Well, see yall next time on "What Would They Do For A Klondike Bar?" !!!!!!
Me: Hello everyone! And welcome to the first episode of "What Would They Do For A Klondike Bar?" ! Today on our show we have the cast of the game: METAL GEAR SOLID: THE TWIN SNAKES.
(cheesy fake cheering)
Me: Thank you thank you...
(more cheesy fake cheering)
Me: ok...
(even more cheesy fake cheering)
Me: OK YOU CAN STOP NOW FOR CHRISTS SAKE!
(sustained silence... crickets are heard chirping)
Me: ok * ahem * now to meet our first contestant! Solid Snake!
(Snake walks out on stage and sits down next to me)
Me: ok snake, what would YOU do for a Klondike Bar?
Snake: well... I would sneak into a secret government facility, without being noticed and steal one from their break room freezer!
Me: ok...
Snake: oh yeah! Id also aimlessly kill everyone I run into!
Me: ok, that's sort of interesting... OK THEN MOVING ON! Our next contestant is Raiden (even though hes not in TWIN SNAKES, im still putting him in so NI!!!)
(Raiden nervously walks out on stage with his gun drawn)
Raiden: umm... can I tell you from here? I'm still traumatized from the time Solidus and Ocelot stole my clothes and interrogated me!
Me: just come on you nervous little pansy!
(one of the mike operators that's above the stage accidentally sneezes right over Raiden)
Raiden: AHHH WHAT WAS THAT!
(Raiden shoots his gun strait up hitting a sprinkler line in the ceiling... water is now dripping onto the stage)
Raiden: AHH RUN!
(Raiden leaps off stage and books it for the door, knocking over a camera on the way)
Me: ok, GREAT... can we go to a commercial or something?
(COMMERCIAL BREAK, JUST THINK OF SOME SLIGHTLY INTERSTING COMMERCIALS AND IMAGINE THEM BEING HERE, OR JUST GO AND GET A SNACK, I DON'T REALLY GIVE A FLIP! ^_^ )
Me: ok now, on to our next contestant! Revolver Ocelot! (Raiden is heard screaming like a girl offstage)... CAN SOMEONE PLEASE TRANKULIZE THAT PANSY ALREADY? (a gunshot is heard)
Raiden: uhh... ahh...* gaugh *... zZzZzZzZ....
Me: finally! Ok Ocelot, come on out!
(Ocelot walks out on stage but soon slips on the water and slides head- first off the stage and lands on a camera)
Me:... God... are you laughing at me right now?
Ocelot: ow, I think im ok... wait a sec! (Ocelot looks down and realizes that the camera has lodged itself in his stomach) umm... ouchies!
(Ocelot falls down)
Me: ok that's it, this episode is over! (I leap offstage and run out the door, hop in my car, gives the studio sign the finger, and speed off) GOOD RIDANCE! Well, see yall next time on "What Would They Do For A Klondike Bar?" !!!!!!